There you see her Sitting there across the way She don’t got a lot to say But there’s something about her And you don’t know why But you’re dying to try You wanna kiss the girl Yes, you want her Look at her, you know you do Possible she wants you to There is one way to ask her It don’t take a word Not a single word Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la, my oh my Look like the boy too shy Ain’t gonna kiss the girl Sha la la la la la, ain’t that sad Ain’t it a shame, too bad He gonna miss the girl
Now’s your moment Floating in a blue lagoon Boy, you better do it soon No time will be better She don’t say a word And she won’t say a word Until you kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la, don’t be scared You got the mood prepared Go on and kiss the girl Sha la la la la la, don’t stop now Don’t try to hide it How you wanna kiss the girl Sha la la la la la, float along And listen to the song The song say kiss the girl Sha la la la la la, the music play Do what the music say You gotta kiss the girl You’ve gotta kiss the girl You wanna kiss the girl You’ve gotta kiss the girl Go on and kiss the girl
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light and made a change
And I fortunately know a little secret It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed Pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner This one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They coming flocking to me crying Will you help us, pretty please? And I help them Yes, I do
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore Yes, on land it's much preferred For ladies not to say a word And after all, dear What is idle prattle for?
They're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On ladies who've withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
Poor unfortunate souls Go ahead, make your choice I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your voice
Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got to pay the toll Take a gulp, take a breath Go ahead and sign the scroll Nick and Kevin, now I got her boys The boss is on a roll
Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner This one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to me crying Will you help us, pretty please? And I help them Yes, I do Those poor unfortunate souls
Look at this stuff Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove Treasures untold How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around here you'd think, Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmo's a-plenty I've got whozits and whatzits galore You want thingamabobs? I've got 20.
But who cares? No big deal. I want more....
I wanna be where the people are I wanna see Wanna see 'em dancing Walking around on those What do you call 'em? oh, feet!
Flipping your fins you don't get to far Legs are required for jumping, dancing strolling along down the What's that word again? street
Oh, Up where they walk Up where they run Up where they stay all day in the sun Wandering free Wish I could be Part of that world
What would I give If I could live Out of these waters? What would I pay To spend a day Warm on the sand? Bet'cha on land They understand that they don't reprimend their daughters Bright young women Sick of swimming Ready to stand
And I'm ready to know what the people know Ask 'em my questions and get some answers What's a fire and why does it What's the word? burn When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love Love to explore the shore up above?
