Eminem - Ass Like That [single] (2005) by Eminem (보컬) on maniadb.com

[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don′t believe it, it′s almost to good to be true
I ain′t never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Eminem]
The way she moves, she′s like a belly-dancer
She′s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone′s at the door but I don′t think I′ma answer
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please, I′m a human being
I have needs, I′m not done, not til I′m finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer, I′m already on my knees
I can′t get on the ground any further, it′s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I′m sorry, please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick I ain′t never seen a - ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes
D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Eminem]
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting older, they′re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean, freeze? GEEZ, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put it away, my zipper′s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see, Mary Kate′s shower scene
I didn′t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don′t treat me like I′m Pee Wee Herman, this movie′s PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer′s with Michael, he′s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you′ll laugh cause there′s a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
Hilary Duff is, not quite old enough so
I ain′t never seen her - butt like that
Maybe next year I′ll say ass and she′ll make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Eminem]
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don′t even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don′t think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
I ain′t never seen a - ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

[Dr. Dre] THE FUCK IS WRONG WITCHU?
[Eminem] HA!!

[Dr Dre]
Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.

[Eminem]
Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fucking right!

[Dr Dre]
To the rap mobile, let's go!

[Lady]
Marshall!
Marshall!

[Eminem]
Bitches and Gentleman!
It's showtime!
Hurry, hurry step right up!
Introducing the star of our show, his name is...

[Lady]
Marshall!

[Eminem]
You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
So without futher endo, I bring to you...

[Lady]
Marshall!

Your bout to witness hip hop in its
Most pourest, most rawest form flow, almost flawless
Most hardest, most honest, known artist
Chip off the old block but old doc is back!
Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin
Oh god, Sadam's got his own Laden
With his own private plane, his on pilot
Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
Oranges, peach, pairs, plums, oranges
[VRRM VRRM] Yeah, here I come
My inches away from you, here fear none
Hip hop is in a state of 911, so

*Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around with this this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down
On these clowns, can i get a witness? (x2)

[Dr Dre]
Hell Yeah

Dre gotta move fast, gotta perform mirracles
Gee willycores Dre, holly bat syllables
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham
When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals
So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it was till everyone knows the shit
The most hated on outta all those who say it hate it
On an eighties songs and
exagerate it all So much
they make it all up
There's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
People when you rapping and you know what for
The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome ya'll
To Marshall and Andre's carnival
C'mon, now!

*Repeat

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo
Two old friends, why panic?
You allready know whos capable, the two caped heroes
Dial straight down the center 8 0 0
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
Since me and Elton, play career russian roulett
And never even seen me blinging get me busting a sweat
People stepping over people just to rush to the set
Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely
Ease over these beats, and be so breezy
Jesus, how can shit be so easy
How can one Sandra be so leavy
Turn on these beats MC's dont see me
Believe me, BET and MTV
Your gonna agree when we leave, dawg fo sheezy
Can't leave rap alone the game needs me
'Til we broke kids, get weird and disappear into the mountains
Nothing but clowns down here
But we, ain't fucking around round here
Yo Dre!

[Dr Dre]
Whuddup?

[Eminem]
Can I get a hell yeah?

[Dr Dre]
Hell Yeah

*Repeat

[Eminem]
So there you have it folks

[Lady]
Marshall!

[Eminem]
Has come to save the day
Back with his friend Andre
And to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because

[Lady]
Marshall!

[Eminem]
And Andre are here to stay and never go away
Until our dying day, until we're old and grey

[Lady]
Marshall!

[Eminem]
So until next times friends
Same blonde hair, same rap channel
Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening

[Lady]
Marshall!

[Eminem]
Oh, hah