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I hope it doesn't show
It'll go 'way It's just a passing phase It'll go 'way You can dress nautical Learn to tie knots Take lots of Dramamine Out on your yacht But when you're all alone And nothing bites You'll wish you stayed at home With someone nice But when you think you made it disappear It comes again, "Hello, I'm here" and I've got angst in my pants You can be smart as hell Know how to add Know how to figure things On yellow pads Answer so no one knows What you just said But when you're all alone You and your head What's the computer say, it's mumbling now It says "hey Joe" It's spelled it out and "You've got angst in your pants" "You've got angst in your pants" But when you think you've made it disappear You're sure you made it disappear And you've still got angst in your pants I hope it doesn't show It'll go 'way It's just a passing phase It'll go 'way I hope it doesn't show It'll go 'way Give it a hundred years It won't go 'way And I've got angst in my pants I've got angst in my pants |
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You're gonna take a walk in the rain
And you're gonna get wet (I predict) You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein And be hungry real soon (I predict) Are my sources correct (I predict) They're gonna find the Queen is a man But that Philip don't care (I predict) Lassie will prove that Elvis and her Had a fleeting affair (I predict) Are my sources correct Are my sources correct Yes I know they're corect (I predict) Men, if you say your prayers You'll never lose your hair L.A. is safe Ain't gonna quake Ain't gonna quake (I predict) And somebody's gonna die But I can't reveal who Cold beer will cure a cold Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer Moscow will march to France They'll do the Can-Can Dance Don't worry, it'll work out Maxim's will throw them out They're gonna stop Saturday night So you better have fun now (I predict) They're gonna stop having the sun So you better get tan now And this song will fade out And this song will fade out And this song will fade out (I predict) |
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Drop the goody-goody look and put on your shoes
Because I'm gonna recommend a little somethin' for you (Oh yeah) Grab your little Lulu or your Sally or Sue And take her out to that Metropolis without no taboos (Oh yeah) What you say, who are you? Never mind just sing the tune Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes The perfect place, and what a pace Man, I've heard of Peyton Place and Pigalle too But this is better than the others, it's American too (Oh yeah) No one has the time to eat a meal or to think Because they're way too busy doin' Kama Sutra-y things (Oh yeah) Look around, see the sights Go to bed what a life Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes The perfect place, and what a pace There's a whole lotta fish in the sea Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes The perfect place, and what a pace If you try to come here and you try to abstain They'll send you to the prison for the criminally insane (Oh yeah) Maybe I'll just stay here for the rest of my life Because it's better than commuting here with you every night (Oh yeah) Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes The perfect place, and what a pace |
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Fog matters to you and me, but it can't touch Sherlock Holmes
Dogs bark and he knows their breed And knows where they went last night Knows their masters too Oh baby, hold me tight Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes (Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh) Stay, don't give me that same old act I can call in Sherlock Holmes He'll want your biography, and pictures of you in lace And satin looking great Oh baby, hold me tight Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes Hold me tight like Sherlock Holmes Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes (Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh) Do you want to have fun Do you want a good time Do you want me to laugh Do you want me to cry Do you want me to dance Do you want me to sing Do you want me to joke Should I be more like him Oh yeah I can dance like Sherlock Holmes I can sing like Sherlock Holmes But can't be Sherlock Holmes (Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh) I can dance like Sherlock Holmes I can sing like Sherlock Holmes But I can't be Sherlock Holmes (Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh) |
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Not every cigarette is a dead, dead thing
Some have a mind and try to be other things Pushed in the pack, they crave some Virginia air Softly, they pray to someone, but life ain't fair They're born to lose They're born to fill The lungs of Jack The lungs of Jill And like I said Life just isn't fair Nicotina, Nicotina, Nicotina is her name Once in a while a cigarette has a name N-I-C-O-T-I-N-A, that's her name She had a tiny voice, and she sang all day She was a cigarette, but she loved to play Nicotina, Nicotina, Nicotina is her name A man with a cough Stepped to the machine Dropped coins in the slot The end of a dream He ripped the pack and coughed, and then coughed again Popped out a cigarette, and we're near the end She screamed and screamed but so much was filtered out Now Nicotina's only a tiny cloud Nicotina's gone, but life goes on though Nicotina's gone, but life goes on though Nicotina's gone, but life goes on and on and on and on and on Nicotina, Nicotina, Nicotina was her name |
