R. Kelly - Tp-3.Com (2005) by R. Kelly (보컬) on maniadb.com

I hope yall got yall playa's card
cause yall aint getting in unless ya do


Playa's only where them chicks be checkin their bodies
Up in the club where they get real naughty
Take um from here to the private
parties where there aint nothing but
Playa's only where the playa's be spinnin a lot of dough
Honies got ass bouncing on the floor
This is how we behind the playa's door
(She on the floor) surrounded by them playa's and thugs
(She on the floor) the girls gone wild in the clubs
(In V.I.P.) Got drough with a bottle of bub
(She don't care) Shakin ass just throwin em up
I'd really like to get to know her the way she warms her
Bodie up now she heated got me heated up
I can find I really wanna beat it up
So her how I hit the bottle and spend it up
You don't gotta worry bout being alone
Cause tonight we'll be together in my home
Exit out the club bouncin our domes
Got that red coupe matchin the chrome
Put that body in motion motion
And watch it wave like ocean ocean
Now break it down and worm it worm it
Now bring it up and shake it shake it
Playa's only where them chicks be checkin their bodies
Up in the club where they get real naughty
Take um from here to the private parties
where there aint nothing but
Playa's only where the playa's be spinnin a lot of dough
Honies got ass bouncing on the floor
This is how we behind the playa's door
I'm still fresh like uh impala uh
Dre's young guns still ridin the base drums (Chi)
Four times platinum hate it
or love it I'm still number one
Still in the hood one hand on my gun
And my trigger finger still make b**hes cum
I mean the one with the ring and the tounge
Compton uh Kelly found her in the slums
Shakin that rump both hands on the pumps
Send her home with me I'll have your girl yellin uhhh
Kell's my b*** drunk
but until girlfriend still wanna have fun
Pass the blunt let her drink red rum
Bet she aint never seen a penthouse at the Trump
Me and R been around the world
and we'll give it to you just how u like it girl
Girl you on a mission step in club shuttin down competition
The way you walk it talk it switch it
And when the doors close handle yur business
Now make your booty go
(boom boom boom boom) Break it down now
(boom boom boom boom) Bring it up now
(boom boom boom boom) Push it back girl
(boom boom boom boom) Now shake shake it shake it shake it
Out the club in the coupe to the mansion
We gone get bent up to the morning
Layin back in the chair while you wind it
Lap dance on me girl bump and grind it
We gone do it till we drop it until the part
stop we gone keep it hot
Playa's only where them chicks be checkin their bodies
Up in the club where they get real naughty
Take um from here to the private parties
where there aint nothing but
Playa's only where the playa's be spinnin a lot of dough
Honies got ass bouncing on the floor
This is how we behind the playa's door
I like it when you flip that bump that roll that
shake that drop that rope that Make it go clap clap
I like it when you flip that bump that roll that
shake that drop that rope that Make it go clap clap
Playa's only where them chicks be checkin their bodies
Up in the club where they get real naughty
Take um from here to the private parties
where there aint nothing but
Playa's only where the playa's be spinnin a lot of dough
Honies got ass bouncing on the floor
This is how we behind the playa's door

Ladies it’s your boyfriend I hope y’all like to do it like I like to do it Till the sun comes up (Oh Yea, You Know its going down) Yo can I hit it till the mornin’ I’ll be sexin’ you up (Chicago’s finest) Until the sun goes down We ride, get high, hit clubs, we ball, we mack (we put it down like this) Till the sun comes up Yo can I hit it till the mornin’ (That’s right) I’ll be sexin’ you up Until the sun goes down (Say what) We ride, get high, hit clubs, we ball, we mack (That’s right ain’t It Man) What you know about the Mobster Elites Crutial Conflict and them Do Or Die flows What you know about Kells and Twista Multi platinum artist stepping out the suicide doors I ain’t claiming the crown or the throne But I know I’m Chi town to the bone Come and have a round of Patrone Now get down to the song When I tell you about the ground I be on Chicago Tell your girl about K town And them projects downtown And all these places Caught her starrin’ at the ice in my ear She almost fainted when she saw these glaciers Feel the words when I spit’em in the mic First I got to get up with the mob and I’m like Roll up 30 deep to the club and I’m like Got to see who I’m about to fuck tonight The partys so live and I’m bout to set it off for the 05 Its all good but I’ve got the 45 And I found me a down ass ho to ride And she got a fat ol’ ass that’ll brighten up the room Come let a west side nigga slide this dick off in your womb Uh huh put it down on the booty make her like me Most likely she think I’m gonna make her wifey Got a hook like Nike she wanna bite me When I come up in the room in a white tee Presidential suite with some drink and some Cush I’m ‘bout to get it on After this one night I’m gonna be the one you call When you wanna get it hit it till the early morn’ Pimp on Hoppin’ out the finest cars that money can buy Chick on my side, step off up in the club (708) reppin’ the Chi I’m at the bar talkin’ to this chick sippin’ on that magic potion Tryin’ to get her to let me dive off in that ass like it’s an ocean Rub her down with some heated lotion And now got hunny soakin’ She’s ready for the Piper Fuckin’ with her emotions Wanna show you what a true playa’s like You would swear you was in paradise Wanna turn that ass over and ride Good bye to them other guys Girl if you ride out with me I promise you won’t regret it I shoot hoop and so you know this boy is real athletic You want me to go down on you baby don’t even sweat it Just pass the remy to me and watch me get real nasty R is gonna give it to you how you like it I’ll be pumpin’ on that Yo Kells Take another sip and another strip buy another fifth Now another bad bitch want me Grab another cli p haters like to trip represent the pimp With a lot of Platnium on me Sit back relax and watch her ride on me Get up in the mornin’ do the same to her hommie Chuch right here motherfuckers can’t clone me Luis Vitton Gucci and Prada Hit it from the back and make your girlfriend holla Pimperish but he talk like a scholar Stackin paper like the all mighty dollar Ima make it do what it do you dig Gotta be dro Gotta be love Gotta be wild Gotta be slow Gotta be Chi Gotta be long Gotta be down I was out west at the circle when I met this woman She was dark skin had a shape So I know she ain’t frontin Put that ass in the back of the Jeep And I know she’s runnin She says Belo when her toes curl up When I know she’s comin’ Mr. Poke man cummin I can give you what you want Like a dick for days Belo be a nympho girl I can give you what you want sexually four ways Like the lips, cheeks, arm, back, middle blade But I gotta stay true So I gets paid Do Or Die and Kells

Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed
How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back
Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down
and give it to you one mo 'gain
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed
I want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed
Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love, I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed
I want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed
I want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed
I want Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

Girl i want to be alone with you Just To See what you can do ow you'r dancin' all over me Baby this is like some kind of fantasy The way you move your teasing girl So tonight I want you in my world There you go again girl on my mind See you in my dreams all the time ew baby girl your so fine standing in front of me Now will you wind for me slow wind for me will you wind for me slow wind for me will you wind for me slow wind for me will you wind for me slow wind for me Girl, the time has come To show and prove i've seen enough i wanna feel the truth Put your voodo on me babe kiss my lips and curse me babe show me how you do your magic babe lead me to your secret jungle babe your a jamaican queen im an american king let's get together and make sweet love ye let's get together and mix ...? let's get together and change the world ye wind for me jamiacan girl

