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Hey! how are you guys doin'?
do ya want more? Alright.. Than, SHUT UP!!!!! |
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Ah ah ah ahhh -Oh god damn I'm gonna facckin cum Oh shit, oh yeah Fack fack faaaack Fuck I am I am, I'm going to cum I'm cumming I never seen no shit like this This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist Condom on my dick Of course it is This bitch don't know what abortion is So I can't cum in her Fucks like a porn star Looks like jenna Fuck I'm gonna Cum I think my rubbers coming off But oh it's so fuckin wet and soft Fuck I'm gonna start letting off I'm squirting and she's not getting off And she's on top I'm gonna fucking, oh god Oh don't do that Don't stop Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop Ah Wait a minute Oh ohh fack I'm gonna fucking cum Ah ah ah ahhh Oh god damn I'm gonna facckin cum Oh shit, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, I'm going to cum I'm cumming Oh wow oh aww i need a cigarette now oh I'm so fucking hot and your so fuckin hot Oh my God I wanna facking fack No, not fuck I said fack F A C K F A C K fack fack facking freak me oh yeah girl c baby They call me mr freaky Lets call your sister threeway Have some threesome Me so horny And your such a fuckin babe I wanna go down on u Fack u shave Oh god damn here I go again I'm gonna cum, I am Ah ah ah ahhh Oh god damn I'm gonna facckin cum Oh shit, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, I'm going to cum I'm cumming Ok I'm done I already came twice You ain't gonna make me cum I'm all out of gas Not so fast Ah Your finger just went in my ass' Ahh that hurts take it out now Oh wait a minute put it back in In in in This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men I like boobs Boobs boobs Now See that gerbil Grab that too Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole Oh yeah right there, right there Uhhh I'm cumming Oh yeah Fack I just came again Ok pull it out now Oh fuck yeah Wait he's not out He's still crawling around up there Oh fack I think it's stuck Oh but it feels so fucking good Ah ah ah ahhh Oh god damn I'm gonna facckin cum Oh shit, oh yeah Fack fack fack Fack I am I am, I'm going to cum I'm cumming Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Shove a gerbil in your ass Do it too Ewww Eww ewww -
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Whatever Dre, just let it run Hey yo turn the beat up a little bit Hey yp this song is for anyone fuck it Just shut up and listen, aiyyo I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be The most meanest MC on this on this Earth And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve All this tension dispensin these sentences Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest And I rest again peacefully (peacefully) But at least have the decency in you To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out In the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter To not come and speak to me (speak to me)I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick If you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty) No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet) in the air I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe I'm tired of arguin' (of arguin') I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me And I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam Cause I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered With all of this nonsense it's constant And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses" And all of this controversy circles me And it seems like the media immediately Points a finger at me (finger at me) So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up With the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school And they blame it on Marinol (on Marinol) and the heroin Where were the parents at? And look where it's at Middle America, now it's a tragedy Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty Havin this happenin (this happenin) Then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way) But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire To burn and it's burnin and I have returned And I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam Cause I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am I'm so sick and tired of bein admired That I wish that I would just die or get fired And dropped from my label and stop with the fables I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is.." And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation To cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations And I just do not got the patience (got the patience) To deal with these cocky caucasians who think I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk With an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin The same fuckin questions (fuckin questions) What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in The why, the who what when, the where, and the how 'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out Cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy) I can't take it I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom Without someone standin by it No I won't sign your autograph You can call me an asshole I'm glad Cuz I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam Cause I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am
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| 4. |
| 4:29 |
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Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady Ahem excuse me Can I have the attention of the class for one second Hi kids! Do you like violence (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve,I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog!) I don't give a fuck God sent me to piss the world off! Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High The only problem was he was a guy I smacked him in his face with an eraserchased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians In a space ship while they screamin at me"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support ASSHOLE' Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady Stop the tapeThis kid needs to be locked away (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit his throatin this dream I had Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady - |
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| 5. |
| 6:44 |
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my tea's gone
cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all and even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all and even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad dear Slim I wrote but you still ain't callin I left my cell my pager and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn you must not a got 'em there probably was a problem at the post office or something sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em but anyways fuck it what's been up man how's your daughter my girlfriend's pregnant too I'm bout to be a father if I have a daughter guess what I'ma call her I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too that shit was fat anyways I hope you get this man hit me back just to chat truly yours your biggest fan this is Stan my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all and even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad dear Slim you still ain't called or wrote I hope you have a chance I ain't mad I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans if you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert you didn't have to but you could a signed an autograph for Matthew that's my little brother man he's only six years old we waited in the blistering cold for you four hours and you just said no that's pretty shitty man you're like his fuckin idol he wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though I just don't like bein lied to remember when we met in Denver you said if I'd write you you would write back see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds it's like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush for me see everything you say is real and I respect you cause you tell it my girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 but she don't know you like I know you slim no one does she don't know what it was like for people like us growin up you gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose sincerely yours Stan P S we should be together too my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all and even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad dear Mister I'm too good to call or write my fans this'll be the last package I ever send your ass been six months and still no word I don't deserve it I know you got my last two letters I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect so this is my cassette I'm sending you I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now I'm doing 90 on the freeway hey Slim I drank a fifth of vodka you dare me to drive you know the song by Phil Collins in the air of the night about that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning but didn't then Phil saw it all then at a show he found him that's kinda how this is you could rescued me from drowning now it's too late I'm on a 1000 downers now I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim we could