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Disneyland is the place to be,
c'mon baby, just you and me Hand in hand, to Disneyland, we go ! Not slow Happiest place, in the world until a madman grabs a girl; Hand in hand, with the madman she goes ! Oh oh ! Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin' madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland) Come here little girl if you wanna see, Peter Pan's Magic Flight on L.S.D. Up and down, all around, we go ! Whoa oh ! Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin' madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland) Madman is loose in Disneyland, he's back here by popular de- mand Madman is loose in Disneyland, he'll take no shit but he'll take your head! Surprise, Surprise, I'm comin' at ya' live I sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse, I'm a killer in disguise You can run and you can hide But you ain't gettin' away 'cause I got you in my sight Axe wieldin', child stealin' I'm a mad motherfuckin' man and I'm loose!... in disneyland! have you heard the news, madman sure is loose Got you by the noose, have his way with you Nothin' you can do, headlines in the news Madman sure is loose, in Disneyland Disneyland is the place to be, in California, by the sea Sunny day, well A.O.K., for now, and how Knife gleamin' no feelin's, axe wieldin', child stealin' madman is loose... in Disneyland. (in Disneyland) |
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| 2. |
| 4:46 |
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Sittin' in your front yard, drinkin' lemonade
Suburban life, a pretty wife, you think you've got it made But you don't know, what's in store, for you and your family I'm movin' in, right next door, won't you welcome me? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And I hope I didn't ruin your day Won't you be my neighbor? I brought my life, my ugly wife, my dirty dog with fleas My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk, this I'm sure you'll see Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery Welcome to, home sweet hell, dissatisfaction guaranteed It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And if I could I surely would Invite you in and say Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? Won't you be my neighbor? C'mon I don't think you'll find A place to live in peace of mind You're gonna live in misery When you're livin' next to me It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...aaaah Won't you be my, won't you be my funky(fuckin') neighbor? Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke I try all night and day to get a piece of the action, a-haa And you should know by now you're never gonna forget, a-aaa Now I know just what you're thinkin' It could be out 'n' you're drinkin' So don't you knock it until you try it It could be you in a little while I hope I didn't ruin your day Cool ending bit It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood And I dig your wife, she sure is good It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhood... ha, ha, ha |
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| 3. |
| 4:04 |
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My child arrived just the other day
Came to the world in the usual way But there were planes to catch and bills to pay He learned to walk while I was away He was talkin' 'fore I knew it And as he grew he said, 'I'm gonna be like you, Dad, You know I'm gonna be like you.' *And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little boy blue and the man 'n the moon. 'When you comin' home?' 'Son, I don't know when. We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.' Well, my son turned ten just the other day. He said, 'Thanks for the ball, Dad. Come on, let's play. Could you teach me to throw?' I said, 'Not today. I got a lot to do.' He said, 'That's okay.' And he walked away and he smiled and he said, 'You know, I'm gonna be like him, yeah. You know I'm gonna be like him.' *reprat Well, he came from college just the other day, So much like a man I just had to say, 'I'm proud of you. Could you sit for a while?' He shook his head and he said with a smile, 'What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys. See you later. Can I have them please ?' *repeat I've long since retired, my son's moved away. I called him up just the other day. 'I'd like to see you, if you don't mind.' He said, 'I'd love to, Dad, if I could find the time. You see my new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu, But it's sure nice talkin' to you, Dad. It's been sure nice talkin' to you.' And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me, He'd grown up just like me. My boy was just like me. *repeat |
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| 4. |
| 4:15 |
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I, hate the rain and sunny weather
And I, hate the beach and moutains too (and) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no And I, I, I, hate the country side too! And I, hate everything about you! ...everything about you! I don't like a thing about your mother And I, I hate your daddy's guts too I, don't like a thing about your sister 'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too. And I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be around I, hate everything about you! everything about you, everything about you, everything about you Some say I got a bad attitude But that don't change the way I feel about you And if you think this might be bringing me down Look again cause I ain't wearin' no frown! I don't really care about your sister Fuck the little bitch 'cause I already kissed her One thing that I did to your lady Put her on the bed and she didn't say maybe I know you know everybody knows The way it comes, the way it's gonna' go You think it's sad And that's too bad 'cause I'm havin' A ball hatin' Every little thing about you! Everything about you, everything about I get sick when I'm around I can't stand to be around I hate everything about you |
