[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can′t believe it I ain′t never seen an - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING! I don′t believe it, it′s almost to good to be true I ain′t never seen a - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING!
[Eminem] The way she moves, she′s like a belly-dancer She′s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams I think someone′s at the door but I don′t think I′ma answer Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? Please, I′m a human being I have needs, I′m not done, not til I′m finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I′m already on my knees I can′t get on the ground any further, it′s impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B I sing song, it go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed! If I offend, I′m sorry, please please forgive For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away anything I say and you will love it!
[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can′t believe it I ain′t never seen an - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING! Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting Nick I ain′t never seen a - ass like that Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes D-DOING DOING DOING!
[Eminem] Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome Now they getting older, they′re starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING What do you mean, freeze? GEEZ, I just got my seat I have ticket, look I put it away, my zipper′s zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please I did not even get to see, Mary Kate′s shower scene I didn′t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don′t treat me like I′m Pee Wee Herman, this movie′s PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free Free, yes free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer′s with Michael, he′s too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you′ll laugh cause there′s a puppet on my hand
[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can′t believe it I ain′t never seen an - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING! Hilary Duff is, not quite old enough so I ain′t never seen her - butt like that Maybe next year I′ll say ass and she′ll make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING!
[Eminem] The way she moves she dances like a go-go In that video she sings get out your puzzle I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don′t even know if I can say the word pee-pee Pee, on the radio but I think I did Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed I don′t think my joke is working, I must flee quick! Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!
[Chorus] The way you shake it, I can′t believe it I ain′t never seen an - ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING! So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please I ain′t never seen a - ass like that Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-DOING DOING DOING!
[Eminem] Bitches and Gentleman! It's showtime! Hurry, hurry step right up! Introducing the star of our show, his name is...
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without futher endo, I bring to you...
[Lady] Marshall!
Your bout to witness hip hop in its Most pourest, most rawest form flow, almost flawless Most hardest, most honest, known artist Chip off the old block but old doc is back! Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin Oh god, Sadam's got his own Laden With his own private plane, his on pilot Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges Oranges, peach, pairs, plums, oranges [VRRM VRRM] Yeah, here I come My inches away from you, here fear none Hip hop is in a state of 911, so
*Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around with this this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can i get a witness? (x2)
[Dr Dre] Hell Yeah
Dre gotta move fast, gotta perform mirracles Gee willycores Dre, holly bat syllables Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it Flows too wet, nobody close to it Nobody says it was till everyone knows the shit The most hated on outta all those who say it hate it On an eighties songs and exagerate it all So much they make it all up There's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more People when you rapping and you know what for The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome ya'll To Marshall and Andre's carnival C'mon, now!
*Repeat
It's just like old times, the dynamic duo Two old friends, why panic? You allready know whos capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the center 8 0 0 You can even call collect, the most feared duet Since me and Elton, play career russian roulett And never even seen me blinging get me busting a sweat People stepping over people just to rush to the set Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely Ease over these beats, and be so breezy Jesus, how can shit be so easy How can one Sandra be so leavy Turn on these beats MC's dont see me Believe me, BET and MTV Your gonna agree when we leave, dawg fo sheezy Can't leave rap alone the game needs me 'Til we broke kids, get weird and disappear into the mountains Nothing but clowns down here But we, ain't fucking around round here Yo Dre!
[Dr Dre] Whuddup?
[Eminem] Can I get a hell yeah?
[Dr Dre] Hell Yeah
*Repeat
[Eminem] So there you have it folks
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] Has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre And to remind you that bullshit does not pay Because
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] And Andre are here to stay and never go away Until our dying day, until we're old and grey
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] So until next times friends Same blonde hair, same rap channel Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming Your host for the evening