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Stop before you get my started
Maybe I'll just go I'm not exactly broken hearted But I think you already know That there's more to the story that I'm givin' up Maybe I should just grow up There's a picture of a girl somewhere That fits this empty frame And there's a song here somewhere with a happier refrain It came to me, I think they call it an epiphany Man that's a big word [Chorus:] All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary Somewhat somewhat documented And depicted in this book of memories That's as empty as a broken glass, Or a gas tank in my car If you can hear me now, Come out, come out, wherever you are I try so hard not to remember I wish I could forget The thoughts of you in syndication Just like the time I met Joan Jett At a Grammy party on a Saturday night After you and me had a big fight There's a picture of a boy somewhere that fits your empty frame I tried switching the station, But the song stays the same It came to me, think they call it an epiphany That line was lame [Chorus:] All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary Somewhat somewhat documented And depicted in this book of memories That's as empty as a broken glass Or a gas tank in my car If you can hear me now, Come out, come out, wherever you are [Bridge] Are you still at home? Or did you go to Rome? I swear I think I saw you on some Italian movie Showing on the plane I couldn't read your name Subtitles don't work on the credits, Man that's a shame And it's a shame 'bout me and you No one to blame but, you [Chorus:] All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary Somewhat somewhat documented And depicted in this book of memories That's as empty as a broken glass Or a gas tank in my car If you can hear me now, If you can hear me now, If you can hear me now, Come out, come out, wherever you are Wherever you are I think they call it an epiphany |
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| 2. |
| 3:29 |
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Four years you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure All the total dicks All the stuck up chicks So superficial, so immature Then when you graduate You take a look around and say HEY WAIT This is the same as where I just came from I thought it was over Aw that's just great The whole damn world is just as obsessed With who's the best dressed and who's having sex, Who's got the money, who gets the honeys, Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess And you still don't have the right look And you don't have the right friends Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends High school never ends Check out the popular kids You'll never guess what Jessica did How did Mary Kate lose all that weight And Katie had a baby so I guess tom's straight And the only thing that matters Is climbing up that social ladder Still care about your hair and the car you drive Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five Reese Witherspoon, She's the prom queen Bill Gates, Captain of the chess team Jack Black, the clown Brad Pitt, the quarterback I've seen it all before I want my money back The whole damn world is just as obsessed With who's the best dressed and who's having sex, Who's in the clubs, who's on the drugs, Who's throwing up before they digest And you still don't have the right look And you don't have the right friends And you still listen to the same shit you did back then High school never ends The whole damn world is just as obsessed With who's the best dressed and who's having sex, Who's got the money, who gets the honeys, Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess And you still don't have the right look And I still have the same three friends And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then High school never ends High school never ends High school never ends Here we go again |
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| 3. |
| 3:32 |
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I always thought my movie
Would be a comedy Not quite the tragedy that its become More slapstick than chickflick More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's So, thank me at the podium For a lifetime of contribution Turn on the cameras Someone cue the extras Hair and makeup to the set Because the big screen's callin Final casting call Its your big shot baby your the next big star On another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart Is fallin apart Your headed for the cutting room floor And in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl So if you miss my movie Get the DVD Check out the chemistry Between you and me Less 'Raising Arizona' More 'Steel Magnolias' So when you walk down that red carpet I hope you trip and fall I hope someone squirts you with a watergun A super soaker filled with pee Because the big screen's callin Final casting call Its your big shot baby your the next big star On another stupid movie About a guy with a broken heart Is fallin apart Your headed for the cutting room floor And in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl All apologies To kevin costner and that chick from monster Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer He was funny in 'Real Genius' [Greg] What about 'Top Gun'? [Jaret] No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny [Greg] Whatever Top secret was funny too Because the big screen's callin Final casting call Its your big shot baby your the next big star On another stupid movie About a guy with a broken heart Is fallin apart Your headed for the cutting room floor And in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl |
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| 4. |
| 3:27 |
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(This fucking song is all personality)
(Dude, that's the shit!) Well we've all heard about How the guys in the band Weren't the popular kids in school And now you hate your parents 'Cause of the way you turned out, But in the end the blame's on you And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart And your really artistic worldly views, It sells records when you're sad these days, It's super cool to be mad these days I think rock and roll is really funny When it's serious Don't hate us 'cause we're happy Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful Don't hate us if we make you smile, Or if we go the extra mile To make someone feel better On a really shitty day And if you're hearing what I'm saying then I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) Whooooo! Let's start a movement, let's start it right now And if you don't know where to start I can show you, I'm your new team captain Put your left hand over your heart And repeat after me... It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual (It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual) Chris, Gary? (Yeah, buddy?) You guys wanna join in? (Sure. Ah, man. Sorry, dude) It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual (It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual) Very nice. Very - nice. Don't hate us 'cause we're happy Don't hate us 'cause we're miserable Don't hate us if we make you smile, Or if we go the extra mile To make someone feel better on a really shitty day And if you're hearing what I'm saying then I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) That's right, ladies and gentleman! Pick up the phone, 'Cause Bowling For Soup is on the line! And you don't have to be sad anymore! You don't have to be mad anymore! We can all join hands and do ring around The freaking rosie! In fact, can we can get some "La la"s up in here? It sells records when you're sad these days It's super cool to be mad these days I think rock and roll is really funny When it's serious Yo, where're my "La la"s at! La la-la la, la-la la-la La la la la La la-la la, la-la la-la La la la la La la-la la, la-la la-la La la la la La la-la la, la-la la-la La la la la La la-la la, la-la la-la |
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| 5. |
| 3:48 |
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Remember Back At Ryder High
Wishing On Stars In The Texas Sky I Got Your Name Tattooed Across My Heart How Could We Lose Back In Black When We Were Hand In Hand Two Young Kids Like Jack And Diane Falling At The Speed Of Light Burning Up Never Felt So Right So Why I Don't Miss You Tell Me What I Am Supposed To Do After All The Shit That We've Been Through I Can't Feel A Thing Maybe I Was Too High Maybe I Just Sobered Up Too Soon You're Still On The Dark Side Of The Moon And Always On My Mind So Why Don't I Miss You So Many Nights We Drove Around King And Queen Of The Whole Damn Town Voted Most Likely To Succeed We Were Everybody's Meant To Be Burned Out Plans To Take Over The World Did I Fuck It Up, Or Did We Just Get Bored Kept Losing At The Same Old Game We Had Our 15 Minutes Of Fame We Took It All The Way You Can't Say We Didn't Try So Why I Don't Miss You Tell Me What I Am Supposed To Do After All The Shit That We've Been Through I Can't Feel A Thing Maybe I Was Too High Maybe I Just Sobered Up Too Soon You're Still On The Dark Side Of The Moon And Always On My Mind So Why Don't I Miss You Why Don't I Miss The Way You Laugh At Everything I Say You Mom's Apple Pie Always Blew Me Away It's Funny How I Always Write The Same Old Song I Wonder If You Ever Sing Along With Me Sing Along With Me So Why I Don't Miss You Tell Me What I Am Supposed To Do After All The Shit We've Been Through I Can't Feel A Thing Maybe I Was Too High Maybe I Sobered Up Too Soon You're Still On The Dark Side Of The Moon And Always On My Mind So Why Do I Miss You |
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| 6. |
| 3:28 |
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I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don't like to get brought down.
With anything about us and our kick ass true love tale. Sorry I swore just then cause I know how you hate it. And that cake you baked really sucked...but I ate it. Because I love you more then you could ever imagine. Here's a friendly goodbye 5,6,7 Ain't that a bee with an ich? Ain't that a mother trucker. You can go to h-e-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself. Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through.... SO F-YOU! f-you I can hang it out to dry cause I know how you like all your laundry beat. And not just thrown around like a chain saw in need you juggling. Sorry I flipped you off cause I know, how you hate it, and that home made porn I said that I erased, well I saved it. Because I love you more then you could ever imagine. Here's a friendly goodbye 5,6,7 Ain't that a bee with an itch? Ain't that a mother trucker? You can go to h-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself. Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through.... SO F-YOU! f-you....F-you! f-you and the horse you ride in on. I sent you a post card that says I'm glad you're not here. I bought you a tee shirt, but I used it to wipe up the beer. So now I'm spilling my guts to my friends about you. And I haven't found anything else nice to say. But f-you. f-you...5,6,7 Ain't that a bee with an ich? Ain't that a mother trucker. You can go to h-e-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself. Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through.... SO F-YOU! f-you. F-YOU, f-you F-YOU!!! That's right! |