a been together think about it you ruined it now I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it and when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eat at you and you can't breathe without me see Slim shut up bitch I'm tryin to talk hey Slim that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more and then she'll die too well gotta go I'm almost at the bridge now oh shit I forgot how much I supposed to send this shit out my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all and even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall it reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad dear Stan I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy you said your girlfriend's pregnant now how far along is she look I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother I wrote it on the starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show I musta missed you don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you but what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too I say that shit just clownin dogg c'mon how fucked up is you you got some issues Stan I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some and what's this shit meant to be together that type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little I'm glad I inspire you but Stan why are you so mad try to understand that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape but they didn't say who it was to come to think about it his name was it you Damn |
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Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This whole rap shit He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on Da da dum da dum da da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus See dishonor caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama's screamin on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go is my shot. Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You can do anything you set your mind to, man -
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Shady Aftermath
There she goes shaking that ass on the floor Bumpin' and grindin' that pole The way she's grindin' that pole I think I'm losing control Get buzzed get drunk get crunked get fuucked up Hit the strip club don't forget once get your dick rubbed Get fucked get sucked get wasted shit faceted Pasted blasted puke drink up get a new drink Hit the bathroom sink throw up Wipe your shoe clean got a routine Knowin' still got a few chunks on your shoestring Knowin I was dehydrat till the beat vibrated I was revibed as soon as this B is gyrated And hips and licked them lips and that was it I had to get Nate Dogg and his sing some shit Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and I like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't belie And I get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the D Let me tell you how I made her leave with me Conversation and Hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin'mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk seen and dropped If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind We 'bout to have a party turn the music up Let's get it started Go head shake your butt I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a sexy strut Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up Some girls they act retarded Some girls are 'bout it 'bout it I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck I say everyday she be givin' it up Shake that ass for me shake that ass for me Come on girl shake that ass for me shake that ass for me Ohh girl shake that ass for me shake that ass for me Come on girl shake that ass for me shake that ass for me I'm a menace a dentist an oral hygienist Open your mouth for about four or five minutes Take a little bit of this fluoride Swish but don't spit it swallow and I'll finish Yeah me and Nate do double g Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's Pop a little champagne and a couple E's Slip it in her bubbuly we finna finna have a party Have a party turn the music up Let's get it started Go head shake your butt I'm lookin' for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol Some girls they act retarded Some girls are 'bout it 'bout it I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on Knows that she can't but she won't say no Now look at this lady all in front of me sexy as can be Tonight I want a slut will you be mine I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine Now I'ma hope you don't get mad at me But I told Nate you was a freak He said he wants a slut hope you dont mind I told him that you like it from behind Shake that ass for me shake that ass for me Come on girl shake that ass for me shake that ass for me Ohh girl shake that ass for me shake that ass for me Come on girl shake that ass for me shake that ass for me We 'bout to have a party turn the music up Let's get it started Go head shake your butt I'm lookin' for a girl with a body and a sexy strut Wanna get it poppin' baby step right up Some girls they act retarded Some girls are 'bout it 'bout it I'm lookin' for a girl that will do whatever the fuck I say everyday she be givin'it up There she goes shaking that ass on the floor Bumpin' and grindin' it all The way she's grindin' it oh I think I'm losing control |
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These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings Like whatever they say has no bearing It's so scary in a house that allows no swearing To see him walkin' around with his headphones blaring Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care He's a problem child, what bothers him all comes out When he talks about his fuckin' dad walkin' out 'Cuz he hates him so bad that he blocks him out But if he ever saw him again, he'd probly knock him out His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back Talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap He sags his pants, dew-rags and a stockin' cap His stepfather hit him so he socked him back And broke his nose, this house is a broken home There's no control, he just lets his emotions go C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!) Sing it with me, just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take it away Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangstas In the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum Holy or unholy, only have one homie Only this gun, lonely, 'cuz don't anyone know me But everybody just feels like they can relate I guess words are a motherfucka, they can be great Or they can degrade, or even worse, they can teach hate It's like kids hang on every single statement we make Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen? From standin' on corners and porches just rappin' To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you Fans turn on you, attorneys all wan' a turn at you To get their hands on every dime you have They want you to lose your mind every time you mad So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon Any dispute, don't hesitate to produce handguns Thats why these prosecutors wanna convict me Strictly just to get me off a these streets quickly But all their kids been listen'n to me religiously So I'm signin' CDs while police fingerprint me They're for the judge's daughter, but his grudge is against me If I'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense B It's all political, if my music is literal and I'm a criminal, How the FUCK can I raise a little girl? I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit to You're full of shit too, Guerrera, THAT WAS A FIST THAT HIT YOU! C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!) Sing it with me, just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take it away They say music can alter moods and talk to you But can it load a gun for you and cock it too? Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude Just tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get sued See what these kids do, is hear about us totin' pistols And they wanna get one, 'cuz they think the shit's cool Not knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselves We entertainers, of course this shit's affectin' our sales You ignoramous, but music is reflection of self We just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail It's fucked up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin' To bein' able to have any fuckin' thing that we wanted That's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long Idolize their favorite rappers and know all they songs Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives So they sit and they cry at night, wishin they'd die Till they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe We're nothin' to you, but we the fuckin' shit in they eyes That's why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it Squeeze it and hold it, 'cuz we consider these minutes golden And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs So we can- C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!) Sing it with me, just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take it away C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!) Sing it with me, just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take it away |
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| 4:51 |
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Obie Trice, Real Name, No Gimmicks...
