My friends Gonna tell you about my friends: My friends ain't enough for one hand, My friends ain't enough for one hand, My friends don't amount to one hand, One hand.
My friends don't add up to one hand, My friends don't amount to one hand, One hand. Tell ya 'bout my friends. (Why do you count them?)
My friends don't count up to one hand, My friends cannot count on one hand. My friends don't amount to one hand.
Tell ya 'bout my friends. My friends don't add up to one hand, My friends don't count up to hand. Tell ya 'bout my friends. My friends don't amount to one hand, My friends don't count up to one hand, One hand. Tell ya 'bout my friends.
I'm in love with the Carrier Bag Man I love the Carrier Bag Man X2 Carrier bags strewn all around the room Ah, the Carrier Bag Man-- I am him Coz I am the Carrier Bag Man -- I am the carrier bag man
I've no time to sit comfortable down But I still need armchairs round my home To put carrier bags on
I am the Carrier Bag Man Carry a bag man!
I don't make waves, I hide bags in graves No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways Please all you onlookers understand So make gangway for Carrier Bag Man
I am Carrier Bag Man
(megaphone rant)
When in town I keep head down Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around There's few good places to hide bags behind
Get a hotel today. Go get a hotel today. Go get a hotel today. Before the idea slips away, Get a hotel. Go get a hotel today. That was the first question raised, There was a question raised. Get a hotel Wanna get in (x2) But this is not the place to bring it up Go get a hotel today(x2) Before the bike siren calls Times running Like butter dissolving Times running, time dissolving, Times running melting Times running passing Its running passing. Get a hotel today (x2) She says get a hotel Ne'er do well Get a hotel (x2) Before the bike siren calls And the horn siren yells It says Get a hotel (x2) You better Go get a hotel today (x2) Times running Times running passing Times running, Times running, It's running it's passing Like butter melting Times running, passing, it's running passing Like flesh cut melting It's running it's passing times running it's passing dissolving, I was eating gravel when two cars put in. (x2) Headlights dousing, Broken warehouse; I just got out Dirt inhaled The cinders told me, Ya shoulda got a hotel. Go get a hotel today. x2 Before the bike siren calls. And the blood-curdlers yell. Go get a hotel today. All thugs use the Burton ploy; The Lord acts Around my appeal. He says get a hotel. Shoulda! Go get a hotel today. Get a hotel. A little voice yells should of got a hotel. Get a hotel. Go a hotel today. Get a hotel, Get a hotel.
From the hotbed of creation in dreamstate. The cure, bulletin, zeitung Was in no pill. Look under. The cure was in no pill.
The German athletic star was continually ill. For months doctors were puzzled. The star would complain of the smell in his room. On visiting him this was found to be true. An odor resembling hot-dogs permeated the whole bedroom.
A solution was only discovered by my closely watching his brother Gert. Gert was handsome, well-meaning, but slightly a careless type. Not malicious, I hope you understand and grasp. No chance.
But on returning from his clerical job, Gert would park his Volkswagen at the end of the day willy-nilly in the driveway, usually the wrong way round, so that the exhaust fumes would flow upwards right through the open windows of the athletic star's upstairs bedroom. (carburettor)
I also discovered that Gert would turn his engine over for up to an hour. I don't know why. Citizens in my street are also partial to this.
Look under. The cure was in no pill.
Obtaining a new parking space for Gert's motor-car, athletic star soon recovered. Unfortunately, this being East Germany, Gert patriotically volunteered to be sent on a labor beautification course of the countryside north-west of Dresden. And never seen again. And never seen again.
Look under. The cure was in no pill. Had to look under the window sill. The window sill.
Look under. The cure was in no pill. Had to look under the window sill. The window sill.
From certain facts you have to go on and further and often it is better to go around or look under. the windowsill
A flat season - vision gone Picture frame it, and say so long; My Aqua-cat is where it's at and new to mammal range Buy you know it would never suit, territories Alpine
In These TIMES - Meeowww In These Times - Fishcat Mother In This Time - Spectral Filter In These Times - A Feline Nutter
In these times;
A Man down South, he did go out and he did kill fifteen What the papers could not grasp or work out, was his life in a Flea brain;
In These Times - Universal Tepid In These Times - Stagnant Mind In This Time - And in these times These Times - They're both the same
Diluted Jesuits pour out of mutual walkmans From Elland Road to Venice Pensions and down the Autobahns;
In This Time - If That's it I'm leaving In These Times - Leave this planet fast In These Times - It affects my sleeping In This Time - My dreams are one to miss Ones to be avoiding In times like this
I often hope in days ahead my gossamer front gates, will keep out the trash in which my psychic streets' emershed;
In These Times - Spectral Filter In These Times - In Your Midst In These Times - This song's a belter In This Time - For times like this
In These Times - I picture framed pre-teen rap gangs, with alsatians, Scapa flow steel became inexpensive
A first season - vision gone Picture frame it - and say so long They say 'Give up Buster' - Cram it down But I grow stronger, and break their Midszzzzzzzz
Fool of the Commonwealth drove down there, Down turnpike; Desperate for food desperate for respite.
