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| 2:58 | ||||
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| 3:47 | ||||
Well we are talking about late night and early morning low clouds
With a chance of fog, chance of showers into the afternoon With variable high cloudiness and gusty winds Gusty winds at times around the corner of sunset and Alvarado Yeah I know things are tough all over When the thunder storms start increasing over the southeast And south central portions of my apartment, I get upset And a line of thunderstorms was developing in the early morning I was ahead of a slow moving cold front, cold blooded With, with tornado watches issued shortly before noon Sunday For the areas including, the western region of my mental health And the northern portions of my ability to deal rationally with my Disconcerted precarious emotional situation It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar theater On a Saturday night Flash flood watches covered the southern portion of my disposition There was no severe weather well into the afternoon Except for kind of a lone gust of wind in the bedroom In a high pressure zone Covering the eastern portion of a small suburban community With a 1034 millibar high pressure zone And a weak pressure ridge extending from my eyes down to my cheek 'Cause since you left me baby, put the vice grips on my mental health Well the extended outlook for an indefinite period of time Until you come back to me baby It is high tonight, low tomorrow, and precipitation is expected That wraps up the weather for this evening Now back to the 11 o'clock news I'm enjoying this fish bag ain't got none on me |
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| 2:17 | ||||
4. |
| 3:48 | ||||
It was upon a foggy night, an abandoned road
In a twilight mirror mirage With no indication Of any kind of service station Or an all night garage, I was misinformed I was misdirected 'cause the interchange Never intersected leaving me marooned Beneath a bloodshot moon All upon a foggy night, foggy night All upon a foggy night, it's kind of an abandoned road Blurred brocade collage Is that a road motel? I can't really tell You got to tell me is that a vacancy lodge There's no consolation What kind of situation To be aimlessly skewed Amidst a powder blue? No tell tail light clue [Incomprehensible] is like a spell you spin This precarious pandemonium [Incomprehensible] I'm stranded, all upon a foggy night Like a sweet thick [Incomprehensible] or a Broadway arcade Heads you win, tails I loose and ramblin' and gamblin' All upon a foggy night, foggy night Foggy night, foggy night You got to fight [Incomprehensible] on my personality All upon a foggy night, all upon a foggy night All upon a foggy night, on a foggy night All upon a foggy, all upon a foggy night |
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| 1:53 | ||||
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| 4:19 | ||||
nighthawks at the diner of Emma's 49er, there's a rendezvous of strangers around the coffee urn tonight all the gypsy hacks, the insomniacs now the paper's been read now the waitress said eggs and sausage and a side of toast coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy chile in a bowl with burgers and fries what kind of pie? In a graveyard charade, a late shift masquerade 2 for a quarter, dime for a dance with Woolworth rhinestone diamond earrings, and a sideway's glance and now the register rings and now the waitress sings (chorus) the classified section offered no direction it's a cold caffeine in a nicotine cloud now the touch of your fingers lingers burning in my memory I've been 86ed from your scheme I'm in a melodramatic nocturnal scene I'm a refugee from a disconcerted affair as the lead pipe morning falls and the waitress calls (chorus |
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| 3:02 | ||||
8. |
| 3:59 | ||||
Oh it's just kind of little anthem here
All my friends are married Every Tom and Dick and Harry You must be strong to go it alone Here's to the bachelors and the Bowery bums And those who feel that they're the ones Who are better off without a wife I been sleepin' until the crack of noon Midnight howlin' at the moon Goin' out when I want to, and I'm comin' home when I please I don't have to ask permission if I want to go out fishing And I never have to ask for the keys I never been no Valentino But I had a girl who lived in Reno Left me for a trumpet player didn't get me down He was wanted for assault Though he said it weren't his fault You know the coppers rode him right out of town I been sleepin' until the crack of noon Midnight howlin' at the moon Goin' out when I want to, comin' home when I please Don't