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All right!
Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance {Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. {Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. {Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! {Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro: Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever |
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Yo Shock man people be comin up to me sayin
"Yo man, what's up with the Underground, man? You guys old school, new school, R&B or hip-hop?" What should I tell em? Now this is not your average everyday rap song We won't be rockin bells that go a ding and a dong The bass drummer hipper won't be lingering on Check out the way we kick it on the microphone The funky beat is playin and we're swingin along The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song The drums are ringin with the serious tone Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone Ah MC's, you like the way we swing Well listen close and make sure you don't miss a thing Don't you know that we're the microphone masters Known to MC's as the raw dog bastards We bust rhymes, and write everyday So listen close, to the things that we say Triple-slippin MC's will get verbally raped We'll send you home with that look on your face And just rock this, you can't stop this Ah just rock this, try and clock this (try and clock this) The funky beat is playing and we're swingin along The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song The funky drums is ringin with the serious tone Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone Ah MC's, ya like the way we swing (ya like the way we swing) Cause America, likes the way we swing MC's, you like the way we swing I hope you do, cause if you don't it don't mean a thing See we don't play for other hip-hop crews, it's not about you We do the things that we wanna do We're MC's to please the loyal followers But you you're just a sucker hip-hop borrower Your real name is probably Bradworth or Bennett Your verbal baggage ain't got nuthin in it You think that you're rockin but you're not hip-hoppin So you best stop jockin at the masters MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing) Yeah, cause America, likes the way we swing MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing) The Queen told you that you're nothing but an underling We're talkin trash, we kick it kind of cocky You can't deny it though the drums are good and sloppy The funky beat is playin and we're swingin along The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song The funky drums are ringin with the serious tone Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone Ah MC's, like the way we swing (they like the way we swing) Cause America, likes the way we swing [whispered] You're triple-slippin you're triple-slippin You're triple-slippin (yo man) you rhyme like a school teacher About convincing as a preacher, who smokes reefer Why don't you give it up just put the mic down Get out of town with that noise, this is the underground Not your average everyday rap crew You can tell by the things we say the things that we do The funky beat is playin and we're swing along Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone Ah MC's, you like the way we swing (ya like the way we swing) Cause America, ahh, likes the way we swing And ya don't stop MC's... they don't know MC's... they don't know MC's... they don't know MC's... what I know DJ's... they don't know DJ's... they don't know DJ's... they don't know DJ's... what I know See we have no time for suckers Who bite with their lowers and their uppers We came here to play and what we really wanna say is MC's, why don't you take the chill pill You really need to listen to the way we spill ah these rhymes, we don't have time to drop a dime Everytime a sucker thief gets away with a line Their mouths keep suckin cause they ain't got nothin But they best stop FUCKIN with the masters MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing) Yeah, cause America, likes the way we swing MC's, you like the way we swing Cause Africa, likes the way we swing MC's, you like the way we swing Cause down in Australia, they love the way we swing MC's, you like the way we swing Yo, cause Zimbabwe, likes the way we swing (and ya don't stop) Ahh, MC's, you like the way we swing Cause over in the Phillipines, they love the way we swing Yeah, MC's, you like the way we swing Don't you know the UK y'all, likes the way we swing Ahh, MC's, hah you like the way we swing Even in Cleveland, they like the way we swing MC's, you like the way we swing Japan, likes the way we swing (Kick it Shock) and ya don't stop Ah keep on gonna rock til we hit the top Ah one time, in your mind y'all Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy... |
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[Chorus]
