“요즘 세상에 랩 앨범으로 100만 장 이상 팔 수 있는 비결? 바로 티-페인을 앨범에 참여시키면 된다!” 그래미수상자, 트랜드를 이끄는 히트메이커 티-페인, 그가 전례없는 히트 기록을 세우며 최첨단 블록버스터 신작으로 돌아왔다! [THR33 RINGZ] 블랙 뮤직의 그래미 어워드 [BET HIP-HOP AWARD 2008]의 호스트로 선정! 크리스 브라운(Chris Brown)의 ’Kiss Kiss’, 플로-라이더(Flo-Rida)의 ’Low’, 릴 웨인의 ’Got Money’, 카니예 웨스트(Kanye West)의 ’Good Life’ 등 현시대를 이끄는 힙합/알앤비 스타들의 무수한 히트곡에 참여한 히트메이커 티-페인의 대망의 신작!
2007년 발표하여 단숨에 빌보드 차트 정상을 차치하고 순식간에 100만장이 팔려나간 2집 [Epiphany] 의 성공신화를 이을 2008년 신작 [Thr33 Ringz]는 티-페인 스타일의 완성이라 부를만하다. 세련된 편곡과 멋들어진 멜로디 메이킹이 돋보이는 총 17곡의 신곡이 수록된 앨범은 거의 모든 수록곡이 히트곡이 될 수 있을 정도로 강한 중독성과 높은 퀄리티를 자랑한다. 앨범 발매 전에 먼저 공개되어 싱글 차트 7위까지 올랐던 ’Can’t Believe It’은 절친한 동료인 릴 웨인이 참여한 곡으로 티-페인의 물오른 감각과 릴 웨인과의 훌륭한 콜라보를 감상할 수 있는 멋진 트랙이다. 이어 서 이 앨범의 두 번째 싱글인 ’Chopped N Skrewed’는 본 앨범의 백미로 마치 테입이 늘어진 듯한 느릿하고 곡의 일정 부분이 반복되게 믹스한 ’Chopped N Screwed’라는 장르를 실제 트랙에 응용한 아이디어가 무릎을 탁 치게 만들만큼 멋지다. 절묘한 훅과 완벽한 편곡, 피쳐링으로 참여한 루다크리스(Ludacris)의 완벽한 랩까지 합쳐져 그야말로 대단한 명곡이 탄생했다. 앨범의 세 번째 싱글이자 본 앨범의 타이틀 곡인 ’Freeze’는 ’Kiss Kiss’에서 호흡을 맞추었던 크리스 브라운과 함께한 가벼운 업 템포 트랙으로 이미 차트와 댄스 플로어를 달구고 있으며 이 외에도 장중하고 스피디한 비트 위로 티-페인의 래핑을 감상할 수 있는 ’Karaoke’, 씨아라(Ciara)가 참여하고, 일렉트로니카와 티-페인 스타일의 조화를 보여주는 "Blowing Up", 뮤지끄 소울차일드(Musiq Soulchild)를 비롯한 거물 소울 싱어들이 대거 참여한 ’Reality Show"’, 그리고 카니예 웨스트와 다시 조우한 ’Therapy’, 그리고 정규 앨범에서는 공개되지 않았떤 ’Dracila Skit’, ’Bad Side’, ’Phantom’ 등 놓칠 수 없는 23개의 트랙으로 가득찬 앨범. .... ....
Hit this shorty man I gotta do this shit every night man I'm so sick of this circus shit So sick, listen to this, everybody clappin an' shit This nigga sangin and shit, cause he the ringleader (Why you say all that shit nigga?) I'm just sayin, this nigga think he the ringleader an' shit Fuck that motherfucker! (I know one thing, if muh'fuckin Pain knew we was out here) (smokin in his Cadillac right outside the tent, this nigga'd be mad as fuck) Maaaaaan, man fuck Pain, fuck this clown shit I can't be a clown (God damn nigga!) (I'm sayin I gotta do what I gotta do) Fuck that nigga I can't be a clown (I got kids nigga) Nigga all we perform for is kids, fuck this shit~! (This what we do nigga) {HEY!! HEY!! Nigga get your shit together we doin a brand new show tonight} {You niggaz stop smokin in my fuckin Cadillac...}
Thr33 Ringz, class clown jump, third time around y'all If I was just to step in the ring, and out of the box Would everybody be on my... or will I stop Say hello to my lil' friend, hey, styles change up like Lil' Kim Fake, I let my heat swing, T-Pain so active homey The way the beat bump niggaz try to get Proactiv on me (DAAAMN!) But I done (cleared) the rumors E'rything in the open, now you know how big the room is Tell 'em what the truth, they can't handle it They thank a nigga's slicker than a mayonnaise sandwich Uhh, but they be like g-g-g-God damn it, pause! This nigga pockets fatter than Santa Clause (OHHHHHH~!) This nigga career big like some granny drawers Had to get a piano to put his Grammy on Yeah Ferrari, Bentley, Escalade Beemer, Bentley Coupe, cut the checks, let's get paid Fuck a Vette, make it rain, Lamborghini I don't cover shit up like a transfer-tini I give a damn if you see me I'ma did what I does I ain't doin shit wrong like I'm kissin my cousin I know you wanna hear somethin different Ain't you tired of his shit! Ain't you curious about this shit Even if you picked the shit up from a distance At least stand still for a second and listen I'm tellin you now it ain't a thing I got the bling bling of a rapper but I sing so welcome to Thr33 Ringz!
