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All right!
Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance {Chorus:} The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Verse Two: People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me but ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, all the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance. {Chorus} Breakdown: Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do--check it out Verse Three: First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. {Chorus} Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Let's get stoopid! {Chorus} Oh, yeah, come on and break it down Outro: Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies, peace and humptiness forever |
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[Featuring 2Pac]
Chorus: repeat 2X All around the world,same song All all around the world same song [Shock G] I came for the party to get naughty, get my rocks on eat popcorn,watch you move your body to the pop song that I'm singing, dinga-linging, funky beats ringing everybody's swinging in the place as I kick the J and easy is my style R&B mixing it with the hip hop swing beat Champagne in my hand, it wont be long till I'm gone It's just the same old song [Humpty Hump] It's just a freestyle, meanwhile, we keep the beat kickin sweat drippin, girlies in the limo eatin chicken oops don't get the grease on your pantyhose I love ya Rover, move over, I gotta blow my nose Sneezin, but still I'm pleasin to all the slimmies Pull out my jimmie, time to get busy wit a Jenny if it's good and plenty, dont you know there I go, there I go, there I go But I dont go nowhere without my jim hat If I'm rappin, cause she's clappin then I'm strappin cause I'm smarter than that then girlie maybe we can get along Cutie after cutie, it's just the same old song Chorus: repeat 3X [Money B] Money B, the freaky deaky, the sqeaky meaky up and down as a matter of fact ill be right back i gotta take a leak So I'm drainin entertainin, but I got fame and the bases I touch to much for me tryin to be namin Aiyyo, you saw me on cable and gip I busted in and I was goin legit Clark Gable back in Pakland its the same old song sport these shorties, same freckles and hat drinkin the same 40's [Humpty Hump] hypothetical, political, lyrical, miracle whip just like butter, my ryhmes are legit Cause I'm the humpty. not humpty dumpty, but humpty hump here a hump, there a hump, everywhere a hump [Shock G] ah shut up and just listen not dissin dont get me wrong but to me its just the same old song so just watch, my name is shock, and i like to rock and you cant stop this 2Pac go ahead and rock this [2Pac] Now I clown around when I hang around with the Underground Girls use to frown, say I'm down, when I come around gas me and when they pass me they use to diss me harrass me, but now they ask me if they can kiss me Get some fame, people change, wanna live they life high same song, can't go wrong, if I play the nice guy (clamin that they must have changed,just because we came strong) I remain, still the same (why Tu'?) cause it's the same song Chorus: repeat 3X |
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[Dr Cook]
Ruth, send in the next patient [Chorus x4] Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that) [Baby DHumpty-Hump] People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin Ain't it about time for you to be bailin out Of the race and community you come from Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump! Ice Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump Dr: Sit down HH: Wait a minute, uh-uh Dr: Get in the chair [Humpty-Hump] Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure The white girl says my hips are not big enough And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger All of these so-called celebrities Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities A young girl sees you on a TV show She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!" Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head So you can get another gold waterbed?! You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it [Chorus] [Humpty-Hump] Uh, and you don't stop, check it I smell the message from the TV Does my Humpty nose deceive me? Smells like the blacker the wacker Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her But see for me, the bigger the nose the better They say the lighter the righter Oh yeah?! Well, that's tough Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction So catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin a tan Make sure there's no mis |
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Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound Well, it's the Underground, You know that we're down with wutchyalike Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight We're gonna say what we like 'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow Would like to just let yourselves go and doowutchyalike Yeah, well tonight's your night Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood And doowutchyalike Yeah, and doowutchyalike, everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, go whereyalike Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class Let's all get together and have a few laughs And do what we like Yeah, and do what we like, yeah And since you came here you gotta show and prove And do that dance, until it don't move Doowutchyalike Sometimes I bite Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat And if you're dirty, then go take a bath Messed up the line? Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please Eat wutch ya like, yo, smell how ya like Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'? Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh (Whatever you like to do, talk how ya like) Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like Homegirls, for once, forget you got class See a guy you like, just grab 'em in the biscuits And doowutchyalike Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown It really doesn't matter, we can all get down And do what we like, yeah, and do what we like From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner Ditch digger or a governor Just doowutchyalike Look how ya like Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected [Incomprehensible] had to be deaf I say what I like Like I said, sometimes we bite Even though you don't think it's right, yo, I like to bite Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong You got to admit, it's a new type of song Doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, go where ya like Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yo, do who ya like Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Alright, here we go, y'all, doowutchyalike Talk how ya like Drink wutch ya like Grab who ya like Feel wutch ya like Eat wutch ya like Scratch where ya like Itch if ya like Daddy, can I go outside? Huh, go where ya like, kid A brief announcement to all radio DJ's If this record is currently being played at your station We will provide the following time for you To announce your station identification We'd also like to add that we've now reached The three-and-a-half minute mark of this song Radio stations may begin your fade here For those that would like help, we will start your fade for you Now if this record is being played at a club, disco Lounge, house, basement, or block party Car stereo, stoop, or at any other social gathering We will now allow the beat to continue And proceed to give you more of what you like This message has been brought to you by the makers of The Way We Swing, and the Underground Talkhowyalike Posse I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk Daddy, can I eat some ice cream? Look, I told you kid, eat wutch ya like, okay? Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike And since you came here you gotta show and prove And do that dance, until it don't move, and doowutchyalike Like I said, sometimes we bite, now we're all gettin' stupid And actin' a fool, anything that ya really wanna do is cool So, Goldfingers, cut wutch ya like Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat And if you're dirty, then go take a bath And doowutchyalike Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip hop fans And since we're not your average everyday rap band Yo, Piano Man, play how ya like Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool Everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool An' what, wait a minute, wait a minute Don't take your clothes off yet, not yet Wait 'til we get home Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunions Toenails smell and look like onions, don't doowutchyalike Go see a foot doctor tonight Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Yeah, doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Just doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Everybody doowutchyalike Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor A shy girl, or loud like a bama From Connecticut, or from Louisiana Bad table etiquette, too much chatter Very well spoken, or real bad grammar I minority token, a brother in the slammer A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter I need a word that sounds like 'atta' Slipped on a peel of banana, doowutchyalike Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid Once again you got the sound of the Underground Baby Dope is in the house Boy, yea, are we puttin' things in check, Baby D? Too stupid check I'm wit' it, yea, yo Dave Let's show 'em some old school It makes no sense just standin' around Come on everybody, let's all hang out Yeah, and doowutwelike From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime Come on, young ladies, let's have good times And doowutwelike Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance To doowutchyalike? And get that thing packed tonight Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme And doowutchyalike Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike Ooh ooh, ooh ooh Ooh ooh, ooh ooh Ooh ooh, ooh ooh Ooh ooh, ooh ooh I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin' End the record how we like |
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Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop We-we chocolate cross-over Yea, we chocolate cross-over See me cocoa might go pop I'm cocoa and I might go pop Now it's about time that I cleared this so pardon me miss but I'd like for you to hear this If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back You see, I feel real good inside, and it's just from your nearness there's no need for you to fear this Kiss me, I'll kiss you back mmmm- Well ya look kinda cute to me I think we can achieve this plus you act like you need this Kiss me and I'll kiss you back You act real fly Money-B's not buyin' it quit denyin' it you're better off tryin' it Freak me girl and I'll freak you back (duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuuuh) Through any kinda weather will me and you forever stay together Well I just don't know but I'll tell ya what though If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back (kiss you back) And I guess you wanna know if I'm gonna be around I ain't sure but I'll tell you what I do know If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back (kiss you back) Awright, lets do this If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yea, Kiss me and I'll kiss you back If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back You with it? 'cause if you with it, I'm with it, yo If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yea, mmm- Just kiss me then I'll kiss you back I'll kiss you back, I'll kiss you back Now I'm hopin' that you hear me 'cause I love it when you're near me and I'm tellin' you sincerely that if you kiss me girl I'll kiss you back 'cause I really really really like you and I just want to make it clear we're gonna keep it fair and square kiss me and I'll kiss you back Yo it's not funny! real cute is what you say to me but any other way you play me If you love me then I'll love you back When you say I get the most out of this it kind of bothers me a fair exchange and no robbery Love me girl and I'll love you back Now I'm hopin that you hear me cause I love it when you're near me And I know you know I knew this so I guess that we can do this Awright, sing it with me again, c'mon If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Come on, keep it going If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yeah, ladies? If you love me boy I'll love you back Oh yeah? Yo I'm with it! If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Awright, awright that's cool, now let's change it up a little If you play with my tummy I'll tickle your feet You know? If you touch me here I'll touch you there Yeah, put lotion on me If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back I'll kiss you back If you love me girl I'll love you back I'll love you back We know what you go though sometimes we put you down People treat you coldly they know you sleep around We never want to disrespect you And tell anyone in town But if you love me then I'll love you back I'm askin' if you're down I'm hopin' that you hear me 'cause I love it when you're near me If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back I'll kiss you back You know I know you knew this so I guess that we could do this If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back You know what I'm sayin'? I mean if it's a deal to you it's a deal to me, but yo Kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yo let's kick it one more time, come on kick it If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Kiss me If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back And I'll kiss you back If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back If you play with my feet I'll tickle your tummy If you love me boy I'll love you back Yea, I like it when the girls do it If you love me boy I'll love you back Come one ladies, one more time, kick it If you love me boy I'll love you back Cause if you kiss me then I'll kiss you back But if you hit me then I'll hit you back Smack me and I'll smack you back If you scratch me here I'll scratch you there Aww, put lotion on me If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back If you kiss me girl I'll kiss you back If you touch me here I'll thouch you there Touch me here, baby, and I'll touch you there If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Yea! Yo this is pumpin'! Yo Shock this is pumpin' man, this sounds like somethin I'd do! I hear ya, I hear ya Hump! You know what I'm sayin? Yeah. 'cept I'd do it like this: Hit it girls If you pinch my nose I'll play with your toes You know what I'm sayin? Right, right, right If you look real cutie I'll play with your booty Yeah Yeah Check it, yeah Yo, but would ya If you hold my nuts I'll Awright, that's enough! That's enough! What, what man? I ain't.. No, no Hump, come on man, no, no Awright, awright, awright Let's just keep it cool, you know what I'm sayin? If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Hold my nose! Uh-huh If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Jus't havin' fun with it, man, know what I'm sayin'? If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back Kiss me then I'll kiss you back Awright, heh heh Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop We-we chocolate cross-over See me cocoa might go pop Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop We chocolate cross-over We chocolate might cross over See me cocoa might go pop I'm cocoa and I might go pop See me cocoa might go pop See me? I'm cocoa, and I might go pop See me cocoa might go pop Yeah, we cocoa and we might go pop See me cocoa might go pop See me cocoa might go pop See me cocoa might go pop See me See me cocoa might go pop go pop See me cocoa might go pop Me cocoa and I might go pop hah hah hah hah hah See me cocoa might go pop |
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