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1. |
| 6:20 | ||||
Everybody's a dreamer
And everybody's a star And everybody's in movies It doesn't matter who you are There are stars in every city In every house and on every street And if you walk down Hollywood Boulevard Their names are written in concrete Don't step on Greta Garbo As you walk down the boulevard She looks so weak and fragile That's why she tried to be so hard But they turned her into a princess And they sat her on a throne But she turned her back on stardom Because she wanted to be alone You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard Some that you recognise, some that you've hardly even heard of People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain Rudolph Valentino Looks very much alive And he looks up ladies' dresses As they sadly pass him by Avoid stepping on Bela Lugosi 'Cause he's liable to turn and bite But stand close by Bette Davis Because hers was such a lonely life If you covered him with garbage George Sanders would still have style And if you stamped on Mickey Rooney He would still turn 'round and smile But please don't tread on dearest Marilyn 'Cause she's not very tough She should have been made of iron or steel But she was only made of flesh and blood You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard Some that you recognise, some that you've hardly even heard of People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain Everybody's a dreamer And everybody's a star And everybody's in show-biz It doesn't matter who you are And those who are successful Be always on your guard Success walks hand in hand with failure Along Hollywood Boulevard I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes 'Cause celluloid heroes never feel any pain And celluloid heroes never really die You can see all the stars as you walk along Hollywood Boulevard Some that you recognise, some that you've hardly even heard of People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain La la la la, la la la la la la la la la La la la la, la la la la la la la la la Oh, celluloid heroes never feel any pain Oh, celluloid heroes never really die I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain And celluloid heroes never really die |
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2. |
| 4:49 | ||||
The time had come when it was done
And I was made into this world Damned to be for eternity bound By immortal coil And it's so sad how I'm driven madBy my human innocence As I consume the forbidden fruit That flows under the skin You could be a poor boy Or you could be a rich little girl I am a slave to what I need And I need you to bleed Let me feel your love blood Burning through my veins I wanna feel your love blood Rushing to my brain I can hear your love blood Calling out my name I wanna feel your luscious love blood Dripping from my face Come to me with a symphony In the beating of your heart A fragile flower for me to devour As I hold you in my arms And Agony is haunting me After I carry out my curse So I search for God the elusive façade As I crawl into the dirt You could be a poor boy Or you could be a rich little girl I am insane for what I need And I need you to bleed Let me feel your love blood Burning through my veins I wanna feel your love blood Rippin' up my brain I can hear your love blood Calling out my name I wanna feel your luscious love blood Dripping from my face |
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3. |
| 2:30 | ||||
Instrumental
Some dialogue from the movie Crossroads at the beginning |
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4. |
| 1:07 | ||||
5. |
| 4:43 | ||||
Instrumental
Spoken words at the beginning: Well, well, well. Who sent you here? Can't talk, little man? (laughs) Bet ya can't play none, either! |
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6. |
| 2:27 | ||||
7. |
| 1:53 | ||||
8. |
| 3:15 | ||||
9. |
| 0:41 | ||||
10. |
| 3:25 | ||||
11. |
| 0:46 | ||||
12. |
| 0:14 | ||||
13. |
| 2:25 | ||||
14. |
| 0:41 | ||||
Spoken words:
You might be a king or a real street sweeper But sooner or later you dance with the reaper Get down with your bad self I love show business, he he ha ha ha |
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15. |
| 1:35 | ||||
16. |
| 5:46 | ||||
Bill: I’m Bill S. Preston, Esq.! And this is Ted "Theodore" Logan!