Oh Oh Oh Hey, we gonna have a ripping good time Just hit rewind And you can see I'm far too crazy
My rhythms and rhymes Keep niggas in line Cause now is not the time to be lazy
I'm the ringleader man A cane in my hand And an iced out top hat on my head. Ain't you tired of that wackiness Sick of this whack shit Wouldn't you like some of me instead The ringleader man This is my circus I'm working I can flip this whole thang with one hand The ringleader man I know It's the fact that you rather just have some of me instead The ringleader man
Huh
The ringleader man
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Hey, this industry is my circus I know that it hurts Just sit back and take pain like i use to And I'm try to stop cursing But i don't give a fuck I'm gonna curse u with lyrical voodoo
I'm the ringleader man You can't understand The shit that comes out my head But you like all that wackiness Loving all that whack shit I rather say fuck you instead
The ringleader man This is my circus I'm working I can flip this whole thang with one hand The ringleader man I know It's the fact that you rather just have some of me instead The ringleader man
[Hook 1:] Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me Yeah Yea-Yeah
[Verse 1: T-Pain] Have you ever seen A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar) Straight out of a magazine And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are) So you say let me buy you a drink Or let a conversation If that's what you want to do (do-do) And she said love is about to end And you said welcome to my crib And She said I can't leave my friends
[Chorus 1:] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed Screwed-Screwed Chopped-Chopped And Screwed You've officially been Dance-Dance Screwed And Ewed-Ewed Chopped Screwed-Screwed You've officially been chopped and screwed And-And Screw Chop-Screw-Screwed You've officially been Screwed Screwed Screw-Screw Chop-Chop And Screwed You've officially been And-And Screwed
[Hook 2:] Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah) Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed) Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah) Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)
[Verse 2: T-Pain] Have you ever been in the VIP room Of your favorite strip club (club-club) And you got a shawty on you Kissing on your neck Making you feel like she so in love (love-love) Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up) And you said shawty what's really up And she takes big sip out yo cup And she said it'll be 60 bucks
[Chorus 2:] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed Screwed-Screwed Chopped-Chopped And Screwed You've officially been Dance-Dance Screwed And Ewed-Ewed Chopped Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha)) You've officially been chopped and screwed
[Ludacris:] Nah-Nah-Nah Shawty why you acting all like that (like that) Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope) You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup) You got to be out yo mind (ey) I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo) Back breaker Put you over my knees Put you on punishment Women and I'll spank ya (baaa) Have you praising the lord Like thank you-thank you Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus) But have you ever met a women that will lead you on And still you work instead of please her (yup) Have her singing this song Cause all night long She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup) But I got to admit that I have Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey) Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey) Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grab (ey) Comming back to haunt me So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened) Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)
[Chorus 3:] Now you've officially been chopped and screwed Screwed-Screwed Chopped-Chopped And Screwed You've officially been Dance-Dance Screwed And Ewed-Ewed Chopped Screwed-Screwed You've officially been chopped and screwed And-And Screw Chop-Screw-Screwed You've officially been Screwed Screwed Screw-Screw Chop-Chop And Screwed You've officially been And-And Screwed
[Hook 3:] Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah) Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed) Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME
You know what I wanna do I'm gone drive is motherfucker not just sit it in it I hope ride in that nigga car im tell you that right now You know he gone take you out Knowing he gone trip on that shit old bitch ass nigga I'm tellin' you nigga put the key in The motherfuckin' ignition let's go Round you understand me you know what I'm saying Let's take this motherfucker see what it got under the hood You understand me that on you we just Ridin' stop all that bullshiting you understand Stick it to the strip club bitches sitting there makin' that booty Clap make it sound like a motherfucker standing ovation up in that bitch you understand me It's like an A-T-M machine you put yo dollar in shit Come out yeah I put plenty dollars up in the motherfucker I catch one bitch up in there lookin' last week nigga I saw one bitch with 5 niggas tattooed on her left ass check You know that's when a bitch need to make a decision You know if you love the nigga or you don't love the nigga I don't mind the names I fuck right past the name you understand me I them motherfuckin' names turn into 1 long ass sentence When get to swin' this motherfuckin' pole On these bitches you understand me you know what im sayin' My dick is the shit batman motherfuckin' slide down To change clothes get in the Bat mobile nigga It's a pole up in this bitch a pole a motherfunckin' pole A god damn nigga you done burned my hand with that shit Oh damn we done fuck the nigga Cadillac up nigga get out the car
I get it down on the dance floor Watch this You don't even know girl
Come here you know what I do If you can do it too And that's just something that makes me More attracted to you And I and I wanna see you Break it down for me yes we in this private Girl I like ya body But can you tick tick tick tick tick tick Pop Lock and Drop it Cause I and I wanna see you Break it down for me Watch this Girl I been Wait'n All night to see you dance like me You gon sweat yo outfit out Tryna dance like me now Freeze like me
