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1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7
6 is afraid of 7 'cause 7 ate 9 9 was minding his business Talking to 10 about Gordy Howe's clothes Why 7 ate 9 nobody knows 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 What about 9? 7 ate 9 Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives now Ronaldo will have to make do Ever since 7 ate 9 it seems I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too 7 ate 9 Once upon a time in our solar system We couldn't make do without 9 But Pluto's not a planet now So 8 will do fine Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives now The Chinese will be out of luck Vampires will have to think of some other method 'Cause without their K 9's how will they suck? 7 ate 9 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 What about 9? 7 ate 9, 7 ate 9, 7 ate 9 Oh, 7 ate 9 |
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| 1:06 |
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I woke up this morning and everything was different
Something was strange in the air I woke up this morning and everything was different I knew that the ninjas had been there I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresser Behind the bed, but nothing could be found There was nothing left behind them, nowhere that I could find them No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground The ninjas are deadly and silent They're also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please And sometimes they vacation in Ireland The ninjas are deadly and silent They're also unspeakably violent They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please And if you tear off their masks they'll be smiling |
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| 3:05 |
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In a puddle by the trail
Flips its tiny tail Just like a great big whale But smaller than a snail It´s a pollywog in a bog Swims under soggy logs One day he'll be a frog Pollywog in a bog Overhead a cedar tree Gives the shade he needs Munching while he feeds On lily pads and weeds Knows not where he's from Or how his life had begun He's not the only one And soon he'll breathe through lungs It´s hard to believe With the arms you´ll receive you´ll lift your head Above the water and breathe Gills shrink away And may there come a day When you reach the shore With a whole world to explore Ribbit, ribbit, a tadpole exhibit it´s a transformation no one can inhibit Amphibian change may seem strange Take them gills and the tail and they all rearrange Out come the legs for the jump, jump Hope to the top of the stump, stump Out come the legs for the jump, jump Hope to the top of the stump, stump Where the mud is deep Frost will soon creep And without a peep A frog is fast asleep It was a pollywog in a bog Swam under soggy logs In the morning fog Pollywog in a bog Pollywog in a bog Swam under soggy logs In the morning fog Pollywog in a bog Pollywog in a bog Swam under soggy logs In the morning fog |
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| 1:40 |
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Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes
I come from Canada I came in first place in a nonexistent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grease 2? I can't keep my movies straight When I make mistakes I use a lot of salt 'Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great I don't want to be a bother But I think the phone's for you I've got orange pants, I wear them when I dance But I don't get out that much You are just too loud, I passed you in a crowd Thank you and keep in touch I don't speak Chinese, not even words like please Thank you or how are you But I can parle Francais, I parled a bit today It seemed like the thing to do I don't want to be a bother But I think you're in my seat |
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| 2:24 |
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Eraser, eraser, eraser
I draw it with a pencil because it´s just a stencil And if I do retry it, well then I can´t deny it I´m gonna need my little eraser Eraser, eraser, eraser Eraser, eraser, eraser Eraser I might have to redo it, I might have to work through it But I try not to chew it 'cause I just shouldn't do it 'Cause I might need my little eraser If I wrote you a letter but I made an error I could fix it and make it better If I make an error I can always make it better with my eraser Eraser, eraser, eraser Eraser, eraser, eraser Eraser, eraser, eraser Eraser, eraser, eraser Erasure, erasure, erasure, erasure Erasure, erasure, erasure, erasure |
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| 1:09 |
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I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better
I can knit a scarf but you can´t knit a sweater When I´m underwater I couldn´t be wetter Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster I tried to keep up but it was a disaster One more move and I´m gonna be the master So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more And when it´s not fresh from the local store there´s a little town in Labrador Where she sells seashells by the shoe store I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker And on the guitar he could be a little slicker Jimmy always said I was a good flat picker |
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| 2:58 |
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Dive down, dive down
