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| 1. |
| 4:13 | 
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I feel lowdown and blue
I didn't have what I wanted That's when I saw the sign Outside the place that promised salvation I gave the waitress my order She said it'd be just a minute (I was lookin' at the pies) You know I was hungry But not for food At the love delicatessen Oh yeah I'll meet you at the love delicatessen Oh yeah Outside the summer sun beat down On a lusty summer day Inside the people still had on their shades They were all in the dark I heard the bell ring And my order was up I could believe the size of the portion Man my eyes lit up Here it comes At the love delicatessen Oh yeah I'll meet you at the love delicatessen Oh yeah Mmm.. I think I've had my fill Went to the front counter To pay the bill Oh by the way Give me one of those cherry life savers And the summer sun beat down So hard and I was on my way From the love delicatessen Love delicatessen Ill meet you there <i>[x3]</i> Today At the love delicatessen Ok Ill meet you at the love delicatessen Oh yeah Ill meet you at the love delicatessen Ok Ill meet you at the love delicatessen Today Ill meet you at the love delicatessen Ok |
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| 2. |
| 3:23 |
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I heard you on the wireless
back in fifty two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you If I was young It didn't stop you coming through They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten by machine and new technology And now I understand the problems you can see I met your children What did you tell them? Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car We can't rewind We've gone to far And now we meet in an abandoned studio We hear the playback And it seems so long ago And you remember the jingles used to go Oh-a oh, you were the first one Oh-a oh, you were the last one Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car We can't rewind We've gone to far Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car We can't rewind We've gone to far Pictures came and broke your heart Put the blame on VCR You are a radio star Video killed the radio star You are a radio star |
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| 3. |
| 2:53 |
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A tiny turtle in a can
I dig a living room in the sand Poke a toe through a hole in the floor (Floor!) And ramble on some more (Ramble on!) Mobile home..... My mobile home My mobile home I take easy, small and slow I hang around 'till its time to blow I take easy, small and slow (Slow!) Shed away to lighten my load (Lighten the load!) Mobile home..... My mobile home My mobile home Mobile home... Go! In the road To some highway Pebble Beach Alabama's just out of reach (?) Lessiana temp swamp (Swamp!) Montana on a mountain top (On a mountain top!) Mobile home..... My mobile home My mobile home Mobile home..... My mobile home I got mobile home Mobile home..... My mobile home |
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| 2:31 |
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Big shiny jet wing in the sky
please drop us off as we fly by We're an american band And everything is rockin' out of control When we hit Japan Faxes from the veiwers on tv Karokie hokey pokey on the screen I dig my toes into the Pacific sand And evrything is rockin' out of control When we hit Japan When we hit Japan When we hit Japan Yeah 20 tons of suishi lovin' fun yum yum get in line well thank you one by one Please come out to see us when we land And everything is rockin' out of control When we hit Japan When we hit Japan (repeat 23 times) |
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| 2:09 | 
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| 6. |
| 3:07 |
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Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation Rockin' back 'n forth, that's my only destination Old man on the back porch (x3) And that old man is me Old man on the back porch (x3) And that... Meeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow Got a two string on my lap, total subsonic vacation Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys All arriving at the station Old man on the back porch (x3) And that old man is me Old man on the back porch (x3) And that... Me me meeee-ow, whoa, whoa, whoa Chris: I'm sittin' on the back, porch, kickin' my legs back, rockin' in my rockin' chair, just sittin' there, on the little back porch, it's about to fall apart, so I think I might repair it, just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it some little friends come along with some two-string,one-string no string guitars and they plug them all into the back porch, and they sit around playing all their favorite songs and kickin' back, feelin' real good, real fine, real full of wine, and everything's fine, everything's beautiful everything's great and I just feel so good, you know I'm seventy years old and I'm slurpin' everything through a straw Dave: I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw and I heated it up on a little sterno stove, tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down, little players comin' 'round, pluggin' in their instruments, feelin' good about themselves, singin' original songs, by the original masters ans I'm sittin' there on the porch, rockin' back 'n forth in original masters and I'm sittin' there on the porch, rockin' back 'n forth in my little old chair But I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me Old man on the back porch (x3) And that... |
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| 7. |
| 3:17 |
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I'm bein' hasseled by the man