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Wooo! "Ooooohhhhh!" Guess who's back, back again Shady's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back... Duh da Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, Duh da Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, I've created a monsta, 'cuz nobody wants to See Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver. Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicka Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not cooperating When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating "Hey!" You waited this long to stop debating 'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Mrs. Cheney But your husband's heart problem is complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me So come on dip, bum on your lips Fuck that Come on your lips and some on your tits, And get ready 'cuz this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!" Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless, 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH!" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, Pollutin' the air waves A rebel, So let me just revel and bask, In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me? Well I'm back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) fix your bent antenna Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter Into the front of your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and nesting "Testing: Attention Please!" Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, And Moby?, you can get stoned by Obie, You 36 year-old bald-headed fag blow me You don't know me, you're too old Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol (knife scrapes) But sometimes man it just seems, Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting, But it's just me I'm just obscene Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, To do Black music so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!) There's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge But no matta how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cuz we need a little controversy, 'Cuz it feels so empty without me Heh-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la "Kids!" |
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| 4:56 |
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Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down... Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter I'd never drag them in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have to I'm supposed to set an example I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em If some shit ever just pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em That Ja shit I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it I heard him say hailie`s name on a song and I just lost it It was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay-Z and Nas shit And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it That was never my object for someone to get killed Why would I wanna destroy something I help build It wasn't my intentions, my intentions were good I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' Suge not said Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about Plus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth While he's all over TV Down talkin' a man who literally saved my life Like fuck it I understand this is business And this shit just isn't none of my business But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cuz Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin' But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it? It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin' We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin' Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in another direction Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his resurrection Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record But now he's fucked the game up cuz one of the ways I came up Was through that publication the same one that made me famous Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin' Well fuck it, that motherfucker can get it too, fuck him then But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc. And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind We still have soldiers that's on the front line That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is To have Runyon Avenue soldiers up in our corners Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the virdict I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin' I'm just willin' to be the bigger man If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws well then i can Cause frankly I'm sick of talkin' I'm not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cause... Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers |
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May I have your
attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up We're going to have a problem here Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door started whoopin her ass worse than before they first get divorced throwing her over furniture It's the return of the 'Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him walking around grabbing his you know what limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time hit 4th grade they got the discovery channel don't they We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damm about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me 'But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird Why So you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV 'yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D I'm sick you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me Walk talk and act like me just might be the next best thing But not quite me I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up I'm like a headtrip listen to Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it rip I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a fuck With his windows down and system up So will the real Shady please stand up and put one of those fingures on each hand up and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time loud as you can how does it go I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
