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This is the age of machinery,
A mechanical nightmare, The wonderful world of technology, Napalm hydrogen bombs biological warfare, This is the twentieth century, But too much aggravation It's the age of insanity, What has become of the green pleasant fields of Jerusalem. Ain't got no ambition, I'm just disillusioned I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here. My mama said she can't understand me She can't see my motivation Just give me some security, I'm a paranoid schizoid product of the twentieth century. You keep all your smart modern writers Give me William Shakespeare You keep all your smart modern painters I'll take Rembrandt, Titian, Da Vinci and Gainsborough, Girl we gotta get out of here We gotta find a solution I'm a twentieth century man but I don't want to die here. I was born in a welfare state Ruled by bureaucracy Controlled by civil servants And people dressed in grey Got no privacy got no liberty Cos the twentieth century people Took it all away from me. Don't wanna get myself shot down By some trigger happy policeman, Gotta keep a hold on my sanity I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna die here. My mama says she can't understand me She can't see my motivation Ain't got no security, I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here. This is the twentieth century But too much aggravation This is the edge of insanity I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here |
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I'm too terrified to walk out of my own front door,
They're demonstrating outside I think they're gonna start the third world war, I've been to my local head shrinker, To help classify my disease, He said it's one of the cases of acute schizophrenia he sees. Well the milkman's a spy, and the grocer keeps on following me, And the woman next door's an undercover for the K.G.B., And the man from the Social Security Keeps on invading my privacy, Oh there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease. I've got acute schizophrenia, paranoia too, Schizophrenia, schizophrenia, I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose, Acute schizophrenia blues. I'm lost on the river, the river of no return, I can't make decisions, I don't know which way I'm gonna turn, Even my old dad, lost some of the best friends he ever had, Apparently, his was a case of acute schizophrenia too. I got acute schizophrenia, paranoia too, Schizophrenia, schizophrenia, I've got it, you've got it, we can't lose, They're watching my house and they're tapping my telephone, I don't trust nobody, but I'm much too scared to be on my own And the income tax collector's got his beady eye on me, No there ain't no cure for acute schizophrenia disease. No there ain't no cure for Schizophrenia disease. |
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Here's a story about a sinner,
He used to be a winner who enjoyed a life of prominence and position, But the pressures at the office and his socialite engagements, And his selfish wife's fanatical ambition, It turned him to the booze, And he got mixed up with a floosie And she led him to a life of indecision. The floosie made him spend his dole She left him lying on Skid Row A drunken lag in some Salvation Army Mission. It's such a shame. Oh demon alcohol, Sad memories I cannot recall, Who thought I would say, Damn it all and blow it all, Oh demon alcohol, Memories I cannot recall, Who thought I would fall a slave to demon alcohol. Sad memories I cannot recall, Who thought I would fall a slave to demon alcohol. Barley wine, pink gin, He'll drink anything, Port, pernod or tequila, Rum, scotch, vodka on the rocks, As long as all his troubles disappeared. But he messed up his life, went and beat up his wife, And the floosie's gone and found another sucker She's gonna turn him on to drink She's gonna lead him to the brink And when his money's gone, She'll leave him in the gutter, It's such a shame. Oh demon alcohol, Sad memories I cannot recall, Who thought I would say, Damn it all and blow it all, Sad memories I cannot recall, Who thought I would fall, A slave to demon alcohol. |
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Well I woke this morning with a pain in my neck,
A pain in my heart and a pain in my chest, I went to the doctor and the good doctor said, You gotta slow down your life or you're gonna be dead, Cut out the struggle and strife, It only complicates your life. Well I cut down women, I cut out booze, I stopped ironing my shirts, cleaning my shoes, I stopped going to work, stopped reading the news, I sit and twiddle my thumbs cos I got nothing to do, Minimal exercise, To help uncomplicate my life, Gotta stand and face it life is so complicated, Ladi dah di dahdah, ladi dah di dah dah, You gotta get away from the complicated life, son, Life is overrated, life is complicated, Must alleviate this complicated life. Cut out the struggle and strife, It's such a complicated life. Like old Mother Hubbard I got nothin' in the cupboard, Got no dinner and I got no supper, Holes in my shoes, I got holes in my socks, I can't go to work cos I can't get a job, The bills are rising sky high, It's such a complicated life, Gotta stand and face it, Life is so complicated. Ladi dah di dahdah, ladi dah di dah dah Gotta get away from the complicated life, son, Life is overrated, life is complicated, Must alleviate this complicated life. Gotta get away from the complicated life, son, Gotta get away from the complicated life |
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I got a letter this morning with some serious news
