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(Verse One: Q-Unique)
Has it ever occurred to you that you wasn't meant to grab the mic and kick a rhyme, son I think you're wastin' time If you was light you wouldn't shine when asked to sign the dotted line Tell 'em sorry you must decline, nah never mind I'ma tag you with this loaded {nine} Now see normally I wouldn't resort to but since you spit I had to abort you Tall nigga to short you slash your vocals, stop your raps from being spoken Crush your knuckles leavin' ya mic grabbin' hand broken I'm out to damage you like a shiesty manager (buahahaha) Chase you down the stairs, cut you off when I leaped over the banister Cornered, it can be, you can't flee Can't stand to see 'cause nigga you can't emcee The platinum plaque recipient suffered a twisted fate like chubby checker being lynched off the goldengate bridge over troubled water The colonel giving orders smash the juke up for its quarters Go unpause ya tape recorders (Chorus: Q-Unique) Stay low, don't ask 'em to say hoe Toy mic you play flow Start a rap career, that shit is way no Start a rap career, that shit is way no Toy mic you play flow Don't ask 'em to say hoe, stay low ==== Stay low, don't ask 'em to say hoe Toy mic you play flow Start a rap career, that shit is way no Stay low, don't ask 'em to say HOE Thought to start a rap career, that shit is way no (Verse Two: Swel Boogie) I pound the final round *ding* Bring on the trouble clown, how you sound? You think I'm lower than dirt? I'm double down for whatever the case is, whatever the place is We sever the stages, you could never come face this Arsonist and Non-phix rollin' with convicts that want chicks but make sure they the bomb tricks that don't complain, about any position Heads or tails I'ma win in any decision The mission is impossible for you to get it Complete, so dead it, delete it or I'ma.. set it, I'm heated I'm must proven guilty for murder 'cause rhymes I be killin' it If tracks I ain't feeling it than I don't wanna deal with it (Q-Unique) Stay low, don't ask 'em to say hoe (Verse Three: Jise One) Low brim shadow my eyes (code red) rockin' a steel toe show Bold to visualize mo' live antagonize size Most cats fall off the face then come back to be surprised (why?) Sly Stone the mic to enterprise, true lies within you small fries Most egos that grow to be loose change, I despise that (why?) There two kinds that draw the fine lines between the biz and rhymes You breed greed to try mock mine ('cause I define the true times, why?) The records B.I. grime shit don't get the air You fear us nothing but bare time then show signs you're not aware (why?) Stay low, don't ask 'em to say hoe A million sold don't make you pro, that's why we hold it for our pyros (Chorus) |
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[Verse One: Jise One]
You can't handle what I'm about I'm smoked out in Amsterdam With two fans, I'm all about my fam Who's the boss? I used to love Sam My slang is mostly homemade Shoelace to hold my sweat pants They sag to have my balls right Rock chants carry ya weak stand Eat cans of ravioli Ghetto tours flyin on pan am I'm too busy being a man to sucking on any soundscan (Ayo, I bought a land!) Not me, I'm walking these rough lands that you reciting in your jams I observed with sharper image scans Slamdance give it a chance type talk Hailstorm across the face Human thesaurus, rhyme DNA, too many strands! I dare you to try to cram this whole verse walkin on hot sand Covered in coal with no hands Swallow your soul and shitted burnt spam (damn!) It's pretty easy to understand But you don't know this man Lt. doing his thang! (thang!) Manhandle the track to bang! (bang!) Nigga we got swang! Swank mag' beneath my sink I hold rank doing this thang! (thang!) [Hook: Arsonists] What you be about? - sunshine I try to prosper What you be about? - females and lookin proper What you be about? - spit rhymes that gotta rock yo We be about - math We be about - sex We be about - love We be about - life What you be about? - my fam we tryin to live well What you be about? - I'm just Swel, just tryin to be Swel What you be about? - pourin out for those who fell We be about - math We be about - sex We be about - love We be about - life [Verse Two: Swel Boogie] I'm about lights, cameras, action Status, mackin, Paris, relaxin Waxin oooh, the hood what's up, representin, who Brooklyn what Yeah that's me keep movin, never stay boaring I rather ride a bike with a walkman instead of walking and roll up to some freak chicks and start playing and rollin with my peeps