Shawty Girl I wanna battle battle Meet me downstairs stairs Bring yo dancing shoes And something to tie ya hair Cause I cause I'm about to Break it down on you I see you with your friends You don't wanna get embarrassed I know you see my bling bling Check out the karats Cause I I'm about to break it down on you Girl I been wait'n All night to see you dance like me And you gon sweat yo outfit out Tryna dance like me Freeze like me
Girl lets get it poppin crackin Tell me how you feel feel Lets get up on this floor And do this thang for real Cause we we you and me me Can really break it down together Watch me slide on ya on ya Watch me ride on ya on ya You ain't gotta say it You think I'm fly don't ya Cause we we you and me me Can really break it down Girl I been wait'n All night to see you dance like me And you gon sweat ya outfit out Tryna dance like me Now Freeze Like Me Yeah Lamborghini Breezy Or Graffiti Breezy It's easy
I just want you to relax And I'm gon leave this pop popped in Drop droppin 1234 Freeze Girl I been wait 'n All night to see you dance like me And you gon sweat ya outfit out Tryna dance like me now Freeze like me
[T-Pain:] You get me so enegetic Everything is copacetic Slide with a nigga I'm so electric And baby girl you can bet it all And you ain't got to sweat it Go home and put on that dress let's Go out there will be no more stressing And girl tonight I'm gonna be your dog
[Ciara:] Oww I like it you know I'm the type to have fun Slow wine it you can jump on in if you want
[T-Pain:] Baby girl don't fight it You know tonight's your night We can go use it though and abuse because your like
[T-Pain:] Techno music
[Ciara:] Electronica
[T-Pain] Baby let's do this
[Ciara:] Boy I want to love
[T-Pain:] I got to be real girl I don't feel like growing up The bartender filling up my cup If you looking for love girl your in luck cause I'm blowing Up
I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) Bartender filling up my cup Cause I'm blowing up I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up
Wassup with that good connection I got one simple question Can I be on your guest list And boy tonight we gonna get it on Oww I feel like this is destined To happen relaxing Enjoy what we got cracking Because we got something special going on
[T-Pain:] Oww I like it You know I'm the type to have fun Slow wine it girl don't try to fight what you want
[Ciara:] Oww baby boy I'm trying You know tonight's your night We can go use it though and abuse because your like
[T-Pain:] Techno music
[Ciara:] Electronica
[T-Pain:] Baby let's do this
[Ciara:] Boy I want to love
[T-Pain:] I got to be real girl I don't feel like growing up The bartender filling up my cup If you looking for love girl your in luck cause I'm blowing Up
I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) Bartender filling up my cup Cause I'm blowing up I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up
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[T-Pain:] Oww I like it You know I'm the type to have fun Slow wine it girl don't try to fight what you want
[Ciara:] Oww baby boy I'm trying You know tonight's your night We can go use it though and abuse because your like
[T-Pain:] Techno music
[Ciara:] Electronica
[T-Pain:] Baby let's do this
[Ciara:] Boy I want to love
[T-Pain:] I got to be real girl I don't feel like growing up The bartender filling up my cup If you looking for love girl your in luck cause I'm blowing Up
I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) Bartender filling up my cup Cause I'm blowing up I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up (blowing up) I'm blowing up
she make me feel so good better than i would by myself or if I was with somebody else you don't understand she make the people say yeah yeah I can put you in the log cabin somewhere in aspen Girl ain't nothing to the pain ain't trickin if you got it what you askin for Put you in the mansion somewhere in wiscansin Like i said ain't nothin to the pain we can change that last name what happnin Cause you look so good Tell me why you wanna work here I put you on the front page of a king magazine but you gon get yourself hurt here Eh baby i brought you in the back just to have a conversation Really think you need some venalation Lets talk about you & me Oh I can't believe it she all on me i think she want me I can't leave her lonely naw Oh I can't believe it she all on me i think she want me I can't leave her lonely naw And you don't understand she make the people say yeah yeah yeah She hit the main stage she make the people say yeah yeah yeah I could put you in the condo All the way up in Toronto Baby put you in the furcoat ridin the Murcielago I put you in the beach house right on the edge of Costa Rica Put one of em lil flowers in your hair have you looking like a fly mamacita fuego Cuz you look so good You make me wanna spend it all on ya Get up out this club slide with ya boy We can do what you wanna Yeah baby i brought you in the back cuz you need a lil persuasion plus you need a lil ventalation let's talk about you and me Oh I can't believe it woo woo she all on me Man Man i think she want me Nah i can't leave her lonley naw Oh I can't believe it woo woo she all on me Man Man i think she want me Nah i can't leave her lonley naw And you don't understand she make the people say yeah yeah yeah She hit the main stage she make the people say yeah she make the people say yeah she make the people say yeah Now i can put your ass out keep running your mouth And if yo brothers come trippin i'm a show em wat dese teardrops bout Shawty i was just playing but i can take you to the caymenislands have you screaminn and hollerin we gone be making Love on the beach the people see what we doin they pointin and oo'in ohh but we gone keep on doing it Like its just me and you and no one else around it went down on the balcony and I ain't talking Penthouse Sweet Shawty like a model out da Penthouse Sheets That's why i got her on my Penthouse Sheets Oh I can't believe it woo woo she all on me Man Man i think she want me Nah i can't leave her lonley naw Oh I can't believe it woo woo she all on me Man Man i think she want me Nah i can't leave her lonley naw
[Intro: T.I.] Ay, it's for all my cats man Have you ever been in a club and have a chick run up on you, And kinda tell you to buy her a drink, home? I mean, it ain't what I can do, it what I will do, And attitude is everythang, you know what I'm sayin' I mean, a chick who ask for nothing will get everything A chick who ask for everything will get nothing Pain, why don't you talk to these motherf**king broke bitches for a minute, would you
