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My mommy told me
If I were goody That she would buy me A rubber dolly I got some energy to burn It makes me jumpy and nervous But I'm too damn old to join the military service Hup two three four I got to hit my baby on a Saturday night You know the devil made me do it I know it wasn't right Like a loco mosquito 'Round and 'round and 'round Igo And when I'm hungry Down I go Please Mr. Custer I don't wanna go And spend my night in a bar with some stupid dodo I'm sick of hanging 'round with old transvestites They stare at my rubbers It makes me uptight And here I go In love again Here I go-oh wo wo Like a loco mosquito I got some energy to burn But you always want to tap it You're busy sucking on my gas tank Before I can tap it Like a loco mosquito 'Round and 'round and 'round Igo And when I'm hungry Down I go Loco Mosquito |
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We're seeking employment
We're ready and strong Knockin' 'em down in the city We're knockin' 'em down We don't care where they fall Knockin' 'em down in the city And we don't care what your name is We're only here to knock 'em down We're coming to your house to state our appeal Knockin' 'em down in the city It doesn't take long 'cause the message is clear Knockin' 'em down in the city You can change situations Go ahead and knock 'em down The world has its problems but I can't see how Knockin' 'em down in the city I want expression and I get it now Knockin' 'em down in the city And I don't care what your name is I'm only here to knock 'em down Are you ready Are you ready to knock 'em down |
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I'm bored.
I'm the chairman of the bored, I'm lengthenin' my log, I'm livin' like a dog. I'm bored. I bore myself to sleep at night, I bore myself in broad daylight, 'Cause I'm bored, Just another slimey bore. I'm free to bore my well-bought friends, And spend my cash until the end, 'Cause I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm the chairman of the board. I'm sick, I'm sick of all my kicks, I'm sick of all the stiffs, I'm sick of all the dips, I'm bored. I bore myself to sleep at night, I bore myself in broad daylight 'Cause I'm bored, I'm bored, Just another dirty bore. All right doll-face, Come on and bore me. I am sick, I am sick of all my kicks, I am sick of all the stiffs, I'm sick of all the dips, I'm sick. I'm sick when I go to sleep at night, I'm still sick in the broad daylight, 'Cause I'm bored!, I'm bored, I'm the chairman of the... bored! |
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Tell me a story
What must I do to take a holiday show me a bill that they can make me pay tell me a story and maybe I'll believe it Me I'm just a lucky guy Young and free too hard to cry Lorna from my school she's 21 She's good looking and a married girl so tell me a story tell me stories and man I ain't complaining Me I'm just a lucky guy Young and hard too tough to cry Standing in a show the lights ain't low they're shining down on me and I like, I like it just like I like I like it I'm taking like I find it What did they do to chill the joy away what did they do to say you had to pay and pay and pay Tell me stories you know I never can believe them never ever Me I'm just a lucky guy I'm young and free too dumb to cry What must I do to take a holiday show me a bill that they can make me pay tell me a story and maybe I'll believe it Me I'm just a lucky guy I'm Young and free too hard to cry |
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I'm healthy as a horse
Ahh, but everything is spinnin' And if I use a gun I'm sure to go to prison I'm stubborn as a mule and nobody breaks my rules Ahh, but nothin' comes my way. I've got a hard-ass pair of shoulders I've got a love you can't imagine Yeah, and what I got I double I swear I'm keepin' out of trouble. I'm lookin' for one new value I'm lookin' for one new value but nothing comes my way. We live in the same world.. We were young in the 20th century... Ahh, but nothin' comes my way. |
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I love girls
There all over this world Hah! Like to look at ya Well I'm gonna tell you about girls. They're all over this world Some have beautiful shapes I wanna live to be ninety-eight Yeah, somebody to talk to And I like to look at you Yeah, somebody to talk to And I love to look at you 'Cause you're a real fine girl Last week in Paree I was hanging down with Suzee That crazy French magazine She turned me backwards to a new scene 'Cause she was somebody to talk to And to tell my troubles to She was somebody that's so fine Worth my looking in to She's a beautiful girl, girl, girl Summertime Oh, and the living is easy The girls are jumping And the cotton is high Your daddy is rich And your mama's good looking So hush little baby And don't you cry 'Cause you're a real fine girl |
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Yeah, I like it
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! I'm only five foot one I got a pain in my neck I'm looking up in the city What the hell what the heck I stare at the concrete The girders eye high The steel's above me There's love in my eyes And I'm doing the things A five foot one man can do I'm only five foot one I got a pain in my heart All the night I'm working In the amusement park With a bottle of aspirin A sack full of jokes I wish I could go home With all the big folks And I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be Anything Ugh! Aie! Aie! Aie! Ugh! I'm only five foot one Unless the time has come I won't grow anymore Anymore, anymore, anymore 'Till I'm losing my head I'm checkin' it twice I'm gonna find out who's naughty and nice And I'm doing the things a five foot one man can do I wish life could be Swedish magazines (x3) I wish life could be Yeah, I wish life could be Oooooooooohhh I wish life could be I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be Swedish magazines I wish life could be I won't grow anymore (x3) Anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore I'm only five foot one (x3) I'm five foot one |
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Sooner or later baby
I'm gonna squeeze you just like a tomato Sonner or later baby I'll probably peel you like some old potato Just give me some pleasure It's my life Sooner or later baby I'm gonna bleed you Sooner or later baby You're gonna feel something for me Just give me some pleasure It's my life I gotta do that I gotta do that Just give me some pleasure It's my life Just give me pleasure I got no wife Just give me pleasure I got no wife It's my pleasure I got no wife It's my pleasure That's what I'm living for I gotta do that I gotta do that Pleasure Pleasure Give me some pleasure please Pleasure Give me some pleasure please I'm gonna squeeze you like tomato I'm gonna peel you like a what? LIke a potato It's my life It's just my life It's just my life |
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