to the flicks without paying A hook up is a hook up Dressin dip, that's my lookup And going to the clubs to do the blookup blookup from dusk to dawn then sleep till 4:30 in the afternoon And get ready for more The best time's the summer time, that's cruisin part by the end I done Went to every amusement park and I'm about tellin you to just let Swel be I have my fun and still get to hand in my next LP I be about... (Hook) [Verse Three: Q-Unique] I'm about grabin mics, wearin Nikes I was built to go through the rough shit head on like mountain bikes I'm about bookin world tours and showin up I'm about givin my seed the things I ain't have when I was growin up I'm about 5'9" with a rhyme that'll stand the test of any timeline out the fan base in to shine mine I'm about Puertorican women who make progress with a mind of a college professor and body of a goddess I'm about Krs, Miles Davis, Pearl Jam, and Rakim, Albizu Campos, mayor Guilli.. nah not him! I'm about doing away with trash I'm about two seconds away from puttin my foot dead in a record execs ass I'm about platinum plaques for underground acts Shit, I'll spit on anything from Rocafella to Battle Axe I'm about tellin you what it's about before it's about to happen So be about ya biz 'fore this title 'bout starts to slappin (Hook) |
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[Verse One: Q-Unique]
Enter the bragin, Q-Leechan from the providence of hip-hop Do bodily damage like a combination kick-chop Teacher Sifu Herc and Sensei Bambaatasan Since I've studied techniques just to drop the kata bomb With Jeet Kune flow, way of the intercepting rhyme Battle to the last breath or till my adversary declines I've trained in weapons, mic chucks and deadly spinning vinyl The drunk munk breathing aerosol till I'm a krylon wino Unorthodox over traditional I may condone it Respectfully bow but never take your eyes off your opponent Square off as I mentally prepare in my rap stance Defeat is a Buddah opportunity 'cause that's a fat chance You write the white belt and flow slow like Tai Chi I'm like Freddie Fox(xx) possessed by the dragon, y'all won't fight me Your side kicks don't move me, and seem to have no flavor left So I drop the flow Kashugi and have them all pray for death Train till the sample's done. flip with weight like Samo Hung No need to handle guns, watch and see me make this mammal run At the end of it all, I'll retire undefeated Live by the mountain side and write a book of Five Rings for you to read it [Chorus 2x: Q-Unique] Training, balance Focus, challenge Meditate, silence Skill, talent Broken patterns Have a seat and play your part You must learn to accept defeat "Check my language arts" [Verse Two: Q-Unique] (Ha ha ha ha ha..) We meet again young Choy I will now take you down with the six steps of b-boy There is no way you'll overcome my 1200 turning techniques or take out my pen-fist punchlines, your beginner styles are too weak My fat cap burner kicks'll go over your toy throw-ups You have a lot of guts, I'm even suprised you showed up but still.. we'll write fight to the first strike or rhyme battle to the very end And if I am to die, my loyal students will take the revenge Direct confrontation with Grandmaster number seven Push past and catch a blast from my right fist of legend In a kombat with mortals I play the part of Lui Kang Confuse you like Manderan slang and balance out the hip-hop like Yin Yang Chasing fallen rap monks till they run far Have me resort to animal instincts like Hung Gar and Flung a ninja star Aimed at the head of an A&R white belt whose fight felt unskilled Surrounded by a class of records execs and got them killed Taste my own blood a lash out in a rage My 'bo staff' is the microphone stand, my 'dojo' is the stage It's the year of the Q, mark that on your calendar A double clap at the end of the battle means bring on the next challenger (Chorus 4x) |
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[Chorus #1: Lori Velez]
