Life is so peculiar, you get so wet in the rain (you know it do?) You get so warm in the sunshine, it doesn't pay to complain. (I never complain)
When I get up each morning, there's nothing to breathe but air When I look in the mirror, there's nothing to comb but hair When I sit down to breakfast, there's nothing to eat but food, Life is so peculiar,but you can't stay home and brood.
Oh, life (tell everybody forks), is so peculiar The beach has only got sand, the ocean's only got water You never know where you stand
When I get out to dinner, there's nothing to wear but clothes Whenever I get sleepy, there's nothing to do but doze Whenever I get thirsty, there's nothing to do but drink Life is so peculiar that it makes it to the top of the sink
*Life is so peculiar, a fork belongs to the knife Corn beef is lost without cabbage (I love cabbage) Husband should have a wife. Yes, life is so peculiar, that's what everybody says, That's right
Life is so peculiar, a bird can usually sing A bird made buy me an oyster, you can't be sure of a thing When I get tired of resting, there's nothing to do but walk When I don't wanna care to listen, there's nothing to do but talk When I'm upon the airplane there's nothing to do but fly Life is so peculiar, that it makes you stop and think
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nippin' at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to make the season bright Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer really know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one through ninety-two, Although it's been said many times many ways, Merry Christmas to you
And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer really know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one through ninety-two, Although it's been said many times many ways, Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you