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[LL Cool J]
Yeah Funky! Uh Yeah Yo, let me tell you bout a girl named Peg A D.C. haircut and stewardess legs Dressed to kill, her physique is ill Her face belongs on a dollar bill Her boyfriend's down with the M-O-B Drivin around in a 300e Trunk jewelry and all that Talkin bout, "My man can't fall black!" Sippin on cham', diamonds on her hand Takin cash, carryin drugs for her man Drivin around in a kitted up Jetta Under the seat a automatic beretta You know, the whole blase blah of rap Tellin brothers they need to get off the brastrap That's the type of girl she is Word to Miz, she got the full length blue fox, knock you out the box Big rocks, this girl is hype Hobbes The type of girl that cold did son wrong She got the face that you wanna spend money on Her man be smackin her up Yeah, backin her up to the wall, get undressed, where you goin? You ain't playin me out with that hoein Look in the mirror, check the jewels Silly rabbit, you know the rules But he had to leave on another deal So she's out there with sex appeal It's the weekend, time for freakin, she's sneakin outside, tellin her homegirls, we can do the do, with who-ever we want to cause we're the fly girl crew Not knowin her man messed up the money Ridin around, thinkin everything's funny Went in a disco, came outside Somebody pushed her in a beat up ride She had to pay for her man's mistakes They shot her in the head That's the breaks |
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[LL Cool J]
Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress? Am I that old, do I walk like Grady? I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80 Don't you EVER try to rock my house I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse? The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this Now think about it -- can you really come close to this? You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler: the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer [Chorus: LL Cool J] Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) [LL Cool J] You end up, underneath my sneaker You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker You can't believe, the skill and dexterity LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker That's right my brother, you're goin out like Sega {*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude? One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood Sucker MC's really make me sick I'm so bad, I can suck my own {dick} If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out? LOVELY, and that's without a doubt! [Chorus 3/4X] [LL Cool J] Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature and cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers You can't get over -- what's my name, Goofy? You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys and take a pull, cause the buck stops here I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm royalty And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet I'm a one man RIOT, so don't even TRY IT The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again' I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it! [Chorus 1/2] [LL Cool J] But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand Here's a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man (BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)] [cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)] [LL Cool J] Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point I'm tellin you, they're the serious joint I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow My voice is milky with a nice clear flow I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo I'm not a ballplayer, so now Y'KNOW! Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin? And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin? Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up Knahmsayin? That's what time it is, peace [crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY! Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY! |
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[LL Cool J]
Check this I excel, they fell, I said - well, hell L can yell or make em melt like gel I signed the contracts that buils up stacks Play the wall or fall I stand tall you're small in fact step aside, you might get fried by the super technique that the rapper applied As a matter of fact, the impact will distract your attention away, from the rest who say they can mess with Cool J the best of to-day and best cause the rhymes are so funky fresh I'ma attack smack and make em stand back Black strong as cognac I got the knack to rhyme to the rhythm of this, and give em a gift that's swift, other rappers are stiff and don't riff with Mr. Smith, cause that ain't safe I get you wide open like an uncut eighth I write to fight, don't bite, to reach heights The mic makes right, give me the spotlight so I can prove the pen is mightier than the sword LL hard as hell, the lyrical lord The counterfeit misfits that rap had to admit that my rhymes are so dangerous, I need a permit to rap solo, on the microphone MC's -- don't let me catch you alone I'm nitro! Yo, I got the kick of a kettle drum, guaranteed to overcome You're just a minimum, messin with the maximum And when