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Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
You-you-you-you-you! (Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!) My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her No hablo ingles Policeman caught me doing 90 and that's when pulled me over No hablo ingles A hippy with a tambourine asking me if i could spare a dollar No hablo ingles Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar No hablo ingles (One!) When I'm not feeling it (Two!) When someone's full of shit (Three!) When I get cut off at the bar To make a getaway It's all you gotta say (Cuatro! Cinco! Seis!) No hablo ingles No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey) No hablo ingles No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey) My nephew asks me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie No hablo ingles Walking my dog I see a sign that says to please pick up the doodie No hablo ingles My mom gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday No hablo ingles A guy walks up and says "¿Donde esta casa de Pepe?" He no habla ingles (One!) So many different uses (Two!) You don't need no excuses (Three!) It's as easy as the third grade The perfect getaway It's all you've gotta say (Cuatro! Cinco! Seis!) No hablo ingles No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey) No hablo ingles No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey!) Did you brush your teeth? (No hablo ingles) Where'd you leave your pants? (No hablo ingles) Did you feed the fish? (No hablo ingles) Do you like my band? Wait... don't answer that No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey) No hablo ingles No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey) No hablo ingles Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey) Did one of you guys pee in the pool? No hablo ingles Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet? No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey) Can I borrow that beer? No hablo ingles [laughs] No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey) No hablo ingles No hablo ingles. |
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Her name is Wena.
Hey, have you seen-a? Everyone says she's amazing. She gets so jealous, She sticks her head up When I'm checkin' out the ladies. And she needs so much attention She's always hangin' around. My Wena is lonely tonight. (My Wena) She cries when I turn out the light (My Wena) She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight Oh, My Wena. Take a look at my Wena. My little Wena, Queen of the scene And all the girls wanna be around her Her skin is so soft, I can't keep my hands off Ever since the day I found her. And she'll make your heart beat faster With the wink of an eye. My Wena is lonely tonight. (My Wena) She cries when I turn out the light (My Wena) She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight Oh, My Wena. Have you seen my Wena? Get a load o' my… Sometimes she can't sleep at night And I wake up and she's just a-lookin' at me And she snuggles up tight when it's cold outside She likes to show off when we're walkin' the beach And she's always up for goin' extra innings She's a sucker for a happy ending. And we may not always agree, But she's always here with me. My Wena is lonely tonight. She cries when I turn out the light She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight My Wena. (Take a look at my Wena). My Wena is lonely tonight. (My wonderful Wena) She cries when I turn out the light (She wants to get between ya) She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight Oh, My Wena. My wonderful Wena |
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Nothing to do
But sit around and make a mess with you Watching the world From your rooftop looking down We never care Summertime and we ain't goin' anywhere No goodbyes... We're only young, running wild Only young, let it ride We've got all the time in the world tonight We're only young, you and I Only young, get it right We're right here, the best night of our lives Let's go down in flames Tomorrow's just a million miles away We got tonight So let's tear this town apart We'll never change We'll party like it's Graduation Day No goodbyes We'll stay right here Laugh till we cry We're only young, running wild Only young, let it ride We've got all the time in the world tonight We're only young, you and I Only young, get it right We're right here, the best night of our lives (Tonight, tonight) we'll make some history (Tonight, tonight) we'll burn some memories (Tonight, tonight) legends never die (Tonight, tonight) it's like a movie (Tonight, tonight) the way it should be (Tonight, tonight) all we've got it time We're only young and we don't care If we get old and lose our hair Right now, the best night of out lives We're only young, running wild Only young, let it ride We've got all the time in the world tonight We're only young, you and I Only young, get it right We're right here, the best night of our lives We're only young (you and I) Only young (get it right) Only young We're only young (you and I) Only young (get it right) Only young (the best night of our lives) |
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I'm not lost I just haven't found
