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| 1. |
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Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank god you're here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery Come and share a treat with me I can't recall the last time I washed my feet We're in for a treat Here's my shoes - Enjoy And here's my socks - Enjoy Make the most of my toe toast Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you're here I queefed - Enjoy Smell my feces - Enjoy Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy |
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| 2. |
| 2:20 |
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Wendy, Wendy what went wrong
Oh so wrong We went together for so long I never thought a guy could cry 'Til you made it with another guy Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurt so bad Wendy, Wendy don't lose your head Lose your head Wendy don't believe a word he says I can't picture you with him His future looks awful dim Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurt so bad Wendy I wouldn't hurt you like that No no no I thought we had our love down pat Guess I was wrong The farthest thing from my mind Was the day that I'd wake up to find My Wendy Wendy left me alone Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy... |
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| 3. |
| 0:46 |
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Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health.
Doug is bouncing off the walls Ray is drooling big spit balls Feeling cranky, logged all night Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Where's my Bonus Cup? Come on man, fill me up I need some Krappers to wash it down Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Bonus! (20x) Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Went driving down to San Diego Passing up the nuclear tits Go away off my earth! Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Thanks to Modern Chemistry sleep is now optional. |
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| 4. |
| 2:37 | 
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| 5. |
| 3:51 |
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Hi, I was just noticing you, across the room, that's a really nice, pretty dress. Well, I saw you smiling, gee.. I've never seen you before, and I was wondering, you know, if you, like, you know... Oh, no? Okay, well, nevermind, see you later. [/spoken] Hey you, new wave, come over here You're the prettiest thing I've seen all year Hey you, new wave, don't turn away Close those pouty lips and listen to what I say Why must you smoke that clove cigarette? Why must you act like you've got a hole in you head? Why don't you split the squares and love me instead? You're all shiny and clean, I've seen you in my dreams Like the Rolls Royce I can't have Your presence makes me scream Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage Hey you, new wave, I pity you When you get old, what will you do? What will you do when you turn 21? You're cockteasing at the singles bar just for fun What will you do when you turn 31? What will you do when you don't know how to love anyone? I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes I refuse to climb the ladder for you I refuse to pant and paw for you I need love, don't need no beauty queen But still, when I look at you, I scream Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways Sour grapes Just go riding right by me on the crest of the new wave Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage Sour grapes |
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| 6. |
| 3:16 |
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When I get the time
I'd like to sit down and write a little rhyme for you Just a couple few I'd tell you What you mean to me Yeah! When I get the time I'd love to sit down and write a little rhyme for you Just a couple few I'd tell you What you mean to me When I get the time I'd Put it all down and pick you up I'd say throw it all away the world is me and you tonight And will there come a day when nothing is standing in our way? living that dream within your arms? Well, I'll make it happen someday I'll make it happen someday I'll make it happen I'll make it happen someday When I get the time I gotta get the time yeah........... I'd look in your eyes for places inside I've never been before I gotta find somemore and I know you don't owe me anything When I get the time When I get the guts to live my life for me and to do, what I wanna do I'd be the friend that you said you once knew or will there come a day when we give up and turn away and I'd have nothing left nothing left except I'd have all the time in the word all of the time in the word time to remember look through the window time to cry Time to cry........... I gotta get the time.............. Where can I find the time? Where can I find, where can I find the time? get the time |
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| 7. |
| 2:21 |
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| 8. |
| 3:04 |
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it's been so long since i've had a smile
i've been down for such a long while if you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you you kiss me now and i'll turn away I think i'm still kissing yesterday if you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up i don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays daydream..no.. it looked bad, but it felt good I feel my heart though you're knocking on wood if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so generous, on being kind with selfishness in the back of my mind if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one that can make me happy so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one that can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up i don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays daydream don't wanna spend the rest of my days in yesterdays promises it's been so long since i've had a smile i stayed sad for such a long while if you chould cheer me up, i could learn to love you so love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy love me, and cheer me up show me you're the one who can make me happy cheer me up, c'mon and cheer me up |
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| 9. |
| 2:18 |
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She says you're the only one
But she's an 80's girl, and she can't get enough Treat you so right till your supply runs dry won't you please love my friends won't you please Vroom - in a brand new car, she drives to the beach Knows the language well, the moves and the speech Behind a blinding smile hides her empty eyes won't you please love my friends Won't you please suck my friends Won't you please 80's girl needs a friend Party down with everyone 80's girl needs a friends Love you for the weekend won't you please love my friends She's so modern She's so stylish Mohawk on one side, long hair on the other She's got all her bases covered She always wants someone else She's an 80's girl, looking out for herself so where do you draw the line Between a whore and a concubine? 80's girl needs a friend Getting the goods and having such a good time 80's girl needs a friend Love you for the weekend 80's girl needs a friend Never, never let it happen again Won't you please love my friends Won't you please f**k |
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| 10. |
| 3:38 |
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I can't believe what you just said
You'd sell your soul for a dollar bill I can see the signs in your eyes The signs that make an honest man lie You've got green on your mind Now you've got green in your eyes Say green is sex, green is power Such filthy thoughts I think you better go take a shower You're seeing green I'm seeing red I can't believe what you just said I heard your song, then I heard your spiel Music as money has gone to your head You're seeing green, I'm seeing red I used to listen and we'd share your love It didn't matter that I had none to give But now I want to steal your heart Claim it as mine before the bidding starts I've got green on my face Got jealous green I can taste Bitter-green bile because you're vile And yet I covet what I hate |
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| 11. |
| 7:51 |
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The days are blood
No beginning, no end Bleeding like a fountain pen The days are blood Alarm clock rips open my eyes I'm so tired Staring at the black spots before my eyes Am I alive Mirror showing bloodshot eyes It never lies Another day on the 9 to 5 No whens or whys These days of blood, eyes of fire I gave at the office I gave at the bank I gave to my friends I gave to my enemies You tell me it's better to give than to receive So tell me why is it you that's bleeding me 7 O'clock - got to wake up Wake up Look in the mirror, see my face See the traces of yesterday Oh, for yesterday Oh, for tomorrow The days are blood Bleeding into each other The days are blood And I'm drowning And as I watch the evening news I realize Telling me of the day's slaughter I realize Spilling innards on my dreams I realize As I bleed cold sleep sweat I realize The nights are blood too |
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| 12. |
| 1:27 |
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