The Mr. T Experience - Revenge Is Sweet & So Are You (2004) by The Mr. T Experience (보컬) on maniadb.com

She's so hot and I love her a lot.
She's got everything I haven't got,
like savoir faire, and joie de vivre,
and je ne sais quoi like you wouldn't believe.
She's got a monopoly on how to do it properly,
so even though she's mad at me,
she's who I want to see.

Why is she how she is?
Her eyes are saying yes but her nos are saying no.
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes.

I know I'm no alpha male--
she's out of my league and off my scale.
She's twice as high as I can climb.
That's why I only get to see her half the time.
But my happiness is infinite
when my life has this nymph in it
so even though her hand is cold,
that's what I want to hold.

Why is she how she is?
Her eyes are saying yes.
Nonetheless, it's just a guess.
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes.

The odds are even that tonight everything might be all right.

Why is she how she is?

Her ayes are saying no, but her nays are saying go.
Here she comes, here she comes, there she goes.

Love is dead. Love is dead, but I still can't get her out of my head, so she'll be gone from now on and I'll regret everything I've ever done. She wasn't coming close to what she was supposed to do. It really doesn't matter, still there's not a sadder lie than I love you.
Singing la la la la love is dead that's why I'm sighing and crying and shaking my head-- love is dead.
Love is sad. Life is bad when you can't get what you could have had. Days are blue, nights are black. I'd do anything if I could have her back, but I'm just a sap and it's not gonna happen now. It's cold dark and stormy and there's nothing for me out there anyhow.
Singing la la la la love is dead that's why I'm crying and lying awake in my bed-- love is dead.
Emotional vertigo was never supposed to happen this time, but if she ever were to go back to me there's nowhere I wouldn't climb. Still out on this limb there's only me, a damaged dim and lonely me, stepping on my own toes while I rattle my chain of woes.

You were hell of dumb for leaving
I was hell of dumb for believing
You were hell of coming back to me again
Now I'm hell of sad without you near
I've hell of had it up to here
With how things are now as compared with then

Hell of dumb, 'cause you haunt me
Hell of dumb, 'cause you don't want me
You just want me to get lost, it's plain to see
And I'm hell of dumb for staying
Now I'm hell of dumb for saying
How much I hell of love you
When you hell of don't love me

I still don't know why I cried for you so much
Hell of dumb 'cause I did it
Hell of dumb 'cause I admitted
How much I hell of love you
When you hell of hate my guts

And I hate the way I cave in
And I hate how I'm behaving
I hate the foolish thing I have become
I fell hell of dumb for seeming hell of dumb
And for screaming hell of dumb, hell of dumb, hell of dumb

I've got this drive to be eaten alive that's the only reason I can see, cause we've made a fine art out of falling apart and that's always how it's gonna be. I've thought of leaving you, but where would that leave me? I keep coming back to you.
I'm just dumb enough. I'm just numb enough. I'm just standing in front of your lawnmower of love.
You're not too sure just what you're looking for but you know you need a new referral, and you live your own life and you're nobody's wife just like any other Cosmo girl. In the rate-your-mate questionnaire, my score makes your hair curl, but you keep coming back to me.
Your're just bored enough. You're just out of your gourd enough. You're just standing in front of my lawnmower of love. We're just dim enough. We're just out on a limb enough. We're just gonna get cut up by the lawnmower of love.
So welcome to the Love Capades where everything bleeds before it fades, and sometimes we get caught up in the blades. But it used to be okay. It used to be that all we had to spend was what attention we could pay. But now you're the queen of the horrible scene and we're both at our ropes' ends. We're cranky and glum and we know we've become an embarrassment to all our friends. They say we're on the rocks but it all depends. We keep coming back for more.
We're just lame enough. We're just the same enough. We're just standing in front of the lawnmower of love. We're just sad enough. We just haven't had enough. We're just gonna get cut up by the lawnmower of love.