have to ask permission if I want to go out fishing Never have to ask for the keys They say I'm kind of selfish about my privacy Now as long as I can be with me We get along so well I can't believe I love to chew the fat with folks I have been listenin' to all your dirty jokes I'm so thankful for these friends I do receive I been sleepin' until the crack of noon Midnight howlin' at the moon Goin' out when I want to, comin' home when I please Don't have to ask permission if I want to go out fishing Never have to ask for the keys, no Yeah, I got this girl, I know man this She been married several times I don't want to end up like her I mean she been married so many times She got bright sparks all over her face Yeah you know the kind |
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9. |
| 11:30 | ||||
10. |
| 0:56 | ||||
11. |
| 5:21 | ||||
One of those nights
Warm beer and cold women, no I just don't fit in Every joint I stumbled into tonight that's just how it's been All these double knit strangers with gin and vermouth And recycled stories in the Naugahyde booths With the platinum blonds, tobacco brunettes I'll be drinkin' to forget you, I'll lite another cigarette And the band's playin' something by Tammy Wynette And the drinks are on me tonight All my conversations now I'll just be talkin' about you baby Borin' some sailor as I try to get through I just want him to listen now, I said that's all you have to do He said, "I'm better off without you" until I showed him my tattoo And now the moon's rising ain't got no time to lose Time to get down to drinking tell the band to play the blues Drinks are on me, I'll buy another round At the last ditch attempt saloon Warm beer, cold women, I just don't fit in Every joint I stumbled into tonight that's just how it's been All these double knit strangers with gin and Vermouth Receeding hairlines in the Naugahyde booths With the platinum blonds, tobacco brunettes I'll just be drinking to forget you baby, I'll lite menthol cigarette And the band's playing somethin' by Johnnie Barnett And the last ditch too soon |
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| 0:48 | ||||
13. |
| 7:35 | ||||
I guess things were always kinda quiet around Putnam County
Kinda shy and sleepy as it clung to the skirts of the 2-lane That was stretched out like an asphalt dance floor Where all the old timers in bib jeans and store bought boots Were hunkerin' down in the dirt to lie about their lives And the places that they'd been And they suck on Coca Colas and be spittin' days work Until the moon was a stray dog on the ridge and And the taverns would be swollen until the naked eye of 2 A.M. And the Stratocaster slung over the Burger meister Beer Guts Swizzle stick legs jackknifed over naughahyde stools And the witch hazel spread out over the linoleum floors Pedal pushers stretched out over midriff bulge And the coiffed brunette curls over Maybelline eyes Wearing Prince Machiavelli, Estee Lauder, smells so sweet And I elbowed up at the counter with mixed feelings over mixed drinks As Bubba and the Roadmasters moaned in pool hall concentration And, and knit their brows to cover the entire Hank Williams songbook whether you like it not And the Old National register was singing to the tune of 57 dollars and 57 cents And then its last call, one more game of 8 ball Bernice will be putting the chairs on the tables Someone come in say "Hey man, anyone got Any Jumper Cables, is that a 6 or 12 volt?" And all the studs in town would toss 'em down And claim to fame as they stomped their feet Yeah, boastin' about being able to get more ass than a toilet seat And the GMC's and the Straight 8 Fords were coughin' and wheezin' And they perculated as they tossed the gravel underneath the fenders Weave home a wet, slick anaconda of a 2-lane Tire irons and a crowbars a-rattlin', with a tool box and a pony saddle You're grinding gears, shiftin' into first Yeah and that goddamn tranny's just gettin' worse With the melodies of 'See ya laters' and screwdrivers on carburettors Talkin' shop about money to loan and palominos and strawberry roans See you tomorrow, hello to the Mrs. With money to borrow and goodnight kisses As the radio spit out Charlie Rich Man and he sure can sing that son of a bitch And you weave home, yeah, weavin' home Leavin' the little joint winking in the dark, warm, narcotic American night Beneath a pin cushion sky, it's home to toast and honey Gotta startup the Ford, yeah, your lunch money's right over there On the drainin' board, and the toilet's runnin' Ah, Christ shake the handle and the telephone's ringin' It's Mrs Randal and where the hell are my goddamn sandals? What do you mean the dog chewed up my left foot? With the porcelain poodles and the glass swans Staring down from the knick knack shelf And the parent permission slips for the kids' field trips And a pair of Muckalucks scraping across the shag carpet And the impending squint of first light And it that lurked behind a weeping marquee in downtown Putnam And they'd be pullin' up any minute now Just like a bastard amber, velveeta yellow cab On a rainy corner and be blowin' its horn, in every window in town |
