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1. |
| 4:44 | ||||
I'm dancing on the White House lawn Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn Hanging round the gardens of Babylon Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up She gets more fan mail than the Pope She takes the mickey out of all my phobias Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia Life is a minestrone Served up with parmesan cheese Death is a cold Lasagne Suspended in deep freeze I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa Had an eyeful of the tower in France I'm hanging round the gardens of Madison And the seat of learning And the flush of success Relieves a constipated mind I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner A fitting menu for a dilettante Life is a minestrone Served up with parmesan cheese Death is a cold Lasagne Suspended in deep freeze Love is a fire of flaming brandy Upon a crepe suzette Let's get this romance cooking, honey But let us not forget Life is a minestrone Served up with parmesan cheese Death is a cold Lasagne Suspended in deep freeze |
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2. |
| 4:26 | ||||
3. |
| 5:05 | ||||
Co-starring you And co-starring me Starring us both together The film of my love Will travel the world Forever and ever and ever A back lot romance A scripted affair The screenplay a blessing from heaven We're gone with the wind On the Orient Express To join the Magnificent Seven The film of my love Will travel the world And travel the whole world over The film of my love Will travel the world Over and over and over The film of my love Will travel the world Over and over and over Over and over and over again Over and over and over A close-up of yours A long shot of mine Superimposed together I'll zoom in on you With a love that is true In cinemascope forever A clapper board kiss There's an Oscar in this A hit or a miss whatever A box office wedding A premier for two We'll be on location forever When Pathe recall The thrill of it all They'll edit us both together A legend a classic An epic of love Captured on film forever A lasting embrace That time can't erase Let them censor the wind Or the weather The film of my love Will conquer the world Forever and ever and ever The film of my love Will travel the world And travel the whole world over The film of my love Will travel the world Over and over and over The film of my love Will travel the world Over and over and over Over and over and over again Over and over and over Over and over and over |
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4. |
| 3:47 | ||||
Something to begin with That's easy said than done You'll see me rolling home But I don't understand why Still there's nothing at all Time is on my side But we mustn't let our disappointment show But I will, and you will go on All I need is some good news (some good news) All I need is some good news (just some good news) To put me on my feet (to put me on my feet) To put me at my ease (at my ease) All I need is some good news (all I need is some good news) All I need is some good news (some good news) To put me at my ease (to put me at my ease) All I need is some good news All I need is some good news (just gimme me some good news) All I need is some good news (some good news) To put me at my ease (to put me at my ease) To put me on my feet (on my feet, on my feet) All I need is some good news (all I need is some good news) All I need is some good news (all I need is some good news) All I need is some good news All I need is some good news (all I need is good news) To put me on my ease (to put me at my ease) To put me on my feet (on my feet, on my feet) All I need is some good news (good news) All I need is some good news (some good news) All I need is some good news (good news) All I need is some good news [Repeat to fade] |
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5. |
| 5:19 | ||||
Just like a rollin' stone
I'm outside lookin' in But if your chance came would you take it Where on earth do I begin I'm Mandy fly me I've often heard her jingle It's never struck a chord With a smile as bright as sunshine She called me through the poster And welcomed me aboard She led me she fed me She read me like a book But I'm hiding in the small print Won't you take another look And take me away Try me Mandy fly me away The world was spinning like a ball And then it wasn't there at all And as my heart began to fall I saw her walking on the water As the sharks were comin' for me I felt Mandy pull me up give me the kiss of life Just like the girl in Dr. No No No No Ah when they pulled me from the wreckage And her body couldn't be found Was it in my mind it seems I had a crazy dream I told them so but they said no no no no I found me on a street And starin' at a wall If it hadn't have been for Mandy Her promise up above me Well I wouldn't be here at all So if you're travellin' in the sky Don't be surprised if someone said Hi I'm Mandy fly me |
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6. |
| 3:55 | ||||
I wanna be a boss I wanna be a big boss I wanna boss the world around I wanna be the biggest boss that ever bossed the world around I wanna do it right I wanna do it right away I wanna do it right now I wanna do it right away I wanna do it now Don't wanna be a dancer in the Bolshoi Ballet Don't want to work for Daddy In Daddy's shop, 0.K. I get confused, so confused I get a pain, I get a pain up here In the Shirley Temples What you gonna do How you gonna do it What you gonna do How you gonna do it Little by little, ooh ooh Little by little, bit by bit Sssh! Not too loud, don't tell everybody Don't give away the game Oooh, oooh, I aint quite ready to reveal my campaign This is not the time My hero's are alive and well in a cave I'm keeping them on ice in suspended animation Till the very right occasion comes along To our rally come along Come along to our rally Come along to our rally come along To our rally come along Come along