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Dr. West: (good) morning Marshall
Em: Good morning, Doc' Dr: So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling? Em: Uh, anxious... Dr: Anxiety Em: Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world... nervous Dr: Nervous?! [chuckles] Common' Marshall, you're a big boy now, you sound like a little bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet? Em: Uhm, not yet, but I mean, when I get back.. Dr: Well, if you find one, you find one; if you don't, you don't Em: Well, yeh I mean, I gotta start goin' to meetings first and, wait, what? Dr: Well, I mean you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like... a requirement. And if they fit in your schedule, I know you're a busy person.. Em: Well yeh, but, I thought sobriety was the most important thing.. Dr: So what else are you thinkin'? Em: Uhm, well, I know I gotta start practising the steps, I mean learn 'em and start bein' able to apply 'em.. Dr: The steps? Em: Yeh, the steps.. Dr: There's alot of them aren't there? Em: Well, twelve.. Dr: Christ! I don't even know them all Em: Really? Dr: Anything else? Em: Uhm, well, I mean the only other question I have is, like what do I do if I found myself in a situation where, maybe somebody's drinkin' around me or something like that, and I get tempted to.. Dr: Take a drink Em: What? Dr: Take a drink! And, you know, (I mean), take the edge off Em: Take the edge off?? Man, if I have a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to Dr: What, you mean these? [shakes bottle of pills] Em: Now, what the fuck?? Dr: [voice toned down] Marshall, what's the matter, darling? You having some doubts on me? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall We'll always be together, Marshall Marshall! Marshaaall! (Em whines at the same time): Oh, no, no, no, common' man, ah fuck you man, no! no! no! no! noooooooo! Oh shit |
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Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh There is no escaping there's no place to hide You scream someone save me but they don't pay no mind goodbye Your walking down a horror corridor It's almost 4 in the morning and your in a nightmare its horrible Right there is the coroner waiting for you to turn the corner so he could corner you Your a goner he's on to you out the corner of his corner you he just saw you run All you want is to rest cause you can't run anymore your done All he wants is to kill in you front of an audience While everybody is watching in the party applauding it Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again Contemplating my next plot again Swallowing a calotapin while I'm not in and out of ionamin At the Ramada Inn holding on to the pill bottled in Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom and make sure I got all of it Wake up naked at McDonalds with blood all over me dead bodies behind the counter shit Guess I must've just blacked out again Not Again It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Bodies laying all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must've Killed em Killed em It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Bodies laying all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must've Killed em Killed em Sitting nude in my living room its almost noon I wonder whats on the tube maybe they'll show some boobs Flipping every channel until I find Hannah Montana Then I reach for the Aloe & Lanolin Bust all over the wall panel and Dismantling every candle on top of the fireplace mantle Grab my flannel and my bandana then Kiss the naked mannequin man again You can see him standing in my front window if you look in I'm just a hooligan who's used to using halucenogens Causing illusions again brain contusions again Cutting and bruising the skin Razors scissors and pins Jesus when does it end Phases that I go through Dazed and I'm so confused Days that I don't know who Gave these molecules to Me what am I gonna do Pay the prodigal son The Diabolical one Very methodical when I slaughter them It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Bodies laying all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must've Killed em Killed em It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Bodies laying all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must've Killed em Killed em She puts the lotion in the bucket She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again She puts the lotion in the bucket She puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hoes again I bite and I slash slice and gash Last night was a blast I can't quite Remember when I had that much fun on the half pint of the jack My last Vic and a half a flashlight of Kim Kardashians ass I remember the first time I dismembered a family member December I think it was I was having drinks with my cousin I wrapped him in Christmas lights pushed him in the stinking tub Cut him up into pieces and just when I went to drink his blood I thought I outta drink his bathwater that outta be fun thats when my days of serial murder manslaughter begun The sight of blood excites me That might be an artery son Your blood curling and screams Just dont seem to bother me none It's 3 Am and here I come So you should probably run A secret passageway around here Man theres got to be one or no there's probably none He can scream all that he wants top of his lungs It ain't gonna stop me from choppin him up up It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Bodies laying all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must've Killed em Killed em It's 3 Am in the morning put my key in the door Bodies laying all over the floor and I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must've Killed em Killed em |
