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| 3:28 | ||||
She'd brought along the oranges
He'd brought the tea They both brought along a sick-bag just in case The plate of chicken sandwiches Were lovely, they agreed And I watched him spit the bits into her face "Do you love me like you used to?" He sighs "I love you twice as much", she replies They were on the train to Venice, where else? I think tonight I fancy myself I'd rather drink that toast to my own health I think tonight I'd rather love myself And if you drink that drink to your own health I think tonight I'd rather love myself Later in the evening The sun came rolling down And they talked about their fantasies and fears Between the heavy breathing And those lighter licking sounds I heard him whisper this question in her ear "Would you still love me if I lost my legs?" "I'd see that you were loved and you were fed" "I end up in a car crash almost dead" "For richer and for partly severed head" I'd rather drink that toast to my own health I think tonight I'd rather love myself And if you drink that drink to your own health I think tonight I'd rather love myself The neighbors ask them out but they flatly refuse "We're saving up for a world-wide cruise" With a choice between a loneliness and love sick QE2's Well, tonight I choose self-abuse A four-pack in the fridge A good book on the shelf I think tonight I'd rather love myself |
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| 3:19 | ||||
This is my life and this is how it reads For every chapter, a thousand memories A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease Diary entry 9th of May '62 We've had some ugly babies but none were quite like you Diary entry '62 end of May It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay They're here to stay, they're here to stay If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking I'm a failure You are, you are And if I seem half-hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted And I'm a failure You are, you are, you are (I am) You are, you are, you are (I am) This is my life and this is how it reads A documentary that nobody believes Albert Steptoe in 'Gone with the Breeze' Mother played by Peter Beardsley, father by John Cleese Diary entry '68 end of the year A cardboard Apollo 6 has given the all clear 11th December '68 Captain's log Proposed trip to Mars is cancelled due to fog It's due to fog, it's due to fog If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking I'm a failure You are, you are And if I seem half-hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted And I'm a failure You are, you are, you are (I am) You are, you are, you are (I am) This is the play, it was I who wrote the script Terry meets June in 'Tales from the Crypt' It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped They later found him scolding a banana Diary entry 10th of April '89 The world is going mad but me I'm doing fine I'm doing fine Back to bed, back to reality |
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| 5:06 | ||||
Don't whisper love and dream of wedding bells Don't do all the talking, let love speak up itself Let love speak up itself So when you feel a little tatty and unhappy with your face Let it breathe into us and put you back in place Let it breathe, let it breathe From the day it came into us till the day it wants to leave For it will, it will go And it will not say goodbye just like it didn't say hello There will not be a send-off, a funeral or mass Just a pathetic little vodka from a dirty little glass 'To the world's greatest mum From the oldest swinger in town' Let love speak up itself Let love speak up itself Let it rise up in the morning and take us for that walk Let it do the talking when we're too tired to talk When we're too tired to talk And when you feel unhappy that I'm not the one I was Let love rot inside and let love palm you off Let it rot, let it rot Let it take your feelings and tie them in a knot In a knot, in a knot Let it take your feelings and tie them in a knot Hang them from a cleaver and say 'Look what we've got A man and a woman and guess what they forgot' 'To the world's greatest mum From the oldest swinger in town' Let love speak up itself |
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| 3:25 | ||||
(Heaton/Rotheray)
I should've kept my eyes shut But I had to go and peep But when you saw what I saw Well, it's hard just to roll back to sleep I would've kept my eyes shut But I thought I heard you scream And I've a penchant for violence You don't seem to find in a dream The scene a little clearer My father with a rope And in the cage, centre-stage It's mother who's destined to choke And she choke and we choke On the words that we wish we'd not spoke Just when you felt you had someone to trust Out comes the man with the dagger and cloak I should've read the novels Believed every word But the stories they wrote Were so different to ones that I'd heard I should've kept my eyes shut My mouth should've closed But the mixture of vomit and blood Just crept up through my nose It became a little clearer As soon as I awoke My father stands with rope in hand A screaming mother kneels in hope And she hope and we hope That me words that she said won't provoke A smile is removed and a petal is crushed What once was a laugh has turned into a joke You should've kept your mouth shut ------------- Lyrics Powered by LyricFind Written By PAUL HEATON, DAVE ROTHERAY <i>Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group</i> |
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| 3:14 | ||||
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| 5:17 | ||||
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| 3:00 | ||||
I need a little time To think it over I need a little space Just on my own I need a little time To find my freedom I need a little... Funny how quick the milk turns sour Isn't it, isn't it Your face has been looking like that for hours Hasn't it, hasn't it Promises, promises turn to dust Wedding bells just turn to rust Trust into mistrust I need a little room To find myself I need a little space To work it out I need a little room All alone I need a little... You need a little room for your big head Don't you, don't you You need a little space for a thousand beds Won't you, won't you Lips that promise - fear the worst Tongue so sharp - the bubble burst Just into unjust I've had a little time To find the truth Now I've had a little room To check what's wrong I've had a little time And I still love you I've had a little... You had a little time And you had a little fun Didn't you, didn't you While you had yours Do you think I had none Do you, do you The Freedom that you wanted bad Is yours for good I hope you're glad Sad into unsad I had a little time To think it over Had a little room To work it out I found a little courage To call it off I've had a little time I've had a little time I've had a little time I've had a little time |
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| 2:04 | ||||
(Heaton/Rotheray)
Here he comes - Mother's Pride With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side Here he comes Mother's Pride With a headful of 'get your laces tied' and 'woe betide' With a year's supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks It's no surprise at all, at ad the friends he makes His stomach aches he's Mother's Pride He's presentable, well looked after He's domestically disastrous He's adorable - Mother's Pride Here he comes - Father's Pride With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide Here he comes - Father's Pride He's showing all the kids his tickets for ringside He'll always roam the yard looking for a fight He'll pick on all the kids who're twice his height He's the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night Teacher's Blight - Father's Pride He's the image of his Dad Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad He's never sad - Father's Pride Here he comes Mother's Pride Here he comes Father's Pride Here he comes Mother's Pride Father's Pride His Mother's Pride ------------- Lyrics Powered by LyricFind Written By PAUL HEATON, DAVE ROTHERAY <i>Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group</i> |
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| 3:46 | ||||
(Heaton/Rotheray)
Tables turned over and curtains ripped Bottles uncollected, collected here Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do It's a crazy little world without you I went to see a doctor and she said 'Yes, go ahead' 'Throw yourself into the sea' I wrote a will for my friends And this is how it read 'Me, me, me, me, me, me, me' No friends, everything for me, me, me No friends, just me, just me Fleet Street was a very funny place Home to the mad and the corrupt What would you say if I told you today I'd made this whole story up? I made this whole story up ------------- Lyrics Powered by LyricFind Written By PAUL HEATON, DAVE ROTHERAY <i>Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group</i> |
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| 3:06 | ||||