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People will know
When they see this show The kind of a guy I am They'll understand what I stand for And what I just can't stand They'll perceive what I believe in What I know is true And they'll recognize I'm a one man guy Always was through and through I'm a one man guy in the morning I'm the same in the afternoon One man guy when the sun goes down I whistle me a one man tune I'm a one man guy a one man guy Only kind of guy to be I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy is me I'm a one man kind of a guy People meditate Hey that's just great Trying to find the inner you People depend on family and friends And other folks to pull them through I don't know why I'm a one man guy Or why this is a one man show But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are what I love and know I'm a one man guy in the morning I'm the same in the afternoon One man guy when the sun goes down I whistle me a one man tune I'm a one man guy a one man guy Only kind of guy to be I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy is me I'm a one man kind of a guy I'm gonna bathe and shave And dress myself and eat solo every night Unplug the phone, sleep alone Stay way out of sight Sure it's kind of lonely Yeah it's sort of sick Being your own one and only Is a selfish dirty trick I'm a one man guy in the morning I'm the same in the afternoon One man guy when the sun goes down I whistle me a one man tune One man guy a one man guy Only kind of guy to be I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy I'm a one man guy is me I'm a one man guy |
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Well it's been a long time, glad to see your face
I knew we'd meet again another time, another place Can't believe it's been so many years We better grab a chair and a couple of beers You're lookin' good in your three piece suit You know I always knew you'd take the business route You were always the one who followed the light and You look like you're doing alright I've been singing for my rent and singing for my supper I'm above the below and below the upper I'm stuck in the middle where the money gets tight But i guess I'm doing alright I'm all, I'm all, I'm alright It's a beautiful day, not a cloud in sight So I guess I'm doing alright Oh, oh I'm alright Got a good ole friend here with me tonight So I guess I'm doing alright Well we raised a lot of hell when we were younger They thought we were crazy but we had the hunger We kept a lot of friends and skipped a lot of class Been on top of the world and knocked on our ass Lost touch, we lost in love And lost our minds when things got tough But beating time is a losing fight But I guess I'm doing alright I'm all, I'm all, I'm alright It's a beautiful day, not a cloud in sight So I guess I'm doing alright Oh, oh I'm alright Got a good ole friend here with me tonight So I guess I'm doing alright Well I hate to see this evening end God only knows when I'll see you again Send a fax or send me a letter Or give me a call that will even be better Give the wife a kiss for me And say hello to the family Tell them all my future's looking bright and I miss them But I'm doing alright I'm all, I'm all, I'm alright It's a beautiful day, not a cloud in sight So I guess I'm doing alright Oh, oh I'm alright Got a good ole friend here with me tonight So I guess I'm doing alright |
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For 20 odd years I have strummed on guitars
5,000 lost flat picks, four fingertip scars I must have broken a million g strings Picking and strumming, and playing these things Banging and tunin', and playing these things. And it's been 16 years now that I've written songs Over a 100 and still growing strong About drinking and hockey and flying above Again and again about unhappy love Over and over, unhappy love. And it's music for money, but I'll do it for fun Oh, I know how to do it, it's easily done To stand on a stage doesn't make me afraid I'm comfortable up there, it's gotten me laid It always amazes me when I get paid. So here am I doing all that I can do You're paying, I'm playing, I'm grateful to you Indoors and outdoors, at home and abroad I sing these songs and you people applaud. You haven't changed much, you still applaud. |
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Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed
By the way you walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressed You actually seemed to like me and so naturally I presumed You were after that thing, it's the one thing, it's assumed So I wined and dined you, hey, I love that kind of stuff And we blabbed about our backgrounds, how family life is rough We spoke of what we dreamed of, what we thought of, what we did Midway through the second bottle I admitted I had kids But nothing seemed to throw you though I know you better now At the time my minor crime was figuring out how To get you in my hotel room unclothed and in my bed And proceed with the unspeakable, it's better left unsaid We went to see a friend of your and watch me on TV Sheer coincidence you said, synchronicity A full moon on a Friday night, the thirteenth of July A man and two women in a room and on the screen the guy Your friend, she liked me on the show, yeah she was snowed for sure Her body language got obscene, her demeanor less than pure You started venting something wearing spleen upon your sleeve You got sort of nervous, kind of anxious, had to leave You told me on the freeway that you didn't sleep with men I put two and two together?and I asked about your friend It turns out she and though she loved my show She too preferred the fairer sexoI absorbed the blow It turns out that you did like men but didn't like their things That hang down and all the hang-ups being with them always brings My brother is so practical; this is what he said: "You should have asked if it was cool to watch them both in bed" |
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Unhappy Anniversary
It's one year since we split I walk and talk and get around Lie down, stand up, and sit I eat and drink and smoke and sing and Live a little bit Unhappy Anniversary It's one year since we split Unhappy Anniversary It's ten years since we met There is no need to remind me No way I could forget We fell in love, and then fell out Both times there was no net Unhappy Anniversary It's ten years since we met Unhappy Anniversary I cannot count the days And nights that I have thought of you Since we went separate ways I tell my mind to forget you But my heart disobeys Unhappy Anniversary I cannot count the days (repeat first verse) |