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Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up little soldier Stiffen up that upper lip What you crying about? You got me Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad When I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry Cuz you're scared, I ain't there? Daddy's with you in your prayers No more crying, wipe them tears Daddy's here, no more nightmares We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it Laney uncles crazy, aint he? Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it We're all we got in this world When it spins, when it swirls When it whirls, when it twirls Two little beautiful girls Lookin' puzzled, in a daze I know it's confusing you Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me But things have gotten so bad between us I don't see us ever being together ever again Like we used to be when we was teenagers But then of course everything always happens for a reason I guess it was never meant to be But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya Daddy's here to hold ya through the night I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why We feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But I promise momma's gon' be alright It's funny I remember back one year when daddy had no money Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom And at the time every house that we lived in Either kept getting broke into and robbed Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre And flew you and momma out to see me But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it And you and Laney were to young to understand it Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here I like the sound of that, yeah It's got a ring to it don't it? Shh, momma's only gone for the moment Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya Daddy's here to hold ya through the night I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why We feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But I promise momma's gon' be alright And if you ask me too Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird I'mma give you the world I'mma buy a diamond ring for you I'mma sing for you I'll do anything for you to see you smile And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine I'mma break that birdies neck I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha) |
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Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this") Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin conscience That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?") ("Well OK..") Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!") Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. ("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!") Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!! Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma kill you motherfucker! Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired |
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Where's my snare,
I have no snare in my headphones, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'... Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have, i've been protested and demonstrated against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times, sick is the mind of the motherfuckin' kid that's behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin', tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin', not takin' nothin' from no one, give 'em hell long as i'm breathin', keep kickin' ass in the mornin', an' takin' names in the evening, leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me but they'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama, i'ma make you look so ridiculous now... I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet... I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it, so before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it, i'ma expose it, i'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin' Cd, I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months, my faggot father must have had his pantie's up in a bunch, cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye, no I don't on second thought, I just fuckin' wished he would die, I look at Hailie and I couldn't picture leavin' her side, even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try, to make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake, I maybe made some mistakes but i'm only human, but i'm man enough to face them today, what I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb,but the smartest shit I did was take them bullets out of that gun, cause id'a killed 'em, shit I would have shot Kim and him both, it's my life, i'd like to welcome y'all to the Eminem show... I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet... Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition, take a second to listen who you think this record is dissin', but put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessin' your Mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen, bitchin' that someone's always goin' through her purse and shits missin', going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausen's syndrome, my whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't 'til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya' stomach, doesn't it, wasn't it the reason you made that Cd for me, ma, so you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma, but guess what, your gettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely, and Nathan's growing up so quick, he's gonna know that your phoney, and Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful, but you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral, see what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong, bitch, do your song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom, but how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get, you selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin' burn in hell for this shit, remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me, well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be... I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet - |
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Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Ok.. Guess who's back? Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Whaaaaaaaa Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop!.....Pajama time Come here little kiddies, On my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap? And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Michael That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like TP for my bunghole And it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's OK!Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) Well, it's Friday and it's my day Just to party all the way to sunday Maybe til monday, I dunno what day Everyday's just a holiday Crusin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow I dunno where I'm goin' All I know is when I get there Someone's gonna "touch my body" Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah) Now, what's your name girl? What's your sign? "Man, you must be up out your mind" DRE! (HA-HA) Beer Goggles! blind! I'm just tryna unwind now I'm Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) It's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and I don't know what happend They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much I'm not guilty They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'" Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It gets real intense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves Snap back to reality Look it's B.Rabbit! Yo you signed me up to battle!? I'm a grown man! Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!) Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?) Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I'm callin' all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romance whore Butt squeezin' it's the season Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA) It's so appeasin' Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Just lose it (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Go crazy (HA-HA-HA-HA-HA) Oh baby (HA-HA) Oh baby, baby (HA-HA) UmMmMmm touch my body UmMmMmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body -