Into the cool green water Swim around, swim around By the fish and otters Louis Loon Louis Loon Flap your wings, flap your wings you´re picking up speed Soon you´ll spring, soon you´ll spring High above the trees June the beaver Below you´ll leave her Gnawing on sticks, gnawing on sticks With another dam to fix Louis Loon She hears your song Echoing over lakes and hills Lonely and long Sometimes it´s high, sometimes with a trill Wherever you are You are admired from afar But just around the bend You can always call your friends, call your friends Splash, splash, splash, splash Come on in and land In a flash, in a flash you´re under water again Looking to see when you surface where you´ll be Won't you stay? Won't you stay? Your friends want to play Won't you stay? Won't you stay? Your friends wanna play Won't you stay? Won't you stay? Your friends wanna play Won't you stay? Won't you stay? Your friends want to play Won't you stay? Won't you stay? Your friends wanna play Won't you stay? Won't you stay? Your friends wanna play |
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| 1:40 |
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Food party, food party
Food party, food party Food party, food party Food party, food party party tonight yeah! Hey, great party! Oh yeah, everybody's here! Oh yeah, good to see you guys Yeah, thanks for coming By the way I'm Sweet I'm like a chocolate treat Sweet, can I get you guys anything? You can get me a lemon 'cause I'm Sour Who are you? I'm Spicy! I'm hot! Hey! Bam! I'm exciting! I am Spicy! I'm crunchy! You know, like uh, carrot sticks and cookies and peanuts? Who invited the textures? People like me! 'C-cause I'm crunchy! |
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| 12. |
| 1:44 |
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There's a blueberry pancake
flying in the sky I can see it. I can see it. There's a castle in the cloud and it's floating on by Can you see it? Can you see it? With my imagination I can see it! With my pencil crayons I can draw it! On a piece of paper I can show it to you. I can show it to you. There's a purple hippopotamus riding on a bike I can see it. I can see it. There's a spaceship over my house at night I just know it. I just know it. With my imagination I can see it! With my pencil crayons I can draw it! On a piece of paper I can show it to you! I can show it to you. Draw, Draw, Drawing. Na na na na na. Draw, Draw, Drawing. Na na na na na. My imagination. My imagination. My pencil crayons. My imagination. |
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| 3:31 |
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I'm gonna plant this seed, this little tiny seed,
and it is gonna grow into a giant tree. A gigantic tree. A ginormous tree. A humungous tree for all the world to see. You've gotta love the trees, they even help us breathe. They give us oxygen. They give us scenery. When I see a healthy trunk it makes me want to jump. But I feel the opposite when I see a stump. Help me plant this seed, this little tiny seed. And let us watch it grow into a giant tree. One gigantic tree here for you and me. For our children's children's children's children's children to see. |
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I like my big sister.
But I don't want to wear her coat. It may be black It may fit perfect But you and I both know it's a girl's coat Now I can handle some hand me downs But shirts and sandals are out of bounds Balls and games and such I don't mind But a coat is over the line |
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| 1:48 |
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Ow, hi, do you have a cold?
Uh, no man, I just suffer from Allergies, allergies Allergies, allergies Allergic to cats, allergic to bees Allergic to dust, allergic to trees Allergic to mold, allergic to weeds My little brother is allergic to meat My friends' mother is allergic to wheat Allergic to meat? Allergic to wheat? Gotta be tricky finding something to eat Allergies, allergies Allergies, allergies Allergic to dogs, allergic to frogs Allergic to nuts, I hate the guts Allergic to smoke, it makes me choke Allergic to shrimp, I'll blow up like a blimp I get all itchy, and I start to wheeze Even if I see a slice of cheese A slice of cheese? I start to wheeze Hang on fellas I'm about to sneeze Aaa, aaa, aaa, achoo! Allergies, allergies Allergies, allergies Allergic to dogs, allergic to frogs Allergic to eggs, allergic to legs Allergic to heads, allergic to beds Allergic to bark, it makes me snark Allergic to face, allergic to bass Allergic to guitars, allergic to the stars Allergic to you, allergic to me Allergic to birds, allergic to bees |
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| 3:07 |
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I can eat pork 'til the cows come come
And cheese like it's going out of style I like just about every type of vegetable I like raisins, and nuts, and seeds, and olives, And pickles, and fruit, and beef, and bread, But I don't like... salmon. I've jumped from a plane with a parachute Scuba'd to the ocean floor Driven super fast in a racing car I've bungee jumped, and zip lined too, I've crossed rope bridges over raging rivers But I don't like... those spinny rides I can fly my very own aeroplane And I've been to the top of mountains I've been to the top of mountains I've been to the top of the CN Tower I can work on a ladder, I can climb a tree I can look out the window of a really tall building But if I stand close to the edge of a railing, or up on a roof or something I realize I don't like... heights so much |
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Last night I heard the wolves.
