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What do you get if you fall in love?
A pin to burst your ex's bubble A diamond ring; brand new trouble From passionate to paranoid But I'll fall in love again GSOH Q.E.D. GSOH Q.E.D. (Q.E.D.) Fun-loving couple seek disco diva Quietly professional; non-smoker (GSOH Q.E.D.) New to the area; upwardly mobile Educated female seeks Adonis (GSOH Q.E.D.) (Q.E.D.) What do you see when he turns out the lights? A skin parade of his old lovers Sliding underneath the covers Another notch upon the bedpost of life But I'll fall in love again GSOH Q.E.D. GSOH Q.E.D. (Q.E.D.) Charming, well-bred, debonair sophisticate Unexpectedly re-available (GSOH Q.E.D.) Rugged, handsome, virile stallion Two-faced, impotent, spineless reptile (GSOH Q.E.D.) (Q.E.D.) Meanwhile... GSOH Q.E.D. GSOH Q.E.D. (Q.E.D.) What becomes of the broken hearts? They take revenge then feel much better Send you death threats in a letter Intimate pictures on the internet But I'll fall in love again GSOH Q.E.D. GSOH Q.E.D. (Q.E.D.) Attractive divorcee, teen-aged children Looking for a knight in shining armour (GSOH Q.E.D.) Recent widower, young at heart Seeks lady ballroom dancing partner (GSOH Q.E.D.) (Q.E.D.) Company director, likes light opera Looks unimportant - must send photo (GSOH Q.E.D.) Old-fashioned romance, perfect chemistry Uninhabited afternoons free (GSOH Q.E.D.) (Q.E.D.) GSOH Q.E.D. |
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Everybody needs to dream
Romance and love and eight hours sleep A little cottage by the sea A glass of gin, a box of chocolates To be both wanted and decide To move away when we retire No hell or heaven in-between British racing green Pebble-dash houses under- Neath the flight-path, still life Perfectly preserved through double-glazed windows Satellite dish brings Entertainment to our home Crack in the foundations - claim for Compensation leads to Aspirations and pipe dreams Buy myself a sports car British racing green Everybody needs to dream (La, la, la, la, la...) Romance and love and eight hours sleep A little cottage by the sea A glass of gin, a box of chocolates To be both wanted and decide To move away when we retire No hell or heaven in-between British racing green British racing green Still don't know where I was going Top down - inclement weather Just like all the English people Trying to win the Island Race, whatever British Racing Queen British Racing Green Everybody needs to dream Romance and love and eight hours sleep A little cottage by the sea A glass of gin, a box of chocolates To be both wanted and decide To move away when we retire No hell or heaven in-between British racing green British racing green Now I'm living in a chat-room With the Diana fan-club They sent a virus to my dream That wiped the hard-drive British racing green Everybody needs to dream Romance and love and eight hours sleep A little cottage by the sea A glass of gin, a box of chocolates To be both wanted and decide To move away when we retire No hell or heaven in-between British racing green Everybody needs to dream Romance and love and eight hours sleep A little cottage by the sea A glass of gin, a box of chocolates To be both wanted and decide To move away when we retire No hell or heaven in-between British racing Queen British racing green British racing green British racing green |
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Heard in on Sunday evening
Organised a bit of a do Get off the phone, Mum Someone important's trying to get through (Number One) 24/7 promotion (Number One) It's hard work, but it's fun (Number One) Adventures start in shopping centres (Number One) Pray that we're number one (Being Number One) A bed of roses (Number One) A box of chocolates (Number One) A bowl of cherries (Number One) Being number one Being number one Being number one A triumphant return to the home town (Ooh, ooh, ooh...) Treated with love and respect A special school assembly Before they would have broken my neck (Being Number One) My favourite colour (Number One) An E-type Jag (Number One) Roll out the red carpet (Number One - Being number one) A glass of champagne - Not the cheap stuff! God bless the public, God bless Number One God bless the radio, God bless TV God bless pocket money, these are the days (These are the days) Of too much wine and song Being Number One Being Number One Being Number One Being Number One Being Number One The skeletonsdance out of the closet Laughing all the way to the bank (ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee) A dozen illegitimate children (ooh, ooh, ohh) I guess we've got Max Clifford to thank (Being Number One) Toppermost of the poppermost (Number One) Every truck driver's friend (Number One) Climbing up the airwaves (Number One - Being number one) From John O Groats to Lands End (Number One) You're watching you waistline (Number One) A second release (Number One) You sleep with the dogs (Number One - Being number one) You wake up with fleas Being Number One Being Number One Being Number One |
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A pint of milk–a loaf of
bread-a magazine-on special offer Check the weather forecast Buy a new umbrella Send a text message take a shower Meet me in the park in half an hour These are the things that keep us together These are the things that keep us together I love you I want you Must have you I still love you These are the things that keep us together Make the bed wash the sheets Iron a shirt try to eat Check for e-mail send replies Set the video Catch the headlines Write a Get Well card have a cup of tea Think of you again think of you These are the things that keep us together -Uh huh Another night with some old friends I pray that it will soon be over I'm not listening to them Their laughter floats out of the window I wish that they would leave so I can go to sleep And dream of you again Until tomorrow These are the things that keep us together These are the things that keep us together I love you I want you Must have you I still love you These are the things that keep us together These are the things that keep us together -Uh huh |
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Never mind the rain
Just be thankful that you're here On holiday Put your coat on, go and play Here's some money for today Don't talk to anyone Or I'll send you to bed Without any food And I'll skin you alive You know what I'll do Don't you know that I love you? Don't you know that I love you? Collecting driftwood on a beach Build it up like fire Send a message to a passing ship 'Come and rescue me Come and take me somewhere else Where the weather's good' Now the tide's coming in And it's starting to rain But I'll be back tomorrow And I'll try once again I ran all the way home I ran all the way home I just want to go home The novelty has worn off We are not amused anymore If you really love me You'll let me go home I just want to escape I'm stuck in a Kodak moment With people in the future ... If you really love me Won't you let me go home? I just want to go home I ran all the way home Met a couple on the beach Said they'd lost a child like me Several years ago Said I reminded them Of the way she might have looked They had a photograph They invited me back To look at her room I said maybe tomorrow But I've got to go soon I ran all the way home I ran all the way home I just want to go escape Don't want to be brave Don't ever want to go back there again If you really love me You'll let me go home I ran all the way home I know that you love me You're taking care of me I'm frightened, I'm tired (If you really love me) But I want to go home I just want to go home I ran all the way home I ran all the way home I ran all the way home |
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