Here... Put This On..... listen
Wonna sex u in my white T
Do you in my white T
Freak you in my white T
Gurl put on my white T
Lyin here up in the bed checkin you out while your
in that bathroom gurl
(you look so good steppin outthe shower)
im lookin at the way you rubbin lotion
on your body damn you know you sexy gurl
(whats it ive gotta bout another hour)
so we might as well do what we do an still
time to get up an you walk around here the way you do
(gurl imma bout to loose my job over you)
i swear i never seen a t-shirt look so damn tight
my triple x on your body gurl you make it look so right.
T-shirt on gurl i love to see you with
my t-shirt on after we just got through hitten it in my home
(baby this is wat i wonna do)
wonna sex you in my white t stroke you
in my white t honey put this...t-shirt on
gurl i love to see you wit my t-shirt
on after we just got through hitten it in my home
(gurl this is what i wont)
bend it ova in that white-t let me hit it in that white-t
Shes standin at the medicine cabinet
im like wat is takin her so long
(im in my wife beater an my jeans)
shes brushin her teeth while she pokes
it out an tempted to call in sick an stay home
(if she dont stop teasin me)
goin back back forth an forth in an out of the closet
gurl you know just wat you doin an i
suggest you stop it (please)
i swear ive neva seen a t-shitr look so damn tight
my triple x on your body
gurl you make it look so right..
T-shirt on gurl i love to see you with
my t-shirt on after we just got through hitten it in my home
(baby this is wat i wonna do)
wonna sex you in my white t stroke you
in my white t honey put this...t-shirt on
gurl i love to see you wit my t-shirt
on after we just got through hitten it in my home
(gurl this is what i wont)
bend it ova in that white-t let me hit it in that white-t
the way we bout to have fun we dont need nothin
on nothin on except our socks an i wont u gurl i wont u
gurl to hell wit the clock so come out the bathroom
get on in this bed let me love you gurl from your feet
to head first i was goin to work now
im not goin to work all because that t-shirt HEY
T-shirt on gurl i love to see you with
my t-shirt on after we just got through hitten it in my home
(baby this is wat i wonna do)
wonna sex you in my white t stroke you
in my white t honey put this...t-shirt on
gurl i love to see you wit my t-shirt
on after we just got through hitten it in my home
(gurl this is what i wont)
bend it ova in that white-t let me hit it in that white-t
T-shirt on gurl i love to see you with
gurl you know you look so good to me
im about to put it down just keep on
teasen me you doin dis to me
when you know im gotta go to work walk around here
in nothing but my t-e-e-e-e
e-e-e-e-e-e-e e-e-e-e-ee-e e-e-e-e-eee-ee shirt
ahhh...sss.. come ova herelets stay tonight ....
im not goin to work .... an uh i suggest you to make
some calls...

Baby, I think it’s time for us to do what we came to do Here come closer to me I wanna make you feel so good tonight I’ll do anything you say Baby, here we are lying in my bed With the same thing goin’ through our heads You’ve been wantin’ my body I’ve been wantin’ your body So no more waiting Baby, can you move just a little closer come closer baby Come and get this sweet lovin’ you deserve Girl I’ll be real gentle with it I promise To make your body cum like 3 or 4 times in a row If you believe in me tonight all your fantasies will come true In this bedroom And you ain’t gotta say nothin’ Cause tonight I can read your mind First you want me to go down and Push the power button and I’ll be your remote touch me turn me on Make me sing a song now put me on slow Baby push enter now fast forward Girl you’ve got me programmed under your control Somethin’ about the way you turn it over and poke it out! Said it makes me wanna grab the remote and put that ass on pause Girl it don’t make no sense the way you imitate that dog When you do it how you do it baby take it all Tonight I’ll be your slave I will do anything you say (anything)(if you just) Girl push menu and check out the features Just let me put this adapter in you it will keep you charged up Girl I’ll keep goin till you press the Stop button baby All I want is for you to be happy when I’m done So I can call you my lady (Push) audio mode now, (Push) getting too loud now (Push) so wild now, push the mute now ‘fo somebody hear us up in here So professional I’d swear this here was your career Don’t have to say nothin’ Girl ‘cause I can read your mind First you want me to go down and Push the power button baby I’ll be your remote touch me turn me on Make me sing a song now put me on slow Baby push enter now fast forward Girl you’ve got me programmed under your control Somethin’ about the way you turn it over and poke it out! Said it makes me wanna grab the remote and put that ass on pause Just try to imagine that I’m the panel and you are in control Baby push the down arrow and I will go down low Come on taste these juices babe I wanna fill you up I’m gonna push it (6x’s) And make you say Ooooh aaaah (3x) If you get lost just push the guide And I will lead you to your destination (follow me baby) All you have to do is trust me (trust me baby) Cause baby girl I know what your body’s yearnin’ for See here are the rules I’m your remote and I have to do what you push So let your fingers do the walkin’ baby there’ll be no more talkin’ And you ain’t gotta say nothin’ girl cause I can read your mind First you want me to go down and Push the power button baby Push me baby

I've been kickin it with your girlfriend Oh what am I gonna do? Cause God knows that I really didn't mean to hurt you I know it's bogus, but I felt that you should know the truth I fell in love with her the moment that we were introduced And I just feel that it's time for this little secret to end Baby, I've been kickin it with your girlfriend Go ahead and slap me again, cause I can understand how you feel When a man takes you for granted and he don't keep it real I should've been a man and told you a long time ago Instead of stunnin I should have broke it down and let you know Girl my fault for that, don't know what's on my mind And I blame myself for wastin your time Believe, I really did try to keep that girl away from me But her body language kept on tempin and teasin me And plus she knew what she was doin when she did it anyway I knew what she was doin too and that made it okay Truth is that we don't even regret it About the closet I will be the first to say it Now I apologize for me and her and everything that went down These are the reasons why some girls don't bring they friends around I just didn't know how to tell you that I was feelin her And how we get away sometimes and make love I never wanted to dislead you At first I just wanted to please you I know it's hard for you to be able to trust again Because I came between you and your best friend I did not ask for this It just happened outta no where since the day we kissed And the truth is that we don't even regret it About the closet, I will be the first to say it I'm sorry again Never meant to hurt you I'm sorry again But girl I love her I'm sorry again I never meant to make you cry, no The first one out the closet