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YeahYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahYo YoAlright Ima lay the chorus firstHere we gooo nowMy mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I am likeI am because I'm like herBecause My mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I'm on whatI'm on cause I'm My MomMy mom my momI know your probablytired of hearing'bout my mom Oooh whooaBut this is just a story ofwhen I was just a shortyAnd how I becomehooked on vahaliumValium was in everythingfood that I ateThe water that I drankfckin peas in my plateShe sprinkled just enough of itjust to season my steakSo everyday I'd have at leastthree stomach achesNow tell mewhat kind of motherwould want to see herSon to grow up to bean underafukinchieverMy teacher didn't thinkI was gunna be nothin eitherWhat the fuck you stickingum up under the fuckin seat forMrs Mathers your sonhas been huffin etherEither that or the muthafckersbeen puffin' reeferBut all this huffin andpuffin wasn't what it was eitherit was neitherI was buzzin butit wasn't what she thoughtPee in teacupBitch you ain't my keeperI'm sleepinWhat the fuk you keep onfckin' with me forSlut you need toleave me the fck aloneI ain't playinGo find you a white crayonand color a fukin' zebraMy mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I am likeI am because I'm like herBecause My mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I'm on whatI'm on cause I'm My MomWait a minuteThis ain't dinnerthis is paint thinnerYou ate it yesterdayI ain't hear no complaints did INow heres a platefull of pain killersnow just wait tillI crush the valiumand put it in your potatoesyou little motherfckerI'll make yousit there and makethat retarded fckin faceWithout even tastin itYou better lick fckin'plate you ain't wastin' itput your face in itFor I throwyou in the basement againand I ain't givin' inYour gunna just sit therein one fuckin place spiTill next Thanksgiving andif you still ain't finishedThen I'll use the same shit againthen When I make spinach dipIt'll placed in the shitYou little shit Wanna sitthere and play innocentA rack filler hit me inK Mart and they witnessed itChild supportYour fatherhe ain't sent the shitAnd so what if he didIts none of yourdang business kidMy momtheres no one elsequite like my momI know I shouldlet bigons be bigonsBut shes the reason whyI am high what I'm high onMy mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I am likeI am because I'm like herBecause My mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I'm on whatI'm on cause I'm My MomMy mom love valiumnow while I amTheres a party animalI am what I amBut I'm strong to the finishwith me valium spinachBut my buzz only lastabout two minutesBut I don't wanna swallow itwithout chewin' itI can't even write a rhymewithout doin' itMy valiumMy valiiiuuuuumMan I never thoughtI could never be a drug addictNah fuck thatI can't have it happen to meBut that actuallywhat has ended up happenin'Atradegy of fckin passin it upcatchin' meAnd its probably whereI got aquanted with the tasteAin't itPharmaceuticalsare the bomb mombeautifulShe killed a fckin dogwith the medicineshe done fed itFeed a fukin asprin and saythat it has a headacheHere want a snackyou hungry you fckin bratLook at that its a xanaxtake it and take a nap EAT ITBut I DONT NEED ITWELL FCK IT then break it upTake a little piecethen beat itbefore you wake Nathan upAlright ma you winI don't feel like arguin'I'll do it pop it gobble itand start wobblin'Stumble hoble tumble sliptripped and I fall in bedWith a bottle of Medsand a Heath Ledger bobbleheadMy mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I am likeI am because I'm like herBecause My mom love valiumand lots of drugsThats why I'm on whatI'm on cause I'm My Mom
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Verse 1
I was born with a dick in my brain yeah fucked in the head, my stepfather said that I sucked in the bed, till one night he snuck in and said, 'we're going out back- I want my dick sucked in the shed', can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?, 'After I fuck you in the butt get some head, bust a nut get some rest', the next day my mother said 'I don't know what the fucks up with this kid, the bastard won't even eat nothin he's fed, he just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead', 'Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset, go in there stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck, I bet you he's faking it, I'll bet you I'll bet, he probably just wants to see how upset you would get, I'll go handle this of course unless you object?' 'Aw go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head' Chorus ] If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I completely lost it, is he nuts? NO, he's insane, If you could count the skeletons in my closet, then you would know I completely lost it, is he nuts? NO, he's insane. Verse 2 Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my face off, I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw, then he took the chainsaw bit the fuckin' blades off, ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slangshot, then he aimed at his own face let the thang pop, took his eye out picked it up and played pang-pong, then he played pang-pong with his own dang dong, that motherfucker's got nuts like Kang Kong, then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn, and he laid all up underneath it with the thang on, then he took his pants he took every fucking thang off, everythang 'cept his tank to and his training bra, ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac that's Shady dog man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog?, Shady dog what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours?, say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for sang along, Chorus ] If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I completely lost it, is he nuts? NO, he's insane, If you could count the skeletons in my closet, then you would know I completely lost it, is he nuts? NO, he's insane. Verse 3 Don't you know what feltch means? Yeah- well then tell me, would you rather get fetched or the feltching?, Fuck 'em in the ass suck the come out while you're belching, (burp) burp belch and go back for a second helping, can you dig what I', sayin' man can you smell me?, I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me, fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping, Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me, what the fucks happening? I think I'm fucking melting, 'Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well being', No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing, I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see, I only get naked when the babysitter tells me, she showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street', but it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea', 'well this one's called 'Ass Rape' and were shooting the jail scene', Chorus] If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I completely lost it, is he nuts? NO, he's insane, If you could count the skeletons in my closet, then you would know I completely lost it, is he nuts? NO, he's insane. |
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Oh! It's music to my ears, Oh man!