Last night I heard the wolves. Last night I heard the wolves they were howling at the moon. Howling at the moon. Howling at the moon. What a wild tune they were howling at the moon. Last night I heard the breeze. Last night I heard the breeze. Last night I heard the breeze it was singing through the trees. Then I heard some frogs. Then I heard some frogs. Then I heard some frogs they were croaking on a log. There's music in the air. There's music in the air. There's music in the air and the air is everywhere. Last night I heard the wolves. Last night I heard the wolves. Last night I heard the wolves they were howling at the moon. Howling at the moon. |
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| 3:43 |
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I'm having a bad day
There's nothing you can do or say To help me through this bad day I think I'll just stay in my room They didn't need to say That they didn't want to play I could have guessed it anyway And that's why I'm here in my room Seems like I'm the only one Who's not outside having fun I wish this day had never begun I think I'll stay in my room Sometimes I want to run and hide Today I want to stay inside Tell my bike to take itself for a ride I'm staying in today See the toys lying on the floor I don't want them anymore Think I'll sell them back to the store Or give them all away Seems like I'm the only one Who's not outside and having fun I wish this day had never begun I think I'll just stay in my room I don't need hugs and I don't want food I want to stay here in this lonely mood I don't care if people think I'm rude I wish they would all go away Dad come in and tells me with a kiss That everyone has days like this He brought my dinner, said that I was missed I think I'll be okay I know I'm not the only one To stay inside and watch the fun Thanks a lot, that helped a ton Tomorrow's going to be a better day |
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There are things that make me mad,
You are not one of them. There are things that make me sad, You are not one of them. There are things that make me Dad, You seem to be all of them. |
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If I climb a tree just to see what I see
Does that make me curious? If I make a point of just cruising a joint Would that make me curious? And if if's profound this just lookin' around Well then gee whiz Don't call me crazy Never been lazy Curious it is A touch of excess with a little finesse I simply luxurious And if I confess to makin' this mess Would that make you furious But after a while you'll be crackin' a smile And that's when we'll see If I may submit you'll have to admit You're curious like me They say that curiosity was responsible For the unfortunate demise of the cat But with 8 more lives to investigate What kind of a deal is that? Not Bad A furious sun can make for serious fun So we wont let that worry us Cause the fun is outdone by a barrel of one If that one's the furriest If curious mean that you trade your routines For something free The freedom you feel's the whole point of the deal so Curious I'll be Curiouser, and curiouser Sir Curious Curious like Curious like me |
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| 1:40 |
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There's a word for that
But I don't seem to know it Sometimes I grow a moustache just so I don't have to show it The word for that That someone,somewhere chose For that little dented skin between my upper lip and nose (philtrum) There's a word for that What does it start with? A word for that I'd sound so smart if I only knew The word for that Perhaps you do? There's a word for that It may come to me soon It dangles down in my mouth, and it's often in cartoons The word for that It seems like such a drag To not know what to call that little fleshy punching bag (uvula) There's a word for that What does it start with? A word for that I'd sound so smart if I only knew The word for that Perhaps you do? There's a word for that It's on the tip of my tongue Well actually underneath it, and has been since I was young The word for that Although I won't quote It likely stops my tongue from disappearing down my throat (frenulum) There's a word for that What does it start with? A word for that I'd sound so smart if I only knew The word for that Perhaps you do? What does it start with? A word for that I'd sound so smart if I only knew The word for that Perhaps you do? |
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| 2:12 |
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I wish I could speak with my dog
I wish I could speak with my dog I wish I could speak with my dog Cause right now it's just a monologue I wish I could walk on a cloud I wish I could walk on a cloud I wish I could walk on a cloud I sure wish could walkin' was aloud I wish every wish would come true I wish every wish would come true I wish every wish would come true Cause it sure feels good when they do |
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| 3:49 |
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Hey Steve!
Hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? Thank you, it's an alphabet song I'm working on Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one. A is for aisle B is for bdelliums C is for czar And if you see him, would you mind telling him- Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle? Yeah, aisle like a, like a theatre. Alright, okay, and bdelliums? Bdelliums, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent "B" And then czar? Yeah, it's uh- like a Russian czar. You know, everyone knows apple ball and cat, I wanted to get into some you know, some stranger words. Right, I see what you're doing. D is for djinn E for Euphrates F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies I thought phone started with a "P?" ... like a "Ph" No its f-o-h-n, it's a kind of wind Yeah, I know what you mean by wind G for Gnarly, I for irk H is for hour J for jalapenos Good in either corn or flour (tortillas) Nice rhyme K is for knick-knack L is for llama Pramma, llama, ding - what's so strange about llama? Llama, its starts with two L's What's the second one for? No idea. I know, loser. M for mnemonic N is for Ndombolo O is for ouija board P for pneumonia pterodactyl and psychosis Q is for qat Okay, Q - qat? What? Yeah it's uh...q-a-t, It's an evergreen shrub It's a perfect scrabble word because it's a q with no u, There's not many of those You have too much time on your hands. R is for R-gyle No, it isn't Okay, you're right; I couldn't find a good "R?" word S is for Saar, a lovely German river T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver U is for urn, but not like earning money V for vraisemblance from French, And therefore kind of funny W for wren, wrinkly, and who. X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true! Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot. Y is for yperite, a very nasty gas. And zed's the final letter And by final, I mean last. Okay, when you say zed, For the benefit of our American friends You really mean Z, right? No I mean Zed, like, like Zed Zed Top. Zed Zed Top? Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, He has a mustache I always thought that was interesting You done with the alphabet? No extra letters I haven't heard of? I think so. Well this was a great help, I think, you know, The contribution you made to world literacy Well, I'm just saying, kids I'm just saying Think outside the box a little bit Box with an "R" Yeah, well, no, box with a b-a-l-k-s, like a pitcher. Ahh, as opposed to b-a-c-h-s, Right, think outside the box Get into some Rachmaninow That's Rachmaninoff with a "W" |
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| 3:10 |
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Look up in the sky, they said on the radio station.
They're up quite high, flying in a V formation. Here come the geese! Here come the geese! Now they're on lawns, the patios and ponds, on the sidewalks on the rooftops, on the hillside, on the playground slide, in the shadows, the parking lots, the meadows, the fences and ledges, benches and hedges,in the schoolyard, on the boulevard, in the high school halls, in the shopping malls. Watch under your feet,they said on the radio station. Here come the geese! Flying in a V formation. |
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