This is big Chi Town girls have the ba dunk a dunk ATL junk in the trunck a bounce Jamaican girls pat your front of clump Miami girls let me see you jump jump New York girls can shake that ass St. Louis let me see you shake it fast Midwest girls can shake that ass Ele and Kelly won’t let them pass We got the place surrounded y’all Scoobay This is big A Weddi weddi weddi weddi weddi weddi weddi weddi Mic check ladies One, two I can’t hear myself turn it up One, two I can’t hear myself turn it up One, two I can’t hear myself So ahh turn it up ma turn it up I like it when your booty go bump bump ladies Girl make your booty go bump bump Come on How you make your booty go bump bump You got a whole lotta junk in ya trunk trunk Come on Girl shake your booty don’t stop stop Turn around and make your booty pop pop Girl shake your booty don’t stop stop Make it clap clap clap clap clap clap Haven’t seen a booty like that since the rump shake That’s the kinda booty that makes the bed break Girl hit the floor turn out the party Love it when you shake and worm your body You got me wantin’ to be wit you all the time You make me wanna spend chips girl you are so fine How bout me and you go jump in my car Talk about a future in my car Take a ride to the spot in my car Now you in my bed screamin’ Dada Don’t make no sense how you bring your body down now Bring it back up and roll it all around now Clap clap you’re so good Clap clap the way ya bendin’ it over Clap clap You’re the girl in the top five videos By tomorrow this will be number one And the way you’re up side down on the pole Pretty mama you know you’re dead wrong Girl you row it like a boat when you take it to the floor When I get you in the door it’s murder she wrote See you’re the hottest chick in the club Sexy superstar hands up Girl you bumpin’ l ike that ass is a truck Roll It around like that ass on dubs I like it when your booty go bump bump Yep Girl make your booty go bump bump Come on How you make your booty go bump bump You got a whole lot junk in your trunk trunk Come on Girl shake your booty don’t stop stop yep Turn around and make your booty pop pop ladies Girl shake your booty don’t stop stop Make it clap clap clap clap clap clap Love how she wiggle di booty like a pro back it up Mek Kelly go so whoa She mek the Richter scale measure 8.0 Like Christina Milian you fi dipi low Forget the after party Lets row Kells nah wait no more Lets go Club ram With Jamaican Haitians, Bejams full to capacity No more accomadation How that gal deh a wine a must A Jamaican How she shake the booty you can tell Who a di fake one Earthquake Girl shake your booty Mek your booty shake Earthquake So you shake your booty So you reck di place Earthquake You mek everybody evacuate Heavywieght Ma make your booty shake shake shake Hiba hiba Shake it senorita Shake it like you come from Costa Rica mamita Scoobay I like it when your booty go bump bump yep Girl make your booty go bump bump ladies How you make your booty go bump bump You got a whole lot junk in your trunk trunk Come on Girl shake your booty don’t stop stop Turn around and make your booty pop pop Girl shake your booty don’t stop stop Make it clap clap clap clap clap clap
All the ladies think I’m sexy ‘Cause when I walk through the club I get lots of love They scream Kels you’re the one I’m dreamin’ of Girl all I wanna be is your fantasy In your dream take me to your ecstasy All alone in my room just you and me And when you we awake it’ll be a reality Girl I’ll have you’re body singin’ ooo la la Once I turn it over and hit it real hard Oh my o nly mission is to make you see stars Put me up to bat and I’m goin’ knock it out the park Shake ya ass, aribah aribah, like you’re Mexican, uh oh, uh oh The way ya freakin’ it uh oh, uh oh The way ya droppin’ it uh oh, uh oh And when ya bring it back up And move it in slow motion now earthquake Make me wanna move a little closer now earthquake Get you out of here and get somewhere

baby, I wanna do something different tonight aight?
okay, what you wanna do?
I want you to sing to me,
while I sing to you, want we do this?
okay
touching you, touching me,
satisfying your every need
you dont wont have to work for nothing
after I give you this loving
touching you, touching me,
sexual chemistry
girl seems like your body's ready
and I know you wont regret it
turn the lights downlow ready to let my juices flow
baby double lock the door,
let's start right here on this floor
sounds like the perfect plan,
we're seconds away from loveland
all you gotta do is take my hand,
now tell me baby who's your man
you babe
who
you babe
you
I am your lady, all friends are gone perfect
now come and take it baby
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
baby I dont mind if you take off my clothes
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
baby girl you can be loud, noone will know
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
baby we can take our time
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
so let's keep on touching baby
Yeah, I liked that
me too
keep going
okay
raindrop's falling, loveangels calling
something tells me this could be,
the greatest sex in history
all these nights,
girl I vow to make you cry when I go down
I am here to please you baby,
taste your love and drive you crazy
like a summer breeze,
bursting trees loving the way you pleasin me
bite my lips to keep from screaming,
baby boy it's like i'm dreaming
for me the same when positions change,
makin me wanna scream your name
it's like heaven messed us up,
such a blessing we hooked up
you babe
who
you babe
you
I am your lady
all friends are gone perfect
now come and take it baby
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
baby I dont mind if you take off my clothes
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
baby girl you can be loud, noone will know
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
girl sing it to me
baby we can take our time
take our time, yeah
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
so let's keep on touching baby
you
you, oh baby
oh boy
let's keep on touching baby
yeah
oh I love the way you touch me right there
You said chills up and down my time
go deeper
deeper
deeper
deeper
tell me how you like it baby, givin more throwback baby
deeper
deeper
deeper
deeper
don't hold back, faster babe, all alone so let's go crazy
make love to me, like you never made love before
wanna hear you screaming
I wanna hear you screaming,
screaming baby, give me more
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay, we're alone baby
boy this sex is coming,
turn this house into a happy home
just like tasting raindrops, pretty lady don't you stop
got me going round and round,
just bring my loving back down
let it go, let it flow, it's alright, it's okay uuuh
I love you
and I love you
keep on touching baby
touch me

There’s a lot of guys out there blamin’ other cats for takin’ they woman I’m gunna put it to you like this I’ll tell niggas hey Don’t bring your woman to the club Don’t bring your main squeeze to the club You know I’m sayin’ Unless your game is tight Cause if your game ain’t tight And a nigga walk in and his game is tight Shit, you fuck around and lose your woman You know what I’m sayin’ If your game ain’t tight Quit bringin’ you woman to these mother fuckin’ clubs dog And blamin’ other niggas for takin’ your woman Ain’t nobody take your woman no way If your woman chose somebody else then shit Your game ain’t tight (that’s right) So quit runnin’ around here bitchin’ And tighten up your game Yeah, O.K. Kell, Stunna Ghetto Thrilla I smell ya boy Come on Kell let’s do this Pull up in the whip and the girls go crazy Into the club and the girls go crazy A sip of the ‘notiq and the girls go crazy Put the cut on and the girls go crazy Pull down the pants and the girls go crazy Roll it around and the girls go crazy Stroke of the and the girls go crazy All I wanna do is make the girls go crazy I ain’t tryin’a brag, but man I’m the coldest Chicks around me catch chills ‘cause I’m frozen R&B king top gun and I’m loaded Everything you hear in your jeep, I wrote it If it ain’t good life, man I don’t live it If the rap’s hot then Baby must a did it Ain’t no time for playin’ games yo Gotta get this money and cop the Range Rov’ Get the new coupe, put ‘em on them 24’s And get a Hummer V pile’m up with plenty ho’s Now holler when you see me on your block (Biatch) Surround the Lex when you see me on your block Ladies dance like a party on your block And we got the whole industry on lock Man I tell ya this chick is somethin’ Movin’ ass like she a snake or somethin’ Man ya’ll aint even gotta pay m e ‘Cause for free I’ma drive her crazy Pull up in the whip and the girls go crazy Into the club and the girls go crazy A sip of the ‘notiq and the girls go crazy Put the cut on and the girls go crazy Pull down the pants and the girls go crazy Roll it around and the girls go crazy Stroke of the and the girls go crazy All I wanna do is make the girls go crazy  I ain’t got nothin’ but money out the asshole Big money big stuntin’ how the game go New Benz new Hummer with the tag low Shake your body get the dollars on the dance floor I’m in a club and I’m puffin on (Haze) Me and Kelly with a whole lotta (Ladies) I got cash that’s a whole lottta (Gravy) I’m on your ass if you ever try to (Play me) Niggas think they’re ballin’ spent a hundred on a jeep Millionaire nigga spent a hundred on the teeth Turn back around spend a hundred on a freak Jewel game up spent a hundred on a piece It’s a fantasy nigga with the cars and yachts Big cribs in Miami, my yard a block Million cash on the floor is all from rocks Ya’ll don’t understand D Boys are hot Pull up in the whip and the girls go crazy Into the club and the girls go crazy A sip of the ‘notiq and the girls go crazy Put the cut on and the girls go crazy Pull down the pants and the girls go crazy Roll it around and the girls go crazy Stroke of the  and the girls go crazy All I wanna do is make the girls go crazy Yo Baby, You know the blue Kool Aid got a nigga tipsy Twins feelin’ on me man like they tryin’ a frisk me What am I to do? Lay ‘em both down an d make ‘em go oooh Bass bumpin’, Spreewells Who’s that rollin’ up? It’s Kells And girl if you feel like me Wanna have sex on the first date like me Recline in the whips, spend lots of chips Hit the beach wanna skinny dip like me Hey Kel they lovin’ you and me Hypnotic and E got her grittin’ her teeth Fuck that let a freak be a freak (Biatch) Pop one pop two drinkin’ Hennessey (OK) Mommy need some ends got her work cut out for you Mommy need a Benz got a roof cut out for you Comin’ short up on your rent got a whole new house for you And don’t worry ‘bout what I spent let the freak come outta you Pull up in the whip and the girls go crazy Into the club and the girls go crazy A sip of the ‘notiq and the girls go crazy Put the cut on and the girls go crazy Pull down the pants and the girls go crazy Roll it around and the girls go crazy Stroke of the and the girls go crazy All I wanna do is make the girls go crazy Get bent till the early morn’ We gon’ get high till the early morn’ We gon’ 26 till the early morn’ To the hotel to the early morn’ We gon’ hit chicks till the early morn’ We got hangovers in the early morn’ Ride out in the early morn’ Cause the party don’t stop till the early morn’ Kells, Birdman Tp.3 y’all Reloaded