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| 3:48 |
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Man, you're really one heck of a guy
best friend since Jr. High you showed me Playboy for the very first time that was rad We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the first row I pierced your ear right before the show we stole your brother's beer and he didn't know, whoa Whoa, your new girlfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now your stuck with her like melincamp is stuck with cougar guess that makes me the luckiest loser I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard getting in her pants wasn't really that hard 6 months later she crashed my car that was rad She's got a glow from her spray on tan Marilyn Manson is her favorite band I really think she mite worship satan not a fan Whoa, Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you should run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now she's stuck with you like a frat guy with a bad tattoo like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper guess that makes me the luckiest loser Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other A Lethal Weapon when you take her home to meet your mother she was a superstar backseat of my car those days are over now, but life goes on, yeah Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) (just wanna get some?) Yeah That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now your stuck with her like melincamp is stuck with cougar like number two on a pooper scooper I guess that makes me the luckiest loser That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion (luckiest loser) I know you know she used to be my girl (luckiest loser) you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb (luckiest loser) and did I mention that you both suck? |
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| 4:06 |
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I woke up today. That was my first mistake. Woulda been better off In the middle of a dream I was havin' bout a brighter day. Yesterday, I gave my heart away. By the middle of the day, You could search for a sucker and buy it now on ebay. [CHORUS 1] Hold your head up and face the day. Seems like everybody's got a way to say ""I'm doing OK."" I'm OK as long as you're happy- Without me. Without my hand- to hold. Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold. Oh yeah you're cold. Popsicle lovin, pie crusts, Promises, ice cream kisses That I'm really gonna miss you. Smithsonian, peppermint, Sugar coated accident, empty locker, cavity, And now we're just history. And this is all I ever wnated. I can take the heartbreak. Can I get something for my lovesick stomache ache? I threw up today. I kinda sorta prayed To go back in time and rewrite these lines But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary. ""What's that?"" you say. You say you're not so OK. Looin down from the top of a 30-foot drop. That's exactly what you wanted. [CHORUS 2] Hold your head up and face the day. Seems like yesterday you got your way. But I am doing OK. What's that you say? You say you're not really happy without me. Without my hand- to hold. Without my jacket To keep you warm when you're cold. This is all I ever wnated. I can take the heartbreak. Can I get something for my lovesick stomacheache? And this is much more than I needed. (Can I have some Ginger Ale?) I feel the agony of the defeated. (Tell her she can go to hell.) And if you really wanna make me feel better Just don't let her take the sweater I was wearin when I met her Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers. But it's mine. That shit is mine. Popsicle lovin, pie crusts, Promises, ice cream kisses That I'm really gonna miss you. Smithsonian, peppermint, Sugar coated accident, empty locker, Cavity, and now we're just history. [x3] |
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| 3:24 |
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Judy has a dad that might as well be dead
A case they may have in every other kid But she's a much more beautiful person than you'll ever know She hates the world, at least the one outside She's a MySpace kid living a virtual life And she's a much more beautiful person than she'll ever know [Pre-Chorus:] Close your eyes and the time zips by In this life, it's okay to cry sometimes It can be hard to see when it's right in front of you [Chorus:] You're gonna smile sometimes And worlds will collide I know you're tired of waiting (waiting) So when you're through with hating (hating) You'll be a much more beautiful person And now you know And now you know Tommy can't help but feeling alone Walking the halls with his head hung low And he's a much more beautiful person than he'll ever know High School kids can be so nasty In a cut-throat world for popularity A much more beautiful person than he'll ever know [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] And you don't feel so lucky But I've seen so many things in you Believe me, I know just what you're going through so stand up and take a bow hold your head high don't ever let them get you down it's all about you and that's not how they do You're gonna smile sometimes And worlds will collide I know you're tired of waiting (waiting) So when you're through with hating (hating) You'll be a much more beautiful person You'll be a much more beautiful person You'll be a much more beautiful person And now you know And now you know And now you know |
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| 2:31 |
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Friends like you!