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YeahIt's my life My own words I guess
Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for Not the expression, no literally give an arm for When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em But what happens when karmaturns right around and bites you And everything you stand forturns on you, despite you What happens when you become the main source of a pain "Daddy look what I made" Dad's gotta go catch a plane "Daddy where's Mommy I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Hailie, baby your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing this song this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her motherwho's a spitting image of her That's Slim Shady, yeah baby Slim Shady's crazy Shady made me but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby And when I'm gone just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back I keep having this dream I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing She keeps screaming she don't want me to sing "You're making Mommy cry why? Why is Mommy crying?" Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more "Daddy you're lying "You always say that you always say this is the last time "But you ain't leaving no more Daddy you're mine" She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it "Daddy please, Daddy don't leave Daddy - no stop it!" Goes in her pocket pulls out a tiny necklace locket It's got a picture"this'll keep you safe Daddy take it withcha'" I look up it's just me standing in the mirror These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" and it's tonight Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door It's turns to a stage they're goneand this spotlight is on And I'm singing And when I'm gone just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back Sixty thousand people all jumping out their seat The curtain closes they're throwing roses at my feet I take a bow and thank you all for coming out They're screaming so loud I take one last look at th crowd I glance down I don't believe what I'm seeing "Daddy it's me, help Mommy her wrists are bleeding," But baby we're in Sweden how did you get to Sweden"I followed you Daddy you told me that you weren't leavin' "You lied to me Dad and now you make Mommy sad "And I bought you this coin it says 'Number One Dad' "That's all I wanted I just want to give you this coin "I get the point - fine me and Mommy are gone" But baby wait, "it's too late Dad you made the choice "Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us" That's what they want they want you Marshall, they keep screamin' your name It's no wonder you can't go to sleep just take another pill Yeah, I bet you you will You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real I hear applause all this time I couldn't see How could it be that the curtain is closing on me I turn around find a gun on the ground, cock it Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it The sky darkens, my life flashesthe plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes That's when I wake up alarm clock's ringin' there's birds singin' It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging I walk right up to Kim and kiss her Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister Almost as if to say And when I'm gone just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thingSo baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thingSo baby don't feel no pain Just smile back - |
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Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man you're like his fuckin idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to Remember when we met in Denver you said if I'd write you you would write back see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. We should be together too My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Slim Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin dogg, c'mon - how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his name was.. it was you Damn! |
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OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? I’m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn’t wanna answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death then I choked you again Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit me, I’ma even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally I get you blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!) My nerves hurt, and lately I’m on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!) Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says: smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I’m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I’m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I’m white, ignorin skill Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don’t get pissed, y’all don’t even see through the mist How the fuck can I be white, I don’t even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave? And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me! Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold’ Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) My mind won’t work if my spine don’t jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I’m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That’ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) My rap style’s warped, I’m runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on And beat up Fogho Legho with an aco I’m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother.. are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I’m in pain? I take a breather and sighed; either I’m high, or I’m nuts Cause if you ain’t tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo shit it’s over with I bought Cage’s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it I came to the club drunk with a fake ID Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it bu s when I pee Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!! |
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[Verse 1]