How can I describe, the way I feel? Fuckin great man! Okay, let me see How could I begin... Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch, Was red wine, more red wine, and captain crunch, Red wine for breakfast and for brunch, And to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch, Mariah, what's ever happened to us, why did we have to break up, All I asked for was a glass of punch, You see, I never really ask for much, I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such, A nasty breakup with that Laftin Hunkler, Weisman Gale, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up, I'm not playin, I want her back you punk, This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk, Mixed with egyptian, with a little rappin pump, Zappin Eric Clapton, (Shaft?), Frank Zappa crunk, And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya, You can beat me with any spatula thatcha want, I mean I really want you bad you cunt, Nick you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk, Man I could use a fresh batch of blood, So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupunc-ture [Chorus] Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my Bagpipes from Baghdad Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a glad-, You can be a permanent fixture, In my lyrical mixture, I'm the miracle whit trixter, My sig-nature sound, when the tube of lipstick's around, I'm bound to put on in an instant, wow Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma- Ceuticals, it's beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle, Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama, I'll cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya, The size of a sword boy, I'm like a fucken Red Sonia, Get it stuck in your cornea, Nice knowin ya Norman, You're so fuckin' annoyin, Drop the shovel boy, you don't know what the fuck ya doin', I ain't playin' no fuckin' more, Nick Cannon you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin whore, Every minute there's a sucker born, Snuck up on Malachai and made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn, Shuck of, shuck of corn, shuck of corn, Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucken on, What the fuck are you doin', You're runnin' over the snow blower, With the lawnmower, blow on your Bagpipes from Baghdad [Chorus] Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my Bagpipes from Baghdad Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a glad-, In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables, I bet you they become heterosexual, Nothing will stop me from molesting you, Tittyfucking you til your breastnipple Flesh, tickles my testicles, Is what they said to the two conjoined twins, How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend, You need some ointment, just make an appointment, Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip I just got my one year sobriety coin chip, When the bad get going, how bad does the going get Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip, I'm going to get the needle, new thread from the sewing kit, An attempt to seperate em and stitch em back at the loin shit, Lured the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip Cookie, lookie even took me a polaroid, bitch [Chorus] Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my Bagpipes from Baghdad Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a glad-, [Vocoder] Hum-de-lay-le-lah-aaahhhhhhh [X4] |
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Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long... My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out. Any second. I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth. I lose a pill, and I'm wrecklessly reckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now There's the neckless I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out. Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch. Oh jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it I rat-tat- at on your door with the damn ratchet Att-ack-tack- acking a whore with the damn hatchet. A napsack pack with like 40sumn Xanax's Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances Cause I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniels Forumla 44D and 40's with bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha [Chorus] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friends waitin' to say Hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like jello Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello Yeah My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimmie um It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum No reason inparticular, it was strictly fun a 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivienne? I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn rapper but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm tryna keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gonzales to see if i see anyone Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiendin' for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum [Chorus] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurtin' me to know I'll be closin' that curtain for good Word, word, word, word, word, word, word I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery To try to flush me Because of the drugs that he purges, He's no longer getting the 300 bucks for these Percodans Thus his getting to be where he lustfully serves too've been Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him Tirelessly on the phone tryin' to russle up Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils now he's doubling backwards And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back [Chorus] Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello And so I'm sayin' Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady. It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long... My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you |