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| 6:26 | ||||
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| 2:52 | ||||
Nobody, nobody
Will ever love you the way that I loved you Cause nobody’s that strong Love’s bitter sweet, life’s treasure’s deep But no one can keep a love that’s gone wrong Nobody, nobody Gonna love you the way I could Cause nobody’s that strong No nobody’s that strong Nobody, nobody Gonna love you the way I loved you Cause nobody is that strong, yeah You’ve had many lovers, you’ll have many others But they’ll only just break your poor heart in two And nobody, nobody Will love you the way that I could Cause nobody’s that strong, No nobody’s that strong |
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| 0:41 | ||||
17. |
| 6:29 | ||||
Well you see I happened to be back on the east coast
A few years back tryin' to make me a buck Like everybody else, well you know Times get hard and well I got down on my luck And I got tired of just roamin' and bummin' Around, so I started thumbin' my way Back to my old hometown You know I made quite a few miles In the first couple of days, and I Figured I'd be home in a week if my Luck held out this way But you know it was the third night I got stranded, it was out at a cold lonely Crossroads, and as the rain came Pouring down, I was hungry, tired Freezin', caught myself a chill, but It was just about that time that The lights of an old semi topped the hill You should of seen me smile when I Heard them air brakes come on, and I climbed up in that cab where I Knew it'd be warm at the wheel Well at the wheel sat a big man I'd have to say he must of weighed 210 The way he stuck out a big hand and Said with a grin "Big Joe's the name And this here rig's called Phantom 309" Well I asked him why he called his Rig such a name, but he just turned to me And said "Why son don't you know this here Rig'll be puttin' 'em all to shame, why There ain't a driver on this Or any other line for that matter That's seen nothin' but the taillights of Big Joe And Phantom 309" So we rode and talked the better part of the night And I told my stories and Joe told his and I smoked up all his Viceroys as we rolled along He pushed her ahead with 10 forward gears Man that dashboard was lit like the old Madam La Rue pinball, a serious semi truck Until almost mysteriously, well it was the Lights of a truck stop that rolled into sight Joe turned to me and said "I'm sorry son But I'm afraid this is just as far as you go You see I kinda gotta be makin' a turn Just up the road a piece," but I'll be Damned if he didn't throw me a dime as he Threw her in low and said "Go on in there Son, and get yourself a hot cup of coffee On Big Joe" And when Joe and his rig pulled off into The night, man in nothing flat they was Clean outta sight So I walked into the old stop and Ordered me up a cup of mud sayin' "Big Joe's settin' this dude up" but It got so deathly quiet in that Place, you could of heard a pin drop As the waiter's face turned kinda Pale, I said "What's the matter did I say somethin' wrong?" I kinda Said with 8a half way grin. He said "No son, you see It'll happen every Now and then. You see every driver in Here knows Big Joe, but let me Tell you what happened just ten years Ago, yea it was ten years ago Out there at that cold lonely crossroads Where you flagged Joe down, and There was a whole bus load of kids And they were just comin' from school And they were right in the middle when Joe topped the hill, and could Have been slaughtered except Joe turned his wheels, and He jackknifed, and went Into a skid, and folks around here Say he gave his life to save that bunch Of kids, and out there at that cold Lonely crossroads, well they say it Was the end of the line for Big Joe and Phantom 309, but it's Funny you know, cause every now and then Yea every now and then, when the Moon's holdin' water, they say old Joe Will stop and give you a ride, and Just like you, some hitchhiker will be Comin' by" "So here son," he said to me, "get Yourself another cup of coffee, it's on the House, you see I want you to hang on To that dime, yea you hang on to that Dime as a kind of souvenir, a Souvenir of Big Joe and Phantom 309" |
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| 5:13 | ||||