Ladies it’s your boyfriend I hope y’all like to do it like I like to do it Till the sun comes up (Oh Yea, You Know its going down) Yo can I hit it till the mornin’ I’ll be sexin’ you up (Chicago’s finest) Until the sun goes down We ride, get high, hit clubs, we ball, we mack (we put it down like this) Till the sun comes up Yo can I hit it till the mornin’ (That’s right) I’ll be sexin’ you up Until the sun goes down (Say what) We ride, get high, hit clubs, we ball, we mack (That’s right ain’t It Man) What you know about the Mobster Elites Crutial Conflict and them Do Or Die flows What you know about Kells and Twista Multi platinum artist stepping out the suicide doors I ain’t claiming the crown or the throne But I know I’m Chi town to the bone Come and have a round of Patrone Now get down to the song When I tell you about the ground I be on Chicago Tell your girl about K town And them projects downtown And all these places Caught her starrin’ at the ice in my ear She almost fainted when she saw these glaciers Feel the words when I spit’em in the mic First I got to get up with the mob and I’m like Roll up 30 deep to the club and I’m like Got to see who I’m about to fuck tonight The partys so live and I’m bout to set it off for the 05 Its all good but I’ve got the 45 And I found me a down ass ho to ride And she got a fat ol’ ass that’ll brighten up the room Come let a west side nigga slide this dick off in your womb Uh huh put it down on the booty make her like me Most likely she think I’m gonna make her wifey Got a hook like Nike she wanna bite me When I come up in the room in a white tee Presidential suite with some drink and some Cush I’m ‘bout to get it on After this one night I’m gonna be the one you call When you wanna get it hit it till the early morn’ Pimp on Hoppin’ out the finest cars that money can buy Chick on my side, step off up in the club (708) reppin’ the Chi I’m at the bar talkin’ to this chick sippin’ on that magic potion Tryin’ to get her to let me dive off in that ass like it’s an ocean Rub her down with some heated lotion And now got hunny soakin’ She’s ready for the Piper Fuckin’ with her emotions Wanna show you what a true playa’s like You would swear you was in paradise Wanna turn that ass over and ride Good bye to them other guys Girl if you ride out with me I promise you won’t regret it I shoot hoop and so you know this boy is real athletic You want me to go down on you baby don’t even sweat it Just pass the remy to me and watch me get real nasty R is gonna give it to you how you like it I’ll be pumpin’ on that Yo Kells Take another sip and another strip buy another fifth Now another bad bitch want me Grab another cli p haters like to trip represent the pimp With a lot of Platnium on me Sit back relax and watch her ride on me Get up in the mornin’ do the same to her hommie Chuch right here motherfuckers can’t clone me Luis Vitton Gucci and Prada Hit it from the back and make your girlfriend holla Pimperish but he talk like a scholar Stackin paper like the all mighty dollar Ima make it do what it do you dig Gotta be dro Gotta be love Gotta be wild Gotta be slow Gotta be Chi Gotta be long Gotta be down I was out west at the circle when I met this woman She was dark skin had a shape So I know she ain’t frontin Put that ass in the back of the Jeep And I know she’s runnin She says Belo when her toes curl up When I know she’s comin’ Mr. Poke man cummin I can give you what you want Like a dick for days Belo be a nympho girl I can give you what you want sexually four ways Like the lips, cheeks, arm, back, middle blade But I gotta stay true So I gets paid Do Or Die and Kells

Light it up, light it up Smoke it up, smoke it up Exhale, exhale Now theres sex to come Do you got that sex weed I just want to hit it all the time Sex so good that it gets me high When i hold on to me Girl you got that body Light it up, let me take a puff Of your sex weed Is i'm tweekin (tweekin) I hit yo sex make me feel this way Like i've been smokin purple haze Girl you got me gone (gone) Just one look at you i got contact Can i get a quarter bag Girl your shit is the chronic I can tell by the way you Roll it up Make a playa wanna smoke it up Its gonna burn go and choke it up Sex give me the munchies And i wanna eat it up oh We can do a shotgun baby and Take a sip of patrone baby Now we off in a zone baby Our boys gettin it on baby Got be feelin hazel baby Silly baby, horny baby, flyin baby Girl its like a dime bag dro (dro) The way you movin that cush real slow Got me feelin like a butterfly Im so high, can touch the sky Im gon head and get close to you Cant nobody drop it baby Floss it baby, stroke it quite the Way you do You got me buzzin off that chiefin baby Girl you about to explode my brain Doin it in the coupe While we on it baby Sex weed about to drive me insane Baby here now you got that bomb shit (shit) Since that first pool I got this high baby I cant seem to quit (quit) Baby im about to go up in smoke Cause your sex weed aint no joke So girl go ahead and light that dope Im about to smoke it down to a rouch Can you get in here now baby Girl i want your sex weed All i want to do is get some of what you And fire that shit up And then smoke it baby Girl just let me blaze it And there is nothin to it Girl im addicted to everything That you do to me Yor sex got me open baby Let me hit that in the coupe (coupe) Girl let me hit that in the jeep (jeep) Girl let me hit that in the crib (crib) Girl keep bringin me that heat (heat)

I touch you
You wake
All the love that we're been making
I can not believe that its goin on the 3rd day
No need for a clock
Cuz baby girl we wont stop
Got me wantin to keep on goin
Every since the pants drop