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[Tonya] Hey Hey stop hey. Please stop fuck stop Thank God you stopped. Fuck my fucking on star isn't working I left my fucking phone at home God I've been standing out here for like an hour I'n soaking wet freezing Thank you so much. Really you're a life-saver What are you doing? Fucking Get away from me What the FUCK FUCKIN ASSHOLE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER GET AWAY GET AWAY YOU FUCKIN FREAK GET AWAY FROM ME GODDAMIT FUCK HELP ME
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Intro:
Same song and dance... Damn girl everywhere I go, same song and dance I like the way you move, all over the globe Same song and dance... Something about it man Same song and dance... In the pale moonlight I'm looking at you yeah girl, you're kind taken back by the whole rapper thing, aren't you? Probably thinking you will get slapped so damn hard, you won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't you? Couple rape charges people think you are a monster The police constantly bugging you non stop I walk upon you, well, hello Tonya... I think you got your on start button inside your car stuck You outta gas? Do you got a flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundrymat I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap You just got jacked, and bodysnatched and it's a wrap In broad day, and no mask for this attack I heard them say, exact opposites attract If that's a fact, it will take task force to get you back Chorus: Yeah baby, do that dance It's the last dance you will ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass You ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said Yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me ? Same song and dance First victim I had, she was a big one big movie star, a party girl, big fun She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab every 4 to 6 months She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once What an event it was, I was sitting in front I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son Look, here she comes, I better pull out the big guns Hello Lindsay, you are looking a little thin, hun How about a ride to rehab, get in cunt Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want I'm just kidding let me start over again, hun See what I meant was, you should have a little intervention Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension You little Wench ya, murder was not my intention If I wanted to kill you, it would of already been done Slowly she gets in, and I begin to lynch her with sixty-six inches of extension cord Chorus: Yeah baby, do that dance it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass you ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said Yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance My second victim was even bigger than the first Popstar icon, the whole works She played a little school girl, when she first burst upon the scene, and seen that the world was hers She swirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts It hurt me and made me mad at first I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on is that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her? Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just Climb the gate and ring the bell, Like hello my love I just picked your prescription for seroquel up Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? I'll share my valium with you, cause I'm feelin' you Britney I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent I been feelin' you ooh ooh girl, you sexy little gal you You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value Common toots, give me the valium, alley-oop I'll slam dunk it into your mouth until you puke And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet suit I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you New outfit? Shit I'll make a suit out of you, shoot No show me how you move, baby do how you do Chorus: Yeah baby, do that dance it's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do Girl shake that ass you ain't ever gonna break that glass, that windshield's too strong for you I said Yeah baby, sing that song It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all Look at you ball, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance Outro: Same kicking and screaming, same praying and sobbing Same song and dance, same beggin' and pleadin' Same yellin' and bleedin', same song and dance Yeah same song and dance, I know... Same song and dance |
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| 9. |
| 4:30 |
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Guess Who You Miss me?