When I just a little baby boy, 내가 어린 소년이였을 때 my momma used to tell me these crazy things 엄마는 이런 이상한 이야기를 늘 하곤 했지 She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, 내 아빠는 악마같은 인간이라고 she used to tell me he hated me 아빠는 나를 미워한다고 말했지 But then I got a little bit older 그러나 내가 나이를 조금 더 먹자 and I realized, she was the crazy one 엄마가 제정신이 아니라는 걸 알았어 But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it 그렇지만 엄마를 바꾸기 위해 내가 할 수 있는 건 아무것도 없었지 cause that's just the way she was 왜냐면 엄마는 그렇게 살아왔으니까 They said I can't rap about bein broke no more 사람들은 내가 가난에 대해 말할 수 없다고 말하지 They say I can't rap about coke no more 사람들은 내가 마약에 대해 말할 수 없다고 말하지 (AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?! (아아) 갈보같은년, 내가 그년 목청에서 더이상 말이 나오지 못하게 목을 조른 적이 없다고 생각하냐? (AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin (아아) 이 씹쌔들은 내가 장난친다고 생각하지 Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it 내가 생각하는 것을 말할 뿐이라며 내가 말하는 것 아무것도 아니라고 생각하지 (AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you (아아) 손 내려 개같은 년아, 쏘지는 않을 거니까 I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you 널 이 총알로 끌고와서 네 몸에 총알을 박아주지 (AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos (아아) 입닥쳐 갈보년아, 넌 너무 많은 문제를 일으키고 있어 Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma? 대가리를 숙이고 갈보처럼 받아들이라구, 알겠어 엄마? 'Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, '지금 그는 엄마를 강간하고 여자에게 해꼬지를 하고 snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?' 마약을 하는데도, 그를 롤링 스톤지 표지 모델로 썼다고?' You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late 네말이 맞아, 개같은 년아, 그리고 이젠 너무 늦었어 I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states 내 앨범은 300만장이 팔리고 벌써 2개주에서 사고가 터졌어 I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches 난 폭력을 창조했어, 역겹고 지독하고 변덕스런 개같은 년들아 vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*} 진통제도 소용없어, 부릉 부릉 부릉! Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all 텍사스 전기톱으로[고전공포영화] 뇌수를 빼내지 danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on 머리는 목에 달랑거리며 간신히 붙어있어 Blood, guts, guns, cuts 피, 내장, 총, 상처 Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts 칼, 삶, 아내, 수녀, 창녀 [Chorus] Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me 개같은 년 넌 죽었어! 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을걸 Girls leave - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me 여자들은 떠났어 너넨 단지 갈보일뿐이야 Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef 개같은 년 넌 죽었어! 나한테 대들 배짱도 없지 We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef 우리의 싸움은 결코 끝나지 않을거고 내가 끝내지도 않을거야 You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead 날 죽이는 게 나을껄. 난 또 한명의 죽은 래퍼가 될거야 for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said 왜냐면 말해선 안될 것들이 내 입에서 튀어나오고 있으니까 But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me 그렇지만 그들이 나를 죽인다면 - 난 전세계를 함께 가져가버리겠어 Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me 개같은 년들도 말이지! 너흰 나한테 여자애일 뿐이야 .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) .. 내가 말했지 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을 거라고 (왜그런데?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) 왜냐면 셰디가 개같은 널 죽일 테니까 (아 하하) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) 내가 말했지 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을 거라고 (왜?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. 왜냐면 셰이디가 개같은 널 죽일 테니까.. [Verse 2] Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you 개같은 년 넌 죽었어 살인무기처럼 곰팡이, 시트, 베개와 같이 널 옷장에 숨겨서 촬영할거야 Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up! 나한테 덤벼봐, 난 지옥을 지나왔어, 입닥치라구! I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em 난 이런 악마의 모습을 팔기위해 만들고 있지 I ain't ask to rap, but I rap on acid 난 랩을 하라고 부탁받진 않았지만 신랄하게 랩을 하지 Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added 새 인형[사람닮은 인형, 성인용]을 사서 가짜 거시기를 달았어 WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO! 이런! 그건 무의식적인 암시 아니야? 아니지! Just criminal intent to sodomize women again 또 여자를 강간하려는 범죄자일뿐이야 Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult 에미넴이 기분을 상하게 한다고? 아니야! 에미넴이 모욕하는거지 And if you ever give in(it?) to him, you give him an impulse 네가 그를 혼낸다면, 그건 그가 다시 그걸 하고 싶게 만들어 to do it again, THEN, if he does it again 그리고 다시 그런 일을 한다면 you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th 넌 아마도 10층 어딘가에서 떨어져 죽게 될꺼야 (Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus (아아아아) 개같은 년, 넌 죽었어 내가 이걸 하진 않았지 코러스도 안해 I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest 숲에서 그림을 그리지도 않은 너에게 약을 주지도 않을거야 A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times 핏자국은 서너번 닦은 나면 오렌지 색이 되지. in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman? 욕탕에서 말이야, 그게 정상이라구, 안그래 '정상'아? Serial killer hidin murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo 연쇄살인범은 살인도구를 네 오디오 위 과자 상자안에 숨겨놨어 Here we go again, we're out of our medicine out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in 이젠 약도 떨어지고 제정신도 아니고 우린 네 속에 들어가고 싶어. 우릴 받아들이라구 [Chorus] Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me 개같은 년 넌 죽었어! 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을걸 Girls leave - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me 여자들은 떠났어 너넨 단지 갈보일뿐이야 Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef 개같은 년 넌 죽었어! 나한테 대들 배짱도 없지 We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef 우리의 싸움은 결코 끝나지 않을거고 내가 끝내지도 않을거야 You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead 날 죽이는 게 나을껄. 난 또 한명의 죽은 래퍼가 될거야 for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said 왜냐면 말해선 안될 것들이 내 입에서 튀어나오고 있으니까 But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me 그렇지만 그들이 나를 죽인다면 - 난 전세계를 함께 가져가버리겠어 Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me 개같은 년들도 말이지! 너흰 나한테 여자애일 뿐이야 .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) .. 내가 말했지 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을 거라고 (왜그런데?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) 왜냐면 셰디가 개같은 널 죽일 테니까 (아 하하) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) 내가 말했지 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을 거라고 (왜?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. 왜냐면 셰이디가 개같은 널 죽일 테니까.. [Verse 3] Eh-heh, know why I say these things? 내가 왜 이런 말을 하는지 알아? Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams 왜냐면 아줌마들이 소리지르는 게 내 꿈에 나타나기 때문이지 And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks 그렇지 않다면 내가 이런 정신과 의사들에게 돈을 주진 않겠지 this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE! 같은 걸 '두번씩' 말하는 데 일주일에 8만달러 TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things '두번씩'? 어쨌든, 난 이런 게 싫어 Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks 집어쳐! 난 마약이 이런 술보다 더 뛰어났으면 해 Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink? 씹쎄들은 내가 그들의 라디오 쇼에 내가 나와서 그들과 말하길 바라지 왜냐면 청취율이 나쁘니까 FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer 집어쳐! 난 뻥장이 라디오 아나운서 from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her 70000파운드 살찐 년 from principal to the study body and counselor 학교 교장과 교육체제, 카운셀러 from in-school to before school to out of school 학교가기 전부터 학교를 다니면서 학교를 나온 후 I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it 네 허파에 공기를 남겨둬서 나한테 멈춰달라고 소리치는 걸 들을거야 OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY 좋아, 난 이제 공연하러갈거야 I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J. 오제이 심슨에게서 칼도 받았어 I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS ACHE 난 모든 사람의 목구녕을 아프게 만들거야 You faggots keep eggin me on til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop? 네들은 내가 칼을 들이댈때까지 까불다가 이젠 멈춰달라고 빌고 있어? SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet 입닥쳐! 손하고 발을 내밀어 I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you 내가 말할때는 입닥치라고 했지 YOU HEAR ME? ANS WER ME! 내말 알겠어? 대답해! [Chorus] Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me 개같은 년 넌 죽었어! 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을걸 Girls leave - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me 여자들은 떠났어 너넨 단지 갈보일뿐이야 Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef 개같은 년 넌 죽었어! 나한테 대들 배짱도 없지 We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef 우리의 싸움은 결코 끝나지 않을거고 내가 끝내지도 않을거야 You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead 날 죽이는 게 나을껄. 난 또 한명의 죽은 래퍼가 될거야 for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said 왜냐면 말해선 안될 것들이 내 입에서 튀어나오고 있으니까 But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me 그렇지만 그들이 나를 죽인다면 - 난 전세계를 함께 가져가버리겠어 Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me 개같은 년들도 말이지! 너흰 나한테 여자애일 뿐이야 .. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?) .. 내가 말했지 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을 거라고 (왜그런데?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha) 왜냐면 셰디가 개같은 널 죽일 테니까 (아 하하) I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?) 내가 말했지 나한테 장난치고 싶지 않을 거라고 (왜?) Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you.. 왜냐면 셰이디가 개같은 널 죽일 테니까.. [Outro] Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies 하하하, 숙녀분들 그냥 장난친거야 You know I love you.. 내가 당신 사랑한다는 거 알잖아.. |