Why you wanna disrespect my love? Why you wanna go against my heart and soul? Don't you realize the love I'm giving you? Don't you wanna love me too? [Verse One: Jise One] Do you wanna what? So now you question my love? Who took you in and your son, who treat 'em like he was blood? All day you buggin out, sayin I'm playin behind your back Being a bitch, callin the cops, drop charges to take me back What is it? 'Cause I'm stayin, I can't live without you If I can't have you, no one will, don't make me prove it to you So what I catch a mood swing here and there, that's just rough time Discipline is what a man about, woman you tryin to undermine? And mine is like a size 12 foot for you security Tell me, haven't I came through to provide well for this family? Bullshit! And I can't stand you, ma told me you'd f**k my life up and downsize any good that I've done to big yourself *Spanish* Don't you dare get in my face Can't have a peace inside this house, always invading my space But I'm the one who's catchin the case for gettin stupid and smackin you all excited when you started it in the first place Her love, his hate His words, her fate (what you do to me) No escape.. His anger, her tears His abuse, her child, his excuse What a waste.. [Verse Two: Swel Boogie as "the child"] Hey dad why you walkin all wobbly and lookin sloppy? You never nice, always screamin and cursin at mommy from verbal to physical, fightin into a break up I notice you beefin from the second moment you wake up Oh I get it, us men have to prove that we are stronger Put our foot down, man of the house, we last longer I wanna be just like you and always keep my fist up By your age I'll be twice as mean if I practise with my sister 'cause I put vics in her eyes, that's what she gets for darin me And if what you're doing is right then why is it scarin me I guess I'll understand a little better when I get older The more abuse I see and learn the more I'll get bolder And by my first girl I'll be higher and should be wiser I always wondered why the neighbor called you a womanizer but I know now, men rule and it is what it is Don't worry, I'll make you proud and pass it down to my kids [Chorus #2: Lori Velez] Don't you think that I could be your one and only? Don't you think that you could be the one to hold me? Don't you think that I could be your one and only? Recognize what's here for you [Verse Three: Q-Unique] Something clicked, she no longer wanted to hear she was no good No more jokes about her overweight and that she just never could She had to stop livin in doubt, stop livin in fear Stop feelin inferior, wishin he would just disappear For years her words had taken away her self-esteem, killed most of her motivation and shattered all of her dreams And yo, the name calling in public or behind closed doors Everything from "stupid bitch" to "you filthy whore" He made her believe a succesful life was nothing next to slim and that she wouldn't be worth spit without him Finally realizing it was him that would never amount to shit and he would bring her down with him just to feel someone legit He felt threatend by her passion so he took action and verbally tore it down to a fraction, intimidating her reaction Gathering her belongings with pity she felt knowin he'd be livin out the rest of his days always hatin himself (Chorus #1) (Chorus #2 x2) "Listen carefully. Get the f**k out of here or I'll kick your ass!!" |
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[Bridge: Swel Boogie]
Not it's about that time It's time to wild out, it's time to wild out Nigga is you out your mine? Comin' up in my house, runnin' up in my house I'm about to stop and go and if you want beef, come on, we knockin' out teeth I'm about to drop my flow and if you want beef, come on, we knockin' out teeth [Verse One: Swel Boogie] Arsonists' next shit, ya gots to accept it Wannabes get hit and get thrown out the exit with a kick in the ass, rugged Timberland boots In this game you won't last, you ask veteran troops They got stories to tell, the battle legends of Swel Climbin' to the top, never made it and FELLLL Oh well, not a happy ending, what you was expectin'? Every man for themself so it's my own that I'm protectin' "Get lost bro!" the boss told, you, if you cross roads you end up at the +crossroad+ with Bone Thugs You bone thugs heard you flame on That's the closest you gettin' to fire just to stay warm Hot shot but not so hot, ayo Money, (this is me) and you ain't claimin' no spots I'm holdin' it down and I know exactly what to give 'em Dope beats, dope rhymes, dope cuts and dope rhythm [Chorus 2x: Swel Boogie] Now when you put us in your system, we goin' burn it out Now when we get up on the stage, we goin' turn it out Now what we want y'all to do is just scream and shout First you scream "WHAT!", the you shout "PYRO!" [Verse Two: Swel Boogie] I ain't tryin' to hear the third that and this, catchin' fits Shakin' breakin' backs-n-ribs, now choose one, smack or fist You soft, snap your wrist (Swel you fool), nah understand I'm amped and pissed So place your bets 'cause them garbage kids ain't passin' me And I don't make threats or promises, I'm guaranteed or your album's back and watch my styles attack I got new friends, some of the old pals was wack They didn't know how to act, they sayin' shit that's uncalled for And gettin' gased up, knocked and opened the wrong door Unlike my crew and I on top bookin' them strong tours You underhand sort of like pitchin' them softballs Get outta here with your baby league and watch me blaze the beat My sense of reflex is at a crazy speed, even fast for light time Blast raw of them hype rhymes cause these short 16 bars will last more than a lifetime (Chorus 2x) |