Everything I need I'm not torn I'm just getting it together I'm not broken don't you mind The pieces of me You see scattered on the ground I swear I'll turn this thing around I'm not home but I'm sitting Here in my room I'm a photograph in need of a zoom I feel far away I can't make out the face It's all blurred since you went away When you took your keys out You took a little piece of me I'm a circle incomplete I'm a heart that barely beats All the memories stay forever as tattoos I'm a star without a sky I'm hello with no goodbye I'm the dreams we had that never will come true That's me with no you Na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na I'm a mark, I'm a martyr I'm a victim, I'm a jerk I'm an engine that just doesn't seem to start I'm a kingdom with no king I'm a king without a crown So I fall down on my knees And I pray nobody sees You got my attention Now please come back to me (come back to me) I'm a circle incomplete I'm a heart that barely beats All the memories stay forever as tattoos I'm a star without a sky I'm hello with no goodbye I'm the dreams we had that never will come true That's me with no you Can't find the words to fit the melody But I swear that I could sing it When you were here with me I'm all over the place on a scale of 1-10 I'm a C, that's me I'm not lost I just haven't found Everything I need I'm not torn I'm just getting it together I'm a circle incomplete I'm a heart that barely beats All the memories stay forever as tattoos I'm a star without a sky I'm hello with no goodbye I'm the dreams we had that never will come true That's me with no you Na na na na na na na na na na na (that's me with no you) Na na na na na na na na na na na (that's me with no you) Na na na na na na na na na na na (that's me with no you) Na na na na na na na na na na na (that's me with no you) |
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I was lost and down
Before you turned my life around I never knew a love like this could happen And they said I was too young But when I turned 21 You gave me hope that's everlasting Now everything is going my way The sun's shining all around me Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now I wanna tell the whole world Hooray for beer I'm really glad you're here Let's make this moment last You feel so right Wanna be with you all night Shout it out hooray for beer! And sometimes when I wake You seem like a mistake My stomach's turning circles, my head is pounding But at 5 o'clock You say it's time to rock And I can't resist I wanna be around you Now everything is okie dorie The stars are shining all around me There's a happy ending to my story now I wanna tell the whole world Hooray for beer I'm really glad you're here Let's make this moment last You feel so right Wanna be with you all night Shout it out hooray for beer! I can hold you in my arms forever Or at least until you're gone And then I'll order another one Now everything is going my way The sun's shining all around me Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now I wanna tell the whole world Hooray for beer I'm really glad you're here Let's make this moment last You feel so right Wanna be with you all night Shout it out hooray for beer! Hooray for beer I'm really glad you're here Let's make this moment last You feel so right Wanna be with you all night Shout it out hooray Hip hip hooray Hooray for beer! |
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America, a beautiful girl
A gift to the world from outside of town A train wreck with unbelievable skin Hey, where have you been we haven't seen you around You know you don't have to be so mean We hear it loud and clear when you say That you don't give a whoop, whoop America, she bullies at school Her parents were cool but now she's out on her own Happiness as long as she's right and she's quick to fight Yeah, she's looking kinda rough She says just recognize, recognize 'Cause she don't give a whoop, whoop 'Cause she don't give a whoop, whoop 'Cause she don't give a 'Cause she don't give a whoop, whoop 'Cause she don't give a whoop, whoop 'Cause she don't give a Wake up America, don't wanna fight anymore Wake up America, wake up America Wake up America, don't wanna fight anymore Wake up America, now pick yourself off the floor America, she lost all her friends The fun never ends until you buy your own beer Rehab so bitter and wired So used up and tired, hey, your looking pretty rough She says just recognize, recognize 'Cause she don't give a whoop, whoop 'Cause she don't give a whoop, whoop 'Cause she don't give a 'Cause she don't give a whoop, whoop 'Cause she don't give a whoop, whoop 'Cause she don't give a Wake up America, don't wanna fight anymore Wake up America, wake up America Wake up America, don't wanna fight anymore Wake up America, now pick yourself off the floor Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping Wake up Amy your alarm clocks on Wake up Amy your alarm clocks beeping Waking up the neighbors it goes on and on and on Wake up America, don't wanna fight anymore Wake up America, wake up America Wake up America, don't wanna fight anymore Wake up America, now pick yourself off the floor Wake up America, don't wanna fight anymore Wake up America, wake up America Wake up America, don't wanna fight anymore Wake up America, now pick yourself off the floor |
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"Hey, umm, got your machine. How's it going? Umm... I was just calling to see if you, ummm... see if you... actually I don't even know why I called you, I'm not even drunk. Just rambling."