[Verse 1: T-Pain] You may want a man with some consideration (Consideration), Determination (Determination) I let conversation (How you Doing Baby?) And you might want a man who just say straight I'm nasty (Straight I'm nasty) From Tallahassee (It's a hate 5-0) You're far to classy (far too classy) So you might want a little who's got a job (job), car (car), clothes (clothes), jewelry (jewelry) Girl I just ain't fooling me to you (NO), to you (NO) Think I'm that easy shawty, it can't go that breezy shawty, Find another dude cause it ain't me
[Chorus: T-Pain] What you in a rain, buy expensive thangs It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, No way, no how, uh uhh It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, I saw all your fingas take you out and make you famous It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, No way, no how, uh uhh It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
[Verse 2: Akon] I know you thought you had a sugar daddy Plan to treat me like a her Take my money cause I'm attractive Then kick me off to the curve Climb in fancy restaurants Eating expensive audorbs How I'm gonna let you get it all like that Without the big lip Girl that's my word. And if you wanna ride, then I just can't let it slide If you plan to get me for all I got, you could start by spending the night. Otherwise let me see your head get small Less your head to make the head get tall If not gon get lost cause that ain't me (If not gon get lost cause that ain't me)
[Chorus: T-Pain] What you in a rain, buy expensive thangs It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, No way, no how, uh uhh It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, I saw all your fingas take you out and make you famous It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, No way, no how, uh uhh It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
[Verse 3: T.I.] Hey, Shawty look so good So she think I should Throw dough to her, like it ain't nothi'n to it Get you whatever you like, I could, But all I be givin' you tonight is just wood Hood, to my heart I do it Huge and your attitude just blew it So rude that your mentality is distorting your reality Actually the more you speak make me think where I'd rather be I don't care if you hiding me, cause I won't sponsor shopping sprees It's lot of freaks I could be showing my generosity, to Boo, stop it please, I ain't that guy, You ain't that fly Got your head up your ass that's why All you ask for is all I deny I do for you what I decide And I can buy all kinds of things Go places spend all kinds of dough My kindness is no bland this dough T-Pain, where you find this hoe Ha ha, I know what you want me to do
[Chorus: T-Pain] What you in a rain, buy expensive thangs It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, No way, no how, uh uhh It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, I saw all your fingas take you out and make you famous It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me, No way, no how, uh uhh It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me
Now no-no-now nigga just, just sit down for a minute man Cause I gotta get somethin off my chest. You understand me? I'm on the high wire at every night. You understand me? Balancing on that bitch is a motherf**ker. You understand me? So you know, I'm balancin on that motherf**ker And he gon give me you know, twos and fews, twos and fews. Eerryy time twos and fews But them motherf**kin midgets is gettin paid man, I'm tellin you. That little bitty motherf**ker You understand me? But this little ring leader cat You know, I'm sayin every time I sit him down I'm talkin to him I'm sayin hey mayne look here, look here, can I get a raise? You know what I'm sayin? Hows a motherf**ker half my motherf**kin size gettin paid more than me? You understand me? I'm gettin half of the money and I'm taller than the motherf**ker. Shit is crazy mayne. You kno what I'm sayin? The lion came out the motherf**kin cage? Aiight? White people sittin on the front row Like they do. You understand me? One of em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion. I knew the motherf**kers hungry Cause they didn't feed the motherf**ker at the last show You understand me? We stopped in kansas city, missouri and the motherf**ker didn't even feed the lion. What happened? Three ate up lil white childern. Jeesus Who he blame it on? ME! You understand me? That's some bullshit! I don't feed the animals and the high wire That's bullshit!
[T-Pain:] Y'all better not be smokin in my shit man!
Say what?
[T-pain:] Stop smokin in my f**kin cadillac man!
AINT NOBODY SMOKIN IN YO MOTHERF**KIN CADILLAC MAN
[T-Pain:] Yes you is! Nigga, I see it!
I don't even know why you keep trippin on that shit!
[T-Pain:] becuz nigga that's my shit!
You understand me? It got a ashtray in the front the back the side all up in this motherf**ker
[T-Pain:] That don't mean nothin!
Why you gotta ashtray you don't want nobody smokin in the motherf**ker!
[T-Pain:] Cause I can motherf**ker!
Well why we gotta ride in the god damn cadillac to begin with? ! You ain't got no regular motherf**kin transportation for a motherf**ker?
[T-Pain:] Ah, take a sip of this eh, let's go I want you to feel this beat, baby I'm not tired, let's go, feel it.
[T-Pain:] Listen, what's up? This ain't the way I wanted it to end But I got to go, gotta get missin' You ain't gotta kick me out I'll get out my own house But you still need to get your shit together, girl.
[T-Pain:] What do I do? What do I say? Gotta get us back to the way That we used to be back in the day. Who do I call to talk to? Shawty, you ain't gotta be scared of me All we need is Therapy.
Like 1 2 3 4 Get the hell up out my door 5 6 7 8 I don't need your sex, I'll masturbate 9 10 11 12 You can go to hell all I care, yeah.
Can't do it, shawty, can't deal with you, baby Can't handle the pressure of you, yeah yeah Can't do it, shawty, can't deal with you, baby Can't handle the pressure of you, yeah yeah.
Listen, what's up? I know you ain't used to us bein' friends But I got to go, no more kissin' You ain't gotta go away But I know I cannot stay 'Cause you still gotta get your shit together, girl.
What do I do? What do I say? Gotta get us back to the way We used to be back in the day Who do I call to talk to? Shawty, you ain't gotta be scared of me All we need is Therapy.