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[Chorus: Arsonists]
Whether eyes closed or blind fold (HANDS TIED) Who's man enough to brawl and roll (LET'S RIDE) That's how it's done, you can run (RUN) run (CAN'T HIDE) We keep our pyros tight, ain't that right? (THAT'S RIGHT) [Verse One: Jise One] I seek the meek that shall inherit the surrogate means of life Degenerate intermedial, slice words, sell it for half trife Price sell out yourself that ain't nice (get outta here) Shiest heads, get on your knees! Roll over like you were dice Splice my words, saddle my conscience It's rich the hell with peasants Tenants of apprehensive board games and beast incentives Relative to the back of my hand Stripping my face mash with meat bleeding to death in war stance We playin hangman! (Hotdamn!) We soldiers to phantoms spittin these street anthems Quiet niggas to tantrums We baggy denim to fashion, live band niggas to Samsung Live ass niggas who ring but then run Somebody's son that die young callin himself "dunn" (Chorus 2x) [Verse Two: Q-Unique] Illimination of your whole generation next Cover your earth span in a deep breath and took three easy steps One son in awe questionin what his man saw He explained; "Q-Unique, but it was like morphed into gigantor" Crowds gatherin like enquirin minds to panelist Pen scribblin with more thoughts than psycho analysts Under hand suspects check for a clear coast I've influenced an independent movement like Pedro Albizu Campos Except to connect and lift to the next sector Take the light, you shine and spit it back like a bike reflector Move with the word, observe the hidden type phenomenom Plaque playas of the dark age with they designer armor on [Verse Three: Swel Boogie] Wondering murder it was, left no fingers- and footprints An intelligent mind, clever, how ever this crook thinks but crook is a bad word, I'm raising knives and illin Doing my people favors and savin lives by killin Consider me hero, my body resume is jam pack Startin a war, you either stand up or stand back This man's wack, out of his crane, just do what he says to do Don't want to see him hurtin or killin the rest of you I'm a psychopath, sickest of the psychopaths Tickin bomb, ready to blast, dirty man cleanin the trash but don't get it twisted, I'm only after a certain desease 'cause what I'm talkin about y'all, is hurtin MCs (Chorus 2x) |
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[Verse One: Jise One]
Looking, looking nervous Their whole purpose to criticize us Indicate us on music, this world's a circus where murderous written language is rap Initiation to courtrooms exhibit our DATs Cuffing our wrist back, slapped with prosecutions Guilty! {*knock knock knock*} Embetted into the minds of kids, women and ticking time bombs, warned to bite my tongue BLEEP that! Ain't this America? where it's cool to shake your BLEEP and show prostitutes on camera? The moment I wanna speak on what I'm seeing Causing violence, sirens approach my crib Pig soldiers creepin in silence with science that I'm a rapper! Minus the glitter that host the glamour to suck moist BLEEP on manifacturers Then they say we rap too much! Freedom of speech told me to speak as I please (BLEEP y'all) You ever heard of such? Censorship should tied up, thrown in the trunk Get spread across the desert, get cut in bitty chunks [Chorus: Jise One] BLEEP this you BLEEP BLEEP, come at me! We free to say a lot of BLEEP then it's used against me! Your word against mine, and mine about two breaths away from havin your BLEEP suck my BLEEP live on stage! BLEEP this, BLEEP that! (BLEEP this across the map) BLEEP that, BLEEP this! (Self-righteous BLEEPs, we live this) Your word against mine, and mine about two breaths away from havin your BLEEP suck my BLEEP live on stage! [Verse Two: Jise One] Hip-hop ain't kill your boy and rap ain't rape your daughter And this music ain't bring that BLEEP that sniff across the border We in a world where everyone just walkin with giant fingers Pointing in all directions where we haven't invented mirrors Guns as common as