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(SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND)
Oooohhh, set the controls for the heart of the pelvis Haven't you heard my name rhymes with elvis And one thing I know is this That your mouth is telling me to give you A big kiss (NOW MY GUARD'S DOWN) (SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND) Ahhhh, can't you see what's an offer Yeah babe it's going cheap today I enter a room and all the girls say C'mon jarv, can I be the first? Oh you make us so hot we feel we're gonna burst (NOW MY GUARD'S DOWN) Oh yeah… So please, so please Don't leave me alone in this double bed It smells of damp towels and asthma inhalers Say you're gonna call back later Save me from these glossy photographs Save me from my mother's laugh Save me (NOW MY GUARD'S DOWN) That's right girls That's right girls SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND Do you know how much I want you? Don't stop |
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| 2. |
| 4:33 | 
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| 3. |
| 4:48 |
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Ok, what have we got here
Horny black boy with frisky white girl Eye each other across the room and The chemistry is unbearable and Definitely not on anyones agenda He suggests they go to someplace they won't be seen And she thinks otherwise Finally they agree to go And put up with Dunkin donuts The usual story, they fall in love Under the hail of spit they ignore All the while secretly conspiring to murder each other Hoping that will eleviate the slightly more Uncomfortable feelings that may arise in a situation like this But behind closed doors The eyes of the world becoming their wallpaper They melt into a beautiful example of a power that definitely exists And come together on a warm moonlit night In spite of themselves Ummmm, likely story |
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| 4. |
| 4:30 |
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| 5. |
| 5:31 |
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| 6. |
| 7:30 |
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| 7. |
| 4:14 |
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| 8. |
| 4:28 |
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| 9. |
| 3:02 |
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Once upon a time a very handsome prince was walking along Dead Man's Trail. Morning had just about broken and the wings of tiny birds cut through the rays of the sun, casting slithering shadows as they went about their pleasure. The handsome prince was preparing to engage in this splendour, when all of a sudden he noticed a beautiful and quite voluptuous maiden travelling towards him in slow motion. "Oh my god," thought the handsome prince with shameful excitement, "she's incredible and so very… stimulating."
As the beautiful maiden approached him, he gathered all of his resources, plucked up courage, and gave her one of his special curtseys that would hopefully see him in with a chance, when he realised she was very tearful if not completely crushed. The handsome prince swallowed a wave of guilt as the beautiful maiden now openly stood before him, sobbing her heart out. Realising something was terribly wrong, the handsome prince put all of his hang-ups on the shelf and asked: "What are you so inconceivably sad about if I may be so bold to enquire?" The beautiful maiden gave a big sigh, which seemed to last a lifetime, as the handsome prince sat on the edge of his metaphorical seat in preparation for her answer. She announced: "I've just seen my therapist, who's convinced I have a borderline personality disorder with narcissistic traits, which means I'll be unhappy all my life as nobody will be able to measure up to the fantastically high standards that I just can't help but impose on them." The handsome prince's heart exploded with joy, as in this moment he fell strangely and completely in love. "Why that's outrageous, who is this doctor of misery?" The beautiful maiden had broken into the tiniest of smiles, and on seeing she had the handsome prince by the short and curlies she began to weave a little magic here and a little magic there. "I've never met anyone like you before. Not only are you compassionate, you're also very handsome. I've lost my purse and the keys to my hovel and it looks like storm and I was wondering…" The Handsome Prince floundered slightly, then ejaculated: "You're so very beautiful, I think I might die if I don't invite you to my castle at the end of this trail." "Would you like to kiss me my handsome prince?" His knees began to knock as he lent towards the voluptuous maiden in implicit expectation. When they kissed, the handsome prince felt a wave of nausea and a pain in his chest as blood began to now pour from it, and the tiny birds dipped in the morning light and said "goodbye" to the handsome prince, who folded into a heap on Dead Man's Trail, the beautiful maiden exclaiming: "Ah, there is one born every minute." |
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spoken words:
"Everything I tell you today I'm gonna show you it in black and white. I'm wanted for murder, kidnapping, robbery, armed robbery, conspiracy, threatening New York." "You have nothing to worry about, Mr Adamson." "You have nothing to worry about, Mr Adamson." "You have nothing to worry about, Mr Adamson." "You have nothing to worry about, Mr Adamson." (repeat) |
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| 11. |
| 1:39 |
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| 12. |
| 4:49 |
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Our time is done my love
We've laid it all to waste One thousand moonlit kisses can't Sweeten this bitter taste My desire for you is endless And I'll love you 'til we fall I just don't want you no more And that's the sweetest embrace of all To think we can find happiness Hidden in a kiss Ah, to think we can find happiness That's the greatest mistake there is There is nothing left to cling to babe There is nothing left to soil I just don't want you no more And that's the sweetest embrace of all Oooohhh where did it begin When all we did was lose There's nothin' left to win So lay your weapons down They serve no purpose in your hands And if you wanna hold me Then go ahead and hold me I won't upset your plans If it's revenge you want Then take it babe Or you can walk right out the door I just don't care anymore And that's the sweetest embrace of all Oooohhh where did it begin When all we did was lose There's nothin' left to win It's over babe And it really is a shame We are losers you and me babe In a rigged and crooked game My desire for you is endless And I love you most of all I just don't want you no more And that's the sweetest embrace of all |
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| 1:34 |
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