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If you are listening to the new Z-Trip album on Hollywood Records, we’re here, we’re being silly, we got Supernatural, Z-Trip, I’m Murs and I like to have a good time and on Saturday mornings I used to like to get a big, fat bowl of cereal and watch cartoons, motherfucker, and if that-- if you can’t relate to this song you’re taking this shit too serious. It’s hip-hop, man, it’s-it’s fuckin’ fun.
Ooh, I love eatin’ cereal When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love Fruity Pebbles When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love Super Sugar Crisp When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love Count Chocula When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Let’s go Pour the milk in the bowl Make sugars ice cold Put my hand on the top So it don’t overflow Forget playing outside With my friends from school It’s Saturday morning, fool! But you know what ain’t cool (what?) Wakin’ up first ’Cause all that be on the tube Is the Snorks and Smurfs Kissy(?), Strawberry Shortcake, the worst But comin’ up next Was my boy, Johnny Quest Sim Sim Salabim But Fat Albert was the best The Brown Hornet Picture Pages Made me want to write graffiti I had to do it when Davey and Goliath couldn’t see me Always tryin’ to do right they’d be hangin’ out with Dudley But I watched Wacky Races Rootin’ for my dog, Muttley. You know what really bugged me? (What?) Colbots was whack Man, they bit the Transformers And that’s a well-known fact But... After these messages we’ll be right back... Ooh, I love eatin’ cereal When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Frosted Flakes When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Alphabits When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love King Vitamans When I’m watchin’ my cartoons I remember Teen Wolf tried to go vegetarian Told Thundar he was a sick barbarian For eatin’ Tiger Sharks with his Ninja Turtle soup Because of that the Herculoids had to kick him out the group Yo, there used to be drama on the afterschool scene Tiny Toons started beefin’ with Beverly Hills Team But the Get Along Gang would come through and make amends And by the end of the week, they were all Super Friends But GI Joe would get riled up again Guns out, lookin’ for weapons of mass destruction Harassin’ SilverHawks for little or nothing Of course, the Care Bears wouldn’t have the heart to do somethin’ I called Motron and his Inhumanoids The Superions wouldn’t let the Jols be destroyed No, even in Cartoons Americana can’t be packed But at least we know now, and know it’s half the battle Ooh, I love to eat cereal When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Honeycombs When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Cookie Crisp When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Fruit Loops When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Now, right before we go I think you got the right to know about Shira On the low She was a Thundercat ho Or a go tryin’ to cover up and say she got a man But he lied It was really one of Jem’s Holograms After that, God knows she went around the back And found out Josie sellin’ pussy to cats Chargin’ three, two, one for a little contact Because Hong Kong Phooey had the illest pimp slap Her sweet Jabber Jaws went to the highest bid But what made it worse was she incorperated kids So, Marshall Bravestarr came through with Captain Power And vowed that She-Force would shut ‘em down within the hour Until Chip ‘N Dale and the Rescue Rangers Came through to save them hos with a mouse named Danger To make things stranger She still gets a ho(?) Let a ho be a ho And that’s one to grow on Ooh, I love eatin’ cereal When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love Crushed Berry When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love Rice Krispies When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Golden Grahams When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Apple Jacks When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Cheerios When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I love to eat Tricks When I’m watchin’ my cartoons Ooh, I like Cap’n Crunch When I’m watchin’ my cartoons (laughter) And you know I can’t live without my cereal (laughter) And you know I can’t live without my cereal |
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