I swung my tongue among the high strung young MC's, they all got done by the legend Every second I'm wreckin not a mistake you'll find, but you can keep checkin out the sound you'll find that it's genuine Bet that you'll rewind this a thousand times You can taste the bass like it's filet-of-sole I leave the microphone full of bullet holes I drop the bomb like I'm in 'Nam and go beyond the normal boundaries of too much harm to MC's, but as they say please I freeze Rhymes like these kill like a disease Tried to fill my shoes, and caught the blues because they get bruised by the rhymes I choose I kill rappers at random, I don't understand em The ones I didn't get, are on a memorandum Lines I recite are spontaneous The nursery rhymes you write, are miscellaneous So pass the crown, bow down and give in I'm the Prince of Rap, that's how we livin Settin milestones on the microphone Empires are overthrown, and I ain't even baritone No joke I spoke then God stroke as Job tried to sweat the style and got soaked Conquered and killed on the microphone MC's -- don't let me catch you alone LL's nitro! Nitro! Yo, flammable -- like gasoline Threatening -- like a guillotine It's like a bad dream when you battle my team I go to every extreme to make MC's scream I'm clever, I last forever, we can do whatever with whoever, whenever, I never ever got rocked, stopped or dropped They got popped, by the hip-hop rock that I concoct I'm so nice yo, flowin with the maestro Murderin and hurtin MC's because I'm nitro The earthquakes'll kill snakes and fakes You can't flake, you made a mistake, give me a break, thanks Now that we're straight and that's clear watch all the big mouths - dissapear Disintergrate, deteriorate, fall I demonstrate, and devestate you all There's no doubt about the fact I turn it out, the wack be on the lookout, LL made a comeback Full of power, I'ma devour I stand tall as a tower, I won't allow a MC to C-O-M-E, C-L-O-S-E Play me long D-I-S-T-A-N-C-E, M-C's On the microphone, I'm nitro! Nitro! Yo (funky) I daze amaze faze blaze and beat em down Nowadays they crave and praise, the funky sound I pound Rhymes I write em in, recite em and then slide em in Order to slaughter comp that start soon as I begin Total domination, across the nation Devestation, cut sensation, it's the invasion of L the Terrible, devestating rhymin wiz I cut through through do and chew, you know what time it is Slick, I get off of kicks, vick your flick Hard as bricks, rock ya sick over the mix The L, L, C, O, O -- L J Period now you know bro! N-I-T-R-O yo go for what you know unless you're dumb cause yo I'm nitro-glycerin listenin and takin notes Icin enticin and slicin throats |
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[Intro: LL Cool J]
Let me tell you somethin' about an a-b-c style The a the b the c the d the e the f the g the h the i the j the k the l the m the n the o the p the q the r the s the t the u the v w, x, y, z, it's bullshit to me [LL Cool J] Rhyme to the rhythm of a or should I give a brother time and move on, you better get another vick to work with - or quit Cause I'm on some ol' L shit Capable of murder but I never committed Takin' no shorts so you better forget it Tracklin' the world on my tone deafen station, taught her Supercalifalistic emcee excutioner Wicked witch, diggin' your ditch givin' ya stitch by stitch, ain't this a bitch Sweeter than lemonade, stronger than a hand-grenade Rhymes are laid, go deeper than a mermaid Louder than a siren, I'm not retirin' Despirin', admirin' the way I'm gettin' fly and I sees ecleptoes and I resent those brothers who slept on, when they shoulda kept on Rollin' with rush it don't get no rougher I stopper, huffer and puffer, a buffer, suffer I was holdin' back the man superior, right? You wanna take my title, yo, you'll be aight You stand below the plateau I stand on You want my faction to put the man on I Shake'n'Bake and break the laws of gravity And if you chew on, you'll get a cavity Cause I'ma giant, and you're a pee-wee And all that LL shit, you can't see me You're cheap and weak, incomplete and off-peak ER-ERM!! Cause it gets no rougher It gets no rougher Yo man, you know how to take the order a-b-c emcee's youknowhatI'msayin'? Yo, cuttin' ain't no joke, yo L, release the juice on 'em [LL Cool J] I release the juice smack dab in your face Do damage, I'm pickin' up the pace My mics' like a torch when I'm walkin' at nighttime straight to the dome, it's like a pipe-line High speed, stronger than Thai-Weed And before you pick up the mic to get fly You need all the dope khaki's that you can feature So I can serve you, you know the procedure Listen to the man intellectualize, visualize Your whole posse gettin' paralysed I don't wanna hear no alibi's, don't apologize ER-ERM-ERM, I 'll put the highs' in your EYES!! The bass in your face, like you ditch the attorney, I'm on the case With rhymes that'll hit ya, get ya and sit ya down The competition is booty get the picture now? Skip the record, my road, to get me-a-go I'm figurin' yo, nigga you know I won't allow, not now, no way, no how any form of disrespect, you better bow Time gets rough to swamp I do it pump in between my jaws adversaries got chomped The cordless mic is my only utensil Lyrics you be runnin', I break 'em like a pencil Cause I'm massive, and you're