Like 1 2 3 4 Get the hell up out my door 5 6 7 8 I don't need your sex, I'll masturbate 9 10 11 12 You can go to hell all I care, yeah.
Can't do it, shawty, can't deal with you, baby Can't handle the pressure of you, yeah yeah Can't do it, shawty, can't deal with you, baby Can't handle the pressure of you, yeah yeah.
[Kanye West:] Ooh, you too much pressure doll You gonna raise my cholesterol I gotta lower the phone decibels Just to talk, just a thought I'm a get a girl with a ass just as soft You swear man dolls like reservoir And I was Mr. Pink. Remember those nights on the kitchen sink? I was chokin' you in a good way, good way Now we in the streets & I'm chokin' you in a hood way When the cops come what I could say You know how all that gossip is Next morning Basta Perez Any girl I take out, media take her I need a break now Before I break now.
[T-Pain:] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
[Kanye West:] Show me your Janet Jackson's if you nasty You said you want to cut my nuts off like Jessy Jackson, classy. Ooh, why she say that? Ouch Bitch, give me back my couch And that same couch cashed in Now listen to T-Pain ass sing.
[T-Pain:] Oh, like 1 2 3 4 You can get up out my door 5 6 7 8 I don't need your sex, I'll masturbate 9 10 11 12 You can go to hell all I care, yeah.
I can't do it, shawty, can't deal with you, baby Can't handle the pressure of you, yeah yeah Can't do it, shawty, can't deal with you, baby Can't handle the pressure of you.
It's 241 toniiight Fellas grab my lady ladies get that money from the VIP to the main stage
I never seen that shawty dooo that on the bong reaching my pocket full of 2 stacks Get it all if you never done this don't you feel dumb with it Shawty come over to you start getting it all Then the song is almost done so I made a long lap dance song I need a 241 or something otherwise I need my own lap dance song I only been with you in 2 hours and all my dollar bills is gone For my lap dance song I moan more than a minute with you before I spend a minute with you Girl c'mon don't do me wrong you know what's goin' on This is the long lap dance song It's 241 toniiight Fellas grab my lady and ladies get that money from the VIP to the main stage
shawty came out from the main stage to the floor They were waitin to the VIP Baby was so ready hot and so heavy She got on top of me until the comfort room And the song is over so I made a long lap dance song I need a 241 or something otherwise I need my own lap dance song I only been with you in 2 hours and all my dollar bills is gone For my lap dance song I moan more than a minute with you before I spend a minute with you Girl c'mon don't do me wrong you know what's goin' on This is the long lap dance song It's 241 toniiight Fellas grab my lady ladies get that money from the VIP to the main staaage
Girl where you goin' you can't leave me here like this girl do you know where at me when you're done lets took my ring Girl you can't leave me please believe me you gotta stay over here and can't get it at all Till the song is over baby I know that this is the long lap dance song I need a 241 or something otherwise I need my own lap dance song I only been with you in 2 hours and all my dollar bills is gone For my lap dance song I moan more than a minute with you before I spend a minute with you Girl c'mon don't do me wrong you know what's goin' on This is the long lap dance song It's 241 toniiight Fellas grab my lady ladies get that money from the VIP to the main staaage
[T-Pain:] Yo. Who's this? [Man:] Hello Pain. [T-Pain:] What's up, man? [Man:] It took me some time to think this through. Um, but I have somethin' I have to share with you. [T-Pain:] What's that? [Man:] I fucked your girlfriend last night. [T-Pain:] You did what? [Man:] You know, your girlfriend. [T-Pain:] My who? [Man:] Lorraine? [T-Pain:] No that's... that's not my girlfriend at all. [Man:] W-w-w-what? [T-Pain:] Yeah, that's not my girlfriend, what so ever. [Man:] Oh. [T-Pain:] Yeah. [Man:] So uh.... [T-Pain:] Yeah. [Man:] How's it goin' then? [T-Pain:] Uh... Great, cool, everything's good. [Man:] So how's the music industry treating you? [T-Pain:] Uh... 11 number ones, this year I figured. [Man:] Oh, sweet, so let me give you a call back later & we'll catch up then. [T-Pain:] Alright, yeah, sweet. Alright holla... [Man:] Ciao.
14.
Reality Show featuring Musiq Soulchild, Raheem DeVaughn & Jay Lyriq
Woooww... heeeyyy Dun dun dun Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun
One dude... one lady One sane... one crazy Sound like a show to me.
Big house... no babies Big o' dog... but he lazy Let's take it to BET. Yeeaaaah
She will... he won't She R&B... he Funk They pretty similar. (they pretty much the same)
But still their different and They will split the rent cause, they in love. It's so clear to her, he got up and told her...
