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| 1. |
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I've got some big news
The bank finally came through And I'm holdin the keys to a brand new Chevrolet Have you been outside, it sure is a nice night How about a little test drive Down by the lake? There's a place I know about where the dirt road runs out And we can try out the four-wheel drive Come on now what do you say Girl, I can hardly wait to get a little mud on the tires. Chorus: 'Cause it's a good night To be out there soakin' up the moonlight Stake out a little piece of shore line I've got the perfect place in mind. It's in the middle of nowhere only one way to get there You got to get a little mud on the tires. --- Instrumental --- Moonlight on a duck blind Catfish on a trot line Sun sets about nine this time of year We can throw a blanket down Crickets singin' in the background And more stars that you can count on a night this clear. I tell you what we need to do Is grab a sleepin' bag or two And build us a little campfire And then with a little luck we might just get stuck Let's get a little mud on the tires. Chorus: 'Cause it's a good night To be out there soakin' up the moonlight Stake out a little piece of shore line I've got the perfect place in mind. It's in the middle of nowhere only one way to get there You got to get a little mud on the tires. And then with a little luck we might just get stuck Let's get a little mud on the tires... |
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| 2. |
| 3:43 |
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Someday I'm gonna be famous;
Do I have talent--well, no. These days you don't really need it Thanks to reality shows. Can't wait to date a supermodel; Can't wait to sue my dad; Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari On my way to rehab. Chorus: 'Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality. You' can act just like fool, People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV. I can throw major fits When my latte isn't just how I like it. They'll say I've gone insane, I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures that go with Being a celebrity. I get to cry to Barbara Walters When things don't go my way. I'll get community service No matter which law I break. I'll make the supermarket tabloids; They'll write some awful stuff. But the more they run my name down, The more my price goes up! Chorus: 'Cause when you're a celebrity, It's adios reality. No matter what you do, People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV. I can fall in and out of love, Have marriages that barely last a month; When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame And say it's just so tough Being a celebrity. So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of fun in the sun. We'll be real world Bachelor Jackass Millionaires. Hey, Hey, Hollywood Here we come! Chorus: Yeah, when you're a celebrity It's adios reality. No matter what you do, People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV. Being a celebrity. Yeah celebrity! Uh huh Ugh. Where's my coffee? |
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| 3. |
| 3:36 |
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I like kickin' back on the sofa
Flippin' through the channels just to see what's on I enjoy eatin' eggs over easy Soppin' up with a biscuit 'til the yellow's gone Chorus Ain't nothin' like watchin' a bunch of young'ns Run screamin' through the sprinkler in their little bare feet And ain't nothin' like finding twenty dollars In the pocket of the britches that you wore last week I get into getting out on my mower In the early mornin' hours 'fore the sun gets hot And I like goin' down to the Kroger When the carnival comes to the parkin' lot 2nd Chorus Ain't nothin' like throwin a hula popper Draggin' it across a spot a big 'un oughta be And ain't nothin like having him for supper With some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea Bridge This old world holds all kind of treasures And every day it just keeps gettin' better. 3rd Chorus Ain't nothin like finding that woman That you know you're gonna love for the rest of your life And ain't nothin' like knowing the Lord's a comin' Back one day to make you want to do right Repeat 1st chorus Repeat 2nd chorus |
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| 4. |
| 3:39 |
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Well I'll never forget the first time that I heard
That pretty mouth say that dirty word And I can't even remember now What she backed my truck into But she covered her mouth and her face got red And she just looked so darn cute That I couldn't even act like I was mad Yeah, I live for little moments like that That's like just last year on my birthday She lost all track of time and burnt the cake And every smoke detector in the house was going off She was just about to cry until I took her in my arms And I tried not to let her see me laugh Yeah I live for little moments like that I know she's not perfect But she tries so hard for me And I thank God that she isn't 'Cause how boring would that be It's the little imperfections It's the sudden change of plans When she misreads the directions And we're lost but holding hands Yeah I live for little moments like that When she's laying on my shoulder On the sofa in the dark And about the time she falls asleep So does my right arm And I want so bad to move it Because it's tingling and it's numb She looks so much like an angel That I don't want to wake her up Yeah I live for little moments When she steals my heart again And doesn't even know it Yeah I live for little moments like that |
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| 5. |
| 4:43 |
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There ain't a woman in the world