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| 4:19 |
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You don't even know me
You don't even care I've got something for you You must this beware Don't say that it's over I'm still a part of you Our love is eternal Hope in tomorrow's world Your life's getting closer Will you make the grade Slowly going nowhere Will you die afraid? Everybody dies |
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| 2:54 |
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God, please push me in the right direction
God, I'm hoping that you'll understand God, I'm trying to make amends now God, I'm asking for your guiding hand Everybody's got the wrong opinion Everybody says what's on their mind Everybody's got the wrong tradition Everybody pray to the man God, I'm reading in your holy books now God, I'm singing and I'm not afraid God, I'm looking for the only way out now God, I'm hoping that I can be saved Everybody's got the wrong religion You won't say what's on your mind Some won't hear why others listen Everybody pray to the man Why don't you ever answer questions Now my faith is slipping away I'm looking in a different direction Believing is the only way Everybody's got their own tradition (Everybody's got the wrong religion) Everybody's got their own salvation (Everybody's got the wrong submission) Everybody's got their own religion (Everybody's got the wrong tradition) Everybody pray to the man |
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| 4:11 |
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Everybody's alright with me
Possibly you'll disagree Busy Bee watch the world go by Everybody's alright with me That's just the way I choose to be Everybody's on my mind Can't sit aside and watch this world go by That ain't me Chorus X2 Busy Bee watch the world go by Everybody does their time The people walk in crooked lines Everybody's got their choice But often we don't use our voice Chorus X4 Busy Bee watch the world go by How could you be so blind? Some people they just ain't satisfied Watch the world go by I always hear the school bell ring Let the children dance and sing Just let us find what's been lost So many people get torn and tossed away Chorus X3 World go bye X3 Watch the world go bye X3 Nice ending bit Everybody's alright with me |
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| 2:59 |
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I'm Frank Sinatra in a rock 'n roll band
I'm a hevayweight demon with a heavyweight plan I'm Uncle Sam with a joint in my mouth And my V8's floored when I headed down south This ain't hell, sure ain't heaven Pull on over to the Seven Eleven Stop Rich now, Pontiac here Big blue love Budweiser beer Can't you see them Can't you see them GI Joe I'm Stretch Armstrong Every blade of grass I'm the water in the bong I'm aqua man I'm the devil with a grin Ambidextrous now 'cause I use both limbs East Palo Alto, age 26 Full love circle not one love missed A1 liquor, Berone's too Crown Royal, No. 502 Can't you see them Can't you see them August 27th on a calendar scale And on this day I went to jail The blue man on my trip and on my ride See I gotta go and will I survive I'm the man and I do and I don't I'm the man and I will and I won't I'm the man and I could not lie Why most should live now some should die |
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| 3:53 |
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Let the burning bridges tumble down
Let the water come and flood the ground Burn a hole into the southern sky I only wanna be walking by your side When I see tomorrow I see you there When I look around I'll see you everywhere Your face is etched into my mind When it's all said and done I'm feeling like the milkman's son Let your darkest spirits fly away Come again but you won't come today Spend the last time of my worthless job I only wanna be walking by your side I'm feeling like the milkman's son Said I'm feeling like the milkman |
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| 10. |
| 5:28 |
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Oh yeah!
Some people say my love cannot be true Please believe me, my love, and i'll show you I will give you those things you thought unreal The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal Oh yeah! Follow me now and you will not regret Leaving the life you led before we met You are the first to have this love of mine Forever with me 'till the end of time Your love for me has just got to be real Before you know the way i'm going to feel I'm going to feel I'm going to feel Oh yeah! Now i have you with me, under my power Our love grows stronger now with every hour Look into my eyes, you will see who i am My name is lucifer, please take my hand Oh yeah! Follow me now and you will not regret Leaving the life you led before we met You are the first to have this love of mine Forever with me 'till the end of time Your love for me has just got to be real Before you know the way i'm going to feel I'm going to feel I'm going to feel Oh yeah! Now i have you with me, under my power Our love grows stronger now with every hour Look into my eyes, you will see who i am My name is lucifer, please take my hand |
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| 4:50 |
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Rape, D.U.I., assult and battery