light fixtures TV is pretty pictures that show reality so what we live is always tintered I swore on my little bro that's locked down at sixteen that I won't water down my BLEEP BLEEP rap, I'm here to blow steam Whoa! Look at 'em now! Cryin to the extreme 'cause BLEEP shot up the prom So they blaming it on the music scene and the teens don't give a BLEEP 'cause they parents don't understand BLEEP music get in they hands, started wildin and speakin slang Letting they pants hang off they BLEEP Smokin BLEEP and playa hatin Relatin to BLEEP and BLEEP so they request it at the station Now the whole nation is watching with reddenbacher and hot pockets Swanson TV dinners, few drinks and false assumptions! (Chorus) (BLEEP this across the map) (Self-righteous BLEEPs, we live this) baby tone: "Shut the f**k up!" |
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[Chorus: Swel Boogie]
I could tell you wanna grab the mic because you're thirsty Hoping you gonna get some shine but you're not worthy Let me hear you make some noise if you heard me We deal with wordplay, so your games could never hurt me [Swel Boogie] Let, let it be known in this game we're the illest MCs F being cool, when I pass by you feelin' the breeze I'm hotter than hell, my mission is to burn and attack you You want it with Swel? Oh well, I was sworn to out last you I be hurtin' ya wack crew, like work on a tattoo Keep ya MC hidin' like a worm in an apple Go and built your club house 'cause I'm earnin' a castle and I ain't goin' nowhere, I'm a permanent rascal My turn to run pass through flash dash and backdraft Then again in your face teasin' you with the last laugh You wack ass didn't learn the lesson I taught Hip-hop is my game and I'm finessin' the sport I'm takin' my time and still I'm ahead of your crew Proves every reason in this world that I'm just better than you I went to Q's and recorded in his house to Gallco We 'bout to make you Bob from intro to outro [Jise One] Outro to intro, blazin' on instrumentals Experimental the sentinel, Worf's walkin' infernos External verbal a journal, beat hurdle breakin' incredible Burst you to reversible explosion, y'all niggas' gerbils rat packing shacking with rhythm shaking shahadies I'm picky iffy labodomy rhyme Swinga astrology Pardom me but part of me love to rip it explicit inside of me A torn wound surf we love to dish it Fish it type esquisite, we pyro burning the shilznit Kills it, you don't feel it than go and handle your business Fitness is unlimited, pellin' it, mics, I'm spillin' it Majors wantin' to no frill it, but hell, we wanna deal it (Chorus 2x) [Q-Unique] Superb words I shift enable the gift to lift masses Grip the microphone tight enough till it smashes You left back in classes, shiftin' through wack trashes My hand goes across ya face till it slap passes The rap crashes, does ya mic have the insurance? a 100 beats per minute, can you spit it for the endurance? Drop bait in dark, thought you hook on some small fish but ya line caught the mind of a great white shark Lets celebrate the new millennium, the year Q-thousand Walk in, case the joint, play it off like I'm just browsin' Catch you for your valuables, starvin'? Now you're full but never should you doubt the pull of one who chargin' at the bull Wave the red cape, spittin' off the head great You feel from the Empire State and ended up a dead ape It's a matter of principle like Joe Clark put the microphone to the gasoline and watch 'em.. [Swel] all let the flow spark [Q] So it won't go dark [Jise] Shark walkin' able to bark Mark words never absurb, place doubles of this on Noah's Ark [Q] Flooded the earth with pen ink and watchin' evil men sink connect a line and then link, the snare'll make your eye blink [Swel] The loose your eyesight, lights bright, even the night's white if it's out of my hands and in yours then the mics bite [Jise] With the might of 51 police state troopers I just might loosen up my screws to make moves Sometimes is too tight [Swel] Then start a food fight "Don't get me started" like Skott said Get retarded, I'm warnin' you that I cannot stop it [Q] Like an octagon shape posted at the corner of the block Watchin' ya sales go down like jock sneaker stock [Jise] I told Chewbacca, rock a laser glock, spocks' around the block Sock in the mouth it's better than feet, we got our shit locked [Q] Like chainin' up the toilet [Swel] Either that or get flushed [Q] Bunji off the project buildin' just to get a rush (Chorus 2x) |
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[Chorus: Swel]