That wants to hear the word, yes When she asks if you think That she looks chubby in that dress And if she cooks all day You better eat it with a smile It doesn't matter if it tastes just like Bad gravy on a Goodyear tire. Yeah, yeah, yeah all right So you bend the truth Yeah, yeah, yeah that's somethin' That you'll have to get use to. Chorus: That's love you'll see We all commit a little bit of perjury Ah, but that's no crime if you ask me, that's love You're starin' at a burnt steak You bite the bullet and you clean your plate And then you go on and on about how great it was That's not a lie, that's love. Well, it's the very same thing That she does for you When she doesn't bring up The fifteen pounds you need to lose And every time she runs Her fingers through your hair And she says she kinda likes The way there's not as much of it there. Yeah, yeah, yeah well all right So she bends the truth Yeah, yeah, yeah that's somethin' That you have to get use to, Chorus: That's love you'll see We all commit a little bit of perjury Ah, but that's no crime if you ask me, that's love Your bummin out, she says There's somethin kinda sexy about a bald head, And honey it'll make ya look twice as tough, That's not a lie, thats love. --- Instrumental --- Yeah, yeah, yeah well all right So you bend the truth Yeah, yeah, yeah that's somethin' That you're both gonna do 'Cause that's love you'll see We all commit a little bit of perjury You say I like it when your momma comes to visit us That's not a lie, that's not a lie, that's love... --- Instrumental to fade --- Oh yeah, Play it brad Oh, yeah that's love. all right... yep... |
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| 6. |
| 3:43 |
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You use to say
You wanted someone To know you inside out And as I look back on things Well congradulations, baby Somebody knows you now All of this time You told me you wished That you could figure yourself out You say you're still a mystery But no, not really Not to me Yeah, somebody knows you now I've got a hundred bucks That says right now your hair's up in a clip Your socks don't quite match And you're biting your lip I can finish your thoughts Oh, pick the right restaraunts Even order for you before you sit down Yeah, somebody knows you now So no matter where Your life's path leads Remember me, somehow And feel a little warm inside Knowing that somewhere tonight Somebody knows you now Oh baby, all your mystery Like you and me is history 'Cause somebody knows you now |
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| 7. |
| 4:10 |
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Well, your the first car in an hour or so
I'm glad you stopped in, It's sure been slow around here today, Just like everyday. Well, I couldn't help but notice your California plate And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card, Your a movie star Well, I can't wait to get back home, to tell all my buddies, That I met one of the most famous people in the country. Well, I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowlin' Green The cable don't come out this far so I never watch tv I know you played in something but I'm gonna need some help Wait, weren't you in cannonball run? No, ah well. Allow me to introduce myself, the name ain't John, This is somebody else's greasy shirt, my names Kurt This is the town that I grew up in never seen L.A. The closest I been to Hollywood is Dollywood. But when you get back to Beverly Hills, You can tell all your buddies that you met One of the most famous people in the country. 'Cause I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky lake And I threw the winning touchdown pass The night that we won state And I'm still signin' autographs after all these years Oh yeah, I guess I'm gonna need your'un, Sign, um, here. I'm thinkin' 'bout doin' some actin' someday If I ever make it out to L.A. Can I give you a shout, maybe crash on your couch If you hear of any roles that are floatin' around That put me and Ashley Judd makin' out In a steamy love-scene, I'd work pretty cheap. If the phones are down, just ask around, You'll get ahold of me 'Cause I'm one of the most famous people In the country. You're talkin' to one of the most famous people in the country 6 pack, it was, wasn't it, you're in that movie 6 pack You look alot thinner and younger on tv Are you gaining weight for a role or something? I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing I would work for free. Have you ever met Dolly Parton? Those are some famous people, ha, if you know what I mean. |
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| 8. |
| 4:24 |
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Chorus
Hold me in your arms just see how it feels Don't make me wait forever just because you know I will Don't leave me hangin', wishin', waitin', hopin' that you'll call Darlin' hold me in your arms and let me fall You've got reservations, well darlin' so do I But mine are at a restaurant six-thirty Friday night I swear you won't regret it if you agree to go Just do me one small favor before you tell me no Repeat chorus When you go out shopping you try on brand new clothes To see if something fits or not there's just one way to know Why's it any different when someone asks you out You might as well just try me on before you turn me down Repeat chorus Tag Yeah darlin' hold me in your arms and let me fall |
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| 9. |
| 4:20 |
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(Brad)
She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart; he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said 'I'll love her 'til I die' And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby (Both) La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la (Alison) The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath She finally drank her pain away a little at a time But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind Until the night (Both) She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away his memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength she had to get up off her knees We found her with her face down in the pillow Clinging to his picture for dear life We laid her next to him beneath the willow While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la... |