[Chorus: T-Pain] Let's make a reality show (shawty and show em' how much we in love) Let's make a reality show (cause I want the world to know about us) Let's make a reality show (baby we ain't got nothin' to lose) Let's make a reality show (trials and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go) Let's make a reality show
[Verse 2: Musiq SoulChild] Hey... listen You already know what it is when it comes To that soul music I gets it done I'm bout it Just like I'm suppost to be (I can do it all night long, baby) So don't you go... get it twisted (no) Just listen There's more to music than neo soul to me... yea (how bout you go) find some shorties and line em' up It don't matter what they look like sign them up She could be a fine peice or fine as f**k It don't really matter to me Give me a ghetto hip-hop girl, skinny funk, rock girl, fat girl Can't forget the "make her booty clap" girl Senoritas please, white or japanese And let's see who's going home with me
[Chorus: T-Pain & Musiq SoulChild ad-libs] Let's make a reality show (shawty, what you think about it?) Let's make a reality show (you know people gonna talk, no doubt) Let's make a reality show (I can hear em' now all across the world) Let's make a reality show (so through trial and tribulations, thick and thin, they gone know that your my girl)
[Verse 3: Raheem DeVaughn] It's so many ladies that I can't loose Like her right there in those stelleto shoes And shorty showin off her legs for me (and I feel like) Mr. Baskin robins (they all look like) Good as 31 flavors (and I feel like) oh S**t Like Huge Hefner on TV, oh ohhhhhhh Now who I'm gone pick from all of the above One's from the church, one loves the club Musiq and pain please help me judge Cause I'm bout to go out of my mind All of these woman so fine I wish to be, wanna be mine They fightin' for the camera time On the final episode... yea
[Chorus:] Let's make a reality show (show them, to show how much we in love, yeah) Let's make a reality show (cause I want the world to know about us) Let's make a reality show (baby, we ain't got nothin' to lose) Let's make a reality show (trial and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
[Verse 4: Jay Lyriq] A go getta... that's what they call me Do be mad at him that's why they call it (hello) They want a little taste of me (that's why they got me going around) You gotta admit... I ain't slippin' (I ain't slippin') Anything you want... stop trippin' (stop trippin) Last night was you and me, ohhhhhh So each and every night we gone switch it up And you ain't gotta worry I'm a wrap it up A man gone be a man (a man gone be a man, gone be a man) But I ain't gone fall in love with them Just have a little fun with them And if I do... then you can chose and that's the one who loose
[Chorus: T-Pain & Jay Lyriq ad-lib] Let's make a reality show (shawty, to keep everybody watchin') Let's make a reality show (I wanna hear what they say about us) Let's make a reality show (we know they gone give a part 2) Let's make a reality show (cause we ain't scared to do what other people do in the open)
Yeah Uh Uhem Keep going Yeah They get me up in the morning They give me reason to believe im here For somebodie For someone They make me feel so joyus Happyness aint a word describe, what I feel Like when I try to give it up Sick and tired of all this stuff They give me reason to Keep going And going When I feel that I should quit I keep going I never knew dis would happen And if you knew bout my past you would see Why Its a miracle But you can see why im happy Nobody wished dis for me This was prayer Where would I be with out them And when try to give it up Sick and tired of all this stuff When I feel like its enough I keep going They give me reason to keep going And going And going
She got a stomach like Ciara. Hair Like Beyonce. Gabreille Union smile. Lips like Ashanti. Im K-Ci and Jo-Jo. She is my Devante. Titties muibe and Booty mucho grande. She is so exotic like she's from another country. She is so erotic, download pornos every sunday. freaky in the bed, i tie up like a mummy. i gotta let her meet my mommy.
[chorus] i think i gotta superstar lady. (o yeah...yeah) she's addicted to the flashing, lights, camera, action. a superstar lady. (o yeah) right out of hollywood, everything you probably would, want in a girl so i...
[Hook] Break it down for shawty and she like it. she like it.
I Break it down for shawty and she like it. she like it.
Verse 2 she got them thighs like Angelina. Aguilera Christina. searching for my shawty, tell me have u seen her?. party like a Hilton. sex like a Kardashian. god is so damm good to me ,what more can u ask of him? i've goT one of them Jessicas. Alba, Beal, or Simpson. never been a harlot she's a Scarlet Johanson. she make me feel good, everytime, that she get with me. i can be her K-Fed. she can be my Britney.
[chorus] i think i gotta superstar lady. (o yeah...yeah) she's addicted to the flashing, lights, camera, action. a superstar lady. (o yeah) right out of hollywood, everything you probably would, want in a girl so i...
[Hook] Break it down for shawty and she like it. (yeah) she like it. (yeah)
I Break it down for shawty {for shawty} and she like it. {she like it} she like it.
verse 3 she got a booty like Serena Thighs like Trina. lips like that chick off of The Martin Show Gina. shawty always looking fly, everytime i seen her. I might let my shawty drive my beamer. {See} And me, ima be on the passenger side. other girls, jealous, asking me why. and i tell them cause shawty is the baddest. she a A+, you a C, just average. and i dont care if u get mad bitch. cause i know that u really wanna have this. but the way that u look is tragic. so dont let them disappear like magic.
[chorus] i think i gotta superstar lady. (o yeah...yeah) she's addicted to the flashing, lights, camera, action. a superstar lady. (o yeah) right out of hollywood, everything you probably would, want in a girl so i...
[Hook] Break it down for shawty and she like it. she like it.
I Break it down for shawty and she like it. she like it.
I'll do anything for you For you I'll change the world No more wars, No more poverty, No more hurt, No more pain You've shown me how to love you again For you I change the world Pain, sing...
[Chorus : T-Pain]
If I could change the world OOh .. I would be the sunlight in your universe OOh .. You will think my love was really something good baby.
If I could change If I could change
If I could change the world, the world, the world, the world
[T-Pain]
Ooh, there would be no more wars Opportunity knockin' on doors for us, for us Nobody ain't known eath other. Fighters turn into lovers for us, for us Oooh, and when the moonlight turns to sunshine Everybody waking up tp a better dream. uhuh uhuh Cause everybody need what they want But don't want want they need Let's talk about youuuuuuu Now think changing the world.
[Chorus : T-Pain]
If I could change the world OOh .. I would be the sunlight in your universe OOh .. You will think my love was really something good baby.
