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1. |
| 3:14 | ||||
I am all of the above, babe
Johnny long strokes to the grave Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle Rub me rub me up right lovely If you lick it, then lick it battery Good and properly all night if you want I haven't got a clue what to do with you I need for you to love me so much Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush Just get the old fella and whack it up against her tush How peculiar Bend your long legs against the sofa In the Dorchester you can get your all bran I'm not into hard sports |
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2. |
| 4:24 | ||||
Come and hold my hand
I wanna contact the living Not sure I understand This role I've been given I sit and talk to God And he just laughs at my plans My head speaks a language I don't understand I just wanna feel Real love fill the home that I live in Cause I got too much life Running thru my veins Going to waste I don't wanna die But I ain't keen on living either Before I fall in love I'm preparing to leave her Scare myself to dead That's why I keep on running Before I've arrived I can see myself coming I just wanna feel Real love fill the home that I live in Cos I got too much life Running thru my veins Going to waste And I need to feel Real love and the love ever after I can not get enough I just wanna feel Real love fill the home that I live in I got too much love Running thru my veins To go to waste I just wanna feel Real love and the love ever after There's a hole in my soul You can see it in my face It's a real big place Come and hold my hand I wanna contact the living Not sure I understand This road I've been given |
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3. |
| 4:49 | ||||
You can't manufacture a miracle
The silence was pitful that day And love is getting too cynical Passion's just physical these days You analyse everyong you meet But get no sign the loving kind Every night you admit defeat And cry yourself blind If you can't wake up in the moning Cause your bed lies vacant at night If you're lost hurt tired or lonely Can't you control it try as you might May you find that love that won't leave you May you find it by the end of the day You won't be lost hurt tired and lonely Something beautiful will come your way The DJ said on the radio Life should be stereo each day And the past that cast the unsuitable Instead of some kind of beautiful You just couldn't wait All your friends think you're satisfied But they can't see your soul no no no Forgot the time feeling petrified When they lived alone If you can't wake up in the moring Cause your bed lies vacant at night If you're lost hurt tired or lonely Can't you control it try as you might May you find that love that won't leave you May you find it by the end of the day You won't be lost hurt tired and lonely Something beautiful will come your way it'll come your way Some kind of beautiful it'll come your way Some kind of beautiful it'll come your way Some kind of beautiful it'll come your way All your friends think you're satisfied But they can't see your soul no no no Forgot the time feeling petrified When they lived alone If you can't wake up in the moring Cause your bed lies vacant at night If you're lost hurt tired or lonely Can't you control it try as you might May you find that love that won't leave you May you find it by the end of the day You won't be lost hurt tired and lonely Something beautiful will come your way You won't be lost hurt tired and lonely Something beautiful will come your way |
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4. |
| 3:47 | ||||
I've sung some songs that were lame
I've slept with girls on the game. I've got my Catholic shame Lord I'm in purgatory Basically it's all come-on talk for me I wasn't me when we met You haven't lost my respect I'm here to serve and protect What shape of insanity Keeps leading you back to me? So put your hands across the water Mushroom Monsoon Come soon Don't wanna piss on your parade I'm here to make money and get laid Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade If you ain't stickin your knives in me You will be eventually To all you Sharons and Michelles With all your tales to sell Save your meat money well I'm glad that spending a night with me Guaranteed you celebrity. And I can't talk in a crowd When I'm alone I'm too loud You've done your daddy's proud Thank you for keeping me company You've all been so nice to me So put your hands across the water Mushroom Monsoon Come soon Oh Lord I feel Nothing I know much smarter men Never got this far I got too many regrets I've smoked too many cigarrettes I've had more blondes than brunettes I'm not expecting your symphathy But it's all been too much for me So put your hands across the water Mushroom Monsoon Come soon [repeat] |
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5. |
| 4:22 | ||||
Loose lips on ships
I'm getting to grips With what you say Know it's not in my head I can't awaken the dead Day after day Why we don't talk about it Why do you always doubt that there can be a better way It doesn't make me want to stay Why don't we break up There's nothing left to say I got my eye's shut praying don't they want to stray When I Sexed up That's what makes the difference today I hope you blow away You said we're fatally flawed When I'm easily bored Is that okey Write me off your list Make this the last kiss I'll walk away Why don't we talk about it I'm only here don't shout it Given time we'll forget Let's pretend we never met Why don't we break up There's nothing left to say I got my eye's shut praying don't they want to stray When I Sexed up That's what makes the difference today I hope you blow away Screw you I didn't like your taste Anyway I chose you That's all gone to waste its Saturday I'll go out And find another you Why don't we Why don't we break up There's nothing left to say I got my eye's shut praying don't they want to stray When I Sexed up That's what makes the difference today I hope you blow away I hope you blow away I hope you blow away Blow away |
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6. |
| 4:10 | ||||
Always and forever, is forever young