to our rally Come along to our rally come along A Brave new world will rise from the ashes And there upon a rock titanic, I'll cast a giant Shadow on the face of the deep And never again will they dare to call me A freckled, spotty, specky, four eyed Weedy little creep! No more tremblin' and quakin' in the gym No more come on fellas, let's get him What you gonna do How you gonna do it What you gonna do How you gonna do it Little by little, ooh, ooh Little by little, bit by bit Little by little, ooh, ooh Little by little, bit by bit bit by bit bit by bit Everyone's going to be free But they'll have to agree to be free They'll have to agree to be less free than me 'Cos I rule the world you see So wait for the army of kiddy-winkies And terrible tiny tots In armoured school buses Firing poison pea-shooters And sinking their milk teeth into your thighs Delapsus resurgam! when I fall I shall rise! Wanna be a boss I wanna be a big boss I wanna boss the world around I wanna be the biggest boss that ever bossed the world around |
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7. |
| 3:55 | ||||
Listen while I sing you to sleep
With a rock 'n' roll lullaby Close your eyes and don't you peep This is a rock 'n' roll lullaby Sandman's gonna get you Snuggle down your sleepy head It's gettin' late the Sandman said Your dreams are waiting It's daybreak in the land of nod So get to sleep you little sod Your dreams are waiting And if you get a nightmare Would you go and shake your Ma Cause your Daddy's been a workin' all day And if you go and get a glass of water by yourself You can show us that you're older than you are Show us that you're older The Sandman's gonna get you Well you're too small to understand You're living in a wonderland Your dreams are waitin' If only we could be there too And dream a dream along with you Your dreams are waitin' Careful that you don't get out the wrong side of the cot Are you gonna be an angel or a devil You're too small to reason what is right and what is wrong Childhood dreams are gone too fast There's no way we can make them last We'll always love you anyway Any way you are Any way you are |
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8. |
| 3:20 | ||||
Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river Too many lonely souls have drifted out to sea, You lay your bets and then you pay the price The things we do for love, the things we do for love. Communication is the problem to the answer You've got her number and your hand is on the phone The weather's turned and all the lines are down The things we do for love, the things we do for love. Like walking in the rain and the snow When there's nowhere to go And you're feelin' like a part of you is dying And you're looking for the answer in her eyes. You think you're gonna break up Then she says she wants to make up. Ooh you made me love you Ooh you've got a way Ooh you had me crawling up the wall. Like walking in the rain and the snow When there's nowhere to go And you're feelin' like a part of you is dying And you're looking for the answer in her eyes. You think you're gonna break up Then she says she wants to make up. Ooh you made me love you Ooh you've got a way Ooh you had me crawling up the wall. A compromise would surely help the situation Agree to disagree but disagree to part When after all it's just a compromise of The things we do for love, the things we do for love.... |
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9. |
| 2:49 | ||||
My baby, she's crazy, she's lazy So she's always bummin' around Girls in France don't stand a chance 'Cos I've always got my baby around So, don't touch her Oh, it's so fine, and you know what's mine is mine At night we, sleep tight we Stay close together 'cos the temperature's down But baby, says maybe Each time I try to get my fingers around Please don't touch her Sittin' with a tentpole, what a bloody jamboree Listen to our motto, be prepared for ecstasy Here comes the bride My baby, goes topless And brings her beauty to a bottomless day She's bathing, al fresco And all her mystery is there on display So, don't get too close Oh she's so fine, and you know what's mine is mine Ooh it's a drag when you're hitched to a dream And the boys in the gang think she's part of the scenery You're never alone and the tension is painful to see One night I, crept in and, Got on my knees and tried to make her my wife One reef knot, two grannies And we were bound to stay together for life Now we'd like to.... |
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10. |
| 1:48 | ||||
I bought a flat Diminished responsibility You're de ninth person to see To be suspended in a seventh Major catastrophe It's a minor point but gee Augmented by the sharpness of your See what I'm going through Ay to be with you In a flat by the sea |
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11. |
| 5:01 | ||||
12. |
| 3:48 | ||||
From Rochdale to Ocho Rios From Ocho Rios to Dorking From Dorking its back to Rochdale From Rochdale to Ocho Rios You spend half your life in transit But that's just the way God plans it Pack a shirt and some fresh pajamas That's all you need Tried to get a flight out to San Juan But Air Jamaica don't fly on Sunday Gotta get a flight out to San Juan Because I wanna see the Mama and the Papa When I look into your blue eyes I bend the truth but I never tell you lies I need my lover, I need your care Understandings not enough to make it fair From Rochdale to Ocho Rios From Ocho Rios to Dorking From Dorking its back to Rochdale From Rochdale to Ocho Rios Asleep in a stream of sunlight Awake in a dream at midnight I'm rushing to wait for jumbo Oh where am I now Tried to get a flight out to San Juan But Air Jamaica don't fly on Sunday Gotta get a flight out to San Juan Because I wanna see the Mama and the Papa A dressing room so far from home A corridor with a broken telephone I wanna call but I got to go The curtains up and it's time to do the show Show time! I just got in to the city Yeah, it's so insane But the man with the suitcase is on the road again Tried to get a flight out to San Juan But Air Jamaica don't fly on Sunday Gotta get a flight out to San Juan Because I wanna see the Mama and the Papa Asleep in a stream of sunlight Awake in a dream at midnight I'm rushing to wait for jumbo Oh where am I now You spend half your life in transit But that's just the way God plans it Pack a shirt and some fresh pajamas That's all you need Everybody sing! From Rochdale to Ocho Rios From Ocho Rios to Dorking From Dorking its back to Rochdale Oh where are we now |