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus When you walk through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) verybody wants you (everybody wants you) layer Who can really play you (who can really play you) we're the ones who made you *cough cough* Back by popular demand Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel is it fantastic is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man no don’t massacre the fans Damn I think Kim Kardashians a man he stumped just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive glutious maximus again queeze it then Squish it then pass it to her friend can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he cancan don’t ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha’s a 2 Youre practically a 10 I know you want me girl In fact I see it when I come in girl When you walk through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) you’re the one they adore who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) We're the ones who made you The enforcer looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Charley Horse her Sorry Portia but whats Ellen DeGeneres Have that I don't are you telling me tenderness? well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge Forget them other men girl pay them little attention A little bit did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch They take a mile they got style bigger than Slim When you walk through the door it was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) We're the ones who made you And that’s why my love You'll never live without I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby you know you know you want me too Don’t try to deny it baby I’m the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an alfalfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia Man Cash I don’t mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but Wowzers I just made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think hes about to flip Jessica rest assure Supermans here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You’re my Amy im your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby I think you just met your soul mate (Now break it down girl) When you walk through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) We're the ones who made you So baby baby Get down down down Baby get down down down Baby get down down down Baby get down get down Baby get down down down Baby get down down down Baby get down down down Baby get down get down Oh Amy Rehab never looked so good I can wait Im going back!! HAHA Whooo! DR DRE 2020 Yeah |
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Oh My Goodness
What have I done Oh no I can't believe it It's like I've got the whole world in my palms And I'm ready to drop Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca It's the village in New York Right next to the TriBe Ca That's my sector Homosexual dissector Come again rewind selector I said nice rectum I had a vasectomy Hector So you can't get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya Hannibal Lecter into guy sex And I bet ya I tantalize ya And in less than 5 seconds I get ya They say once bitten and twice shy will lie Next to the guy with Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities Why yes sir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser That's my kind of vibe what else should I try Lester Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester Performed a home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you're all in I said I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends All my West side bitches throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy Weep and blow it up Man I think that Egers fell off the tip And showin' nuts So you better change the station to keep From throwing up Man you've seen it all before Your all too familiar wit it There's a penis on the floor And two balls So you know who did it You know you wit it girl Don't front Oh no you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls Nicole you kiddin I'll pee on Rihanna see man I'll do what I wanna Spray perfume in a sauna Run Crazy Glue and Madonna To the La Z Boy sofa Fold her in two then sit on her Imagine the visual for that man Who woulda thought I Could ever be such a relentless Break a leash in his fingers But the chick's so old She looks like she out lived a life sentence I never meant this Line to be so offensive If you weren't so defensive It wouldn't be You're so sensitive I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you're all in I said I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends Put Christopher Reeves on a Unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him Right into quicksand Here you need a hand big man Grab hold of this branch With both hands Man they don't understand I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me Like it's my fault This name rhymes with so many different words Geez So one last time Mr Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me And just spit the verse please Eminem I'm coming to kill you Always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes my Superman costume Doesn't even fit you They don't feel you You're taking this shit too far Who do you think you are Hang my suit up in the armoire Everyday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end The world is just my medicine ball you're all in I said I Guess it's Time For you To hate me again Let's begin now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end My medicine ball you're in my medicine ball friends The world is mine |
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Em, What's goin' on?, this is Paul Rosenburg here, faithful attourney o' law.
Listen, I er listened to the rough copy, of, your album and, er, you know, I just gotta be honest with you, er, could you turn it down a little bit because, there's only so much I can explain. |
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| 12. |
| 5:20 |
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Yep yo
