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They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! I wanna roll with- The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Really really white n' nerdy First in my class here at M.I.T. Jock skills I'm a champion of D&D MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal, well, I'm number one I do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy Days is my favorite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy! Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy I'd like to roll with- The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy How'd I get so white n' nerdy? I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized the Holy Grail Really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML do for them all Even make a homepage for my dog! Yo I got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky! I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwear! They see me strollin' They laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy All because I'm white n' nerdy Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy I wanna bowl with- the gangsters but oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! |
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I sued Taco Bell cuz I ate half a million chaloopas and I got fat I sued Panasonic. They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat I sued Earthlink cuz I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks cuz I spilled a Frappaccino in my lap and brrr it was cold! I sued Toys "R" Us cuz I swallowed a Nerf Ball and nearly choked to death! Uh! I sued Petco cuz I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I got bad breath! I sued Coca Cola yo cuz I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck! I sued Delta Airlines cuz they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked! Yeeeeeaaaaaaah! If ya stare me up on a date If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late! I'm gonna sue sue yes I'm gonna sue. Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna sue sue yes I'm gonna sue. Sue sue yeah I might even sue you! Uh! I sued Duracell they never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose! I sued Home Depot because they sold me a hammer which they knew I might drop on my toes! I sued Dell Computers cuz I took a bath with my laptop now it doesn't work! I sued Fruit of the Loom cuz when I wear those tightie-whities on my head I look like a jerk! I sued Verizon cuz I get all depresed any time my cell phone is rolling! I sued Colorado cuz ya know I think it looks a bit too much like Wyoming! I sued Neman Markus cuz they put up their christmas decorations way outta season! I sued Ben Affleck.. aww do I even need a reason? Uh! If I sprain my ankle when I'm robbin' your place! If I hurt my knuckes when I punch you in the face! I'm gonna sue sue yes i'm gonna sue sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue sue yes i'm gonna sue sue sue that's right i'm gonna sue you! Uh! Uh! Uh! I'll sue ya I'll take all your money. I'll sue ya even look at me funny. I'll sue ya I'll take all your money I'll sue ya even if ya look at me funny! I'll sue ya! I'll take all your money! I'll sue ya even if ya look at me funny! I'll sue ya I'll take all your money! I'll sue ya even if ya look at me funny! I'll sue ya! ha ha ha ha ha! I'll sue ya! whatcha think of that?! I'll sue ya! ha ha ha ha ha! Booyah! I'll sue ya! Uh! |
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once in a while maybe you will feel the urge to break... international copyright laws by downloading MP3's from file sharing sites like morpheus or crocster or limewire or kazaa cuz deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad and the shame would leave a permanent scar cuz you start out stealing songs then you're robbing liquor stores and selling crack and running over school kids with your car [chorus] so don't download this song the record store's where you belong go and buy the CD like you know that you should oh, don't download this song oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I double A they'll sue you if you burn that CD-R it doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl they'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are [chorus] so don't download this song don't go pirating music all day long go and buy the CD like you know that you should oh, don't download this song don't take away money from artists just like me how else can i afford another solid-gold humvee? and diamond-studded swimming pools these things don't grow on trees so all i ask is "everybody--please!!" [chorus] don't download this song (dont do it, no no) even lars ulrich knows its wrong (you can just ask him) go and buy the CD like you know that you should (you really should) oh, dont download this song dont download this song (oh please dont you do it) or you might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (yeah how bout Tommy?) go and buy the CD like you know that you should (go on buy it) oh dont download this song dont download this song (no no no no no no) or you'll burn in hell before too long (and you'll deserve it) go and buy the CD like you know that you should (go on buy it) *fades out* |
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