Out here in the country, where the weather gets so mean She thinks about the places, that she ain't never seen She knows that she's married but she can't remember why And she wonders what it might feel like, with some other guy And though she's hotter than an oven, just to fill your lovin' cup If a man answers, you better hang up
You better hang up You better hang up You better hang up You better hang up
You're from New York City, where they don't say no prayers Anything goes and nobody cares And the country girl might thrill ya, but you better pass her by 'Cause her ol' man love to kill ya for the look that's in your eye And though you're hotter than an oven just to fill her lovin' cup If a man answers, you better hang up
You better hang up You better hang up You better hang up You better hang up
Oh it's cold and lonely here In this telephone booth There's three sides to every story, baby There's yours and there's mine and the cold, hard truth
I think there's somethin' missin' 'round here I don't know where it's gone But it's a long way back home
The heat don't work The toaster don't work The car don't work I guess I know why
This house don't work And this dream don't work no more Lover neither do you and I
I fall asleep with colors flyin' Over sand and foam But it's a long way back home (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-doo-don-day Sha-la-la-la)
BRIDGE: I know your heart is breaking Maybe my heart's breaking, too
But it's a long way back home (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-doo-don-day Sha-la-la-la) But it's a long way back home (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-doo-don-day Sha-la-la-la) But it's a long way back home (Sha-la-la-la-la-la-doo-don-day Sha-la-la-la) (fades)
When the hot September sun down in Texas Sucked the streams bone dry Turned to roads to dust In the sleepy little towns down in Texas, the shades are all pulled down; the streets are all rolled up. And the only thing that breaks the silence Are the trucks a-passin' by Late at night on the front porch swing You can hear their mournful sigh And the lonesome whippoorwill cries to the stars above He was callin' out for his lady love She's been gone so long
I was just talkin' to the moon Hopin' someday soon that I'd be over The memory of you-too hard to hold
And the wind across the plains Is all that now remains And the night shakes loose the names But they never quite go back the way they came
So, good-bye rodeo It's a long, funny way for men to go Never change Never change at all
I was just talkin' to the moon Hopin' someday soon that I'd be over The memory of you- too hard to hold on
I was just talkin' to the moon Hopin' someday soon that I'd be over the Memory of you
I make my living off the evening news Just give me something, something I can use People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry
Well, I could've been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around
We got the bubble-headed bleach-blonde who comes on at five She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on You don't really want to know just how far it's gone Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down) (Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down) (Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down) (Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around)
Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry
We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry
(Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down)...
Like every young man, I had some things that I wanted to say Ere I could begin, you know the world got in my way
Oh Lilah, to sleep like a baby To open the window and feel the fair wind Oh Lilah, to sleep like a baby again We spend so much time weeping and wailing and shaking our fists Creating enemies that really don't exist
Oh Lilah, to sleep like a baby- To open the window and feel the fair wind Oh Lilah, to sleep like a baby again
All these comings and goings that cut like a knife These small, simple pleasures that make up a life A man needs a home, and a child, and a wife to always be there-always
After I'm gone, there are some things that I know I will miss The taste of your mouth; the smell of the perfume on your wrist Oh, Lilah, the fields lie fallow Whate'r ye sow, so shall ye reap The river's still shallow But the river's bed is dark and deep Oh Lilah, the fields lie fallow Whate'r ye sow, so shall ye reap Oh Lilah, this ground we hallow Is ours to tend, but not to keep
Too-rah loo-rah loo-rah Lilah Too-rah loo-rah loo-rah lay Now, while all the streets are silent Take my hand and come away Too-rah loo-rah loo-rah Lilah Too-rah loo-rah loo-rah lay
Oh they tell me of a land far beyond the skies Oh they tell me of a home far away Oh they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise Oh they tell me of an unclouded day
Refrain: Oh the land of cloudless day Oh the land of an unclouded day Oh they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise Oh they tell me of an unclouded day
Oh they tell me of a home where my friends have gone Oh they tell me of that land far away Where the tree of life in eternal bloom Sheds its fragrance through the unclouded day
Refrain
Oh they tell me of the King in his beauty there And they tell me that mine eyes shall behold Where he sits on the throne that is whiter than snow In that city that is made of gold
Refrain Oh they tell me that He smiles on his children there And His smile drives their sorrows away And they tell me that no tears ever come again In that lovely land of unclouded day