So far, there's no doubt, things are working out
Between us we can cover every base
You're cute; I'm not
I'm sharp; you've got a certain way of spilling all over the place
But you just keep me warm and I'll fill out that form
And when they kick me out again, tell them to let me back in
Look nice and they won't think twice about it, baby
Because there's no stopping us

With my brains, your looks, your bait, my hooks
We could catch a thousand gravy trains
But it would be bad if all we had was my looks and your brains

So hold my hand just like we planned
So you won't get lost and I won't get thrown out
If they get wise, just flash those eyes
And I will give them something to get wise about

You just make your splash and I'll supply the cash when some comes in
It's looking kind of thin and glum but some will come along
You'll be glad we stayed, 'cause we'll have it made

With your looks, my brains, your tracks, my trains
We're re-writing all the record books
Just study the floor-plan, and be glad
We've got more than your brains and my looks

I wonder if under pressure we could make it on our own
Could we stand it, empty handed and stranded and all alone?

But let's not find out what that would be about
I'll stick with you
You let yourself be stuck too
You and me have a legacy that we can pass on to our kids
They could get lucky

With my brains, your looks, your nights, my rooks
They could really win a lot of games
But just think, what if they end up
With my looks and your brains?

You are out of sight, but you're not out of mind
I am out of everything, this much I have divined
You're not all that far away
Still and all you are away
I've got a lot to say
There's nothing not to say anymore

Listen my dear, this says it all
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

Here's one more invitation that I must extend
To one more disengagement party that you won't attend
Though you may spend some time coming back again sometime
'Cause every time you miss the boat
You try to kiss the boat one more time

You're cold and unclear, that's true to form
The weather is here, wish you were warm

You'll soon have other hearts to leave a stain on
More parades to rain on

It's hopeless. I guess I'm hopeless now, too
Things to express, but no way how to
To whom this may concern: I'm a message you won't return
You're a lesson that I may never learn
But never fear, let this suffice
The weather is here, wish you were nice

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

I'll sit through your replies, but I've seen the answers in your eyes. I've still got room for more lies, but now you're walking away.
We had a lovely day. You had to cast a spell on it. I had to try not to dwell on it with nothing to say.
I'm already far away, trying to forget another yesterday.
Don't snatch your hand away. I promise not to bite you or kiss you just to spite you-- you'll get your way.
And I'm only on the way to trying to forget another yesterday.
And we've got a ways to go. What I said to you won't get to you, but if we had a place to go I'd stll want to be there too.
And I'm always on the way to trying to forget another yesterday.

She's the slickest chick I've ever known
I take her with me wherever I go to rope in all my fears
And open all my beers and to never ever leave me alone
She's tiny, shiny and bright, almost too sharp but not quite
She does it all somehow
She's in my pocket now but I'm gonna take her out tonight

She's my Swiss army girlfriend
She's holding up her end, and she's all mine
So I got a Valentine to send

Do I have to draw a diagram?
When I'm out of luck or in a jam
She can get me hot and out of tight spots
And she's ready whenever I am
She slices, dices and more
She can handle any household chore
And I love the feel of her stainless steel
When we're rolling all around on the floor

She's my Swiss army girlfriend
She's in my dresser drawer
And I'm all hers
And we've got a universe to explore

And I love her so, though she may never know
Just how low I would go
To keep her by my side
And open wide for when our worlds collide

She's the only game in town
She's a thriller that you can't put down
So enjoy this song because before too long
We're gonna run each other into the ground

She's my Swiss army girlfriend
We've barely started yet
But we're all set
And we've got a bassinet to get

Let me tell you honey how it's gonna be.
You're gonna sit around all night and watch tv:
"American Ninja II" ...and I will be with you.

And if somebody tries to call up on the phone,
you'll let it ring and just pretend that no one's home.
You'll know what to do ...and I will be with you.

Going all the way, kid.
No need to fake it. Half-drunk. Half-naked.
Half-awake'll make it all right.
The world's so dumb it hurts.
Let's overcome it, escape from it, be it or become it all night.
All right.