Your shadow on the pavement, the dark side of the sun Got a dream the dream all over and sleep it tight You don't wanna sing the blues in black and white And it's hope that springs eternal for everyone If it ain't broke then break it Oh the damage done Try and love somebody Just wanna love somebody right now There's just no pleasing me Try and love somebody Just wanna love somebody right now Lady lay your love on me Violet in the rainbow just melts away There's not enough minutes in an hour or hours in the day A song played in a circle that never skips a beat A stranger in a country that I have yet to meet And let's hope that spring's eternal for everyone Your lifetime in a second All the damage done Trying to love somebody Just wanna love somebody right now Guess there's just no pleasing me I wanna love somebody Just wanna love somebody right now Lady lay your love on me It'll come in your sweet time Lord I've just got to let you in The blind leading the blind Lord Getting underneath your skin I can feel you in the silence Saying let forever be Love and only love will set you free I wanna love somebody Wanna love somebody right now There's just no pleasing me I wanna love somebody Just wanna love somebody right now Lady lay your love on me It'll come in your sweet time Lord I've just got to let you in The blind leading the blind Lord Getting underneath your skin I can feel you in the silence Saying let forever be Love and only love will set you free |
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7. |
| 5:45 | ||||
Don't fight the feeling relax Oh child the knots are in your back 'Cause you've been holding on I can only feel you when you're reaching out I'll talk you through memories Just keep breathing with me It's time to hold my hand And walk into the revolution When there's no-one to touch And you've been thinking too much You only hurt yourself when you think about retribution I see the pain in your face And you're paying rent for the space It's time to lead you onto the revolution When you can't keep on keeping on And everything you lean upon is all but gone Everybody falls sometimes but love shines on With love in your eyes and a flame in your heart Gonna find yourself some resolution A million miles with one step And you'll find yourself yet When you're walking with the revolution Love lingers on you're just feeling it wrong I know you're tired but when it's time to sleep You're gone forever Make friends with your past Then you can leave it at last It's time to find yourself in your revolution Time and tide's on your side There's no need to hide I feel your pain Don't talk to me about evolution And you'll find myself there When I'm walking with the revolution |
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8. |
| 3:57 | ||||
Hello, did you miss me?
I know I'm hard to resist Y'all can come and help me Pick the sweetcorn out of this It's hard to be humble when you're so fuckin' big Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig I'm going to milk it 'til it turns to cheese Tell your babes in arms and o.a.p's come and take a piece of me If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hand 'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man The world's most handsome man Y'all know who I am I'm still the boy next door That's if you're Lord Lichfield and Roger Moore Have I gone up in the world Or has the world gone down on me I'm the one who put the Brit in celebrity Give in and love it, what's the point in hating me? You can't argue with popularity Well you could but you'd be wrong oh If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't need me I don't exist You voted for me Now let me see a show the world's most handsome man Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph (though it's not for me) Grip and grin, shake and fake,name and shame then I'm out of here It's not very complicated I'm just young and overrated ..whoa.. Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you Now let me go and wash my hands Here before you stands Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on ya If you don't see me I don't exist It's nice to meet you, now let me see a show of hands 'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man |
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9. |
| 4:39 | ||||
So unimpressed but so in awe
Such a saint but such a whore So self aware so full of shit So indesisive so adiment I'm contemplating thinking about thinking It's so overated just get another drink in Watch me come undone They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street I pray that when i'm coming down you'll be asleep If i ever hurt you your revenge would be so sweet Because i'm scum and i'm your son I come undone I come undone So rock and roll so corporate suit So damn ugly so damn cute So well trained so animal So need your love so fuck you all I'm not scared of dying i just don't want to If I stop lying i'd just dissapoint you I come undone They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street I pray that when i'm coming down you'll be asleep If i ever hurt you your revenge would be so sweet Because i'm scum and i'm your son I come undone So write another ballad Mix it on a Wednesday Sell it on a Thursday Buy a yacht by Saturday It's a love song A love song Do another interview Sing a bunch of lies Tell about celebrities that I despise And sing love songs We sing love songs So sincere They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep If i ever hurt you your revenge would be so sweet Because i'm scum and i'm your son I come undone I come undone I come undone |
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10. |
| 7:13 | ||||
It was me and my monkey
