Chris Rock - Bigger & Blacker (1999) by Chris Rock (보컬) on maniadb.com

(feat. Lil' Kim)

[All snippets of Monica's +responses+ are Lil' Kim record samples]

[Chris Rock]
Thanks for the interview Monica
Now Monica, everyone seems to think they know ALL there is to know
about Monica Lewinsky -- but Monica, could you tell us one thing
that people would be surprised to know about you?

I used to be scared of the dick; now I throw lips to the shit
Handle it, like a real bitch..

[Chris Rock]
Very interesting! Now Monica, there seems to be a lot of demands
on your time. Could you tell us what a quiet evening with
Monica Lewinsky would be like?

Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons..

[Chris Rock]
Hmm, sounds like fun!
Now Monica, who were your role models?

Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches..

[Chris Rock]
Now in the transcript, you refer to the President as Butthead
Did the President have any nicknames for you?

Poon-poon nanny-nanny, punanni danni..

[Chris Rock]
Ahh, cute!
Now Monica, you and the President had a lot of phone sex.
What was the one thing that you would say to the President
that would make him acheive orgasm?

Before you nut, I'ma dribble down your buttcheek
Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little..

[Chris Rock]
Now Vernon Jordan helped you get a job
What's the first thing you said when you met Vernon Jordan?

It's on nigga what? Pussy greased up
Stack the G's up, keeps the knees up..

[Chris Rock]
So are you saying you had an affair with Vernon Jordan too?

I made my intro, gettin fucked in the Pinto..

[Chris Rock]
Monica you appear to be having sex with everybody
How do the interns treat you?

They be suckin blackberry molasses out my asses..

[Chris Rock]
Now now that we're on it, how come you never had sex with Al Gore?

I got no patience for little dick tastin..

[Chris Rock]
What about Ken Starr?

He be lookin fruity, but you still can eat the booty..

[Chris Rock]
Now Monica, do you have any regrets about your relationship
with the President?

Somethin I wanted, but I never was pushy
The motherfucker never ate my pussy..

[Chris Rock]
Hey, here's the President right now, Bill Clinton!
Now Mr. President, before we go,
is there anything you'd like to say to Monica Lewinsky?

[Eazy-E sample]
Bitch shut the fuck up!
Get the fuck out of here!

Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage
And right now Deja Vu
It's time for the Deja Vu
One for two
Buy one, get two table dances
Now you know what to do
Fellas, here come the ladies
Here come the ladies

Hey baby, hey baby
Hey light-skinned
Light-skinned, light-skinned sister
Won't you come here
Come on over here
And give a brotha
Give a brotha a dance
Uh, I already got a customer

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Dark-skinned sister, dark-skinned sister
Why don't ya come here, come 'er here give a brotha a dance
Come on give a brotha a dance, come give a brotha a dance
My shift is over
Well why don't you work some overtime then?
Shit
Okay, I understand ya shit

Hey baby, come here, come here
Won't ya give a brotha a dance
Come here, come here
Come here, cornrowed sister
Cornrowed sister, give a brotha a dance
Give a brotha a dance
I'm a waitress
Oh okay, okay

Damn!
What am I glass?
I think I'll sing
Ladies of Deja Vu
What must I do to get with you?
I got a role of twenties buried in my pants
So here's one little question that I'd like to ask

Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang

I been workin' all week, for the money I got
Lookin' for a place to bend this nut
In attendin' in my Benzo
Lookin' for a place to find some mackin' hoes
But that shit don't thrill me
So I head to the mad city to get on, G
I don't dance just start fun
I'm lookin' for a place that gonna move some

Know what I'm sayin'? Know what I'm talkin' about?
The type of bitch that turn the party out
I met a bitch named Dynasty
With so much back, she made a blind man see
What's really happenin'?
Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin'
Now I don't need romance, all I need to know is

Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang
Can a nigga get a table dance?
Shake it up! Shake it up! Woo! Shake that thang

I'll give you a table dance
But you're white
And you're cute
This is a great table dance
Hey, you like that?
I love it!
This table dance makes me wanna
Makes me wanna sing

(feat. BizMarkie)

[BizMarkie]
Yes indeed people
This is me and my man
And this is OUR rendition of this, Rolling Stones classic
And it go like this..

[Biz: singing]
I just wanna get a table dance
Every sister in the place won't give me a chance
Strobelight, blow-by, they've been front bout all night
Give me any woman, just as long as she's white

WHITE BITCHES!! How come you look so good?
WHITE BITCHES!! Do shit no sister would!
I sho' like some milk
Milk is NATURAL baby
As we continue on, I'ma tell you how much I LIKE my white woman baby
So check it out, WOWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Halle and Tyra just put me to sleep
Give me Sharon Stone, Pamela Lee and Meryl Streep
Go tell Oprah that I know what I like
Give me any woman, just as long as she's white

WHITE BITCHES!! How come you look so good?
WHITE BITCHES!! Do shit no sister would!
Yeah, y'all know what I'm talkin about baby
They so good! Yes indeedy sweetie!
I'm not greedy, I gives to the needy
White woman OWWWWWWW I love ya!

WHITE BITCHES!! How come you look so good?
WHITE BITCHES!! Do shit no sister would!
WHITE BITCHES!! How come you look so good?
Yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh, WHOO!!!!
Do shit no sister would! White bitches sing!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!
How come you look so good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!
Yeahhh baby!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!
WHITE BITCHES!! I'm not talkin bout no REGGIE White
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!
I'm not talkin bout no BARRY White
WHITE BITCHES!! I'm not talkin bout SNAPPY White
I'm talkin bout Vanna White, Bette White, and SNOW White
Yeah, yeah, yeah, WHOO!!

YEAH BAYBEEEEE!
(White bitches, oahahaohhhh, oahahhhhyeahhh)

Hey, how'd you get in here?
You better let the doorknob hitcha befo' me and Chris getcha