So I sing a song
To reel em in
It's a song I've sung before
and a song I'm going to sing
again
I mean every word and
I don't mean
a single one of them
Oh Lord make me pure
but not yet
Tell a joke
Tell it twice
If no one else is laughing
then why am I
I split my sides both times
and laugh untill I cry
Oh Lord please make me pure
but not yet
I don't have to try
I just dial it in
never found a job that
for me
was worth bothering
I've got a ton of selfish
genes and lazy bones
beneath this skin
Oh Lord make me pure
but not yet
smoking kills
Sex sells
I've got one hand
in my pocket
but the other one looks
cool as hell
I know I'm going to die so
my revenge
is living well
Oh Lord make me pure
but not yet
I stopped praying so I hope
this song will do
I wrote it all for you
I'm not perfect
but you don't mind that
do you
I know you're there to pull
me through
Aren't you
So I look for love
I like the search
And I've been standing for
election all across
the known universe
Every President gets
the country she deserves
Oh Lord make me pure
but not yet
I've been seeing
Somebody's wife
She said
she'd leave him for me
and I said that wasn't wise
You can't lie to a liar
Because of all the lies
Oh Lord plase make me pure
but not yet