a small fry You're all in, a stunt, a fall-guy Outta order I smolder blacks to make you SUFFER!! Cause it gets no rougher, it gets no rougher Shut up, the alley cats' got attention to get and drop these L dope lyrics on ya, the beat is pumpin', youknowI'msayin'? Tell 'em [LL Cool J] Let me ask you ask a question... You could take the game of rap and rule it alone Demonstrate many styles on the microphone Build an empire like an African King I had to show Apu Jack the Ripper could swing I'ma rappers nightmare, I crush my opponents There's only one title - I own it Emcee's flip-flop, I bust out the workshop They try to eve'sdrop, goin' to make rock Aerodynamically, it's all automatically the way I jiggly full of originality Shay-shop 'em and stop 'em like a cheetah and an antelope Then I cut 'em like a cantalope - on the table they ain't able, I'm a legend, not a fable, gotta keep it stable Crack your back bone, harder than grimstone Doin' your justice overseein' like a chaporone Huh, on the hip-hop scene, I got shit sewn up like a sewin' machine Eat a rapper like a sandwich, leave 'em in a bandit Crack the stage and leave the audience damaged [Interlude: LL Cool J] Yeah, get funky on that cut, get funky on it (Yo, L, them lyrics is dope man youknowI'msayin'? you better raw sick for years..) this how we do it dogg (...Pump that good man, let's cut us some real, real somethin') Yo, bust this [LL Cool J] I'm kinda like a soldier, see I told ya When I pick up the mic I'ma hold ya captive, a mack-tive, I'll make sure I'll track it L'll speak a cell a sneak as your backs' gettin' weaker I freak the beat and get shieker Rule over King, you're too over-eager You're tryin' to make a move for I'ma prove you're ridiculious I think he was jealous and in the mood for an ass-kickin' When you mess with, the man with the plan mic in his hand and a fresh skit R-O-U-G-H-E-R, ROUGHER!! So here we are Face to face, mic to mic, man to man While your battle ship is sinkin' in quicksand Strappin' to the bottom like a two-ton anchor And break, pull the rope, point blank, I'm a sniper Rapper like a pack, step on 'em like a mack My DJ Cut-Creator scratch a record like a cat E at my side with pride who got a bigger rep Shh... smoke the mic like a cigarette Every puff is rough I pull, kill a bull One toke, your crews' a joke I run through rappers like runnin' through rubber holes is Nigga, I'm comin' up roses Step back - I got the title - bear-witness to a dope recital I've killed many men my friend and I'ma do it again and again and again Cause it gets no rougher [Outro: LL Cool J] YouknowI'msayin'? I'm rulin' this game It don't get no rougher, peace, LL Cool J |
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I was at the mall sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall takin' a break Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings Baby hair and bodies built to swing That's when I seen her Her name was Tina Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina I said "How you doin' my name's Big L Don't ask me how I'm livin' 'cause yo I'm living swell But then again I'm livin' kind of foul 'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl" To make a long story short, I got the digits Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her Layin' like a king on sheets of satin That's what time it is, you know what's happenin' She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in And said to her with a devilish grin... TINA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But TINA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you TINA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But TINA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you I went to the high school about three o'clock To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin' Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin' Girls all over, the kind I adore I felt like a kid in a candy store That's when I seen her Her name was Brenda She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember I said to my man, "Stop the jeep" She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep I kicked the bass like an NFL punter And scoped the booty like a big game hunter I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire" I put the big booty on a bearskin rug She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin' You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button" I circled it and teased it and made her squeal Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies Tina busted in my house while I was eatin' You know what I said Too bad you caught me cheatin', but... BRENDA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But BRENDA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you BRENDA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But BRENDA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are" I paid it no attention, I walked inside Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride I walked in the place, everybody was lookin' And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin' I sat down to eat, ordered my food I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude But I'll take you on a platter" She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa" I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back" She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear L, where we going?" I said, "Right here" She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see" I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T. When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat Laid her on the table and place my order And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter On and on to the break 'a dawn All over the restaurant, word is born I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember LISA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But LISA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you See ya LISA got a big ole butt I know I told you I'd be true But LISA got a big ole butt So I'm leavin' you See ya |