that's gone and ruined my day, The borough surveyor's used compulsory purchase to acquire my domain, They're gonna pull up the floors, they're gonna knock down the walls, They're gonna dig up the drains. Here come the people in grey, they're gonna take me away to Lord knows only where, But I'm so unprepared, I got no time to pack and I got nothing to wear, Here come the people in grey, To take me away. Me and my baby gonna get on a train that's gonna take us away, We're gonna live in a tent, we're gonna pay no more rent, we're gonna pay no more rates, We're gonna live in a field, we're gonna buy me gun to keep the policemen away. I'm gonna pass me a brand new resolution, I'm gonna fight me a one man revolution, someway, Gonna beat those people in grey, But here come the people in grey, To take me away. Here come the people in grey, To take me away. People in grey have gone and taken away my right to voice my complaint, Her Majesty's Government have sent me a form, I must complete it today. But it's making me blue, don't wanna tell all my secrets to The people in grey. Gonna pass me a brand new resolution, Gonna fight me a one man revolution, someway, Gonna start my rebellion today. But here come the people in grey, To take me away. Oh, Lord, those people in grey, I gotta get back at those people in grey, Here come the people in grey, To take me away. |
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Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin', And she's always screaming and shouting, And she's always brewing up tea. Grandpappy's never late for his dinner, Cos he loves his leg of beef And he washes it down with a brandy, And a fresh made pot of tea. Chorus: Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea, Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Rosie Lea. If you feel a bit under the weather, If you feel a little bit peeved, Take granny's stand-by potion For any old cough or wheeze. It's a cure for hepatitis, it's a cure for chronic insomnia, It's a cure for tonsillitis and for water on the knee. Chorus Tea in the morning, tea in the evening, tea at supper time, You get tea when it's raining, tea when it's snowing, Tea when the weather's fine. You get tea as a mid-day stimulant You get tea with your afternoon tea For any old ailment or disease For Christ sake have a cuppa tea. Chorus Whatever the situation, whatever the race or creed, Tea knows no segregation, no class nor pedigree It knows no motivations, no sect or organisation, It knows no one religion, Nor political belief. Chorus |
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They took my baby to Holloway jail,
They took my baby, down Holloway jail, She was a lady when she went in, Now she's in jail, and it's giving me hell. She was just succeeding in the city, She was just beginning to excel, And then a spiv named Frankie Simes Led her to a life of crime, And led her on the downward trail. Frankie came home late from work one evening, The C.I.D. were hot on his trail, Frankie promised everything, And then he went and turned her in, She went and took the rap for him, Now she's impaled in Holloway jail. They took my baby, down Holloway jail, They took my baby to Holloway jail, There ain't no pity, there ain't no bail, And she assures me that it's living hell. She was young and ever so pretty, Now she looks so old and pale, She never sees the day, She wastes her life away, Sitting in that prison cell. They took my baby to Holloway jail, They locked my baby in Holloway jail, She was a lady when she went in, Now she's in jail, and it's giving me hell. She's impaled, in Holloway jail. |
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All life we work but work is bore,
If life's for livin' what's livin' for, She lives in a house that's near decay, Built for the industrial revolution, But in her dreams she is far away, In Oklahoma U.S.A. With Shirley Jones and Gordon McRea, As she buys her paper at the corner shop, She's walkin' on the surrey with the fringe on top, 'Cause in her dreams she is far away, In Oklahoma U.S.A., She walks to work but she's still in a daze, She's Rita Hayworth or Doris Day, And Errol Flynn's gonna take her away, To Oklahoma U.S.A., All life we work but work is a bore, If life's for livin' then what's livin' for. |
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He was just a workin' man,
Simple rules and simple plans, Fancy words he didn't understand, He loved with his heart, He worked with his hands. Liberals dream of equal rights, Conservatives live in a world gone by, Socialists preach of a promised land, But old Uncle Son was an ordinary man. Bless you Uncle Son, They won't forget you when the revolution comes. Unionists tell you when to strike, Generals tell you when to fight, Preachers teach you wrong from right, They'll feed you when you're born, And use you all your life. Bless you Uncle Son, They won't forget you when the revolution comes |
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Well I said goodbye to Rosie Rooke this morning,
I'm gonna miss her bloodshot alcoholic eyes, She wore her Sunday hat so she'd impress me, I'm gonna carry her memory 'til the day I die. They'll move me up to Muswell Hill tomorrow, Photographs and souvenirs are all I've got, They're gonna try and make me change my way of living, But they'll never make me something that I'm not. Cos I'm a Muswell Hillbilly boy, but my heart lies in old West Virginia, Never seen New Orleans, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Still I dream of the Black Hills that I ain't never seen. They're putting us in little boxes, No character just uniformity, They're trying to build a computerised community, But they'll never make a zombie out of me. They'll try and make me study elocution, Because they say my accent isn't right, They can clear the slums as part of their solution, But they're never gonna kill my cockney pride. Cos I'm a Muswell Hillbilly boy, But my heart lies in Old West Virginia, Though my hills are not green, I have seen them in my dreams, Take me back to those Black Hills, That I have never seen. |
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Never been anywhere south of the Delaware
Never been through Kalamazu Never been to Timbuktu Living is fantasy, traveling mentally Making up tunes in hotel rooms 'Bout places I've never been to Though I've never crooned under a Kentucky moon I had my dream, Kentucky moon But it's only moon dreams From songs, films and TV But I can visualize what I've never seen But I had my dream, Kentucky moon Route 66 to me is still a mystery And Ohio, too Went Chicago blue down to St. Louie blues(?) Never been anywhere south of the Delaware Never been through Kalamazu Never been to Timbuktu But I can visualize what I've never seen So I sit and dream, Kentucky moon As I sit by a (?) But it's just imagery From songs, films and TV But I can visualize what I've never seen So I sit and dream, Kentucky moon |