These are things that will bring you to me Murder and theft and all of the above You can bet your life I know what you're thinking of I've takin' you and I'll take your friends Don't worry, we'll all meet in the end 'Cause life's a bitch and then you die Trust me baby cause I don't lie I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me I'm the Goddamn Devil and I do it for free I know the story about your life If you killed your brother or you beat your wife And I am here to punish you You can't fool me cause I ain't no fool The time has come to say goodbye The end is here for those who cheat, steal and lie There will be torture and there will be pain Cause this is hell, baby, die in flames. I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me I'm the Goddamn Devil, Satan if you please I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me I'm the Goddamn Devil, and I do it for free I don't care about you, don't care about your life Don't care about your children or about your wife I'm here to do my job so if you broke the law You're checking in with me But you can never leave.... There's one way out if you dare We'll make a deal, you'll grow your hell As Satan's child you'll start a band And spread the word across the land I'm the Goddamn Devil, this job pleases me I'm the Goddamn Devil, Satan if you please I'm the Goddamn Devil, better believe in me (only me) I'm the Goddamn Devil! |
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| 5:35 |
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Slower than nowhere
Playing Hide and Seek Walking from room to room Will you follow me Will you challenge me * My destiny will follow me And set me free (x2) Slower than nowhere (x2) I feel the ground move under me Slower than nowhere Cold in the mid-west Don't take away my shine Asking me something Giving me nothing That's okay, take your time * repeat ** Prelude to madness Certain circles hold Fall to the west side, I'll take my own Come on now, come on now Down to my luck and Speaking of nothing Feeling the ground move under me Do you feel the same Do you feel the same *** My destiny will follow me And set me free (x2) My destiny will follow me And set me free (x2) Slower than nowhere (x2) I feel the ground move under me Slower than nowhere Slower than nowhere ** repeat |
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| 5:19 |
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Funky fresh tunes
And you're walking down the street And you're trying to find the girl That you really want to meet You're flying past the reef And you're drinking shrunking heads You wake up in the morning And you wish that you were dead As you stagger home In the blackest form of night The rollers out in force baby They're looking for a fight You try to play the game You try to pass the test But the only thing in sight baby Is the sight of your arrest Jail cell - living hell Cains off me I'm free Doing time - one more time Mine, all mine, all mine Now the country club is cold And the country club is mean The attendants at the country club Ain't something to be seen If you're messing with my girl You're messing with your life Cause I'm gonna cut you With a big, big knife You bet your fuckin' life! Now as you stagger home In the blackest form of night The rollers out in force baby They're looking for a fight You try to play the game You try to pass the test But the only thing in sight baby Is the sight of your arrest Jail cell - living hell Cains off me I'm free Doing time - one more time Mine, all mine, all mine I wanna tell you a story baby I hope you wanna hear I wanna tell you a story baby I hope you wanna hear Going downtown in the back of a car Some motha'fucka' left the door ajar Remember what your parents said Be home by eight and in your bed Now as you stagger home In the blackest form of night The rollers out in force baby They're looking for a fight You try to play the game You try to pass the test But the only thing in sight baby Is the sight of your arrest Jail cell - living hell Cains off me I'm free Doing time - one more time Mine, all mine, all mine |
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| 5:43 |
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Sittin' on a rusty park bench baby
Not much else to do Smoke cigarettes and rink my Mickey's Fine malt liquor brew As I start drinkin' and I start thinkin' That death is on my side If my heart stopped beatin', the street kept reekin' That's suicide.... that's right! I grew up in the inner city A dark part of this town Just another innocent backwoods victim Society like to put down You can call me a boozer, or call me a loser It really doesn't matter to me I got a bench for snoozin', some sauce to keep boozin' That's all I neeed *I keep it comin', sometimes I don't know why I'm gonna do it 'til the day i die Consider me the duke as I dine in your dumpster Unsanitary engineer Baron of the bench the panhandlin' master Well, I'm pullin' twenty G's a year I know it ain't much but at least I'm in touch, yeah With reality And I wouldn't trade no places to be in rat races No siree! *repeat Yo, Mr. Trump, can I ask you a question You got some spare change for me sucker? 'Cause I'm down and out and there ain't no doubt That I am here to stay Yeah you see me lyin' with my brothers In the gutter with my paper bag in hand Yeah the streets are cold but at least There's soul and that's all I need! You'll take away my peace of mind You'll leave me there to rot and die But look again, my careless friend The world you live is just a lie It's a give and take, the more the fake The more the pain, the more you lose Live your life, don't take no sides N'seize the day and drink your booze! |
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| 3:15 |
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My superstars were laced up tight
And all the sinners were gathered in white The pearly gates were opened up wide And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes So I stepped out to the clouds The holy father was getting down And as I ordered a round of drinks He said I got a little story tell me what you think Moses used to sniff the lines Noah used to rock the boat sometimes Mary used to get undone Jesus rode a Harley Davidson All the angels were gathered around Leather boots and lace night gowns And one started to kiss my feet She said the Lord got a red light on at every street My superstars were laced up tight And all the sinners were gathered in white The pearly gates were opened up wide And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes |
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