You can't kill the wise We gon be here in your children's eyes And your children's children's children's eyes We was built to rise and we will survive [Verse One: Swel Boogie] Who's gettin shitted on? Who's gettin shitted on? Who's the next motherf**ker to get shitted on? 'Cause if that nigga is me, then we gon get it on Don't even smile in my face if we don't get along Yeah that's right, I sound foul (so?) And maybe even sound bocus, but focus just notice that I know how it feels to be hopeless and homeless But it ain't about hard times Everybody goes through a struggle that makes ya mind craze and you thinkin who's above you but I get up, I don't stay down I got lot of shit to climb, get with the time You shit on me? That's fine I'm at the finish line, now you behind We in the race and I'm droppin your horse Everything down my road is an obsticle course And one by one I see 'em go down and I'm sweatin to win Who's goin get the gold I see the fool is bettin, it's him So now we're toe-to-toe, eye-to-eye Will you survive? My crew will strive, we clever why We never die It's true we rise (Chorus 2x) [Verse Two: Jise One] We stranded on jungles of concrete Primal fear scuffing my feet where paper scuffle spear head pens And rhymes is good to eat Where two species of snake meet ground Pound instinct, swamp walkin a leech a street parasite wedging my soul to heat Machetero, puro latino hybrid with hyena Laugh it off scraping the blood sucka off Racing a cheetah key to the world I walk, I talk in my step Guerilla suited and fitted who chalk reps Shitted with hearts knitted My tribes kept and never slept Night watch changing my shift Just in case of deadly concepts possess a myth that I could sniff my prev's shadow in my perimeter Sinister sounds at night So I hibernate in the winter (Chorus 2x) [Verse Three: Q-Unique] I stand evenly against all odds Now at a war with gods so from the heavens came triggered bullets to dodge Struggle to survive It's never ending My eyes locked on the bonus plan Though adversity keeps it pending Food, shelter, riches, hopes, dreams, wishes But life could be like a mixer sometimes the fader switches Watchin as time passes to the last sand granular Put on to run the streets without a survival manual I move day to day, unaware but well prepared digest the proper rations and framed lenses to help my stare exists 'cause I'm one step ahead Never get ahead of myself 'cause one too many steps could be one step ya dead I've played many times with the chess master Lost some of my pawns and sent my knights into shear and great disaster I stratagize and move through life's highway At the end smile with a Sinatra's sureness 'cause I know I did it +my way+ (Chorus 2x) [DJ Spin One cuts up] "it's soul survivor" |
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[DJ Spin One cuts up]
"I know you hate to hear the drama" x3 "the drama's all we know" "I know you hate to hear the drama" "the drama's all we know" [Jise One] Jise was a scapegoat with staggered tear hype Snipe life work on the street poles with jailstripes born spic with temples of dynamite Strolling turnpikes troopers will take your life Jise died a week ago, stealing some rice It's kinda trife without a wife and kids He landed on skid road facing a bid with blood on his bib, manslauthered his wiz He should've did the pride away, slid to hustle legit He grabbed dreams with mits, losing a steady grip Without the wits you're in shit Within the pits of sleaze hell, spit fits of hunger split his own wig Lava leaking from top lid, shades of grey coat his atmosphere, to rid 'em of the positives moves lived He broke grid, shifty biz the greenback sense Making a mends, with pocket cents He smoke sin, robbing ladies and gents He rather kick it on corners with sauna sources of hatred Patriot of the jungles of N.Y. he never made it Faded by the crossfires of gimmick He lost his image, LSD marking the scrimmage He'll never finish, forget it down in the village with saks of tray size Selling to vintage niggas with cashroll missing the whole prize He sizing up the shorty with splash expertise Within his eyes there's no ease, don't ask why She's cuty tease, cheese hag sittin on genital sore case, with all types of insecurities Get your knees and get these the D's and mom dukes discuss the where abouts of young man Who ran it contraband styles with dreams of rocking summerjam (damn) It's kinda sad that we blew out this concept (damn) It's kinda sad that we blew out this concept! [Chorus 2x:] Street life equals hard times plus hard crimes divided by death Prison multiplied by life wasted Swallowed by the Earth before you could even taste it [DJ Spin One cuts] "I've seen the hood raised brothers" "killed too many of us" "killed too many of us" |
