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sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
welcome to my world, welcome to my world whacking it to late night cinemax welcome to my world jagermeister and captain crunch nicotine and the brady bunch i'm building a boat out of pudding cups welcome to my world welcome to my world non-stop no-girl action without you this old shirt is starting to stink i don't give a damn what people think i can take a leak in the kitchen sink welcome to my world no you needn't shed a tear 'cause I've got waffles and I've got beer and i've got mr. belvedere welcome to my world welcome to my world non-stop no-girl action without you don't want to be here don't want to be here tonight can't stand another episode of cheers tonight i hate that woody i hate diane frasier and norm and that dumbass mailman! |
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| 2. |
| 3:06 |
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High five anxiety, high five anxiety
Don't raise your hand Don't look at me High five anxiety, high five anxiety I'm not your bro and I'll never be Don't wanna play on your team in your game The last one picked Hey loser Hey loser that's my name Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Walking down the street Can't figure out which side to pass on Left or right Can't merge on the freeway Don't know where to go When you see me there, please don't try to hug me Makin me cry Don't know how to deal with Did I say to much? Don't wanna play on your team in your game The last one picked Hey loser Hey loser that's my name Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Don't want your hate Don't want your lies Don't want your high apple pies Don't want your hug Don't want you smooch Just stay away You fucking coon Don't talk to me Don't talk to me Don't talk to me |
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| 3. |
| 2:53 |
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Going back in time
To another world Gonna find that place I'm gonna find that girl Don't wanna a hippy chick Or disco queen 'Just want the girl From the 1983 I wanna a new wave girl, I wanna a new wave girl, Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl, New wave girl, I want a new wave gi-i-irl, Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl Don't know what I'm gonna do, Without that girl from '82 Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl Club sigarets Heaven 17 Cool places tonight O.M.D. No I don't want My MTV 'Cause the real world I don't wanna see I wanna a new wave girl, I wanna a new wave gi-i-irl, Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl, New wave girl, I want a new wave gi-i-irl, Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl, I can't go on without her, God bless my Cindy Lauper Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl.. New wave girl (x7) Oooh! I wanna new wave girl, I wanna new wave girl, I wanna new wave girl, I wanna new wave gi-i-irl, I wanna new wave girl, I wanna new wave gi-i-irl, Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl New wave girl I wanna new wave gi-i-irl, Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl New wave girl I wanna new wave gi-i-irl, Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl New wave girl I wanna new wave gi-i-irl, Oh, oh, I want a new wave girl New wave girl (x4) |
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| 4. |
| 3:30 |
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You want a guy who can bring the Bacon
And you want a guy with Savoir Faire Somebody who can take control of it Someone with cool black shiny hair (YEAH!) You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot Something more than human Someone with blood that's cold and green You want something better... than me Captain Kirk went to the planet *laser sound* And there he fought the man-lizard He saved the ship, invented the gunpowder But that's just not good enough for you, is it?! Noooooooo! You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot Something more than human Someone with blood that's cold and green You want something better than meeee..meeeee.... You sit all night at your computer Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper Looking for an answer to it all.... Say the words! Say the words! Say! Say! Say the words! You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the roh-oh-oh-oh-oh-bot Something more than human Someone with blood that's cold and green You want something better than meeeee... meeeeee... than me! |
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| 3:01 |
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When you borrowed it that night
You wore my jacket for the last time The jacket used to be our history Now its only covered with your memory So much time I spent with you now All that's left are tears fallin' off your bed Marks made by your sleeping head Lipstick from a drunken kiss Ice Cream stains that now I miss I read the band names on the clothes GBH, Black Flag and Dr. Know I saw the Devo patch on your sleeve And you were in my jacket but you wernt with me So much time I spent with you now All that's left are tears fallin' off your bed Marks made by your sleeping head Lipstick from a drunken kiss Ice Cream stains that now I miss Blood from when you scraped your cheek The dirt from walking by the creek Coffee spilled on our first date I used to let you wear it in the rain So much time I spent with you now All that's left are tears fallin' off your bed Marks made by your sleeping head Lipstick from a drunken kiss Ice Cream stains that now I miss You used to wear it in the rain |
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| 6. |
| 2:07 |
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don't - stop - believin'
that you - can't - do nothin' get yourself second-hand guitar and set the world on fire any old axe will do anything but a squire rock city news you gotta pay your dues at the rock city news if you want to sing the blues liv-ing - on a wing - and prayer out - on the strip - nobody cares scabbing of the valley chick sleeping on the practice room the floor pretty soon the record company will be banging on your door rock city news you gotta pay your dues at the rock city news if you want to sing the blues - dave! rock city news you gotta pay your dues at the rock city news if you want to pay to lose like drinkin' booze you know it ain't no ruse put on your dancing shoes and stick an ad in the rock city news the rock city news ... |
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| 2:37 |
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All alone in your pajamas
Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today Things were better back in 1938 You go to school, you do the homework Extra credit - But you still feel like a jerk Second captain of the debating club You've got the GPA, but where is the dirty love? It's not right Your by yourself on a Friday night Lost and alone You gotta bark if you want the bone Put your hands on my cashmere sweater My cashmere sweater Put your hands on my cashmere sweater Don't it make you feel better? You drive your friend to the rock show You've got suspicions that she's kind of a ho She disappears with the drummer Your sitting on the curb What a bummer! It's not fair Your dying, and no one seems to care Take, Take a stand Put down the pencil case and take my hand Put your hands on my cashmere sweater My cashmere sweater Put your hands on my cashmere sweater Don't it make you feel better? Come to me I'm warm and fuzzy Come to me I'm warm and fuzzy Come to me I'm warm and fuzzy Come to me I'm warm and fuzzy |
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| 8. |
| 2:47 |
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nervous breakdown, come take me away
nervous breakdown, cafeteria today fell down on the floor, oh god I spilled my milk someone pull up my pants I think I need some help now I can't believe that I'm fallin no I can't believe I'm fallin again won't you visit me at the bottom yeah I'm fallin... gonna give the devil his dues nervous breakdown, doc what should I do? never fall in love with a girl from BYU she came in the record store and fell down in the stall those salt lake city girls paly kick ass basketball now I can't believe that I'm fallin no I can't believe I'm fallin again won't you visit me at the bottom yeah I'm fallin... gonna give the devil his dues put the needle down, put the needle down, etc.... |
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| 9. |
| 3:07 |
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there's a new leader of the land
with a platform that i understand i saw her face in the magazine she looks hot in her tight jeans keep marching on...a solider of love jenna bush army you can't stop her! jenna bush army she's got the brains and the looks that kill want to see her butt on a ten dollar bill ready your vote for her ballot box you've got to admit it she's a fox keep marching on soldier of love jenna bush army you can't stop her! jenna bush army i don't care who blows up the world i only care about that girl men of america storm the election when in doubt follow your erection call up your congressman and i say quote "sir i'm horny and i vote" come ye rally round the flag if you don't like her you must be a fag! jenna bush army, jenna bush army, jenna bush... |
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| 10. |
| 3:07 |
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Long ago, we watched the videos
On Headbanger's Ball That's where we learned it all Wearing Spandex pants Six-string Lazers in their hands Synchrenized Guitars They layed out the master plan Defending the faith Keep fighting forever Fighting so hard. Fighting so long. Victory will be ours. Defending the faith We'll never surrender Fighting so hard. Fighting so long. victory will be ours. Sitting on our bed Hair helmets on our heads. Got no time for chicks We're practicing our licks. We come from Albany Anchorage, and Milwaukee To lead a rolling team All wanting the same creed Defending the faith Keep fighting forever. Fighting so hard. Fighting so long. Victory will be ours. Defending the faith. We'll never surrender. Fighting so hard. Fighting so long. Marching into the future. [woooah o woooahs] Now I'm a man. I'm playing in band. We drive around the world In our rental van We're coming to your town To help you party down But we'll be gone tommorrow night Because we'll never stop the fight Defending the faith Keep fighting forever. Fighting so hard. Fighting so long. Victory will be ours. Defending the faith. We'll never surrender. Fighting so hard. Fighting so long. victory will be ours. |
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| 11. |
| 2:18 |
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I was walkin' down milpas street
just a-lookin' for something to eat when I saw you with that guy named Joe out in front of pavlakos He were standin' really close you were lookin' up his nose and I couldn't believe what i saw you let him touch your bra! now your busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted then you got into his car and you drove to the trailer park there he had a little place and big fat smile on his face I snuck up to the window and watched the entire show yeah you went all the way! and now you've gotta pay! now your busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted now! (spoken word) busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted now yeah... Boo! |
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| 12. |
| 4:03 |
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Well I met her at the Trocadero, In Philly
Backstage at the Bloohound show She said she was from Cherry Hill, Cherry Hill Through Lips like cherries in the snow New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Come on and Rock my world New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl I wanna Love you New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl With your crazy fucked up hair New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Your wicked awesome No she didn't talk to Charlie (our old bass player) And she didn't go off with Steve Not the cougar, not the cougar Yeah she took me up to the balcony Past Kenneth Keith Kallenback And gave a Yuengling to me New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Come on and Rock my world New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl I wanna Love you New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl With your crazy fucked up hair New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Your wicked awesome Her brother calls me blowjob When I call her on the phone He says, "Hey fuckwad, are you wacking it, are you wacking it?" "No, but is your sister home?" New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Come on and Rock my world New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl I wanna Love you New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl With your crazy fucked up hair New Jersey Girl, New Jersey Girl Your wicked awesome La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la New Jersey Girl La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la New Jersey Girl |
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