S-H-I-N-I-N on the funk And listen to the emcees rhymin on the funk We solemnly swear to never bust a style that's bunk So listen to the way that we're rhyming on the funk [Shock G] Now we would like to ask you Have you ever heard this style befo' You gotta say no Cause there ain't no denying And if you say yes you're lying People are always wondering What's up with the Underground Are they down? Or is just another new sound We're saying things And when we use a beat we use it right Cause we're not just playing things Spitting rhymes Like a Tommy gun spraying things So when you see us onstage Don't just stare us down Or compare our sound To any other crew ya like Yo, judge how ya like [Chorus] [Money-B] Riding this like a roller coaster Hugging the curves and dipping Like I'm supposed to do For the Underground troupe Cause I know I'm the poop Steaming hot Stinking up the dance floor Gonna do it freelance For the funk, my friends And all the others in the industry They want to get with me (Shock: Why is that, Mon?) Maybe it's my smooth flow They know this guy is dope So they get hip to the style I'm using It's called Raw Fusion Ain't no time for ego-tripping Let it be known There'll be no slipping on mine Cause all I want Is a chunk of this Underground funk [Chorus] [Shock G] Yo, Money-B [Money-B] What's up cold Shock G? [Shock G] Check it out, would you tell the people what we mean [Money-B] What do you mean what we mean? [Shock G] You know what I mean Tell 'em what we mean When we're R-H-Y-M-I-N on the funk Let 'em know that we got spunk [Money-B] We got it [Shock G] And when I count to three Go on and hit some of that humpty-hump One, two, three [Money-B] Well, I'm humpty-humping You know that I'm saying something The funk's in your face Gonna keep the place jumping As the beat keeps pumping I'm tick-tocking 'em Dope rhymes, I'm dropping 'em On the twenty-four track And there ain't no stopping 'em It's too late to put the tape on pause Because we're [funk sample interlude] [Money-B] Tell me if you think the beat is nasty Well get ready, we're going to get sweaty Just in case I hope you brought a towel in I'm on the prowl when I hear the bass growling [Shock G] Growling like a big bass monster On a rampage, it's like we were onstage Shock G speaking from the Underground [Money-B] Do they understand? [Shock G] I really don't give a damn Cause we're [Chorus] |
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Now last night, underwater, I saw a French mermaid, Treated her to caviar and wine over shrimp brain, In the raw, on the ocean floor, need I say more? You never heard nobody kick it like this before, Pink champagne, octopus brains, Saw your DJ underwater through the window pane. That sucker tried to hit a mix, but the mix didn't happen, Records kept floatin' all the fish kept laughin' A blowfish blew my mind and started to rhyme, As the octopus cut nine records at a time. Your boy said, "Show me how to keep my records down," But the shark ate his amp, your boy got clowned. The rhymes he say have no particular order Un-derwater, Un-der-derwater, Go 'head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta Hold your breath, MC's, my rhyme's underwater. I tried to mix a cut from a TV blooper, Got pulled by a deep sea state trooper, Told me that I didn't have the right to bite, I said, "Your wife looks just like a fat blue grouper." Sittin' in my aqua-blue jail cell, didn't have my bail, I had to break out with the rhyme, Shrimp scatter on a platter, I rock like a mobster, Told an MC, "Yo, you look like a lobster" Qualified to wreck your mind, I get busy one time, Like fish on a dish, you get served with the rhyme. ...if you need a fo' instance, Watch the people stop, they don't want to miss this. I'm tweakin' your speakers, and I'm makin' no sense, 'Cause on your turns, this record burns like incense. The rhymes he say have no particular order Un-derwater, Un-der-derwater Go 'head bite his rhymes if you think that you oughtta Hold your breath, MC's, my rhyme's underwater. Uh, 1, 2, 1, 2, Yo, this is MC Blowfish, And we're gonna do a little something like this: Well I'm a deep sea gangster, underwater prankster, Kissin' all the girl fish, dissin' all the ... Because I blew your mind and started to rhyme, Doesn't mean that I'm cool, 'cause you'll be back next time, With a hook and a line, so you can hear that fryin' sound, I'm tellin' you I'm down, I'll spin your boat around, leave suckers lost in the bay. You wanna play? I'll hook your line to a stingray. Get out of here with that boat and a stick, Get out of line, I'll call my homey Moby Dick. I'm not thinkin' 'bout dyin', fool, stop tryin' to test me, People fishin' don't catch me. And when you get home, sad 'cause you missed, Just remember MC Blowfish Keep on, you don't stop. Uh oh, here comes that stupid shark again, I guess I better blow up |
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Ok, we're on the air live from Lake Merit in Oakland, California
We'll have exclusive coverage of Gutfest '89 I'm Ted Casey, and we're gonna go down live right now with Bill Thompson Bill's on the scene, and he's gonna tell us what's going on. Bill? Thanks, Ted Yeah, you can hear, they're just having a ball and a hell of a time Down here at Gutfest this year Uh, you can hear behind me now, that's uh, I think they're called Blue Death Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at Gutfest this year I think some of the other bands playing will be The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital Underground There's been rumor's that EPMD Might come out and play here at Gutfest this year Other people in the line-up are Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea Miles Davis is part of tomorrow's jazz line-up And tonight they're doing rock and blues There's supposed to be more, uhh music from The Who later on tonight And then Thursday's show is gonna close with Digital Underground Is gonna close the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm gonna go have Some more food, some more good music... How's it going, guys, you guys come to Gutfest every year, or what? Oh yeah, Gutfest is the best thing to happen to California since 1968 So, uh, where are you guys from? San Diego..] Gutfest, Gutfest It's a show, not like you've ever seen befo' In the park, from noon 'til after dark. There will be blondes, and also girls of bronze, And girls who come from other contries 'round the world Now, you will see a big display of ladies in a cage, Butt naked, and they're showing off their curves and sexy ways. So pack a bag, and come on down, if you can find the time. We just would like to say welcome to Gutfest '89. Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 The festival is on the lake, the hotel's up the block. It's clean, they've got good rates and they've got lots of rooms in stock. Tell them you're here for Gutfest, you'll get ten bucks off per night. Bring your camera and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this right. More girls then you have ever seen are on display right now, Girls with breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow! Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back fat, It's safe to say more healthy guts then you can shake a stick at. I trooped in, now let the Gutfest begin, It seems like sin, my head's startin' to spin, Thinkin' what I'm about to clock, all stops are being yanked out, I'm knockin' stank out the box, every chance I get, Because I waited and waited, to make this trip. Yeah, one big stupid butt nest, And I'm'a get mine at this Gutfest. Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 You'll see tourists and you'll meet people from all around the world. At last year's fest I kicked it with a real cute Chinese girl. Sometimes after the shows at night, or in the afternoon, Some guts come up and give you skull right in your hotel room. Most nice girls do not give good brain, for others it's a racket. Some guys leave Gutfest out of luck and go home with a packet. Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of gook, Cover girls and model types, girls who've got the look Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany devine, A thick bitch with big legs, yeah, it's Gutfest '89. Gutfest, Gutfest, Gutfest '89, Gutfest, Gutfest Gutfest '89 y'all, crazy guts, crazy guts Gutfest '89, Gutfest, Gutfest, and you don't stop Gutfest, Gutfest, G-f-G-f crazy guts. Yo shmoove, peep this: Posdnuous check it out, check it out Gutfest '89 G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy guts It's just Gutfest '89 G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy guts I got this plan, see, and it involves whipped cream, bananas, One girl stands behind me, the other in front... Well, I never tried this stunt before, but I'll tell you what, We'll bust the cherries, then we'll sprinkle some nuts on top, Then we'll do the splits. Now what have we got? G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy guts Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of gook, Cover girls and model types, girls who've got the look A red bone with good muscle tone, a young cocoa delight, Wood-panel brown girl who is down, more game then Icy Mike, Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany devine, A thick bitch with big legs, it's Gutfest '89. Ah yeah, Gutfest, Gutfest, Gutfest Gutfest Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89 |
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Listen while they're comin' man hurry up
With the party dog, shh, be quiet Enter a new dimension, can't you feel the tension Ever heard the word prevention, well, you really need to pay attention You only need a little bit, so you want another hit? Call emergency on the telephone, you're in the danger zone "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" You're in the zone, when you need another upper You took a slip and goin' out like a sucker Matter of fact, you're more than just slippin' You're way beyond control, you're on a mission You walk right through a wall, to get a twenty, a forty or an eight ball And once you enter this area There ain't nothin scarier, all I wanna say to ya Is just back the Hell up You need to go where they let you do your thing in a cup And you take a diagnosis, you see your boy Shock G wrote this To open up your mind, do you know who I am, deliverer of a rhyme My job is to verbally slay suckers, like an Uzi spray motherfuckers The underground is gonna get ya Now pay attention you're about to enter Into a new dimension, can't you feel the tension I'm sure you heard the word prevention So like I said pay attention, you only need a little bit Ya still want another hit? Even if it's home grown Yo, you're in the danger zone "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" On the corner, I see cocaine addicts Givin static and about to go at it And then you hear somebody holler Who was it K? it was Dopefiend Carla She was waitin' on a winner That hoe, every night she has crack for dinner But everybody's basin Even the suckers who are runnin' this nation Yes, I'm pullin' no punches The government gets drugs in bunches Shock G get the nine But don't shoot until I finish my rhyme This zone, makes suckers stop breathin' Sweat bullets drop down to their knees and Start beggin' for your pipe cause you're all in Sometimes you can feel yourself