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A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring She gets the alimony too She gets to look good in the nude But there's one place where they've been whipped Between the nose and upper lip My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache One hundred hairs make a man I tried a handlebar design My Fu Manchu was real fine My Ronald Colman made 'em blink My Pancho Villa made 'em think But when I trimmed it real small My Jewish friends would never call My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache One hundred hairs make a man One hundred hairs make a man One hundred hairs make a man My-My-My Moustache My-My-My Moustache My-My-My Moustache They call me sir, and that ain't bad Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad And women flirt and you can bet They like that tickle that they get The only time I feel bad Is when the guess the lunch I've had My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache My-My-My-My-My Moustache Moustache Moustache Moustache (repeat thru fade) |
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Don't play that riff
Don't play that riff Don't play that riff That takes me back Instant weight loss There was this girl Black hair, so what She called me "Fats" But in one night Instant weight loss One night, one steamy night I'd lose a kilo each hour In ten nights, ten steamy nights And figure a kilo each hour Instant weight loss Then came this guy Some foreign name Had chubby hands Wore lots of chains Instant weight loss That's it What's done is done Erase the past if you can With ice cream, with coconut pie In less than a week I'd undone Instant weight loss Don't play that riff She sang that riff All through the night It's coming back I've gained an ounce I've gained a pound Another pound I've gained a ton So last July This girl pulls up Blonde hair, so what She says "Hey Fats" Instant weight loss (repeats thru fade) |
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There's a riot in Room 42
It was Chemistry, now it's a zoo And they kicked out the teacher, Miss Prune Tuned the heat up to one hundred two Tarzan and Jane Tarzan and Jane Now they're ripping their shirts and their tights Now they're swinging from fluorescent lights Look at Bob, he was getting straight A's Who's he carrying 'round on his face Tarzan and Jane Tarzan and Jane Now they've called in the men wearing blue There's a cameraman from Channel 2 On the news at eleven does Edgar Rice Burroughs Get royalties on local news Tarzan and Jane Tarzan and Jane Well, tomorrow at 7:04 As the principal says "shut the door" They'll be 25 Tarzans and 25 Janes And a chimp from Zoology 4 Tarzan and Jane Tarzan and Jane |
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Now I stutter, now I dribble
Other than that, I'm lots like I was then The decline and fall of me I just shaved my nose off, oh well Other than that, I'm lots like I was then The decline and fall of me If I had a hammer I would drop it and break it Look at the pieces Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas Check out my pizzas Now your jokes seem really funny Other than that, I'm lots like I was then Ooh, the decline and fall of me Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the shirts Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse Would you tell me again, which are girls, which are guys Gee, I thought that this finger meant so long, goodbye Chart position, bubbling under Drowning and goodbye future Mrs. Mael The decline and fall, decline and fall Decline and fall of me I'm fading away I'm fading away I'm fading away |
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Don't let it get me,
don't let it get me, oww Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww don't let it get me, oww don't let it get me, oww Well, it's Saturday night and I'm still free and I ain't never gonna be eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) It's hard to fight it off much more I can hear it droolin' by the door eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em (Don't let it get me) It chews 'em up and spits out creatures with those goo-gooey eyes sick-sickly smiles It just ain't right And my father said, "Don't worry, son" But look at him, he shoulda' run eaten by the monster of love Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww. don't let it get me, oww. don't let it get me, oww Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death There ain't too many left who ain't been eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) Buy a dog and that might help but sometimes though a dog gets rabid eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em (Don't let it get me) It chews 'em up and spits out creatures with those goo-gooey eyes sick-sickly smiles It just ain't right Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) let it huff, let it puff (Don't let it get me) Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) I hate to gripe but I just ain't the type Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww. Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww. Well, I know some really good good people overcome and piece by piece they were eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) Sometimes it takes a nip at me but I'm too quick to ever be eaten by the monster of love Don't let it get me, don't let it get me, oww. don't let it get me, oww. don't let it get me, oww. Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) Eaten by the monster of love (Don't let it get me) ((fade)) |
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