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| 4:08 |
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Finally got that promotion I worked hard to get
One that came with a company car When they gave me the keys they said son you can bet Keep it up and you'll really go far Chorus: But what good is all that knowin' The best thing that I had goin' Is gone --- Instrumental --- My good friends come around to hang out now and then And they joke, man you've sure got it hard With this house on the hill and a white picket fence And the grass sure is green in the yard Chorus: But what good is all that knowin' The best thing that I had goin' Is gone --- Instrumental --- Well I squandered my time trying to buy her everything Gave her all that I thought she deserved Now I know all the things that she wanted were free And I should have been home holdin' her Chorus: But what good is all that knowin' The best thing that I had goin' Is gone Is gone... --- Instrumental to fade --- |
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| 3:37 |
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Well,l I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars
The problem is I can't afford 'em But last year I went and got myself a whole box And just to be safe I insured 'em. Chorus: I took out a policy against fire and theft And then I hurried home With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps And I smoked 'em one by one. Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man And I handed in my claim With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires They'd all gone up in flames. Chorus: They reviewed my case and they had no choice But to pay me for what I'd done And I took that check and bought a whole new box And I smoked 'em one by one. --- Instrumental --- Two weeks later this detective shows up Tells me that company's pressin' charges One speedy trial later, they locked me up On twenty-four separate counts of arson. Chorus: And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall Lookin' back on what I've done To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars And I smoke 'em one by one. Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one... |
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| 1:33 |
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You over think things
You say what if we're not meant to be Well you know what, so what Make a mistake with me Nobody goes through this life and does Everything perfectly We're all gonna fail so you might as well Make a mistake with me Sometimes baby when we take A chance that has this much at stake We look back and in hindsight What seemed wrong looks more like right So I say worst case we'll be left with Lots of good memories This chance we have well it's worth that So make a mistake with me I'm tellin' you the right thing to do Is make a mistake Make a mistake Make a mistake with me Whoops help me out... |
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| 3:16 | 
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| 14. |
| 4:01 |
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(Hank Cochran/Dean Dillon/Vern Gosdin)
Is it rainin' at your house like it's rainin' at mine Do you miss me like I miss you, is it cloudy all the time Do you tremble when the phone rings And you think I'm on the line Is it rainin' at your house like it's rainin' at mine? Does it thunder and lightnin' even when the sunshines Is it rainin' at your house like it's rainin' at mine? --- Instrumental --- Is it rainin' at your place just like it is over here If it is then sweetheart like me I know you're scared I just called you to console you like any old friend would do Is it rainin' at your house and by the way I still love you. Does it thunder and lightnin' even when the sunshines Is it rainin' at your house like it's rainin' at mine? Is it rainin' at your house like it's rainin' at mine?... |
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| 4:31 |
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| 5:22 |
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Temped and tried we're oft made to wonder
Why it should be thus, all the day long While there are others, living about us Never molested though in the wrong. Chorus: Farther along we'll know all about it Farther along we'll understand why Cheer up my brother live in the sunshine We'll understand it all by and by. When death has come and taken our love ones It leaves our homes so lonely and drear And then do we wonder, why others prosper Living so wicked year after year. Chorus: Farther along we'll know all about it Farther along we'll understand why Cheer up my brother live in the sunshine We'll understand it all by and by. --- Instrumental --- When we see jesus coming in glory When he comes down from his home in the sky Then we shall meet him in that bright mansion We'll understand it all by and by. Chorus: Well farther along we'll know all about it Farther along we'll understand why Cheer up my brother live in the sunshine We'll understand it all by and by Yeah, we'll undersatnd it all by and by... |
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| 17. |
| 1:01 |
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-- No music or lyrics just spoken --
The what? (BRAD) The kung pao buffet buckeroos Kung Pao (BRAD) Yeah... It's Chinese The Kung cow (BRAD) The Kung Pao Huh? (BRAD) The Kung Pao Buffet The Kung Cow (Kung Pao) (BRAD) The Kung Cow alright The Kung Pao Buckeroos Cafe' (Buffet) Tune in next time (BRAD) For the adventures of For the adventures of (BRAD) The Kung Pao Buckeroo Buffet The Kung Pao Buffaroo Campaign LOL LOL (Campaign Buffet) (BRAD) Buffet Buffet Let me do, let me do that line over again Can I do it (BRAD) Yeah, yeah The Kung Cow (Kung Pao) The Kung What the hells a matter with me Just that, that it's Chinese Just, just a minute Kung Pao The Kung Cow The Kung Pao Buckeroo Buffet .... LOL |
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