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(Chorus: Swel Boogie + Q-Unique)
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? Don't worry now just take your time You have your water, your wife, plus three life lines WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? Get it right and for sure you'll be proud And if you need help you can even ask the heads in the crowd WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? Questions like these can take for weeks But for 30 seconds you can call one of your peeps WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? But get it wrong, and you'll lose your cash So I advise you, split the answer half and half (host contestants) What up playas and playettes, and studio audience guests? You tuned into the show that got you thinkin for the dough One million in cash if the right answer match You can spend it in the clubs or save it in a stash Our first contestant: Worf outta Borath Who hate half ass niggaz, he spit a lot so build a raft Contestant number two: I'm mister Quiles from the Bronx Where rap first got its props and street kids open barber shops Our third contestant: From Bushwick Brooklyn, better known as Crooklyn Swel Boogie, he'll keep you lookin Well then, now that we met our three contestants Sit your stink ass down and get ready for the first question! Complete the phrase: If you want to join the crew, you must see me, you can't sound like.. Stan & Paulie? Shan & Marley? Abraham & Correy? Capone-N-NORE? Who'll answer it for me? Is it Shan & Marley? Good guessing, next question! Which one of these choices make it harder to walk the block: Is it A) the liquor shop? B) dealers lacin the red top? C) closin the weed spot? D) the beast with black glocks, that rock knots claimin they heard shots, makin it more hot? I'd say: D) the beast, watch ol' flatfoot walk the streets *whoop whoop, pull over* That's the sound of da police Is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets pick it up a notch with more dough to collect What was Rakim before he became what he is today? Is it A) MC? B) b-boy? C) graff head? or D) DJ? I think it's: C) graff head, before becomin a microphone fiend he tagged with jungle green, that's what the magazine said Now is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets take it up a notch for more loot to collect Which dress possess the best breast: Dolly Parton in a cowboy vest? Tyra Banks in stretch? Lisa Lisa in sweats? Or Lil' Kim at the Grammys, showin half of her chest? What's gonna be your guess, now wait, take a minute to invest Who needs a minute when we know it's Lisa Lisa Bonita freaky latina, if you're watchin I wanna meet ya Is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets take it up a notch wtih some more loot to collect It seems like these contestants are on the right track So after these messages we'll be right back! *Can of Whoop-ass ads* We'd like to thank our sponsors, without them we wouldn't be here Now back to our contestants on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE Which of these would correct for the smell in a project building: Is it A) dirty diapers? B) pissin on the wall? C) beer on the floor? D) blunt smoke in the hall? Can I choose all, one out of four is a little tricky to call But I believe it's: B) Why? My stair case is like a stall with my moms lockin me out and I'm drunk pissin in corridors Now is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets take it up a notch with more loot to collect Darth Vader is the father of this guy, here's a sample: Is it Luke Skywalker? Luke Perry? Groovy Lou? or Luther Campbell? I'll use one of my life lines This money's for my daughter Okay, the heads is sayin it's Luke Skywalker Is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets take it up a notch with more cash to collect What's the best way to get on: Is it A) soundin like them? B) throw money on tables? C) gettin it in the anal? or is it D) start up your own label, nurture it from the craddle Back and forth to sacrifice but be always willin and able? Life line, quick! What's the answer? The choice is on the table Who better than do it yourself I'd say: start your own label Is that your final answer? Yes y'all! Correct! Now lets pick it up a notch with more dough to collect *beep* That sound indicates that we have ran out of time So tune in next week when we continue to climb (Chorus) WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? |