The steak place. The steak place
Cheap carpet lines the way Aluminium tack door handles Candelabra lions head Via butchers display too.
The steak place (x2)
Via a carcass row Things are brought forward and eaten, I see the corners filled with hitmen, To young lawyers they are whispering, in
The steak place (x2)
I wanna stay here, I don't wanna go anywhere, I could remain here,
Head down Head down Head down Head, head, head down The steak place (x2)
I'd stop the automation, I'd sit behind dusty lace, I have a word with hitmen, I give off a beatific face.
The steak place (x2) From New York City run screaming, Into New England states, Combined a man not should have to do this, A man should not use his fist in
The steak place. The steak place.
I wanna stay here, I don't wanna go anywhere, I shall remain here.
Something happened in Bremen, I know Something I don't want to Something under the ceiling muttered Something in its steel shutters
Underlining my usual timing Aligning casual set-list And it aligned? Knowing where right room is I was more than usual pissed
Was first ashamed at bruise on wrist Was then annoyed at skin-patch on back Then myself, I did acquit On Bremen Nacht
Ich leave real quick das Bremen Nacht
Ich rausum mach aus bremen nacht
Ich rausum mach das bremen nacht
Ic-raus-Mach-Schnell aus das bremen nicht
Ich-aus Schnell mach sas bremen nacht
Ich Mach Schnell pack und aus das bremen nacht
Ich raus schnell mach von bremen nacht.*
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The child's four-fingered bruises on my hip Meant I had been one day possessed
Right through Bremen Nacht Right on to Bremen Tag The sunlit Bremen day By Tonsillitis size train station Hof Could only in one way fail to impress This on drinks door I did lay I had been one day possessed
Ich rausum mach aus bremen nacht
Thank God skin-patch is nearly gone And the impress of fingers dead Have disappeared and left me alone
That's one night I didna put jackboots on Don't want to end reflection It's still there, though I am gone
And it will be a long long long time gone before my spirit will in accident go back and come from Bremen Nacht go back and come from Bremen Nacht
You let me down again And then your goth, slag brain says Tuff life yeah baby! X8
All you ever say Is round revival boogie It's a revival boogie It's a It's a small flat baby Tuff life yeah baby! Tuff life yeah baby! All you ever need Tuff life yeah baby! X4 With the balding man You went to the Netherlands And with a pernicious refrain You return and say the same Give it to me baby one more time X5 You forever say Tuff life yeah baby! Tuff life yeah baby!
Baghdad/Space Cog/Analyst * You'll never guess who informed It was Craig and Steve The stool pigeons, cha-cha-cha-cha...
Guest informant, guest informant Guest informant, guest informant I followed the colonel to the cheap hotel, I tapped the beds I wired the phones as well, Colonel Boggs Maroley was his mantle Had not counted on I had not counted on Guest Informant, guest informant
I've been split on, I've been touted on, I had not counted on Guest Informant
In the burning scorch of another Sunday over The miserable Scottish hotel, Resembled a Genesis or Marillion, 1973 LP cover All the hotel staff had been dismissed, It was me, the Hoover, and the O. A. P.s Asked: Could he turn killer? Thought: could I kill him? Pondered: Or is he itinerant? But I guess he's just a cog analyst Guest informant, guest informant
Baghdad/Space Cog/Analyst.
I could not comprehend, I could not understand Had not counted on, I had not counted all Guest informant, guest informant I've been split by a first-grade moron And I had not counted on, I had not counted on Guest informant, guest informant Guest informant, guest informant I've been let down, by a first-grade moron And I could not comprehend Had not counted on Guest informant, guest informant
The magnificent structure straddled the river As I dictated my autobiography to my biographer When I heard this tune My title was "Renegade Genius" But was interrupted much too soon Was interrupted much too soon I received this line
Twister
From me in Hampstead he received a letter I headed it "Dear Twister" Up from West Hampstead I visited Keswick On permission from the guard I begun like this but could not continue it When I heard this tune (It begun like this but could not continue it) My ears were burned By this tune My head swooned By this tune
Twister
The train from London on day of lunacy Was packed with innocents Children tended by walkman'd parents Cretins auditioning For non-existent parts on TV One The train was a tube Within the crushing beauty of the countryside On the London-Keswick run
Twister
((MES in background: My head burned...burned...da da da da..my ears burned.. countryside has sold out..countryside...cheap phone calls home... accent all around..cheap phone calls...ramble..grinning... normally..rambled...in my ear hole...was day of lunacy..some things like...explosives..of pages turned..shadows..massive fucking noises...pop stars.. heh heh hackles...try mystic meg..twister...rustic town... twister)