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One shot
Oh lord You know, it's gonna be a lot of negative things surroundin you Tryin to pull you down But what you have to remember is it's up to you - it's your choice You only get one shot in life and you only get one shot at love Did you ever notice - everytime you fall in love and it seems like you finally met the perfect match Everything is perfect, it seems divine but for some strange reason, there's always a catch It's a one-way relationship, it hurts inside One person smirks while the other one cries Butterflies in the stomach of the one whose in love It cuts like a knife, the truth mixed with lies One shot (one shot at love..) One shot at love, one shot (one shot at love..) One shot at love, one shot (one shot at love..) One shot at love, one shot (one shot at love..) That's all you get Physical and mental, those are two different loves Physical's a moment, mental is forever If the physical fades and gets weak, all of a sudden Remember, it's the mental love that keeps you together You gotta be strong and endure the hard times Cause af-ter hard times, good times, always follow And when you're kissin and huggin and makin love treat that person like there's no tomorrow One shot (one shot at love..) One shot at love, one shot (one shot at love..) That's all you get baby; one shot at love, one shot (one shot at love..) One shot at love, one.. shot.. (one shot at love..) That's all you get [sniff] Jealousy - don't let it interfere Don't let it come in between the love you two share, cause jealousy's a hateful God So merciless and mean And it's only job in life, is to ruin relationships and pit two people against, one another And because of this God, the one you love so much will no longer be your lover One shot (one shot at love..) Aww baby, one shot at love, one shot (one shot at love..) That's all we get, one shot at love, one shot (one shot at love..) I mean this baby, one shot at love, one shot (one shot at love..) That's all.. I hope you understand what I just said All I'm sayin is that you only get one shot at love in life and you have to hold on to that shot, take advantage of it cause when you lose it, it's gonna hurt real bad Take it from me You only get one shot, and I mean that One shot You only get you only get you only get one [2X] One shot at love.. You only get you only get you only get one [2X] One shot at love.. You only get you only get you only get one [2X] One shot at love.. You only get you only get you only get one [2X] One shot at love.. [fades] |
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[Intro: LL Cool J & Cydne Monet]
You know I don't understand why you treat me like this It's almost like you feel like you're from two different worlds (Well, we are Todd) I don't think so You should have a listen to me right now [LL Cool J] I can feel it now baby I can feel it now, I can feel that Even though you're a queen and I'm only a prince I felt the magical between us ever since the first time that I laid eyes on you I want you to be my girl, so I can hold you caress you and let you know that I love you and day by day my love grows Heres' where I stand, I gotta be your man I don't care if we're from two different worlds But we're from... [Cydne Monet] Two different, two different, we're from two different worlds Two different, two different worlds... I don't understand the way you feel But it's just a dream and it could never be real So face to face I can't love you We're from two, different worlds Two different, two different, we're from two different worlds Two different, two different worlds... [LL Cool J] Man things are different, birds and bees Flowers and trees, you and me But it really doesn't matter, it makes us stronger There's more to talk about, we'll be together longer Trustin' me, have faith in my love It goes so deep, girl you're so sweet As a matter of fact, I want you for my wife Please be a part of my life [Cydne Monet] I can't believe you won't give up Your love is strong but boy, so what (so what) You can't love me, I can't love you We're from two, different worlds... (it doesn't matter) Two different, (two different) two different, we're from two different worlds (I don't care) Two different (so what), two different worlds... [LL Cool J & Cydne Monet] It could never make a difference in my heart (It could never make a difference) Never could keep us apart (Whoooo... yeah) Hold on (hold on) who cares what the world is sayin'? (I do) My love goes so deep, (mmmm, baby), hold on I know baby, let's take