Who needs friends? Friends like you! Who needs friends? Friends like you! Who needs friends? Friends like you! You know ya left the window open And now the cat is gone And my girlfriend says you're really sweet what the hell is going on? You never gave me back my leather jacket And now it's out of style And I warned you that that instance Would set my house on fire Now i'm not going to beat you up Or drag you through the mud I just want all my CD's back In the cases with the hard work still intact Friends like you! Who needs friends? Friends like you! Who needs friends? Friends like you! Who needs friends? When friends like You-o-o-ou Who needs friends? Like when the guy put you in Reno, Had a lawyer for a dad. He got ours mixed up and sued my ass. Man that was really cool Of you to fix me up with a girl from work That used to be a guy When you lost all my money on the superbowl It made me WANT TO CRY! I'm not going to beat you up or drag you through the mud When the pending file sharing suit goes down And why'd you need The whole Metallica catalog anyway? We haven't liked them for ten years. We like the Queers, we like beers Stuck with Van Halen through the shitty years. Now its over YEAH! You know ya left the back door open AND NOW THE DOG IS GONE And my girlfriend says you're really sweet WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? And you never gave me back My leather jacket and now it's outta style I should have beat you With your burkenstock When you set my house on fire! FRIENDS LIKE YOU! Who needs friends? Friends like you! Who needs friends? When friends like you-o-o-ou Like you-o-ou who needs friends? |
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Well i know that it's early and it's too hard to think and the broken empty bottle's a reminder in the sink but i thought that i should tell you, if it's not too late to say i can put back all the pieces, they just might not fit the same cuz nothing's worth losing especially the chance to make it right and i know that we're gonna be fine and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time as long as we live times passes by and we won't get it back when we die well i know it's been years now and i don't look the same and the hopes and dreams you had for me you thought went down the drain and the room feels so empty where my pictures used to be and i can't say that i blame you.but you can't blame me cuz nothing's worth losing especially the chance to make it right and i know that we're gonna be fine and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time as long as we live times passes by and we won't get it back when we die come over, come over cuz i gotta know if i am doing this all on my own come over, come over how can't i show you if you're not here? and i know that we're gonna be fine and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time as long as we live times passes by and we won't get it back when we die come over, come over i gotta know well i know that it's early... |
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| 3:14 |
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Such a big man, such a little chick.
I think it all goes back to your tiny Pick- up truck in the driveway, With a sticker on the window ""Rest in Peace Number 3"". Tell all your friends How you put her in her place. 7 pounds of makeup Just to hide her beat up face. Such a pretty face. [CHORUS] It takes a tough man to slap her around. Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. She's wearing shades Behind the tinted glass. And I've got 99 biker friends That wanna kick your ass. Tell her that you're sorry. Blame it on the beer. Your dad was mean to you. Your friends think you're an asshole And I do too. Over compensatin' for your small shoes. Takin her away, but you won't say when. Hold her in your arms, Tell her this won't happen again. When will this end? Well [CHORUS] I wish Bruce Lee was here right now With his trusty nun-chucks Chuck Norris is still alive, So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger, All the dudes from ""Danger, Danger"". Let's get the A-Team, 50 Cent with his bling-bling, And a couple of prison guards. [CHORUS] Start runnin' now. We're gonna kick your ass! |
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| 3:26 |
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I was out on the front line, doin' just fine.
Put it all behind me 'til I cam across a letter from an old friend, Askin' "How you been?" Stopped me dead in my tracks And shot me right back there to '02 And it was me and you What am I supposed to say? I hope I don't fall head over heals Cause I know how it's gonna feel. And I don't think I could live through you again. [CHORUS] So don't don't don't Let it be love love love Because it hurts a lot, like it or not. If it comes down to love or money, It won't be love love love It won't be love love love. And I know I should know better. Man, I hate this stuff. Don't let it be love. Let's think in the front line. I'm on the drop line. So fill me in, bash me over the head. Wish I was dead. Time heals everything, Time heals everything. At least that's what I've read. Here we go again. We're head over heals And I know how it's gonna feel. When it crashes and it burns It'll be too much. So [CHORUS] And if I ever hear that song again I just might kill someone. Not literally But the thought has crossed my mind. So don't don't don't Let it be love love love I'm much better with WHAM! BAM! Thank you Ma'am [CHORUS] |
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| 5:53 |
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You were right all along.
You know I hate that, admitting I was wrong. So I don't answer the phone when it's you. It's funny when I see the caller I.D. Shows the phone line's still in your dad's name. So hey, I'm doing OK. And I'll get back to you if you come back to me. Your voice is so Marilyn Monroe. It's funny how that makes me wanna smash the phone. I wonder if J.F.K. ever felt this way. All alone, like Summer when it snows. So out of place, so out of those fake smiles. I used to do so well. And here's the part of the song Where I start to break down like my broken heart. But it's not gonna matter The lines are all down from a hurricane They should have named after you. Maybe I should get a Scorpions ringtone To remind me of you. [CHORUS] So hey, I'm doing OK. And I'll get back to you if you come back to me. Oh, here we go. Just like a broken record skippin' apart That we both oughta know by heart. ([2nd time:] And I can still hear you singing along) We were right there, And now it seems so tragic. No happy ending, Now this whole thing seems so drastic. You asked me 20 times Where we could find our magic. Ask David Copperfield or even Rick O'Casic. David Blaine,(where's the magic?) Lance Burton, (where's the magic?) Harry Potter,(where's the magic?) I used to think pop rocks were magic. Sigfried and Roy, (where's the magic?) Shaquille O'Neal, (why'd you leave the magic?) You asked me 20 times, Or was it 28, And your greatest trick ever Was your great escape. [CHORUS] |
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