This number's bein' especially played And dedicated to all of the women From all of the men
You see you women have a good thing goin' But we hip to ya now
You take two or three pieces And go down to the laundromat An' take ya eight hours to wash 'em No good!
We gonna buy ya washers and dryers And we're gonna put ya at home in the basement And we gonna kick the door down that goes to the basement While we can hear the washer when it stop
And baby, baby, baby, when that washer stop You better be though Or you better have a darn good explanation!
Don't you go get whupped all on the toenails We're gonna raise your eye lashes and whup ya some And if ya run fast enough We're gonna whup ya on the bottom of the feet
Ain't that right men? Speak up for yourself! (yeah, yeah)
There will be no more goin' to the laundromat Puttin' your clothes in there And gettin' your girlfriend keep her eye on it While you step out the back door
You better take my advise You might need it on your vacation this summer I'd hate to see ya come up with a leg screwed off Or a eye punched out Yeah!
Whoa! yeah, yeah!
I know you don't know it babe (yeah, yeah, yeah) But things look bad for you Hey, I know you don't know it babe But I'm gonna keep a close eye on you
Well, ev'ry time you go to the laundromat, baby I want you to know, I want you to know That I'll be there too!
I went to work this mo'nin' My foreman looked me in the eye He said, "Fella I don't know what's wrong with ya, But you look sick enough to die"
He sent me to the company doctor And he examined from head to toe "Whatever's wrong with ya, young man, My x-rays just won't show"
I say, angel of mercy Won't you please look down on me? Angel of mercy A little mercy is all I need
The finance company They just don't receive my check They say they want a payment by Friday Or they want all-a the furniture back
I went to the credit union To try to get myself a loan They said, "I would let ya have it young man, But we hear that you won't be workin' here much longer
Angel of mercy Won't you please look down on me? Oh, angel of mercy A little mercy is all I need
Lord have mercy! Oh angel! Oh!
Oh!
Cut my lights off this mo'nin' They set my furniture out doors I was listenin' to the weatherman 'while ago An' he's says it's gonna rain an'snow
My daughter's got pneumonia An' my son is down with the flu My whole family's sufferin' from malnutrition And I can't even 'fford them soup
I say, angel of mercy Won't you please look down on me? Oh, angel of mercy A little mercy is all I need
For the love of a woman A man will do most anything For a love of a woman A man will do most anything Make him steal from his mother Just to buy her a diamond ring
Well I love you, baby Like a schoolboy love his pie Well I love you, baby Like a schoolboy love his pie
Well I love you so much, darlin' You make me wanna cheat an' lie
I've been lovin' you, baby Ever since I don't know when I've been lovin' you, baby Ever since I don't know when Oh, I love ya so much, darlin', yeah That I'm comin' right back again Come on!