Follow Me Come with me to the dark side of the force No man would vote to go to this place The devil only knows of this world so dark And oh so cold it's oh so cold oh so cold oh so Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even tho they all say that they're real I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever don't ya Girl you think your so smart Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark A world so cold A world where only some will go But not return when will they learn Were do they go god only knows Stay Wide Awake Fe fi fo fum I think I smell the scent of a placenta I enter central park its dark its winter in December I see my target with my car and park it at a poacha tenda Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her I sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta Heard of me before see whore your the girl that ida Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida Fuck you with ad the umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya Im the kinda guy thats mild but I mite blip in get a little bit wilda Impregnate a lesbian gal and lets see ya have triplets and milda Incinegrate them babies as soon as that out ho with formalda Hide in cyanide girl you can try and hide you can try to scream louda No need for no gun powder that only takes the fun outta Murderin id rather go vinn vinn and now you see just how the Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right thru your scalp uh Shit wait a minute I mean skull my knife seems dull Pull another one out uh Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even tho they all say that they're real I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever don't ya Girl you think your so smart Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark A world so cold A world where only some will go But not return when will they learn Were do they go god only knows Stay Wide Awake So dark nd so cold my friends dont know this otha side of me Theres a monster inside of me its quite ugly nd it fright uns me But they cant see what I can see theres a vacancy in my tummy Its makin me play hide n seek like jason im so hungry Shes naked see no privacy but I can see she wants me So patiently I try to be but see why does she taunt me Pull the drapesnd she goes rite to sleep And I creep rite thru the front seat So patently but silently cuz I kno that shes sound asleep Whos wakin me so violently nd why is he on top of me Hes rapin me she trys to scream somebody please get him off me Hes tapin me hes bitin me hes laughin likes its funny Shes scrapin me shes fightin me shes scratching like some dumb freak Escapin me no vicousy I might just be Ted Bundy Or satin gee what a site to see im dancin in my red panties Im crazy but its alight with me nd life can be so empty Stay away from cuz im dancin to quite a different drum beat Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even tho they all say that they're real I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever don't ya Girl you think you're so smart Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark A world so cold A world where only some will go But not return when will they learn Were do they go god only knows Stay Wide Awake But I tried to stay wide awake coud u mite be found dead by the lake Soon as you let me bound to sleep bitch so long ima try to take Play for lite today rite to way why do they try to fight today I must make them pay twice as much mite as well put the knife away Now I use power tools how bout now why u in the shower Scower u for 6 hours till I'll teach you power outlets How did ya figure out I was down in your basement now ya Musta just heard the sound of my stomach growlin from down there Positive theres no one fowla down here thats how they found ya Face down in the tub I drown you with powtha down as around ya Such a style that impowers such powers look how you cower Jumped out on you now like I was a jaawa from fuckn star wars Jabba the hut be de ba ba be de ba ba its time to die die Aught to not even botha to scream it dont even matta Amazing when raising skin with these razor blades he raves at ya Not ya everyday damien bathe me holy water Notin like somethin to say so please undastand theres no runnin him Wheres the thrill in a hunt theres no fun in that here I come wit axe Once I act like lumberjack when im hackin him up with that What was that dial 911 someone is comin in from the back Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart Even tho they all say that they're real I know that most aren't Boy you think you're clever don't ya Girl you think your so smart Come with me to another side in a world so cold here so dark A world so cold A world where only some will go But not return when will they learn Were do they go god only knows Stay Wide Awake |
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| 13. |
| 4:38 |
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Good evening
This is your fucking captain speaking We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and a half feet That's 8 million miles in the sky Please undo your seat belt for take off You are now free to smoke about the cabin I'm Dre from back in the day from N W A from black and the grey from Chokin' a bitch to smacking her face from Stackin' up bodies to racking their kids up from Racking up hits to stacking them crates up I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tapeworm And we was happening and rap entertainment Me and shady for us competition faggot there ain't none Speak of the devil It's the attack of the rain man Chainsaw in hand bloodstain on my apron Soon as the blades spun vrun they run away from Who want to play dungeon no one is safe from In search of a brain surgeon the great one Wait it ain't funny man It's urgent I need one Two boxes of detergent and a paintgun And a emergency squirtgun to spray everyone So one more time for old time's sake Dre drop that beat and scratch that break Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way And let's go So one more time for old time's sake Dre drop that beat and scratch that break Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way And let's go Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon wireless A nice environment Surprised entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants taking lives of firemen Say goodbye here I am again Naked wives and vicodin Before I begin to get so high pussy boy I could spin Vin vin Fuck the handle I