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Matilda Smith-Williams Home For The Aged
Bingo and buggy rides Wheelchairs and early nights Matilda Smith-Williams Home For The Aged And if you smuggle in Another drop of gin We’ll take your hearing aid away They never hear what you say Matilda Smith-Williams Home For The Aged A second childhood But only if you’re good I hear Matilda passed away Her spirit’s still with us today She watches over us And those who make a fuss You’ve never had it so good They’d run away if they could |
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Let me count the ways I love you babe
You don’t know what you do I’m a mess without your love baby blue You were the only one I ever loved You know I owe you every time You were the first one to believe in me And that’s before I had a dime I’m a mess without your love baby blue As I walk by along the waterfront With all my clothes soaked wet through Let me count the ways I love you babe I’m a mess without your love baby blue |
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There’s a ten ton truck
Coming down the road No matter how fast I drive No matter where I go Don’t turn back It keeps coming near Don’t turn back Don’t let it come near Just when you think you’re safe And you’re in control You see an open road Not another soul Can’t stop shaking and your blood runs cold Fuel injection that runs way too slow Will this killer win and run you off the road |
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I can’t see, I can’t sleep
I can’t swim, I can’t talk Can’t write, I can’t count Can’t fly, can’t play today Take your things and run away Grab yourself a holiday Fix your nose and change your name Thyroid eyes they diagnose Myopia A red light stomach ache Relax, but don’t be late It’s too loud I’ve disappeared I can’t drink, I can’t tell the time Epic hero Gilgamesh Battling with a lioness One man war against the odds Spectacles that break because Myopia I don’t think that I can afford ya You make me ugly, anyhow I think I see a car before me Or maybe I’ve just hit a cow |
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Another night I’ve drunk my fill
Perhaps it’s time to dim the light And while the hours the sandman comes Stumbling round like a bowery bum Maybe I’ll dream an Egyptian scene Taking the easy way out Taking the easy way out again Maybe we’ll meet in paradise Where far beyond the shores of trust A boat on sea can travel the land We set sail for a castle of sand The desert wind Can darken your skin |
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You know it’s so hard
To be up before dawn A few seconds’ breath A last cigarette Execution fever In a war torn land Maybe it’s the will of the Lord Or the mind of man There’s been heavy fighting In the Gulf of Iran Pour away your whiskey Or meet the kiss of the lash Cover up your women Like it says in the Koran Maybe it’s the will of the Lord Or the mind of man |
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