[Hook]
We been making out for a quite while
Unbelievable how we drive each other wild
It don't make no sense
This is heaven sent
You have put a spell on me

[Chorus]
I want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the evening
Sex in the noon day
Even when we sleeping
I want sex on all the holidays
And every single weekend
Baby girl its okay because love is what we making

We'll take our time
Cuz girl we got our whole life
Your sex is incredible it's goin on the 12th night
Girl anytime any place in the world
And I will satisfy your body ways unheard

[Hook]

[Chorus]

All the way through the night babe
Straight through to the morning time
Girl tonight I vow to keep your body satisfied
Let's keep on goin babe
Until night comes again
Let's keep it consistent
There's no such thing as us stopping
Your body on top of my body every single night
I wanna hear you scream
I wanna hear you sing to me

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhh Burn it up Girl make it hot like the roof is on fire Burn it up Girl the way you dance you are my one desire Come on So hot you're one fire (come on!) When you roll it I can't control it And when you throw it It's hard to catch it And when you shake it I pray you don't break it And when you drop it Girl I cannot take it Something about the way you move (hey!) Sweat is dripping all over you (hey!) The way you let the beat take over you (hey!) Baby don't stop keep it going make it hot (hey) The way you put your back in motion (mama) Oh I love you the way you freakin?it (mama) You got me comin' out of VIP (mama) Cause you look like the girl in my dreams (mama) I step up in the club first thing I see is you freakin?it Your eyes and body language tells me you want me to hit it Well I say girl Back that thing up to me Closer (ohhhh) A little closer (work it) Come on and shake it on me now (work it) Come on and work it on me now (work it) Girl it's getting heated now (work it) It's time to put this club on fire now Burn it up Girl make it hot like the roof is on fire Burn it up Girl the way you dance you are my one desire Burn it up Girl I don't care if the whole place burn down Burn it up burn it up burn it up Heyyyy Calor, sudor Bailando reggaeton Calor, sudor Sige bailando y no pares Calor sudor Bailando reggaeton Calor sudor Pide mas quere mas pegate y dale Siente mi fuego muchacha Dale waracha Temble que temble que pa que tiemble la cacha Crystal y Don Perinon y se emborachan Me encanta su facha Le tiro y no se agacha Rope el suelo, marshmellow El duo de la historia con R Kelly en un duelo Bello bello huello Como la gata con mi reggaeton se suelta el pelo W, R Kelly, Luny Tunes and Nelly Yandel pon enfriar el Don Peri Yo pongo las sacos y las hojas de blue berry Esta to?ready chula pa?q se te suda la cherry Luny Tunes!

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be
have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs
"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now,
this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar
Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know,
a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please,
don't let this man open this closet"
He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

아침 7시, 햇빛 때문에 잠에서 깨어났다.
기지개를 켜고 하품을 하면서 보니까 내 침대 위가 아니었다.
화장실에서는 “좋은 아침, 자기야”하는 소리가 들렸고
곧 화장실에서 어떤 여자가 나와 키스했지. 근데 놀랍게도 그녀는 자기가 아닌 다른 사람이었다.
나는 내가 저지른 어처구니 없는 일처럼 어처구니 없는 표정을 지었다.
어떻게 내가 아침이 되도록 까지 여기에서 이러고 있을까?
기억이 나지 않아
도대체 무슨 생각을 하고 이런 일을 저질렀을까
클럽을 나와서 그 여자의 집으로 갈 때만 해도
이렇게 오래 머무를 생각은 아니는데
서둘러 옷을 다시 입으려고 했고
자동차 열쇠를 찾으면서 문밖으로 나가려고 하는데
그녀가 문 앞에서 날 막았다
“이문으로는 나갈 수 없어” 라고 말하면서
나는 그녀가 미쳤다는 생각을 하면서 그녀를 쳐다보았다.
“비켜 주겠어?”
“난 집에서 기다리는 부인이 있는 사람이야”
하지만 그녀는 이문으로는 나가지 말라고 했다
나는 집에 가야 한다고 말했다
그녀는 그녀의 남편이 지금 계단을 올라오고 있는 중이라는 거다
그녀가 말했다. “조용히 해, 그리고 옷장 속으로 숨어!”
“아무런 소리도 내지마. 잘못되면 우리 모두 끝장이야.”
“그냥 창문으로 나가면 안될까?”
근데 문제는 우리가 5층에 있다는 사실이었다
하는 수 없이 옷장 속으로 숨었다
그리고 지금 이 어두운 옷장 안에서
어떻게 하면 이 집으로부터 탈출할 지 생각하고 있는데
남편이 드디어 집안으로 들어왔다. “자기야, 나 다녀왔어”
그녀는 “여보, 나 지금 방안에 있어요”라고 했다
남편은 웃으면서 방안으로 들어왔고
“자기야 보고 싶었어”
그녀는 남편에게로 달려와서
식사준비 해놓았고 목욕물도 받아 놓았다고 말했다
정말 그녀의 연기는 아카데미상도 수상할 만큼 훌륭했다
남편은 그녀를 침대로 데려가 옷을 벗기려고 했다
난 “내가 지금 옷 장안에 있는데, 도대체 뭘 하려는 거야!”라고 생각했다
근데 믿기 힘들겠지만 상황은 더 심각해졌다
자 들어봐
글쎄 내 핸드폰이 울리기 시작한 거다
난 진동으로 바꿀려고 사력을 다했다
근데 밖에 있는 남편의 행동을 보고 이미 늦었다는 걸 알았다
그가 방에서 나오면서 말하길
“뭔가 수상해. 조사해봐야 할 것 같은데?”
난 정말 “신이시여, 제발 저 남자가 이문을 못 열게 해주세요!”라고 외치고 싶은 심정이었다
그는 먼저 화장실로 가서 문 뒤를 살펴 보았고
그녀는 “여보, 그냥 침대로 다시 돌아와요”라고 했다
남편은 “닥쳐!”라고 그녀에게 말했다
그녀가 초조해 하며 손톱을 물어 뜯고 있었고
남편은 샤워커튼을 들쳐보았다
그리고 다시 방으로 돌아갔다
난 지금 엄청나게 식은땀을 흘리고 있다
남편은 방에서 침대 밑을 검사했고 찬장 밑도 살펴보았다
그리고 이 옷장을 바라보기 시작했다
난 총을 꺼냈다
그는 옷장 쪽으로 점점 가까이 다가왔고
지금 옷 장 앞에 서 있다
아, 지금 옷장을 열고 있다!