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13. |
| 4:09 | ||||
There's a fat man who offers a change of scene Says he'll guarantee my sheet will be clean When I get on the outside But who can you trust when the walls have ears I'm for takin' a chance, like a drownin' man I'm going under I've got reds in my bed I'm not easily led to the slaughter And while the cold war exists I'll stay warm with the commisar's daughter We could meet at the zoo where the tiger roams In a prison of steel He reminds me so much of the way I feel And we know that we're both in the danger zone Where the eyes of the world Full of shutters and bugs are upon us now I've got reds in my bed I get blues looking out of my window And we're never alone, there's a tap on the phone And my pillow Let me go home (There's a girl in a distant land) Let me go home (Who's nothing more than a memory) She don't know that I'm gonna be free Let me go home (You're a land full of misery) Let me go home (You're a cruel and a faceless race) I don't like your philosophy I don't like your philosophy The connections are made and the time is right So my body is walled in the shell of a car in the dead of night And I laugh through the pain and the agony As they cut me away to be born again back to humanity You've got reds in your bed There's a man lookin' over your shoulder But don't you give him your mind It's too late when you find that it's over You! Let me go home (You're a land full of misery) Let me go home (You're nothing more than a memory) I don't like your philosophy Let me go home (You're a cruel and a faceless race) Let me go home (You're nothing more than a memory) I don't like your philosophy |
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14. |
| 3:31 | ||||
Put your money where your mouth is Get your finger on the buzzer Paint it on Show the bumps Cos you're really gonna jump tonight Can you fell you're getting ready? Don't you see it in the mirror? Show it all Show too much Hey, you're really gonna jump tonight Drink in all that funky stuff Take it till you've had enough Put your image in your pocket Hang your collar in the closet Cause a crash Make a splash Cos you're really gonna wipe 'em out Getting rid of inhibitions Makes a little exhibition Turn it on Lossen up Cos you're really gonna wipe 'em out Dressed to kill, she wanna play with you Watch your step, she's gonna run you through Dressed to kill, she's got amazing grace Watch the Devil, with an angel's face Drink in all that funky stuff Take it till you've had enough So you're lookin' like a million And you're getting the attention Play 'em up Turn 'em on Boy they're really gonna work tonight Hey he's sittin' in the corner Like a little Jack Horner Make him break Take his cake Oh he's gonna be your fool tonight Catch him with that funky stuff Take him till you've had enough |
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15. |
| 5:08 | ||||
Doctor, I'm getting in deeper Show me, the way I can slow myself down You can talk me round I'm a fool for falling in love again You've gotta save me Take away the temptation Wake me up when its over Oh yeh, you've gotta talk me down Talk me down I'm calling Lovers Anonymous I'm calling Lovers Anonymous You talk about your troubles And we throw you a line Doctor, its draining my body Help me, to pick up the pieces I've found You can help me put them together again You've gotta save me Take away the temptation Wake me up when its over Oh yeh, you've gotta talk me down You've gotta talk me down I'm calling Lovers Anonymous I'm calling Lovers Anonymous You talk about your troubles And we throw you a line Call us up, we will answer night 'n' day Talk to us, we're the ones who found the way Doctor, its happened again, please Help me, she's moving me more than a friend And I'm heading for trouble It's heaven again You've gotta save me Take away the temptation Wake me up when it's over Oh yeh, you've gotta talk me down You've gotta talk me down I'm calling Lovers Anonymous Talk about your troubles And we throw you a line I'm calling Lovers Anonymous Talk about your troubles And we throw you a line |
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16. |
| 3:46 | ||||
You're through gestation so welcome to the world We've still got vacancies just waiting to be filled We're still delivering ten thousand souls a day And disproportionately packing them away The starving of the multitudes and the feeding of the few We're only humanoid there's nothing we can do You must do something or we'll all go up in smoke We'd like to help but we're afraid of losing votes They never listen to you They never listen to your cries We're not progressing we're only marking time You're on your own Think of your children Think of your children Are they welcome to the world? If every Chinaman jumped up and down in sync Then California would be sucked into the drink You've all got bodies and a few of you got minds We'd like to juse them but we never get the time Though man's achievements are a credit to us all How come we're stading with our backs against the wall? One thousand congressmen assemble every day They'll send us packing on a dreadlock holiday They'll never listen to you They'll never listen to your cries They'll keep on talking and wasting precious time You're on your own Think of your children Think of your children Look to your children They're only children Are they welcome to the world |