fly off the hinge Let the boy off the bench coach and throw it to him There he goes in his trench coat and them clothes again Baby make us some french toast and show us some skin I'll show you every inch girls of my foreskin Show me nipple I pinch both and throw up a ten Now you know it's a sin to tease blow us again The sorcerer of intercourse if it's forced it's him Don't fight the feeling if you're feeling the force within When you wake in the morning next to the porcelain So one more time for old time's sake Dre drop that beat and scratch that break Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way And let's go So one more time for old time's sake Dre drop that beat and scratch that break Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way And let's go Now where there's smoke there's fire Where there's fire there's flames Where there's flames there's chronic Either you high or you ain't I got no time for no games Nah ah he ain't playing He's gonna get the AK and aim it at your brain I'm slightly insane Vodka and creatine Hypnotic and red bull it's an incredible energy drink And it's giving me wings I believe I can fly While I pee on the girl you won't catch me CSI It's as easy as pie and as simple as cake Dre get on the mic and make them tremble and shake Now put your smoke up in the air Raise your Henny and coke And if you really want to get fucked up just let me know We can smoke if there is no more lighter fluid to do it Let's get into it you smoking with the triedest and truest I got the Midas touch when it comes to rolling shit up You muthafuckers ain't smoking you just holding shit up Now here we go let's get up get down hold up a blunt I smoke the kind of stuff that makes the records go number one Cause if at first you don't succeed Won't hurt to smoke some weed Now them words are just a little more personal for me Seeing as how I blew up off puffing them trees Was luck enough for me Fuck yeah light it up sheesh Come on smoke me up cuz Get me contact buzz Get me on track they love me when I'm on that stuff But this is Earth calling Shady man come on back Man we're losing him he won't even respond back fuck Now look at all the pretty women in here Dre it's hot I think we better go check on their temperatures I get the thermometer you get the bandages Now baby just bend over this won't hurt a damn bit So one more time for old time's sake Dre drop that beat and scratch that break Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way And let's go So one more time for old time's sake Dre drop that beat and scratch that break Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way And let's go |
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Yea oh oh yea yea oh
I feel like dancing I feel like dancing I smell something in the air thats making me high I said I smell something in the air thats making me high ok here we go do re mi fa so fa so la ti da so Lyrical Rosco give back the Tabasco You mother fuckers must just not know the tic tock song Time to show you the most kick ass flow in the cosmos Picasso with a pick axe a sick asshole Tic tac toe frozen six pack with exacto knives Strangling wives with big lasso Few bags of the grass zig zags I'm with the Doc so You know how that go skull and the crossbones This is poison the boys and girls who do not know You do not want to try this at home my novato This is neither the time nor the place to get mac ho So crack a six pack sit back with some nachos Maybe some popcorn and watch the show and just rock slow It's not what you expected nor what you thought so About time to you wake the fuck up smell the pot smoke It must be the Ganja It's the marijuana Thats creeping up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Henney that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind It must be the Ganja It's the marijuana What's creeping up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Henney that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me I don't mind Your dreams are getting fulfilled you are literally getting the chills Spitting at will me and Dre have just finished splitting a pill You're submitting to skill sitting still I'm admitting I'm beginning to feel like I don't think anyone's real Faced with a dilemma I can be Dali Llama and become a bin gramma a step beyond a Jeffrey Dahmer Please don't upset me mama you lookin sexy mama Don't know if it's the lala or the rum and Pepsi mama Don't want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer Be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza How many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row Put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they were stuffed in the model the make the plate and which model which lake they found her in and how they attacked the victim Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one which knife and which gun what kid what wife and which nun Don't stop I like this it's fun the fuckin night's just begun It must be the ganja It's the marijuana That's creeping up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Henney that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind It must be the Ganja It's the marijuana What's creeping up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Henney that has gotten in me Whatever's got into me I don't mind When I'm behind a mic dynamite is what it's kinda like Get stuck with the same stick that you're trying to light Behind the boards is Dre legends are made this way Isn't it safe to say this is the way it should be Maybe you need some lyric syrup serum for your symptoms Here's a dosage of the antidote now you give him some He can give her some she can give them some Get behind a lynn drum make up a beat and kill the sucka syndrome You're spinning drama when it comes to lyrics and penning some Starting from scratch and then ending up at the end enough Capable of bringing a Pulitzer strong believe a bullet's a Titanium cranium that's full of surprises When the smoke rises right before your very own eyes You stare into your stereos high Good evening this ain't even a weed thing I ain't even smoke anything I ain't even drink anything It must be the ganja It's the marijuana That's creeping up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Henney that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind It must be the Ganja It's the marijuana That's creeping up on me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Henney that has gotten in me whatever's got into me I don't mind |