Him with his dungarees and rollerblades Smoking filter tips reclining in the passenger seat of my supercharged jet black Chevrolet He had the soft top down He liked the wind in his face He said ??Son, you ever been to Vegas???I said ??No??he said ??That??s where we??re gonna go, you need a change of place??br />And when we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs he said ??I left my wallet in El Segundo??and proceeded to take two grand of mine We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay hotel Asked the bell boy if he??d take me and my monkey as well He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said ??If your monkey??s got that kind of money sir, and we??ve got a monkey bed??br /> Me and monkey With a dream and a gun Hoping my monkey Don??t point that gun at anyone Me and monkey Like Butch and the Sundance Kid Trying to understand Why he did what he did Why he did what he did And at the elevator I hit the 33rd floor He had a room up top with a panoramic view it??s like nothing you??ve ever seen before He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke He ran his little monkey fingers through the yellow pages Called up escort services and ordered some oki doke Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my bedroom with 3 monkey whores ??Hi, my name is Sunshine. These are my girls. Lace my palm with silver baby oh yeah and they??ll rock your world??br />So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun Was sticking on Kurt Cobain sing about lithium There came and knocked at the door and in walked Sunshine ??What??s up???- ??You better get your ass in here boy your monkey is having too much of a good time??br /> Me and my monkey Drove in search of the sun Me and my monkey Don??t point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Billy the Kid Trying to understand Why he did what he did Why he did what he did Got tickets to see Sheena Easton The monkey was high Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died We left before encores He couldn??t sit still Sheena was a blast baby But my monkey was ill When I played black jack Kept hittin??23 Couldn??t help but notice this Mexican just staring at me Or was it my monkey I couldn??t be sure It??s not like you??ve never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before Now don??t test my patience cause we??re not about to run That??s a bad-ass monkey boy and he??s packing a gun ??My name is Rodriguez??he says with death in his eye ??I??ve been chasing you for a long time amigos And now your monkey is gonna die??br /> Me and my monkey Drove in search of the sun Me and my monkey We don??t wanna kill no Mexican But we got ten itchy fingers One thing to declare When the monkey is high You do not stare You do not stare You do not stare Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand off here boy And I ain??t about to run Put your gun down boy How did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey anyhow |
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11. |
| 3:51 | ||||
Come join the band
Come shag the damned God I blow them away A heart of chrome A broken home I got plenty to say Who are you doing? Don't spoil my day A bigger better offer baby He's on his way You gotta love LA I feel gigantic Gonna burst a vein I'm stopping traffic 'Cause they dig the fame And I'm just the same So Ebay baby Haven't seen you lately Do you still give it away So get my peeps To call your peeps 'Cause we've got nothing to say Don't feed the models Don't look at police Don't go to Crenshaw boule 'Cause whitey can get fleeced God I love LA I feel gigantic Gonna burst a vein I'm stopping traffic 'Cause I dig the fame I'm hearing voices, voices Like a jumbo jay Too many choices, choices Gotta love LA Californi-a .. USA baby Who you doing baby? Don't spoil my day You've been gloating lately baby And I dig LA I'd have to say I feel gigantic Gonna burst a vein I'm stopping traffic I kinda dig the fame I'm hearing voices voices I've gotta jumbo jay Too many choices, choices Gotta love LA Californi-a USA USA USA |
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12. |
| 4:08 | ||||
Queen bitch eat the rich
I'm on the second course today I'm not the first and I won't be the worst She's done most of L.A. Can't find a virgin, I can get you a surgeon Twenty-four hours a day Call it Collagen Jeanie you big lip meanie I'm about to be blown away Come on sing it Take me to the place where the sunshine flows Oh my Sunset Rodeo Hot fudge here comes the judge There's a green card in the way The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast Are moving to L.A. And we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988 Mother things have got to change I'm moving to L.A. Take the piss always English God bless you Uncle Sam You got a cool gene pool and our winter's cruel And God knows I love to tan Making cents and dead Presidents Before I could count to ten With a nation behind me can't stop the limey She's on her back again Come on sing it Take me to the place where the sunshine flows Oh my Sunset Rodeo Hot fudge here comes the judge There's just a green card in the way The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast Are moving to L.A. 'Cause we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988 Mother things have got to change I'm moving to L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. Take me to the place where the sunshine flows Oh my Sunset Rodeo Hot fudge here comes the judge There's just a green card in the way The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast Are moving to L.A. 'Cause we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988 Mother things have got to change I'm moving to Hot fudge here comes the judge There's just a green card in the way The Holy Ghost and the whole East Coast Are moving to L.A. And we've been dreaming of this feeling since 1988 Mother things have got to change I'm moving to L.A. Moving to L.A. Keep on moving, keep on moving, keep on moving to L.A. L.A., L.A. Keep on moving, moving on Keep on moving, moving on Keep on moving, moving on ..and stop |
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13. |
| 4:02 | ||||
Dig your polished nails into the dirt
Rip your skirts off, wipe the hurt off You know it tears my heart out when you Flirt with danger and any stranger You're not as stupid as I look Before I could read, you wrote the book Cursed Since your birth dear And you worst fears Have all come true Found my head when I got my first tattoo (Thought I was naked when I penetrated) Told everyone I'd slept with you (Thought you liked it or you would've denied it) Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful Tell God he's got a dirty angel Cursed since your birth dear And you worst fears Have all come true Babe, you're not the first You are cursed dear 'Cause I'm still here And I'm cursed, too Cursed like you Hush Baby sleep now We all love you We always did Cursed since your birth dear And you worst fears Have all come true Babe, you're not the first You are cursed dear 'Cause I'm still here And I'm cursed, too Cursed like you Hush Baby sleep now We all miss you We alway will |
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14. |
| 15:38 | ||||