Well...
Now he's staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don't have to go no further
I can clearly see what's goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don't lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said ho I should've known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I'm like whoa
There's a reason I'm in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Paje's club
And she told me she didn't have a man
Then he said man please,
I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don't give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I'm not the one you after
He says somethin I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that's betta right
Why can't we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had a frown
She started cryin, sayin baby I'm sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I'm like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me
and says well since we're all comin out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rang
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I'm downstairs
And he's like I'll buzz you up
I'm on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I'm like who is this mystery lady that you're talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off
my chest for a long, long time
Then I said now Imma shoot you
both if you don't say what's on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I'm lookin on the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I'm gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don't shoot
3, he says don't shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I can't believe it's a man


자, 지금 우리 두 사람은 마주보고 있다
마치 아는 사이처럼 말이다
그녀도 “내가 다 설명할게요”라고 말했다
남편은 나에게 아무데도 못 간다고 했다
난 이제 일이 어떻게 돌아갈지 명확히 알 수 있었다
내 등 뒤에서, 내 침대 위에서, 그리고 우리집에서 말이다
난 잠깐 기다리라고 말했다
“우린 이 문제를 해결 할 수 있어요”라고 하면서
그녀는 남편에게 “제발 흥분하지 말아요”라고 간청했다
그는 말했다. “네가 우리집에서 이런 더러운 짓거리를 하고 있다는 걸 미리 알았어야 했는데”.
“그러나 기독교 신자로서 너에게 설명 할 기회를 주겠다”.
난 반드시 이 문제를 잘 해결해야 한다고 말했다
그러자 그는 내 발을 밟았고 나는 마치 기수에게 걷어차인 말처럼 신음 소리를 냈다
“내가 옷 장 속에 있는 이유가 있어요”
“그래? 옷하고 얘기라도 하나?”
난 설명하기를 “난 이 여자를 파제 클럽에서 만났고,”
“이 여자가 자긴 싱글이라고 했어요”
그러자 남편은 “네가 지금 총만 안 가지고 있어도 난 널 죽여 버렸을 거야” 라고 소리쳤다
나는 저 여자가 먼저 날 꼬셨다고 했다
그랬더니 그는 그런 말도 안 되는 핑계는 대지 말라고 했다
그때 그의 전화가 울리면서 상황은 더 재미있어 지기 시작했다
그는 더 다가왔고 난 총을 겨누었다
그리고 나는 “난 당신처럼 기독교인이 아니거든” 라고 했다
그러자 그는 “당연하지. 너 같은 사람이 나의 신을 알 리가 없지.” 라고 말했다
“내 와이프가 내가 교회 집사라고 얘기 안 하던가?”
나는 다행이라고 말하면서 기독교인답게 평화적으로 이 문제를 다루자고 제안했다
그러면서 여전히 인상을 쓰고 있는 그를 보면서 총도 내려 놓았어
여자는 남편에게 울면서 정말 미안하다고 했고, 그도 너무 미안해 하지 말라고 했다
그래서 난 나 갈려고 했어. 근데 그가 안 된다고 하면서 내가 봐야 할 것이 있다고 했다
난 이젠 진짜 가야 한다고 했지만
그는 그의 비밀을 밝힐 때까지는 못 간다고 했다
정말 그가 무슨 생각을 하고 있는지 모르겠다
그는 전화를 누군가에게 했고
“차 돌려! 도대체 거기 무슨 일이야?”
“자, 들어봐. 일단 이리로 와봐.” 라고 했다
난 이젠 가봐야 한다고 했고
그는 “나 혼자만 상심할 순 없지”라고 말했다
그러자 그의 와이프가 “여보, 그게 무슨 뜻이에요?” 라고 했고
남편은 “글쎄, 잠자코 기다려 봐.”라고 했다
그러자 그의 전화가 다시 울렸지
어떤 여자가 건물 아래층에 도착했다고 말하는 것 같았고,
그는 “ 자기 알았어 내가 문 열어 줄 테니까 빨리 올라와. 여긴 5층이야” 라고 말했다
그리고 난 도대체 그 여자가 누구냐고 물었지
그러자 그는 모두 놀랄만한 사실을 알게 될 거라고만 말했다
“여보, 난 오랜 시간 동안 가슴에 맺힌 이것들을 털어 버릴려고 기다려 왔어”
그래서 난 말했다
“지금 무슨 생각을 하고 있는지 얘기하지 않으면 두 사람 모두 쏠 거야!”
그러자 그는 웃으면서 문을 바라보면서, 누군가 문밖에 지금 도착한 소리를 들었다고 했다
그리고 나 보고 조용히 의자에 앉아있는 게 좋을 거라고 말했다
“이제부터 4까지 세겠네”
“1”
“기다려”
“2”
“쏘지마”
“3”
“날 쏘지마”
“4”
부인은 비명을 지르기 시작했다. 노크 소리를 들으면서 그리고 내 손안의 총을 보면서.
드디어 그가 문을 열었다
세상에, 문밖에 있는 건 여자가 아니고 남자였다!

Here we are. The four of us... In total shock... Me and her. I closed my mouth and swallowed spit, And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shit!" And I said "So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?" He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth!" I said, "All of ya'll ass is crazy, let me up out this door, Because this is way more than I bargained for" She says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this" Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!" But then she said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?" Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes' Then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking" She said, "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question, how could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!" He looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerves With all your club hoppin', lyin' when you said you was shoppin'. And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong." "Okay you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheatinggg! But this is a little extreme!" He said, "You are my wife sleeping behind my back. And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!" And she said, "But she's a he!" And he said, "Please, you can't judge me" She said, "But this is crazy!" And I said, "Stop arguing! I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out, So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!" "Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here. My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year, At midnight creeping around there not staying around to standing living in hell,
sleepin in and out of hotels..." I said, "Brother, spare the details!" Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!" Then she screams, "Rufus you son of a bitch," He says, "Cathy, go to hell!" I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party. Man this is gettin scary imma shoot somebody!" Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, "Cathy, this is all your fault!" She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too,
the only difference is you didn't get caught!" Chuck screamed out, "We're in love!" Cathy says, "Love my ass!" Rufus said thei're getting married then I shoot one in the air! I said, "Not annother one of you sons of bitches say a word! Cuz all this shit I'm goin thru is unheard!" I grabbed my cellular I said, "This is so wrong," I call up my home, And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....

자, 이젠 네 사람이 됐다
충격 받은 상태에서
난 입을 다물고 침을 삼켰다
왜냐하면 이건 정말 최악의 상황이었거든
“그래서 이 남자가 네가 얘기했던 그 사람이야?” 라고 물었다
그는 “맞어” 라고 했다
난 “아니지?” 라고 물었다
그는 “맞다니까”라고 했고
나는 “아닐꺼야” 라고 했다
그가 말했다. “이게 진실이야”

난 소리쳤다. “모두 미쳤어! 제발 날 여기서 나가게 해줘!”
왜냐하면 이건 전혀 내가 기대했던 상황이 아니었거든
그의 와이프가 말했다 . “잠깐, 우린 이 문제를 해결 할 수 있을 것 같아요”
그래서 난 말했다. “ 난 이미 늦었다구. 게다가 이런 일에는 정말 관여하고 싶지 않아.”
“하지만, 이 모든 일이 어떻게 생기게 됐는지 알고 싶지 않아요?” 그녀가 말했다
그래서 난 잠시 생각한 후 말했다. “좋아, 그대신 짧게 끝내줘”
그리곤 침묵이 흘렀다
그래서 난 말했다. “아무나 좀 얘길 시작하라니까!”

