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Well I hear that she told you she'd been shacking up with your best friend
And the kick in the head is she said that she wants to again Well they was kissin and huggin and doin it right in your bed Oh this happened to you another foot has the shoe now instead And it's love and it's war and they say it's all fair But what's weird is that she not to mention that he didn't care About you or your feelings or your poor heart that's broken in two Was it her was it him tell me who had the whim to hurt you I bet you right about now that your practically wish you were dead With life as tough as it is sometimes it seems like show business instead And now you have found out that that thing they call trust is cut rate And now you hate the two of them more than you knew you could hate Well I hear that she told you she'd been shacking up with your best friend Yes and the kick in the head is she said that she wants to again Yeah they was kissin and huggin and doin it right in your bed Oh this happened to you another foot has the shoe now instead |
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| 2:03 | ||||
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| 2:28 | ||||
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
And the mind begins to wander back to happier days. I guess you'd say you were taken for granted I went on and on and I raved and I ranted,oh-- My tyrannical ways. Bridge 1 But now things are different, Cause now you are gone, I'm not so sure I can carry on. Always knew you were important to me But now I know you are a necessity, otherwise-- I start to go insane. Things weren't easy when we were together, We had plenty of days of lousy weather I'm in a hurricane. Bridge 2 I'm gonna grieve, I'm gonna moan. Cause you're not here, I'm all alone. The joke's on me You get the last laugh I found out the hard way you was my better half, and now- I'm the worse for the wear. When I see you again expect some champagne wine, On Valentine's Day expect a valentine Cause now I know How much I care. How much I care. |
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| 3:15 | ||||
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| 2:59 | ||||
Oh when I die & it wont be long
Oh you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong You're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad And if there's an after life I'll gloat & I'll be glad Might be a plane crash, or some sort of OD Might be a photograph in my obituary You might see it & you'll cry a lot Might want to wear black Oh, I'd be dead but you can bet your life, I'm gonna get you back I'm tired of being stuck up on your shelf Might not wait around, Might kill myself Not only would you miss me, you'd feel guilty to Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you. Ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle Snigger snigger snigger snigger Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk So you better take a warning & start treating me good Start doing the things that I think you should You better not pout & you better not cry The grim reaper ids coming to town & I just might die ------------- Lyrics Powered by LyricFind Written By WAINWRIGHT Lyrics © DOWNTOWN MUSIC PUB LLC OBO SNOWDEN MUSIC, INC.(ASCAP) |
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| 4:00 | ||||
Oh when I die and it won't be long
Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad Hey and if there's an after life I'll gloat and I'll be glad Might be a plane crash, or some sort of OD Hey there's going to be a photograph with my obituary You're gonna see it and you'll cry You're gonna wanna wear black Hey I'll be dead but you can bet your life, I'm gonna get you back I'm tired of being left up on your shelf I might not wait around, might kill myself Not only would you miss me, but you'd feel guilty to Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you. (sing-a-long) Ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle Snigger snigger snigger snigger Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk So you better take warning, start treating me good Start doing the things that I think you should And you better not pout and no you better not cry The grim reaper is a-comin' to town and I just might die |
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| 2:53 | ||||
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Rufus is a tit man
Suckin' on his mamma's gland Suckin' on the nipple It's a sweeter than the ripple wine. Yes its sweeter than the wine. You can tell by the way the boy burps That it's gotta taste fine. Marco Polo craved the spice and silk And Rufus craves the mamma's milk No moo-cow no billy-goat Is gonna get the baby's vote. Come on mamma, Come on and open up your shirt Yeah you've got the goods mamma Give the little boy a squirt. For my lungs and my liver I do definitely fear. I like to suck on cigarettes And drink the wine and beer. The doctor says I'm oral Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-. And I believe it's true. Ah son you look so satisfied I envy you. So put Rufus on the left one And put me right on the right And like Romulus and Remus We'll suck all night. Come on mamma Come on and lactate awhile. Yeah look down on us mamma And flash us a Madonna smile. |
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| 3:00 | ||||
Rufus is a tit man
Suckin' on his mamma's gland Suckin' on the nipple It's a sweeter than the ripple wine. Yes its sweeter than the wine. You can tell by the way the boy burps That it's gotta taste fine. Marco Polo craved the spice and silk And Rufus craves the mamma's milk No moo-cow no billy-goat Is gonna get the baby's vote. Come on mamma, Come on and open up your shirt Yeah you've got the goods mamma Give the little boy a squirt. For my lungs and my liver I do definitely fear. I like to suck on cigarettes And drink the wine and beer. The doctor says I'm oral Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-. And I believe it's true. Ah son you look so satisfied I envy you. So put Rufus on the left one And put me right on the right And like Romulus and Remus We'll suck all night. Come on mamma Come on and lactate awhile. Yeah look down on us mamma And flash us a Madonna smile. |
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