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Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
tasted like egg nog and it was gross said he was lonely and it had been a while the elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes he sat me down and went on and on wouldn't shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone he said the plumber must've done something right he fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night... fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) Santa kissed me under the mistletoe i guess i'm wondering how far this would go we talked and drank until it was light then the bartender kicked us out 'cause we got into a fight but i kept thinking of the swag for free besides the old geezer needs some company well i've been broke this year it wouldn't be so bad i hate to admit it, but he's the best i've ever had.... fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) Santa kissed me and i kissed him back but i did it for the toys figured i could get something more than i did from other boys Santa kissed me and i kissed him back but i did it for the toys smiled at me and wanted to see if i would but he's a pervert you can tell by his smile or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files that big red suit and jolly face is a disguise he only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs he drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time i'm gonna dump him as soon as i get what's mine guess i should really reveal my family ties he won't get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ball right between the eyes... fa la la la la la ( X 4 ) santa kissed me and i kissed him back but i did it for the toys figured i could get something more than i did from other boys santa kissed me and i kissed him back but i did it for the toys smiled at me and wanted to see if i would ( X 2 ) what a loser! |
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Hmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm Mmm, mmm, mmm Deepening night Think on a time, all was bright Here in this dark place I see in your face, all is not right Make it, make your way home Better than the last Break it, break the alone Take a second chance Open a window, let in the snow Cold is all I know Go to the fire, stir it around There's a warmer place for you to go So, make it, make your way home Better than you have Break it, break the alone Leave it in the past Oh, look and you'll find it Someone wants to love you Look and you'll find it Someone wants to love you Wake it, wake your dream One forgotten me Sleepin' deep inside o' you Heavenly peace |
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don't know how it happened and i don't know why my baby's lying in a manger came to me from on high came to me from a stranger don't know how it happened and i don't know why my baby's lying in a manger he came tome from on high he came to me from a stranger welcome be the queen of bliss welcome all to more and less CHORUS BACKWARDS don't know how it happened and i don't know why my baby's lying in a manger he came to me from on high he came to me from a stranger welcome be the queen of bliss welcome all to more and less |
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So this is Xmas
And what have you done Another year over And a new one just begun And so this is Xmas I hope you have fun The near and the dear one The old and the young A very Merry Xmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear So this is Xmas For weak and for strong For rich and the poor ones The world is so wrong So happy Xmas For black and for white For yellow and red ones Let's stop all the fight A very Merry Xmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear So this is Xmas And what have we done Another year over A new one just begun So happy Xmas We hope you have fun The near and the dear one The old and the young A very Merry Xmas And a happy New Year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear War is over, if you want it War is over now |
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I'll have a Blue Christmas without you I'll be so blue thinking about you Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree Won't be the same dear, if you're not here with me I'll have a Blue Christmas that's certain And when that blue heartache starts hurtin' You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white, But I'll have a blue, blue Christmas |
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