If only you were here If only I could see your eyes If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa I would turn this thing around I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp And I'm not giving up "I swear I'm not a stalker, I... maybe.... your machine cut me off on the last one cuz I guess I talk to long, which it will do, and I will do as well. Just, know you're great, y'know?" If only you were here If only I could see your eyes If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa I would turn this thing around I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp And I'm not giving up Somehow we fell off track and got off the path we had been in I bet you thought that I had dried up and blown away But I'm on a comeback with a fury And I'm gonna right myself a note I'm on a mission and I thought that you should know "You're probably wondering who this is. I just called to apologise. It seems I've been dialling the wrong number." If only you were here If only I could see your eyes If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa I would turn this thing around I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp And I'm not giving up "Hi, could I just get a small cheese and one of those dessert things that you guys do?" |
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"Check one. That sounds good. Bowling for Soup. 2009 and everything is just fine"
Waves hit rocks some folks get wet I was gonna say something but now I forget Chocolate covered cherries with the milk on the side I'll meet you at the party if I find a ride Elbows like to move and birds like to test Elvis or the Beatles, who cares who's the best? (Beatles) Raleigh is the capital of North Carolina Peanut butter sandwich with some Aunt Jemima And if you were me You'd probably see What I'm talking about Talk is cheap but I can't afford it And counting sheep don't work anymore My head is turning circles but I gotchoo, I gotchoo The coast is clear, the view is distorted Lots to do and I'm always bored There's nothing in my wallet but I gotchoo, I gotchoo Credit or debit with your supermarket basket Bring your own tote, no paper no plastic In the sun or the rain always bring an umbrella Get a lollipop from the pretty bank teller Go kart race with a '57 Chevy Carry my weight but I'm getting kinda heavy Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? Was he? And if you were me You'd probably see What I'm talking about Talk is cheap but I can't afford it And counting sheep don't work anymore My head is turning circles but I gotchoo, I gotchoo The coast is clear, the view is distorted Lots to do and I'm always bored There's nothing in my wallet but I gotchoo, I gotchoo Sometimes you gotta run and put your foot on the pedal Other times you gotta stay and bring the metal Doesn't matter to me cuz I gotchoo, I gotchoo Talk is cheap but I can't afford it (talk is cheap) And counting sheep don't work anymore (counting sheep don't work) My head is turning circles but I gotchoo, I gotchoo (my head's a mess but I gotchoo) The coast is clear, the view is distorted (coast is clear) Lots to do and I'm always bored (always bored) There's nothing in my wallet but I gotchoo, I gotchoo (I gotchoo) |
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S-s-s-saw you in December.
I can't believe that summer got here so fast. I hardly can remember, Crawling through the dust cloud after the blast. T-t-t-trippin' over land mines. F-fallin' over words when I see your face. Oh yeah, you took your sweet time, Breakin' down the walls, blowing me away. L-l-l-l-love is like a hurricane. L-l-l-l-love is like a car crash, And I just can't look away. L-l-l-l-love is like a time bomb. 4, 3, 2, 1... Every time you walk in the room, Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. You t-t-told me that you loved me, And suddenly the sky fell to the ground. I'm sh-sh-sh-shakin' like an earthquake, honey. You got my whole world turned upside-down, And I never could imagine, And I don't want to pretend. I just know that I don't want this to end. L-l-l-l-love is like a hurricane. L-l-l-l-love is like a car crash, And I just can't look away. L-l-l-l-love is like a time bomb. 4, 3, 2, 1... Every time you walk in the room, Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom, And I don't know what to do. I swear I'm explodin', Every time I look at you, And I never could imagine, And I don't want to pretend. I just know that I don't want this to end. L-l-l-l-love is like a time bomb. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. Love goes boom. (Saw you in last December) Love goes boom. (I don't think you'll ever remember) Love goes boom. (Saw you in last December) Love goes boom. (I don't think you'll ever remember) |
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Well I love New York like everyone,
And I go to Las Vegas to chill. I like Denver, Colorado, 'cause it's so laid back, And Chicago keeps it real. Well I only leave Dallas when I have to, But when I do, I like Tulsa OK, And I ain't got nothing against California, But I can't stand L.A. Well Orlando, Florida, it's humid, but it's swell, Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock, (Yes they do!) And New Orleans is evil, but it's part of the appeal. You can gamble, drink, and swear until you drop. (Handbag!) The state of Ohio's been great to our band, Along with Philly and Green Bay. (I like cheese) I got nothin' but love for Hollywood, But I can't stand L.A. I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Sante Fe, Indianapolis, Hartford too, Boise, Memphis, Sioux Falls, And of course, KC, Along with Pittsburgh and Kalamazoo. (We've never been there!) Atlanta is a home away from home, And heres a shout out to Sauget. (We should take a moment to explain where Sauget is.) Oh yeah, it's St. Louis. And I wish my friends would leave that place, 'Cause I can't stand L.A. Traffic sucks. No protected lefts. (Yeah, but road rage is so cool.) Snooty fucks. Pollution fills the air. (Can I (???) smoke outside) Gang fights. Seven dollar beer, (That fucking sucks!) And the threat of breaking off into the sea. And now to give Los Angeles the benefit of the doubt... (What?) Jimmy Kimmel, In-N-Out, and great sushi, And diversity everywhere. Really hot chicks, wearing next to nothing, And the Santa Monica pier. Thank you for hair metal, And the '84 Olympics, And for BFS radio play. Well, and please don't take this personally. No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave, And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is, I can't stand L.A. |
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