it to the climax Two different, (two different) two different (so different) we're from two different worlds (I don't care) Two different (so what), two different worlds... [LL Cool J] So what's it gonna be, you wanna be with me? I wanna be wit'chu, my love is true All you gotta do is get into love It's like a blessin' in disguise, sent from up above This is your last chance, real not fate Give me a break, don't make a mistake Cause I'm for real, I want you for my girl I don't care if we're from different worlds, but we're from [Cydne Mone & LL Cool J] Two different, (two different) two different (so different) we're from two different worlds (uh, I don't care) Two different, two different worlds... (who cares baby you gotta understand, you gotta understand, just take my hand, come on baby) Two different (have a heart honey), two different worlds... (I want you, I need you) We're from two different worlds (take my hand honey) Two different, (don't fool with the mood baby) two, different worlds (take me by hand) You don't seem to understand (I understand baby, we're two, we can work it out) (We can find a way), we're from, (self will change baby...) we're from two different worlds (We're the perfect match, I love you), two different (trust me, have faith in your heart, baby) worlds I'll treat you right baby, I'll treat you right baby, I'll promise you) Two different (you never meant as much to me till tonight), two different (I'll always love you), we're from two different worlds (I'll never forget you) Two, two, two, different (trust me, hold my hand, have faith in me baby understand me sweet-heart, I love you...) |
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Yeah.. youknowhatI'msayin? Eh-heh
It's real funny youknowhatImean? I like can't believe this y'know Jealousy like tried to move on me youknowhatI'msayin? So I said nah I ain't gonna, y'know make no energetic hyped up yellin, type joint, knowhatImean? I'm just gon' cool back, youknowhatI'msayin? Word up to this slow gangster beat type thing Check it out yo.. Jealousy - I wanna kill him and shoot him He's a sucker - I'd like to execute him Recruit him - put him in my school and school him I said somethin simple, and I knew that I'd fool him He's only mediocre, jealousy can't get with me Hang up your clothes, cause jealousy ain't spent to me He's just a monkey, ridin my back In fact I kidnap, ramsack, hijack and backslap the fool.. .. see my name is Cool J I play for keeps, the microphone's my tool I've been holdin back long enough I had to bring it Jealousy is in the house y'all, fellas sing it Jealous.. Jealous.. There's no need to be Jealous.. Jealous.. Bih mellow, youknowhatI'msayin? Jealous.. Jealous.. Gangster groove, word up knowhatI'msayin? Jealous.. Jealous.. Check it out y'all I'm not lackadaisical or lazy on the microphone I bring the bacon home so jealousy go home Or play the wall and pout about the way the prince is rollin So when they give it up, stand back and start foldin All your jealous show clothes, I think you need to grab a half-pint of Cisco and hang out with Backstabber Cause I'ma break down all walls Jealousy built and then walk tall, like I'm standin on stilts yeah Jealousy the jam is mean you'll have to rewind it If you didn't know about him, you must have been blinded Ask him if I'm right, he'll tell you he sure is Excuse me for a moment, fellas sing a smooth chorus Jealous.. Jealous.. KnowhatI'msayin? Smooth, word up Jealous.. Jealous.. Huh, crazy gangster beat, youknowhatI'msayin? It's like a gangster lean Jealous.. Jealous.. Yeah yeah youknowhatI'msayin? It's Cool J in the house, youknowhatI'msayin? Jealous.. Jealous.. Word up, check it out Check it, yo Thank you fellas, the way you sung the chorus was swift but now it's time to pump lyrics, and shoot the gift His name is Jealousy fellas see what I mean now turn it out without a doubt and if it hits you in the heart don't pout Cause I'ma hit Jealousy and his posse where it hurts a lot Him and his boys have a habit, they always smirk a lot and make mean faces, I see em in many places Scared to face us, they wish they could erase us or outdo us, can't do damage and never will The Legend in Leather is clever, man I'ma never chill Allah take a break from this, yo I love swingin Yo E, pop the bubbly, fellas, start singin Jealous.. Jealous.. KnowhatI'msayin? It's like a crazy gangster groove, youknowhatImean? Jealous.. Jealous.. Huh-huh, Jealousy ain't got no wins, youknowhatI'msayin? Jealous.. Jealous.. Yo but it ain't nuttin youknowhatI'msayin? Cause yo I'm the prince of rap knowhatI'msayin? Word up Jealous.. Jealous.. Yo.. it's crazy.. I am the one Bust it Oooh yeah, now I'ma wind it up It's time to move on and end the Jealousy cut and head off with a bang that sang and kicked your brain in I flowed like water now I'm finished explainin In the spotlight tonight his name was Jealousy And for some strange reason, it seems fellas be fallin for him, I hope you understood Stay away from him he ain't no good YouknowhatI'msayin man yo (that's word yeah I hear that) Yeah word up (can't hang out man) Yo it ain't nuttin yo yaknowwhatI'msayin cause we gon' do this (we gon' do it right) (get involved man) Yo get the champagne man (just chill) |
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[And you say New York City...