fallin' Into a new dimension, can't you feel the tension? Don't let me forget to mention The underground is puttin' their two cents in What's the matter, feelin' blue? Does this record bother you? If so, you need to leave it alone, you're in the danger zone "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" Caught a red light downtown Freak was on the tip, 'cause my window was down Stuck her head in the car, it was dopefiend carla She said "Can you spare five dollars?", I said, "Hell no" She said "I'm not asking for much" I said bitch, I'd rather give a crippled crab a crutch She said "why you wanna clown me" I said "It's simple, I don't like fiends hangin' round me Can't you see, that you got a disease? You weight sixty six pounds, down from a hundred and three" The light turned green and I was gone She was livin' in the danger zone It's a new dimension, can't you feel the tension You recognize this sound, go on, just put the pipe down What's the matter, feelin' blue? Does this record bother you? If so you need to leave it alone, punk, you're in the danger zone "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" "Just lounge, you're in the danger zone" Uhh, I'm at the 9600 block of Macarthur, apartment a That's a 10, 4, 419, uhh, backup for you is on route to your location, ahh yes, victim I D Young black female, uhh eighteen, she's pregnant You, you, young black female, uhh, eighteen, she's pregnant Apparent crack overdose I'm gonna need backup Apparent crack overdose I'm gonna need backup Apparent crack overdose I'm gonna need backup Apparent crack overdose I'm gonna need backup Nine eleven, nine eleven, nine eleven Uhh, cancel that backup call, we've lost her |
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Well, we're the freaks of the industry.
My man, Money B, Oh my mellow, Shock G The freaks of the industry, And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G Well they say that birds do it, bees do it. [do it] Time to freak, Money B gets to it, Not a heavyweight, but I go twelve rounds, With a jab and a stick, I'm goin' lick for lick, so Give me the helmet, I'll be the stunt man. Just relax, and I won't front. Like Anita, I'm givin' you the best that I've got, And I'll be takin' it slow, never missin' a spot Yes, caressing your back we're chest to chest she's kissing on my freckles. I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck. 'Oh Money B,' yeah, that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin' But it's not a wet dream, it's the real The freaky dog, dark nasty, never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me, Without picking it up, pettin' it, teasin' it, Takin' it on home and pleasin' it Cause we're the freaks of the industry, You's a freak Money B. You got that Shock G The freaks of the industry, And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G. Say you're G'in' [G'in'?] Nobody else is seein' And the freak that you're wit' is in front of you, Bendin' over naked, and she's leanin' on the dresser [Ooh yeah] You're lookin' at her from the rear [Yeah] She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff] Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career, But the X-rated video queen, Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A'ight, here's the scene: You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed, The booty's two feet from your head: Should you: A, take the time to find a condom, B, you walk right over and you pound 'em, C, tell her that you want her love, Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above. So you're freakin' [freakin'], the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin'] She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees. Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound, You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around, 'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound, Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room. The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you, In this situation, what do you do: [What?] A, you, plain and simply, back up off her B, you hit it just a little bit softer, C, you take it out and put it in het butt, Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up: I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door Now they can't see me any more. Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen. There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin'] Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries, Then I go through all the fly positions: My head under her leg under my arm under her toe. She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.' I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it. After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside, And before anybody gets a chance to speak, I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!' Cause we're the freaks of the industry. Aw, you's a freak, G. Yo, you worse Money B. The freaks of the industry, And when you see us backstage, be prepared to G. [You know what man, you's a freak. I seen you with that girl at the hotel after that show last week. And what about that time out there in the park? Shhh, don't tell nobody] It's like this: Now if there's a cure for this, We don't want it, we'll run from it And if there's a remedy, We don't need it, we just eat it. [This is to the ladies: I'm a freak Hey, yo, piano man: take us out of here, man] |