By the man (3x) Man You crush a killer with a thigh bone Man You call the cable, make a cozy home Man You be a rock and roll singer Man Got a thumb and a finger You got opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one You got opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one Yeah 1973 ,76 One time I was a man Crush a killer with a rock Man 10 million years until you talk Man Your a grunter and a moaner Man All you can manage is a toner, and your opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one You got opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one All right Man Gotta learn to drive a big rig Man Lose your hair wear a tiny wig Man You got something against me Man You gotta have to try to kill me If you wanna be a man (4x) Gotta make me a man Make me a man (3x) I got one opposable thumb |
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| 8. |
| 3:10 |
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I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long Split the clouds and divided the sea Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki God could be She didn't call no more nor bother me My little tiki God made sure I lived in peace One day I read they found a body in the river Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver all night I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God Na na na na naa na (2x) When Bobby Brady found the idle in the rubble Had no idea it would cause so much trouble When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean There was a rumble an awful comotian Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby Turned out the God was, mean and vicious Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God Na na na na naa na (4x) So when you're caught up in an evil plot Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots Your head is spinning and you're fading fast How long do you think this kind of fun can last? Your luck will change with a simple motion I Found my idol in a bottle on the ocean Split the clouds and divide the sea AndShows those evil guys how nasty the Tiki Gods can be I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God |
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| 2:24 |
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They took a hot-rod motor and they put it in her heart
It's a dream location but she's tearing it apart Tounge-tied and twelve Staring up at perfect pearls He's 13, she's 13 She's a teenage girl Teenage girl <i>[x5]</i> Skin the surface like a Mach 5 flower Fibreglass shakin' and it shatters from the power It's crush and blow When the engine overflows That motor's pride Just say goodbye to Water World Teenage girl <i>[x5]</i> Tounge-tied and twelve Staring up at perfect pearls He's 13, she's 13 He's 13 teenage girl He's 13, she's 13 <i>[x2]</i> Teenage girl <i>[repeat 4 times]</i> |
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| 2:44 |
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I had a girl
Yeah.. "had" is the word I tried to hold on But it was pretty absurd She said she loved me And I said I loved her too But we weren't having any fun So what could I do I let her slip away... Away.... I let her slip away... Away... I had a car Yeah.. the colour was blue It kept breaking down So what could I do I put an ad in the papaer You know I called it a steal Then this guy came to see it And we struck up a deal I let it slip away... Away.... I let her slip away... Away... I had a thought You know I thought it a lot I thought I was smart And I now I know that I'm not I let it slip away... Away.... I let her slip away... Away... <i>[repeat 2 times]</i> |
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| 2:51 |
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One... two... three
*Tremelo blooz ain't got nothin' to lose Ain't got nothin' but my tumblin' mumblin' blooz (Love my puppy head on down)? (Friends came out... person I was born)? I bend down to catch a rose and I caught a thorn Hey Miss Monkey how did you get so blue Monkey looked up with her teary eyes and said I've been missin' you *Repeat Hello chickie... you've been packed away For nine months and a cold December day Your yellow body's crumblin' plumb(?) in two Here's a microphone chickie sing whatever you choose *Repeat Chickie! Yee-haw! My friend froggie collapsed back stage Face down in a pile of cocaine The rocker doctor said he had the flu But froggie felt it deep inside he knew exactly what he had to do *Repeat |
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| 12. |
| 2:33 |
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3 4 3 4 3 4 All this energy callin' me Back where it comes from It's such a crude attittude It's back where it belongs All the little kids Growin' up in the skids Goin Cleveland rocks Cleveland Rocks Jumpin' Dream Jean mooin' James Dean Goin Cleveland rocks Cleveland rocks (7x) Momma knows but she don't care She's got her worries too 7 kids and a phoney affair And the rent is due All the little chicks With the crimson lips Go Cleveland rocks Cleveland rocks She livin' in sin With a saftey pin goin Cleveland rocks Cleveland rocks (7x) Got some records from World War II Play them like my granddad do He was a rocker And I am too So Cleveland rocks Yeah Cleveland rocks Cleveland rocks (18x) |
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| 13. |
| 2:40 |
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Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into lump's pjammas She totally confused all the passing pirahnas She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump lingered last in line for brains, And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane Small thing's so sad that birds could land Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love She spent her twenties between the sheets Life limped along at subsonic speeds She's lump, she's lump She's in my head She's lump, she's lump, she's lump She might be dead Is this lump out of my head, I think so (3x) Is this lump out of my head |
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| 0:17 |
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