If I could change If I could change
If I could change the world, the world, the world, the world
[Akon]
If I could change the world I'd order For the line to be erased the border this day (This day) (Everyone deserves an opportunity) There'd be no new world order And nobody would've never got slaughtered that way (That way) Thet means so much more love and unity Daughters will be close to they mothers Sons will be raised by their fathers today (Today) A good family ain't nothing greater Race crimes, Hate crimes will never exist I'll turn every bullet to a Hershey's kiss (Kiss) And we can eat away our fears (Fears) Ooooh
[Chorus : T-Pain]
If I could change the world OOh .. I would be the sunlight in your universe OOh .. You will think my love was really something good baby.
If I could change If I could change
If I could change the world, the world, the world, the world
[Mary J. Blige] There would be no self hate We will all have love everything all by ourselves Yeah so we can love everyone else Nothing would hold us down Because we'll all walk around with a smile and never frown And that will remove the cloud There'll be no more self-loathing Everyone will know in their hearts that they're just fine And that's when the light's gonna shine Everyone will understand That in order to have some peace you must believe Believe the best in you (If I could change)
[Chorus : T-Pain]
If I could change the world OOh .. I would be the sunlight in your universe OOh .. You will think my love was really something good baby.
If I could change If I could change
If I could change the world, the world, the world, the world
See tonight it's goin digital, really though Really everybody in the club 'bout to feel me though I came alone, cause I'm takin somethin back with meeeee, yeahhhh I left the duals up on the Lamborghini (the Lamborgini) So they can see me (see me everybody in the club) know I got fettucini I can't leave home, without a couple stacks on meeeee, yeahhhh Now I got the Gucci on the shoes (shoes) {?} knapsack (sack) Ice around my neck (neck) how pimpin is that? Ohh c'mon girl, you can stack your platinum back with meeeee, nooooo
[Chorus: T-Pain] Tonight it's goin digital (ayy) digital (ayy) Digital (ayy) digital (ayy) It's goin digital... {e'rybody know me when I walk up in the club} Tonight it's goin digital (ayy) digital (ayy) Digital (ayy) digital (ayy) It's goin digital... {e'rybody know me when I walk up in the club}
[T-Pain] When the club do's open up (open up) I'm po'in up Everybody in the club know I got the frozen cup I can't leave home, without lookin like Magic Don Juan, yeahhhh Now everybody know what's goin on (goin on) my pimpin strong Listen everybody in the club - is singin my song I can't leave alone, cause all these bitches know that I'm the one, yeahhhh Now I got the green on the shoes (shoes) gold Cadillac ('llac) Ice around my neck (neck) how pimpin is that? Ohh c'mon girl, let's get it crackin all night long, ohhhhh
[Chorus]
[Tay Dizm] It's goin digital, youse don't wanna hear me though She lookin at me like she wanna be symmetrical Fallin on yo' body, hit this and be quiet Cause everybody in the club know I start the party Just washed my shoes, the gators too clean Don't mess around and make me have to (Do the Right Thing) Aight, I'm digital, and you can come to MySpace Or just call me when you're down to get away
(Intro: T-Pain)Dear Akon Forgive me for what I'm bout to say Dear Barry Wize I know you told me not to worry about it man but I can't let it ride Dear God Let's make it happen (ha ha ha)[T-Pain]: Ha Ha I'm tryna be you nigga [DJ Khaled]: Yeah Nigga[T-Pain]: Watch me do meWatch me do meWatch me do meWatch me do me Yeah(Nappy Boy Nappy Boy)[DJ Khaled]: (DJ Khaled) Ay yo Pain I want you to go in[T-PAIN]: DJ Khaled Let's Go Man[DJ Khaled]: (We The Best) (Listenn)[T-Pain]I got up out da streetsSo I ain't gotta stealBut listen to the radio it's obvious I still killBut y'all was in the game way before meSo why you wanna do some shit I did in '03I'm layin low key for a long timeBut don't act like you know me this is the wrong timeSo grab ya microphone set yo auto tuneAnd I'ma bust a verse on you ass like I outta doI ain't no gangsta dudeAin't got a poppin' bangaBut you know I'm powerful when I'm pissin off the gospel singasI'm tryin ta feed my kids y'all niggas can die slowlyCause to me it sound like a bunch of karaoke[DJ KHALED]Ay yoF**k the imposterF**k these karaoke niggas man T-Pain they wanna live you life manThese are bitch ass niggas manIt's the DJ khaled nappy boysI'm goin inI'm goin inAy yo T-Pain[T-PAIN (DJ Khaled)]You know what Khaled I know you right nowLet me get em again though (Talk to Them)Ay Ay listenIt ain't all bad some of you please meBut the only niggas that's cool is Kanye and Lil WeezyI'm a hit maker not a comedianSo why da f**k would these niggas laughing at me when I seen their assThis shit will never work or one hit wonder bitchBet all the shit that you do and not make me one of thisNow why it's cool for you but it's not for meAnd why you ain't hop on my song and make it hot for meBut you don't give a f**kYou're just a swagger jackerNow I'm a certified lamborghini-st and cadillac-erCuz I'm tryin to feed my kidsY'all niggas can die slowlyCuz just to me it sound like a bunch of karaoke[DJ Khaled (T-Pain)]You're singing the same old songYou're some karaoke niggasKaraoke f**k niggasThis is Nappy BoyThis is DJ KhaledWe Global with this hood shitThis is what we doWhy you wanna live our lifeYou wanna live our life STOPAy yo T-Pain (What Up Khaled)Get Em[T-PAIN]Let me get a moment of silenceFor the late great groud that trout