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Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound Well, it's the Underground, You know that we're down with wutchyalike Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight We're gonna say what we like 'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow Would like to just let yourselves go and doowutchyalike Yeah, well tonight's your night Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood And doowutchyalike Yeah, and doowutchyalike, everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, go whereyalike Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class Let's all get together and have a few laughs And do what we like Yeah, and do what we like, yeah And since you came here you gotta show and prove And do that dance, until it don't move Doowutchyalike Sometimes I bite Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat And if you're dirty, then go take a bath Messed up the line? Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please Eat wutch ya like, yo, smell how ya like Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'? Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh (Whatever you like to do, talk how ya like) Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like Homegirls, for once, forget you got class See a guy you like, just grab 'em in the biscuits And doowutchyalike Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown It really doesn't matter, we can all get down And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner Ditch digger or a governor Just doowutchyalike Look how ya like Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected [Incomprehensible] had to be deaf I say what I like Like I said, sometimes we bite Even though you don't think it's right, yo, I like to bite Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong You got to admit, it's a new type of song Doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, go where ya like Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, do who ya like Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Alright, here we go, y'all, doowutchyalike Talk how ya like Drink wutch ya like Grab who ya like Feel wutch ya like Eat wutch ya like Scratch where ya like Itch if ya like Daddy, can I go outside? Huh, go where ya like, kid A brief announcement to all radio DJ's If this record is currently being played at your station We will provide the following time for you To announce your station identification We'd also like to add that we've now reached The three-and-a-half minute mark of this song Radio stations may begin your fade here For those that would like help, we will start your fade for you Now if this record is being played at a club, disco Lounge, house, basement, or block party Car stereo, stoop, or at any other social gathering We will now allow the beat to continue And proceed to give you more of what you like This message has been brought to you by the makers of The Way We Swing, and the Underground Talkhowyalike Posse I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk Daddy, can I eat some ice cream? Look, I told you kid, eat wutch ya like, okay? Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike And since you came here you gotta show and prove And do that dance, until it don't move, and doowutchyalike Like I said, sometimes we bite, now we're all gettin' stupid And actin' a fool, anything that ya really wanna do is cool So, Goldfingers, cut wutch ya like Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat And if you're dirty, then go take a bath And doowutchyalike Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip hop fans And since we're not your average everyday rap band Yo, Piano Man, play how ya like Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool Everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool An' what, wait a minute, wait a minute Don't take your clothes off yet, not yet Wait 'til we get home Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunions Toenails smell and look like onions, don't doowutchyalike Go see a foot doctor tonight Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor A shy girl, or loud like a bama From Connecticut, or from Louisiana Bad table etiquette, too much chatter Very well spoken, or real bad grammar I minority token, a brother in the slammer A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter I need a word that sounds like 'atta' Slipped on a peel of banana, doowutchyalike Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid Once again you got the sound of the Underground Baby Dope is in the house Boy, yea, are we puttin' things in check, Baby D? Too stupid check I'm wit' it, yea, yo Dave Let's show 'em some old school It makes no sense just standin' around Come on everybody, let's all hang out Yeah, and doowutwelike From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime Come on, young ladies, let's have good times And doowutwelike Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance To doowutchyalike? And get that thing packed tonight Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme And doowutchyalike Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike Ooh ooh, ooh ooh Ooh ooh, ooh ooh Ooh ooh, ooh ooh Ooh ooh, ooh ooh I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' End the record how we like |
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It's so real! - It is real!