그러자 그녀가 남편에게 물었다. “루퍼스, 물어 볼게 있어요.”
“어떻게 이럴 수 있죠? 나 정말 상처 받았어요.”
그러자 그가 말했다. “나쁜 년! 정말 뻔뻔하군!”
“넌 쇼핑 간다고 거짓말하고서 클럽에 드나들었고
이젠 집에 남자까지 데리고 왔으면서, 그런 네가 나한테 지금 따지는 거야?”
그녀가 말했다. “알았어요. 당신이 화 내는 것 충분히 이해해요”
“바람 피는 현장을 잡았으니까요. 하지만 당신의 이 경우는 너무 심하지 않아요?”
그러자 그가 말했다. “당신은 나와 살을 맞대고 자는 나의 부인이야.”
“근데 지금처럼 내가 집에 왔는데도 당신은 남자를 옷 장에 숨겼어.”
“당신 경우가 더 심해!”
그러자 그녀가 말하길 “하지만 당신의 경우는 상대가 여자도 아닌 남자라구요!”
그가 말했다. “제발, 당신은 지금 날 비난할 자격 없어.”
그녀가 말했다. “루퍼스, 이건 정말 심해요.”
그래서 내가 말했다. “그만 싸워요!”
“난 당신들 싸우는 거 들을려고 여기 있는 게 아니란 말이에요.”
“빨리 요점만 얘기해요. 그러지 않으면 난 지금 당장 가 버릴 거에요.”

“실례지만, 제가 상황을 설명할 수 있을 것 같군요.” 드디어 남편의 남자가 말문을 열었다.
“내 이름은 척 이고 루퍼스하고는 한 1년 정도 알고 지냈어요.”
“루퍼스와 사귀는 건 너무 힘들었어요. 사람들의 눈을 피해 밤에 호텔을 드나 들면서 말이죠.”
난 말했다. “좀 더 자세하게 얘기해 주겠어요?”
그러자 남편이 말하길 , “척, 다른 건 얘기하지마.”
그녀는 소리쳤어. “루퍼스, 넌 정말 나쁜 놈이야!”
그러자 남편은 “캐시, 지옥에나 가라.”
내가 말했다. “캐시? 난 네 이름이 메리인 줄 알았는데. 클럽에서 그렇게 말했잖아!”
“제길, 점점 살벌해지는 군. 누군가 총으로 쏴버리고 싶어지는군”

그러자 루퍼스가 큰소리로 말했다
“캐시! 이건 다 너 때문에 생긴 일이야!”
그녀는 베게를 그에게 던지면서 말했다
“너도 마찬가지야. 단지 차이는 네가 바람 피는 걸 내가 현장에서 못 잡았다는 것 뿐이야.”
그러자 척이 소리쳤다. “ 우리는 사랑하는 사이 라구요.”
캐시가 말했지. “놀고 있네!”
루퍼스가 말했다. “우린 결혼할 거야.”
그때 내가 허공을 향해 총을 쐈다.

내가 말했어. “당신들 모두 지금부터 아무말 도 하지마!”
“정말 이런 말도 안 되는 상황에 내가 있다니!”
그리고 내 핸드폰을 꺼내 집으로 전화를 걸었지. “이건 정말 말도 안돼”라고 말하면서.
근데 어떤 낯 선 남자가 전화를 받았다.

Now I'm dashin home Doin 85 Swervin lane to lane Wit fire in my eyes I got a million thoughts Runnin through my mind I'm thinkin about what imma do and who
I'm gonna do it to when I get home How could I have been so blind And then I look in my rear view I cannot believe this (Whoo whoo whoo) Damn, here comes a police man He drove right up on me and flashed his light Then I pulled over without thinkin twice He hopped out the car and walked over to me And said license and registration please I looked up at him and said Officer, is there somethin wrong He said no, except you were were doin 85 in a 60 mile zone Then I said officer Let me explain please Ya see the truth of the matter is Is that I have an emergency He said no excuses And no exception I said this is some bull...as he gave me the ticket Said have a nice day and walked away I said yeah right and drove away Then I turned my radio on And did 70 all the way home I pulled up in the driveway Hopped out and slammed the car door Then go in through the back Bust up in the house and she screamin Whats all that for Then I'm like woman I called this house And a man picked up my phone Then she said calm down Did you forget My brother Twan came home Oh... And thats all I could say was oh Wit a stupid look on my face Said I forgot he came home today And she said thats okay Because honey I understand She said you dont have to explain Then I took her by the hand I kissed her and then we went to the room Then I turned some music on Apologized one more time Then went down and start gettin it on And she started bitin her lip Grabbing me and makin noise Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin It's all yours I said I love you And she said I love ya, too Then a tear fell up out my eye Then I called her my sunshine And then she looked at me And said baby go deeper please And thats when I start goin crazy Like I was tryin to give her a baby The room feel like its spinnin We keep turnin and turnin As if we were in a whirlwind The way our toes are curlin The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild And starts screamin my name Then I said baby, we must slow down Before I bust a vessel in my brain And she said please no dont stop And I said I caught a cramp And she said please keep on goin I said my leg is about to crack Then she cries out Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax And I said cool Climax Just let go of my leg She says you're the perfect lover I said I cant go no futher Then I flip back the cover Oh my God, a rubber...

난 지금 집으로 황급히 가고 있다. 시속 85로.
차선을 마구 바꾸면서, 그리고 눈에는 불을 켜고
지금 내 머리는 수 만가지 생각으로 혼란스럽다
과연 집에 가서 어떻게 해야 할까?
어떻게 아무것도 몰랐었지?

그때 백미러를 봤더니, 세상에!
경찰이 따라오고 있네!
경찰차는 내 오른쪽으로 붙더니 라이트를 켰다. 그래서 난 차를 세웠다.
너무도 당연하게 차에서 내리더니 나한테로 다가왔다
“면허증 좀 봅시다”

난 그를 올려다보면서 말했다. “뭐가 잘못됐나요?”
그가 말하길, “아니요. 당신이 시속 85로 달린 것 외에는 없어요. 여긴 시속 60 구간이거든요.”
그래서 난 말했다. “경찰 아저씨, 제 말 좀 들어보세요.”
“사실 전 정말 지금 긴급상황에 있거든요!”

그가 말했다. “변명하지 마세요. 예외는 없습니다.”
“젠장!!” 결국 난 교통법규 위반 티켓을 받았다
경찰은 “그럼, 좋은 하루 되세요”라고 말하면서 사라졌고,
난 “네 그래요” 라고 말하고 다시 차를 몰았다
라디오를 켜고 이번에는 시속 70으로 달렸다

집에 도학해서 차를 세우고 나와 차 문을 세게 닫았다
그리고 뒤로 들어가서 집안을 난장판으로 만들기 시작했다.
아내가 소리질렀다. “도대체 무슨 일이야?”
그래서 난 “이것 봐. 집에 전화했더니 어떤 남자가 받더군!”라고 말했다.
“진정해. 동생 티론이 집에 와 있는 거 몰랐어?”

“맞아…”

난 단지 “맞아…”라고 밖에 말 할 수 없었다. 어처구니 없는 표정을 하고서…
“동생이 와 있는 거 잠시 잊었었어.”
그녀가 말했다. “괜찮아. 이해 할 수 있어.”
“설명 할 필요 없어”. 그래서 난 그녀의 손을 잡았다.

난 키스했고 우린 방으로 갔다
음악을 틀었고 다시 한번 사과를 했다. 그리고 사랑을 나누기 시작했다.
그녀는 입술을 깨물고 나를 꼭 안으면서 신음소리를 냈다
우리는 지금 사랑을 나누고 있고 그녀는 내 귀에 대고 “난 당신 거야” 라고 속삭이고 있다

난 “사랑해”라고 말했고 그녀도 “나도 사랑해”라고 말했다.
그러자 내 눈에선 눈물이 흘렀고 난 그녀를 나의 태양이라고 불렀다.
그녀는 날 보며 말했다. “좀 더 깊게!”
그러자 난 마치 그녀를 임신 시키려는 것처럼 더 흥분하기 시작했다

마치 방 전체가 돌고 있는 것 같았다
왜냐하면 우리가 계속 침대 위에서 뒤척였으니까
마치 우리가 거친 광풍 속에 있는 것처럼
발가락에 힘을 주었다.