meY'all niggas ain't holdin' 'em downSo we had to put me at youBitch I'm Teddy Pain the son of Teddy RileyThe father of the game you pussy niggas wileyHow many niggas really wanna test Pain he originate I gotta be the bestHundred motherf**kers tryin to do what I didsTill a fool from a infant style from a kid24 Years 24 CarsBitch we the best we got many more starEvery time you pussy motherf**kers try to stop meThere's been a more hits been a more barsYayyy That's not cool babySo that's not happenin'Y'all keep on stealing from meLet me try this rappin' thingI know you know I hear youIsn't that embarassingSet the game on fire Teddy got some lingPussy niggas step up if you really got good gameI gotta lot of shit to say about a nigga But it's really not good thangsIt ain't no disrespect man y'all keep doing your shitBut my daughter told me to tell you to get off of daddy's dickAy yo Pain manI'ma call this niggas outI'ma pull them skirts manThey f**kAy yo Let me get 'emF**k itIt's the DJ Khaled?AKA we the bestAKA Shit On Niggas [DOT] comAKA Nappy Boy BITCHWE GLOBALWE GLOBAL
Hey, yeah I don't really wanna do nothing today Just wanna do you tonight (you tonight) And the only way that I'll be satisfied is if I do you right (do you right) I want you to feel it coming Stronger longer If fucking you ain't a right then a dude then I can't get no wronger
I'm pulling hair slapping derrieres All you gotta do is say {Don't stop now} And I won't I promise this I'm gone be the dominant one I got you bitch squeeze that pillow bite that shit Uh it feel good don't it tell me that you want it Shawty call me daddy {Don't stop now}
Don't stop it stop it don't stop it Stop it don't stop it stop it don't stop it Stop it don't stop it stop it don't stop it Stop it don't stop it stop it don't Don't stop now
Girl I don't really know what else I can say But baby girl you look tight (you look tight) And I'm sitting right here looking in your eyes and they're telling me everything you might like (you might like) I want you to feel it coming From a bigga nigga I'm not what you're used to fucking with (oh no) I'm a little bit thicker
I'm pulling hair slapping derrieres All you gotta do is say (Don't stop now) And I won't I promise this I'm gone be the dominant one I got you bitch squeeze that pillow bite that shit Uh it feel good don't it tell me that you want it Shawty call me daddy {Don't stop now}
Don't stop it stop it don't stop it Stop it don't stop it stop it don't stop it Stop it don't stop it stop it don't stop it Stop it don't stop it stop it don't Don't stop now
Shawty I'm the sex-police You have been arrested It's a warrant for ya How do u contest it? You must of been hidin' Tryin' to lay low key Everybody know you can't fuck with the police Nah I'm just playing with ya What's ya name girl I'm feeling so good You should feel the same girl So partake in this Louis You know it's oowie goowie Now let's jump outta this club Go home and make a movie Shawty you can do me And I can do you So ain't no use in actin' Miss goody two-shoes I'm a freak girl and I think you might be one Cause' mama told me watch out for the quiet ones
Show me your bad side Bend over and show me that backside Let's go see how the back of this lac' ride Show me your bad side I plan to take you on another level Ain't there a nigga ever take you that high Show me your bad side You say you want a real man with real money Well baby girl I know that's right Show me your bad side I'm a put you on the silver and gold So you can sit back and relax now Show me your back side
Now we drivin' Escalade Back to the telly Cuttin' everythin' off Includin' the cellie I made it rain and thunder So you chose me Tryin' to see what's under All of that the Dolce And Gabbana I really really wanna See how far you go cause' I just noticed that tongue-ring And I can go for over 4 hours I know u don't believe But I'm totempole Jenkins Teddy to the P Girl I see you lookin' at me Go head and close your eyes Let me get up in it Not only to surprise I'm tryna get up in that deep blue But she screamin' like
Shawty show me your bad side Bend over and show me that backside Let's go see how the back of this lac' ride Show me your bad side I plan to take you on another level Ain't there a nigga ever take you that high Show me your bad side You say you want a real man with real money Well baby girl I know that's right Show me your bad side I'm a put you on the silver and gold So you can sit back and relax now Show me your back side
I've been the tree house for seven hours Looking at your house girls Ever since you kick me out girl That ain't me, but who the fuck is he (Yeah)
I've been watching y'all kissing and hugging Licking your belly button Touching and rubbing but this nigga look just like me He got dreads and gold teeth (Yeah)
Now I know we just broke up Week and a half ago How was I to remember the anniversary Baby I sorry (Yeah)
But you know
[Chorus] I can't leave y'all alone tonight Ain't nothing going on tonight Cause I'm the phantom in your opera I'm the phantom in your opera Now I can't leave y'all alone tonight All the lights gonna be on tonight Oh I'm the phantom in your opera He won't get none You won't either Till I get mine
Yeah, yeah
I'm a wait until y'all get real into Just about to do it The mood is set And I'm a mess y'all up I bet that sucks To be him
I'm a call And hang up Call again And hang up Hello Do you like scary movies Then I'm a do it again Am I scaring your friend (yeah)
(yeah) Let's play a game (yeah) I'll be teddy pain (yeah) You'll try to do your thing (yeah) And I'm a block that cock And I'm a make y'all stop (yeah)