(They're jinglin', baby) Go 'head, baby Uncle. L. Future of the funk. Records I recorded minus all the junk. People spread gossip and believe what they must, but I slam dunk punks and make 'me bite the dust. A minute is needed to make a phony roni bleed, and put 'em in a bucket like he's chicken feed. Check out the...pick of the litter, not a quitter, I'm nice (nice-nice); and I'm-a dust you off and dust you off twice. I heard it's all observant, hysterical fan- -natics of the Asiatic miracle man. Prominent, dominant, McCoy and I'm real. Another brother's fan? Forget how you feel. He's so-so, I got the instinct. They call me Deputy Dog to put your booty in the clink. You're dancin' to a Marley Marl remix single, love: Let me see your earrings jingle, love... I chopped you, chewed you, baked you, and schooled you. That slop you pop, you need to stop, you're kind of rude you no good niggaboo tryin' to base, how we livin', homes? Get out my face! I'm complete, in effect, and I can't maul. Rise, suprise, and I advise you all. To stand back and peep, don't sleep or doubt. My skill'll get ill, I turn the mother out, huh. I'm top-notch, you're playin' hop-scotch. Now I'm-a do ya while the party people watch. You're real funny, you really try to go for yours. But I know why: you ain't had no dough before. So you tried and lied to drain my fame. This ain't a game, yo, you know my name. Innovating, devastating, and dope on a single, now, dance to my remix single... When you first walked in, I ain't know what to think, cuz you grabbed the microphone like your booty don't stink. And tried to run down that, I can't get over that garbage you were sayin': you call that a battle rap? How you gonna go against an army with a handgun? I'm L.L., and you don't understand, son. I'm a legend, on top of that I'm livin'. Now you look booty like that bum Miss Givins. Whoever geesed you up...nah, how should I say it? Whoever set you up, they knew just how to play it. Cuz man, YO, I feel for ya brother, I'm a baaaaaad... (Word to the mother!) Takin' out sucker while the ladies pucker, and rollin' over punks like a redneck trucker. Innovating, devastating, and dope on a single, now... lemme see your earrings jingle... .break down!Can't believe you tried to get the same mic as me, your grip's too weak, you can't hold it, B. You can dream of makin' progress and gettin' this nice, but when I roll up, it's like Hip Hop Vice. Serve to curbs, I never swerve a superb. Every word you heard played tricks on your nerves. Played your hand, lost track of your plan, when I show up, I blow up, end of story, my man. Play you like a poker chip, that's what you get. I bet your fret, sweat, and regret you met the Titan of Fightin', excitin' when writin', you're trite from the toy, boy, I gotta enlight, so start bitin'. You know you can't create and get mean like this; when I'm on the court, G, it's strictly SWISSSSHHHH! When it's all over, said and done, my friend, they'll say, "L.L. Cool J just scored again." So take a step back, give me some room to wreck shop. Here's your token back, you're gettin' off at the next stop. I'm-a deliver and give a speech with vigor. Pass the wine cooler you big black.... (laughter) [And you say New York City] |
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Yeah, yeah, checkin' 'em out Special shout-out, keepin' on Check it out y'all, my man in the house... [LL Cool J] Corkunrun absolute killer of all Take her blood, bouncin' heads like balls Murderer, somethin' mutilater of Amiga I get ill, so blood spills, everytime I speak Drivin' Bombs that inveterate your ego Suckers all weird, no let the best go migo They talk and talk, I invade and take over Forget Mako, you gonna need a make-over I'm ferocious, animalistic, an animal On the mic - I'm a cannibal I eat livers, hearts, legs and arms They crown me the King of doin' nothin' but harm I'm two with the Universe and I'ma make you diverse, make I kill quick, so you'll win from crew to hers I'ma Titan, keepin' you frightened I went to the Motherland, so now I'm enlightened There's a... [Chorus: LL Cool J] Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland It's a Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland [LL Cool J] For bow-take to far cynical of Egypt Cool J I'm slay and I'm fully equipped to decapatate, amputate and take titles The legend of leather, I'ma real live idol Damn I take souls, condemn we men and make microphones men again and again Cause, I'm blood thirsty watch and try to curse me You'll lose the battle even if you out re-hearsed me I'ma rip holes watch heads roll, like a mole when I'm strollin' with my neck on a goal My battles' like a blackout, you can't back out Only difference, no time to feel a track out It's a... [Chorus: LL Cool J] Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland It's a Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland [LL Cool J] So come forward, admit you're guilty Admit that your thoughts of New Jack killed me Admit you were sleepin' on the skills of L Now know that I