Please come home to your daddy, and explain yourself to me 
Because I and you are man and wife, tryin' to start a family 
I'm beggin' you baby, cut out that off the wall jive 
If you can't treat me no better, it gotta be your funeral and my trial 
When I and you first got together, 't was on one Friday night 
We spent two lovely hours together, and the world knows alright 
I'm just beggin' you baby, please cut out that off the wall jive 
You know you gotta treat me better, if you don't it gotta be your funeral and my trial 
Alright 
The good Lord made the world and everything was in it 
The way my baby love is some solid sentiment 
She can love to heal the sick and she can love to raise the dead 
You think I'm jokin' but you better believe what I say 
I'm beggin' you baby, cut out that off the wall jive 
Yeah, you gotta treat me better, or it gotta be your funeral and my trial