그녀는 더 거칠어졌고 내 이름을 외치기 시작했다
그래서 난 말했다. “자기 우리 좀 진정해야 할 것 같아. 내 머리 속 세포들이 마구 터지고 있는 거 같아!”
그녀는 “안돼! 멈추지 마!” 라고 했고, 난 말했다. “쥐난 거 같아!”
그녀는 계속 “멈추지 마!” 라고 했고, 난 말했다. “마치 다리가 부러질 것 같아!”

그때 그녀가 울음을 터트렸다. “세상에! 난 절정에 도달할 것 같아!”
그래서 난 말했다. “좋아. 절정에 도달하고 나서 내 다리 좀 놔줘.”
그녀가 말했다. “ 당신은 정말 침대에서 끝내줘!” 난 말했다. “더 이상은 못 하겠어”
그리고 이불을 걷었다.
세상에! 이게 뭐야! 콘돔이잖아!

Now I'm dashin home Doin 85 Swervin lane to lane Wit fire in my eyes I got a million thoughts Runnin through my mind I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home How could I have been so blind And then I look in my rear view I cannot believe this (Whoo whoo whoo) Damn, here comes a police man He drove right up on me and flashed his light Then I pulled over without thinkin twice He hopped out the car and walked over to me And said license and registration please I looked up at him and said Officer, is there somethin wrong He said no, except you were were doin 85 in a 60 mile zone Then I said officer Let me explain please Ya see the truth of the matter is Is that I have an emergency He said no excuses And no exception I said this is some bull...as he gave me the ticket Said have a nice day and walked away I said yeah right and drove away Then I turned my radio on And did 70 all the way home I pulled up in the driveway Hopped out and slammed the car door Then go in through the back Bust up in the house and she screamin Whats all that for Then I'm like woman I called this house And a man picked up my phone Then she said calm down Did you forget My brother Twan came home Oh... And thats all I could say was oh Wit a stupid look on my face Said I forgot he came home today And she said thats okay Because honey I understand She said you dont have to explain Then I took her by the hand I kissed her and then we went to the room Then I turned some music on Apologized one more time Then went down and start gettin it on And she started bitin her lip Grabbing me and makin noise Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin It's all yours I said I love you And she said I love ya, too Then a tear fell up out my eye Then I called her my sunshine And then she looked at me And said baby go deeper please And thats when I start goin crazy Like I was tryin to give her a baby The room feel like its spinnin We keep turnin and turnin As if we were in a whirlwind The way our toes are curlin The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild And starts screamin my name Then I said baby, we must slow down Before I bust a vessel in my brain And she said please no dont stop And I said I caught a cramp And she said please keep on goin I said my leg is about to crack Then she cries out Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax And I said cool Climax Just let go of my leg She says you're the perfect lover I said I cant go no further Then I flip back the cover Oh my God, a rubber...

도대체 뭐가 어떻게 되가는 거지?
내 침대 위에 콘돔이 있다니?
“나쁜 년! 실토해!”
“내가 이 모든걸 불태워 버리기 전에 실토하는 게 좋을 거야!”
그러자 그녀가 말했다. “ 할 말 없어”
그래서 난 말했다. “지금 빨리 말하지 않으면 진짜로 화 낼 거야!”
“지금 잘 이해 못하는 것 같은데, 정말 큰 일 날 지 모른다구!”
“어떤 놈이 왔었던 건 확실한데…… 내 침대 위에서…… 게다가 담배도 피운 것 같은데?”
의심에 가득찬 얼굴로 냄새를 맡으며 방안을 돌아다녔다
그녀의 얼굴을 보니 그녀의 눈동자는 두려움으로 가득 차 있었다.
총을 꺼냈다. “ 그 놈 아직 여기 있어?”
그녀는 고개를 저으며 아니라고 했다.
난 모든 문의 뒤를 점검했다.
그녀는 나의 전화를 받고 나서 바로 나가버렸다고 했다.
난 말했다. “ 무슨 생각을 하고 있어? 내가 모를 것 같아?”
“마약에 취해서 남자를 집에 끌어들였거나 아니면 넌 분명히 제 정신이 아니야”
그녀는 나에게 와서 그만하라고 했다
더 이상은 못 참겠다고 했다.
“좋아. 한 번 해 보자구” 라고 그녀가 말했다.
“이젠 서로 비긴 거 아니야? 나도 어젯밤에 당신한테 어떤 일이 있었는지 다 알거든!”
“당신이 어제 클럽에 갔을 때 나도 그 남자랑 클럽에 있었어.”
그래서 내가 말했다.
“당신 분명히 여자 친구들이랑 같이 있었다고 했잖아”
“당신도 마찬가지로 남자들과 있었다고 했잖아!”
“그리고 당신은 그 여자 집으로 갔지. 흥 이젠 놀라는 척도 안 하는군”
난 말했다 “ 입 닥쳐!”
“당신은 말 할 자격 없어! 아무것도 안 들은 걸로 할래!”
그리고 난 그녀에게 사과하라고 했다.
왜냐하면 어쨌든 명백히 집으로 다른 남자를 끌어 들였기 때문에.
그러자 그녀는 말했다. “서로 마찬가지 잖아 ”
“내가 사과해야 할 이유는 없지”
난 그녀에게 가까이 다가갔다
그녀가 가구에 걸려 넘어졌다
그녀가 말했다. “잠깐! 내가 해명할게”
난 “필요 없어. 그냥 그 자식 이름이나 대!” 라고 했다.
그리고 그녀가 뭐라고 했다. 뭐라고?
그녀는 제발 의자에 앉으라고 했고 난 싫다고 했다.
그러자 그녀는 울기 시작했고, 난 내가 큰 일을 저지를 지도 모른다는 생각에
두려워지기 시작했다.
난 다시 그녀에게 소리쳤다. “ 그 자식 이름을 대라니까! 나 지금 장난하는 거 아니거든!”
“좋아” 그녀가 대답했다.
코를 닦으면서 티나라는 여자에 대해서 아는냐고 물었다
난 들어 본 적 있는 이름이라는 생각이 들었다
“아마도 아는 사람 같은데” 라고 말했다.
“근데 도대체 그 여자가 그 자식이랑 무슨 상관이 있지?”
그녀가 말하길, “ 그 사람은 내 친구 록산느를 알아.”
난 물었다. “도대체 록산느는 누구야?”
그녀가 대답하길 “록산느는 척이란 남자를 아는 내 친구야.”
“척은 루퍼스라는 사람과 사귀지”
나는 ‘도대체 이게 어떻게 된 거지?’ 라고 생각했다
그녀가 계속 말하길, “루퍼스 아내의 이름은 캐시이고”
“우리 둘 다 같은 고등학교를 나왔어.”
“ 오늘 속도위반으로 당신을 잡았던 그 경찰관 있지? 캐시가 나한테 소개해 준 사람이야!!”