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[Shock G, singing] Sex packets, a dollar or two Just tell me, how many for you This time... this time... This time... this time... Sex packets, the girl of your dreams Just try one, it's not what it seems There's love... there's love... There's love... there's love... Now it's just sex in a pill It gives me such a thrill, it's nice And it's a guy for a girl, or a girl for a guy Try one tonight Now I just can't wait, till I get home tonight I got three for $10.99 No sex can be safer It's a pill, wrapped in a little piece of paper Real nice Sex packets, a dollar or two Just tell me, how many for you This time... this time... This time... this time... Sex packets, a one or a two I just sell them, I cannot do This love... this love... This love... this love... Oh ohh girl You look so good to me, you're fine And oh ohh girl You whispered in my ear, said "Not tonight" You just won't get with me, and you think that you dissed me But now I can still be gettin busy With any girl I like No more will I ever have to jack it Cause instead, I can just take a packet Real nice Sex packets, a dollar or two Just tell me, how many for you this time This time This time... this time... [Maverick] I'ma give ya what ya heart I'm just givin to your love And I'm feelin what you need Uncntested ecstasy [Shock G] Yeah you got it No, hold it like this Now just put it in your mouth There you go, there you go Just let it hit you baby Sex packets, a dollar or two Just tell me, how many for you This time... this time... This time... this time... [Shock G and Computer Woman] Ahhh, it's like nothing I've ever had It feels so good, so good Ahhh, are you really here? I'm here, it feels good It's so real It is real, ahhh, you like that? Sex packets! [Maverick] I'ma give ya what you heart I'm just feelin what you love And I'm givin til you need Uncontested ecstasy (Yeah, I'm ready to mix you a packet I got your honey proof fresh out my bomber jacket Say you wanna double up? Why don't you make it a threesome, you know I'm hoein) [Maverick and Shock G] I got what you need I got what you need I got what you want And I got what you want Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh No sex can be safer It's just a pill Wrapped in a little piece of paper Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, huhhhahhohhhhh!! [Shock G] Biochemically compacted sexual affection Yeah, I'm equipped to mix you a packet Prescription pills, your favorite tossup in a pill A professional job baby, yeah [Shock G singing] No sex can be safer, it's a pill Wrapped in a (wrapped in a) Wrapped in a little piece of (little piece of) Little piece of, paper! [Shock G and Computer Woman] It's so real It is real |
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Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today? Yo, B, don't be throwin' on my jacket, ok? Cool, just trying to get your attention So you can take a look at this invention Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket [Man, what are these, condoms?] Uh uh: sex packets It's like a pill, you can either chew it up Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup And get this: see the girl on the cover? You black out, and she becomes your lover [You're trippin] no, I'm serious, these are authentic [Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man [Well now you got me curious, I'm kind thinkin bout buyin it] Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it [Well what exactly do I get?] Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33, Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splure an get me a few of these things. How long do they last?] Well it depends, let's see These cheap ones here are ten minutes But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour And these here sell for bout 40 'Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy] Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack It's cool, take a packet fool Biochemically compacted sexual affection Now here, take a look at my selection Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man [OK, I want these two boxes of three And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy And, by the way, I need something for my woman] Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em] Now let me tell you how to take it: Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked Otherwise you're gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean? This is more then just a dream It's very realistic and it's gonna blow your mind So be careful: only take one at a time And never take one behind the wheel You'll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let's make the deal] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10 Just give me a hundred dollars, I'll call it even But don't pull your money out yet, see There's one or two narcs in this area that sweat me Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove] Here's my number, in case you need to reach me again And remember, you need to be as safe as you can There's only one thing safer then using your hand Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man Yeah he's the packet man |
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