B&T: And we are Wyld Stallyns! DeNomolos: I am DeNomolos. Now . . . what is your mission? Evil Bill: First we totally kill Bill and Ted! Evil Ted: Yeah, then we take over their lives. Evil Bill: He’s totally a robot! Evil Ted: So are you, dude! Evil Bill: Whoa, we’re total metalheads! DeNomolos: Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band! Evil B&T: Death to Bill and Ted! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! DeNomolos: You fools! Are we ready? Reaper: Get down with your bad self! DeNomolos: You fools! Evil B&T: Yeah, totally! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! DeNomolos: You fools! Are we ready? Evil Ted: I’ve got a full on robot chubby. Evil B&T: How’s it goin’, Bill and Ted? Bill: Ted... it’s us again! Ted: Whoa! Bill: You’re metal, dude! Evil Bill: I know! Check it out! We’re totally gonna kill you now! B&T: Whoa... Evil Bill: Ha ha ha! Ted: Dudes, even though you’re doing this, we... we... Bill: We love you! Evil B&T: Fags! Bill: You dick, Bill! Evil Bill: I know! Let’s waste ‘em. B&T: Aaaahhhhh!!! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Rufus: Bogus Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted! B&T: No way! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Rufus: Bogus Bill: Yeah! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Rufus: Bogus Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted! B&T: No way! Evil Bill: I totally loogied on that good, dead me! Ted: Bill, what happened? Bill: Ted, we’re dead, dude! B&T: Whoa! Ted: Who are you? Bill: Ted, it’s the Grim Reaper, dude! Ted: Oh. How’s it hangin’, Death? We’ve got to get back to the babes! Bill: Ted, we can’t . . . we’re dead, dude! Ted: We’ve got to stop those evil us’s! We’ve gotta try! Bill: But how? B&T: Melvin! Reaper: They melvined me! Ted: Dude, I totally broke a rock!* Bill: Excellent!* Ted: I kinda like this* . . . Who’s that? Bill: Ted, who do you think it is? Ted: How’s it goin’, Beelzebub? Excellent rocks!* Bill: We totally broke some.* Ted: Okay, can we go now? B&T: Whoa! Bill: Thanks dude! You know, you’ve got a bad rap. Colonel Oates: Gentlemen! Welcome to Hell! Ted: Dude. Bill: What? Ted: I think we’re in our own personal hell! Easter bunny: You stole Deacon’s Easter basket! Little Ted: No way! Granny S. Preston, Esq: How about a kiss? Little Bill: Bogus! Bill: You ugly red source of all evil! Granny S. Preston, Esq: All I want is one! Right on the lips! Colonel Oates: Get back here! B&T: AHHHHHH!!!!!! WHOAAAAA!!!!!!! Bill: That was non-non-non-non heinous! Evil Bill: You suck, dude!* Bill: Do something else, dude!* Ted: Yeah!* Bill: Not bad, dude! B&T: Excellent! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts! Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Ted inside Captain Logan: Excellent! Bill inside Sergeant: I totally believe you, dude! Reaper: Get down with your bad self! Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts! Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed! Evil Bill: That’s right, lesser developed human prototype us’s!* Bill: Let’s get ‘em, Ted! Ted: Ahhhhh, yeah, no! Colonel Oates: Get ‘em Granny! B&T: We’ve got to face them. Colonel Oates: Now get going! Various moans and groans of fears being defeated. Bill: Kiss your fears, dudes! Ted: Or offer ‘em a honeybun or something. And they’ll get smaller and maybe they’ll even go away!* Bill: Yeah, they’re not that bad, dude. So don’t get programmed by anybody but yourself!* B&T: Let’s rock! Rufus: And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones! Evil B&T: Catch you later, Bill & Ted! Colonel Oates crying. |
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17. |
| 1:28 | ||||
18. |
| 3:53 | ||||
19. |
| 0:49 | ||||
20. |
| 1:08 | ||||
21. |
| 0:57 | ||||
22. |
| 1:18 | ||||
23. |
| 0:26 | ||||
24. |
| 0:39 | ||||
25. |
| 0:44 | ||||
26. |
| 0:21 | ||||
27. |
| 0:9 | ||||
28. |
| 0:28 | ||||
29. |
| 3:12 | ||||
30. |
| 0:55 | ||||
Spoken dialogue:
She: Can you blow me where the pampers is? He: What? She: Can you blow me where the pampers is? He: ? She: Can YOU show ME where the campus is? He: Yeah, sure |
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31. |
| 0:25 | ||||
32. |
| 0:45 | ||||
33. |
| 0:22 | ||||
34. |
| 0:37 | ||||
35. |
| 0:45 | ||||
36. |
| 0:20 | ||||
37. |
| 1:54 | ||||
38. |
| 0:16 | ||||
39. |
| 0:52 | ||||
40. |
| 3:48 | ||||