You'll pass out on the couch, then wake up with a jerk,
and stumble to the phone and call in sick to work.
I'll call in sick too, so I can be with you.
If we can keep it up like this, you know it won't be long until
those golden years start rolling along.
You'll be rolling too ..and I will be with you.

I've got nothing left to believe in or suspend my disbelief in even
I lost my last one when I lost you
I've got nothing left that I care for
Now there's no one there to be there for
I lost all that stuff when I lost you

When I lost you, my world was smashed up
When I lost you, my life was slashed up
When I lost you I lost much more than you will ever know
I'm calling to a heart that there's no room in
And now I'm feeling barely human
I lost everything when I lost you

And now everything is so much to lose and not enough to hang on to
And what I do and what I think of you is never what I want to

And now the advice squad is saying that it's all for the best
How there'll be better ones to fall for, how I'm so lucky now to be free
But every word of wisdom is dumb
Freedom, freedom: you're just gonna be dumb
Because it doesn't matter to me

When I lost you, I started drifting
When I lost you, was only fifteen days ago
But still you know that I've been trying for so long
To make it through this fog that I've been lost in
That we had our love holocaust in
I lost everything when I lost you

There was a time when I thought I would die everytime I thought of you. I'd cry and think myself into a state and drink myself to sleep too late. But what was pulling us and me apart was only breaking in my broken heart: now it's controlled again, on hold again, and more broken in than it's ever been.
So I don't need you now. I can't believe how I ever wondered how I'd ever make it without you-- thinking about you, but I don't need you now.
There was a time when I thought I should try to make myself hate you to get by. It wasn't hard to do, to think of you and all the things you put me through. But now I've had some time to contemplate, and I've discovered other things to hate. There's still bitterness I can't resist, but you're moving to the bottom of a pretty long list.
So I don't hate you now, and I don't even want to checkmate you now. I still don't like how much you don't want me to touch you, but I don't hate you now.
And if I'm crying, well what did you expect? I've been trying, but I still don't know how not to be a wreck.
And though I'm still aware you're still out there, still busy breaking someone's heart somewhere, and though to you it's nothing new, for once I've got no explaining to do.
Cause I don't know you now, and I don't have anything to show you now, except for all of these apologies that I don't owe you now.

How long will our love last? I'm very glad you asked, cause if the world don't end, and the sun don't blot out from the sky, and we don't get drive-by shot, and if we kiss each other a lot, our love will last forever and ever.
Love is strong enough, of course, to withstand almost any force, so if the world don't end, and we're not destroyed, and if the earth's not hit by an asteroid (that's something to avoid) our love will last forever and ever.
Oh, here we go. Isn't it nice to know our love will last forever and ever?
I think you and me are valid: we're two caterpillars in the salad, and that's the way it's supposed to be. We're old and weather-beaten. We haven't yet been eaten, but that's no guarantee.
You saw me off at the knee. You got your teeth in me, so if we're not vaporized in world war three, and if there's nothing good tonight on tv and if you don't meet somebody with more money that me, our love will last forever and ever.
So let's hope the world won't end, and let's promise once again that if the world don't end and the sky don't fall, and if there's nothing happening at the mall, and if we have any luck at all, our love will last forever and ever.
Oh, don't get lost. Just keep your fingers crossed, and our love will last forever and ever.

It's funny how I'm running into you again
And how you're asking me how I've been
I keep running out of girlfriends 'cause they keep running out on me
It wasn't so long ago when you were one of them, I know
And I still miss you even though you ran away from me

Now you're something that I'm not allowed
That I had to learn to live without
But every so often I still think about you, you, you
'Cause some part of me expects to see more agony than ecstasy
And I still can't stop thinking of me and you, you, you

I had a speech written for this day
You're within reach, but I can't think of anything to say

Running into you today meant running out of cards to play
And running out of things to say
Though they're running through my head
Like why I still don't understand why we're not still together
And how I'd like to hold your hand one more time
Imagine if we were to make that spectacularly bad mistake
How many times is my heart gonna break over you, you, you?