handle mine, very well I burn buildings, eat emcee's Smack DJ's and tell the seated girls please They try to jam hard, but I'ma fan God And they could never get a piece of the man Todd King Posse ruler and high roller You losin' it son, your games' gettin' colder It's a... [Chorus: LL Cool J] Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland It's a Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland [LL Cool J] I'm a Monar, the Warlord of life the eliminator, and I'ma score tonight Somethin' like Murley, but it goes much deeper Now just another rapper with a chain and a beeper One sample is ample, four emcees'll get trampled Bein' absent from God, I'ma give you sample My vocabulary's legendary, my rumpy your temporary So what your name in the bituary Step back the conquerer spreads his wings Kindergarten rappers, I'm back to change things I rock the clearest, one hell of a learer Since I can't miss and I'm kinda like a chemist When I put a potion together it's splendid and fatal You can never make a move on me cause you're still premado Grip the mic tight sometimes I get calasis And when I'm through you face baralysis I'm gettin' thinner, watch me eat dinner I'm down to skinner beginner to be a winner It's a... [Chorus: LL Cool J] Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland It's a Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland [LL Cool J] Who gets the roughest, you know the answer You're a dandelion, I'm a panther When I pick up the mic, as my fist see mo' King of Rackadochio, I'm magnifigo When I rock, hearts roll on and walk bad Cause I know it's makes the face-sucker-ducks mad I came back to smack wifes and pull cards Introducin' the original Todd Just like a bloodhound but I got this spellbound Your rhymes are snowbound and I can throwdown I'm like a thundercloud, I drop heavy Hold steady, get ready, your petti confetti Techniques and styles - they ain't ready Ah, ah, yeah - full of horsepower and I'ma devour Stay clean when I scream you're soft las cauliflower I set the track and record you like a brown mouse Then flick and do a Bruce Lee 'roundhouse No threat exist, no man can stand say mic check and expect to take the man [Chorus: LL Cool J] Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland It's a Def Jam in the Motherland, Def Jam in the Motherland Def Jam in the Motherland, in the Motherland, uh |
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[Intro/Chorus]
Come on, come on, come on, come on Change your ways [LL Cool J] Why don't you make, hah, a resolution Heh, for God sake, give a contribution Huh, you're filthy rich huh, so help the world Donate some dough to the starvin' boys and girls They ain't eatin', we're just chillin', stop the killin' [Chorus] Come on, come on, come on, come on Change your ways [LL Cool J] Change your ways huh, start givin' Huh, you're livin' like every day is thanksgivin' Huh, cool songs huh, nice cars, clear sky, bright stars Funky, funky beats on the radio be pumpin' Hah, you're so cool, well let us tell you somethin': Change your ways [Chorus] Come on, come on, come on, come on Change your ways [LL Cool J] Hey you, don't be stupid, comprehend the words I'm speakin' to a beat that's crazy funky and keeps the people freakin' Just trust through us, you're listenin' to God talk Mic check 1, 2, huh, hey fellas tell 'em what they need to do [Chorus] Come on, come on, come on, come on Change your ways [LL Cool J] Come on, come on, let's do it, let's do it There's just so many of us, huh hey yo, there ain't nothin' to it We're just too strong, can't nothin' stop the movement Hah, party people listen - the world has room for improvement The groove is small and I know you've been thinkin' a lot about this jam So take his hand and take her hand and let's all lend a hand to our fellow man [Chorus] Come on, come on, come on, come on Change your ways [LL Cool J] We can do it, we can do it, we can do it We can do it, we can do it, we can do it We can do it, we can do it, we can do it We can do it, we can do it, we can do it [Chorus] Come on, come on, come on, come on Change your ways [LL Cool J] We can do it, hah, that's right, but you gotta, gotta warn her We gotta help the junkies tastin' their dream fiendin' on the corner Cause yo we got the power And man we are the world, so what you wanna do What you wanna do homeboys and all you fly girls? Put your cigarette out, throw away your drink Take a moment of silence to stop and think Hah, we gotta change our ways huh Or we'll never see brighter days [Chorus] Come on, come on, come on, come on Change your ways [Outro: LL Cool J] Word up, youknowhatI'msayin'? All we gotta do is change our ways and everything will be aight youknowhatI'msayin'? There's so far to go youknowImean? But we gotta keep fightin', we gotta struggle youknowhatImean? And we stay alive, only the strong survive So part of you can change your ways and you'll be aight Peace from LL Cool J [Chorus] Come on, come on, come on, come on Change your ways |
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