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(Eminem - 4X)
I'll shit on you Da da da da I'll shit on you I will shit I'll shit on you Girl you know I'll shit on you Bitch or man I'll shit on you I will shit (Swift aka Swifty McVeigh) I remain fatter than gluttony Tapin bombs to the back of record companies Blow em up if they ain't want me The national guard They scared to hunt me I love beef I got you hoes duckin' me A drug thief Bitch I'll take your marijuana These slugs with keep yo ass away from my corner I drown niggas in hundred-degree saunas You can act a fool if you wanna (bitch) It's this lyrical piranha Strapped with a grenade In the pool with your mama Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom Twist nothin up like a condom Slap it if you muthafuckas got a problem When I see 'em You hoes endin' up in a fuckin' mausoleum Or hiden in the trunk of a black & gold BMW Pull in the garage while u screamin' Keep the motor on then I'm leavin' I'll shit on you (Chorus) I will shit on you I don't care who you are I'll shit on you I don't give a fuck about you or your car Fuck your house Fuck your jewelry And fuck your watch Fuck your wife Fuck your kids Fuck your family I'll shit on you (Bizarre aka Peter S. Bizarre) I'm a alcoholic with the fuckin' toilet Pass the hot dogs (bizarre aren't you Islamic) Bitch shut your fuckin mouth I'ma keep eatin till Richard Simmons comes to my house with a chain saw to cut me out I'll fuck your wife I had sex since I met her I'm to busy fuckin Your 12 year old baby-sitter And all women ain't shit Only good for cookin, cleanin, and suckin dick and thats it I was responsible for killin' John Candy I got Jonbenet Ramsey in my 98 camry I don't give a fuck who you are I'll shit on anybody Truly yours the idiotic Bizarre (Eminem aka Slim Shady) My adolescent years weren't shit till what I do now I never grew up I was born grown and grew down The older I get the dumber the shit I get in The more ignorant the incident is I fit in Ignorin the shit how boring it gets When there's no one to hit I don't know when to quit throwin a fit I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me Its they who raised me and say the can take me Its they who legs I brake and make achy Its they who mistake me and make me so angry 'I'll shit on you' I'll spit on you Start pissin' then do the opposite on you You weren't listenin I said I'll cop a squat on you and Start spillin my guts like chicken cordon bleu And straight shit Like notorious big did to that bitch On his skit on his last album Pull my pants down (Chorus) (Kon Artis aka Denine Porter) Is Richard Pryor still alive If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' Born brainless This steel ain't stainless Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang it Bitch brang it These niggas that i hang wit Will hang u up naked by your ankles danglin My needa stays stranglin I don't need your help If u gon give me the pussy I'll unloosen my belt I'll punch your daddy not Your moms kinda cock Your sister tends court Your aunt supply her rocks Buck 50 cross yo neck Floss yo tek I'll beat you wit it across yo chest (Kuniva aka Von) It's only right I jack your car keys and run Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns For fun, when I'm drunk I'll run a truck through the weed house Jump out and beat your peeps down worst than Steve Stout Put you in chokeholds I learned last week From the police man Who caught me stealing weed from his jeep I see hoes bitin Y'all don't wanna brawl Thats like D-bo fightin Peablo Bryson So what you hollering and yelling about I'll reach in your mouth And pull your fuckin skeleton out Niggas get hit wit a two piece 'Bling Bling' With a poisonous sting I'm such a violent thing (Chorus) (Eminem aka Slim Shady) Once I get on 2 hits of X My disk slips and disconnects Till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects Over reaction is my only reaction Which only sets off a chain reaction And puts 5 more zainiac than maniacs in action A rat pack In black jackets who pack 10 9 millimetres 5 criminals pullin heaters And spillin liters of blood like swimmin pools Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too A lotta people say misoginistic which is true I can't deny it matter of fact I stand by it So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot If u don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet Boy girl dog woman man child I'll shit on you I will shit on you I don't care who you are I'll shit on you I don't give a fuck about you or your car I'll shit on you Fuck your house fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch I'll shit on you I will fuck you wife if you fuck with me I'll shit on you You heard me (Eminem laughing) Bitch I'll shit on you D-12 will shit on you I'll shit on you Your life Your wife Your kids Your car I'll shit on you Your house Your spouse Your rings Your things I'll shit on you I'll shit on you I'll shit on you I'll shit on you |
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[Intro]
A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin′ questions A lot of people think that what I say on record Or what I talk about on a record That I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody, that I′m actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it Well shit, if you believe that, then I′ll kill you You know why? Cuz I′m a criminal Criminal (You goddamn right) I′m a criminal Yeah, I′m a criminal [Eminem] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge And I′ll stab you in the head, whether you′re a fag or les A homosex, hermaph, or a transeves Pants address, hey fags, the answer′s yes Homophobic? Nah, you′re just heterophobic Starin′ in my jeans, watchin′ my genetiles bulgin′ That′s my mothafuckin′ balls, you better let go of ′em They belong in my scrotum, you′ll never get ahold of ′em Hey, it′s me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me And I was just checkin′ the mail Get it, checkin′ the male? How many records you expectin′ to sell? After your second LP sends you directly to jail Come on, relax cat I like gay men, right Ken? Give me an Amen ″Amen!″ Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Uh, please send me a brand new car And a prostitute, while my wife′s sick in the hospital Preacher, preacher, 5th grade teacher You can′t reach me, my mom can′t neither You can′t teach me a goddamn thing Cuz I watch TV on Comcast cable And you ain′t able to stop these thoughts You can′t stop me from toppin′ these charts And you can′t stop me from droppin′ each March With a brand new CD for these fuckin′ retards And to think, it′s just lil′ ol′ me Mr. ′don′t give a fuck′ still won′t leave I′m a... I′m a criminal Cuz everytime I write a rhyme These people think it′s a crime to tell ′em what′s on my mind I guess I′m a criminal I don′t gotta say a word I just flip ′em the bird and keep goin′ I don′t take shit from no one I′m a criminal Cuz everytime I write a rhyme These people think it′s a crime to tell ′em what′s on my mind I guess I′m a criminal I don′t gotta say a word I just flip ′em the bird and keep goin′ I don′t take shit from no one The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed The baby came out disfigured, ligaments in need It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don′t dare make fun of that baby cuz that baby was me I′m a criminal An animal caged to turn crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren′t raised? So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker Then you′d wanna fuck me after sayin′ a word My morals went *pft* when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk From his own employee, now don′t ignore me You won′t avoid me, you can′t miss me I′m white, blonde hair, and my nose is pointy I′m the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashes, and laughs, as long as it ain′t happen to him Slim Shady, I′m as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined (The maniac sent) In place of the doctor Cuz Dre couldn′t make it today He′s a little under the weather, so I′m takin′ his place Oh, that′s Dre, with an AK to his face Don′t make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you Dre, you should kept that thing put away I guess that′ll teach you not to let me play with an A I′m a criminal! [Dre] (Eminem) Alright look (uh-huh) Just go up in that mothafucka Get the mothafuckin′ money and get the fuck up outta there (Alright) I′ll be right here waitin′ on you (Alright) Yo Em! (What?!) Don′t kill nobody this time! (Alright!) (Goddamn, this mothafucka gets on my fuckin′ nerves) [Eminem] (Bank teller) (Hi) How you doin′? (How can I help you?) Yeah, I need to make a withdrawl (Okay) Put the fuckin′ money in the bag bitch And I won′t kill you (Oh my God, don′t kill me) I′m not gonna kill you bitch Quit lookin′ around (Don′t kill me, I′ve got 2 kids at home, don′t kill me) I told you I′m not gonna fuckin′ kill you Hurry the fuck up! *gun shot* THANK YOU! [Eminem] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I′ll be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it I′ll hide for 5 minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die bitches Passed this scratched ′Vette This puppy′s lucky I didn′t blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I′d shave my nuts Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck You mothafuckin′ chickens ain′t brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass And if it′s not a rapper that I′ll make it as I′mma be a fuckin′ rapist in a Jason mask I′m a criminal Cuz everytime I write a rhyme These people think it′s a crime to tell ′em what′s on my mind I guess I′m a criminal I don′t gotta say a word I just flip ′em the bird and keep goin′ I don′t take shit from no one (repeat x 4) |
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[Jay-Z]
Motherf**kers - say that I'm foolish I only talk about jewels (bling bling) Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it? See I'm influenced by the ghetto you ruined That same dude you gave nothin, I made somethin doin what I do through and through and I give you the news - with a twist it's just his ghetto point-of-view The renegade; you been afraid I penetrate pop culture, bring 'em a lot closer to the block where they pop toasters, and they live with they moms Got dropped roasters, from botched robberies n***az crotched over Mommy's knocked up cause she wasn't watched over Knocked down by some clown when child support knocked No he's not around - now how that sound to ya, jot it down I bring it through the ghetto without ridin 'round hidin down duckin strays from frustrated youths stuck in they ways Just read a magazine that f**ked up my day How you rate music that thugs with nothin relate to it? I help them see they way through it - not you Can't step in my pants, can't walk in my shoes Bet everything you worth; you lose your tie and your shirt [Eminem] Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America as a motherf**kin drug addict - like you didn't experiment? Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents You f**kin do-gooders - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage! (Ha ha!) And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo Cause here we go - he's {*Jigga joint Jigga-chk-Jigga*} And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-Ass it's just the [Chorus: Eminem + Jay-Z] [Em] RENEGADE! Never been afraid to say what's on my mind at, any given time of day Cause I'm a RENEGADE! Never been afraid to talk about anything (ANYTHING) anything (ANYTHING), RENEGADE! [Jay] Never been afraid to say what's on my mind at, any given time of day Cause I'm a {RENEGADE} Never been afraid to holler about anything {anything?} Anything {ANYTHING!} [Jay-Z] I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings My demeanor - thirty years my senior My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky Big I did it - multi before I die (n***a) No lie, just know I chose my own fate I drove by the fork in the road and went straight [Eminem] See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as a monger of hate and Satan a scatter-brained atheist But that ain't the case, see it's a matter of taste We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is Or is he the latter - a gateway to escape? Media scapegoat, who they can be mad at today See it's easy as cake, simple as whistlin Dixie while I'm wavin the pistol at sixty Christians against me Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics in holy water - no wonder they try to hold me under longer I'm a motherf**kin spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful The new Ice Cube - motherf**kers HATE to like you What did I do? (huh?) I'm just a kid from the gutter makin this butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I'm a muh'f**kin [Chorus] - repeat 2X |
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A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em and like, back and forth because ah this is.. what you thought it wasn't It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen I be the F-R-O the double G And check out the man he goes by the name of er... Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall) I have a disease and they don't know what to call it Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson The proof is in the puddin, just ask the Shawn Holman I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman So when you see me on your block with two glocks Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin tellin your boys that I'm on crack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! So put my tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! But see me on the street and duck Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!! I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!) Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict Half animal, half man Dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can With more holes than an Afghan Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!) I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion Fuck droppin the jaw, I'm flippin the sacred treasure I'll bite your motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in Hey, fuck that! Outsidaz.. Pace One.. Young Zee.. |
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