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[Male Medic]
Mr. Mathers? Mr. Mathers! Mr. Mathers... Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice? OK he's not responding I'm gonna need an 18 gauge left AC right away [Female Medic] Uh, BP is 90 over 12, respiration's at 8 OK I'm tubing him [Male Medic] DMC this is medic 41 [Voice over radio] Medic 41, this is DMC base, go ahead [Female Medic] He's cold, spike him back and grab the back board [Male Medic] OK, got it, on 3... 1, 2, 3 Hu-let's move... |
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( Verse1 )
As i fall deeper into a manic state Im a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict traits Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate I seem to gravitate to the bottle of night quil then i salivate Start off with the night quil like i think I'll just have a taste Couple sips of that then i gradually graduate Too a harder prescription drug called Valium like ya that's great I go to take just one and i end up like having eight Now i need something in my stomach cuz i haven't ate Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak And you'd think with all i have at stake Look at my daughters face.... Mommy somethings is wrong with dad i think He's acting weird again he's really beginning to scare me Wont shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos And he just fell asleep in his car eating three musketeers in the rear seat ( Hook ) Sometimes i feel so alone, I just don't know ,feels like i been down this road before, So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, Soon as i go home and close the door, kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place i do, But i cant and i wont say i tried but i know that's a lie cuz i don't and why i just don't know..... ( Verse2 ) Maybe just a nice cold brew what's a beer Thats the devil in my ear i been sober a fuckin year And that fucker still talks to me he is all i can fuckin hear Marshall come on we'll watch the game it's the cowboys and buccaneers And maybe if i just drink half I'll be halved buzzed for half of the time Who's that mastermind behind that little line With that kind of rational man i got half a mind Too have another half of glass of wine sound asinine Ya i know But i never had no problem with alcohol Ouch look out for the wall aim for the couch im about to fall I missed the couch and down i go looking like a bouncing ball Shit must have knocked me out cuz i aint feel the ground at all Wow what the fuck happened last night where am i Man fuck am i hungover and god damn i got a head ache Shit half a vicodin why cant i ? ' All systems ready for take off please stand by ' ( Hook ) Sometimes i feel so alone, I just don't know ,feels like i been down this road before, So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, Soon as i go home and close the door, kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place i do, But i cant and i wont say i tried but i know that's a lie cuz i don't and why i just don't know..... ( Verse3 ) So i take a vicodin splash it hits my stomach and ahh A couple weeks go by it aint even like im getting high now i need it just not to feel sick ya im getting by Wouldn't even be taking this shit if deshaun didn't die Oh ya theres an excuse you lose proof so you use There's new rules it's cool if it's helpin you to get through It's twelve noon aint no harm in self inducing a snooze What else is new fuck it what would elvis do in your shoes now here i am 3 months later full blown relapse Just get high untill the kids get home from two homes relax And since im convinced that im in-somniac I need these pills to be able to sleep so i take 3 naps Just to be able to function throughout the day lets see That's an ambian each nap how many valium 3 And that will average out to about one good hours sleep Ok so now you see the reason how come he Has taken 4 years just too put out an album b See me and you we almost had the same outcome Heath Cuz that christmas you know the nomonia thing It was bolognya was it the methadone ya think Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos your vcr tape cases with you ambian cr great places to hide aint it So you can lie to hailie im going beddy bye whitney baby good night elaina Go in the room and shut the bedroom door and wake up in ambulance They said they found me on the bathroom floor ( Hook ) Sometimes i feel so alone, I just dont know ,feels like i been down this road before, So lonely and cold, It's like something takes over me, Soon as i go home and close the door, kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place i do, But i cant and i wont say i tried but i know thats a lie cuz i dont and why i just dont know..... |
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Lately I’ve been hard to reach
요즘 난 너에게 닿기가 힘들어졌어 I’ve been too long on my own 내 것을 가지려고 열망했지 Everybody has a private world where they can be alone 모두가 혼자 있을 수 있는 비밀스런 세상을 가지고 있어 Are you calling me? 나에게 전화하고있니? Are you trying to get through 이해하려고 하니 Are you reaching out for me, like I’m reaching out for you? 내가 너에게 닿으려고 하는것처럼, 너도 나에게 손을 뻗고있니? I’m just so fuckin’ depressed 난 그냥 너무 우울해 I just can seem to get out this slump 이 슬럼프를 벗어나지 못 할 것 같아 If I could just get over this hump 만약에 내가 이 위기만 넘길 수 있다면 But I need something to pull me out this dump 그렇지만 날 이 구덩이에서 꺼내줄 무언가가 필요해 I took my bruises, took my lumps 난 상처를 입었고, 벌을 받았어 Fell down and I got right back up 떨어졌고, 곧바로 일어났지 But I need that spark to get psyched back up 하지만 난 날 다시 흥분시켜줄 불꽃이 필요해 In order for me to pick that mic back up 그래야 내가 마이크를 다시 잡을 수 있으니까 I don’t know how or, why or when, I ended up in this position I'm in 내가 어떻게, 왜, 언제 지금 내가 있는 위치에서 끝이 났는지 모르겠어 I starting to feel distant again 난 또다시 거리감을 느끼기 시작했어 So I decided just to pick this pen up and tried to make an attempt to vent 그래서 난 그냥 다시 펜을 집어들고 탈출을 시도하려는 결심을 했어 But I can’t admit 근데 인정을 못하겠어 Or come to grips, with the fact that I may be done with rap 아니면 내가 랩에선 끝났을지도 모른다는, I need a new outlet 새로운 배출구가 필요하다는 현실과 맞서지를 못하겠어 I know some shits so hard to swallow 어떤 것들은 삼키기에 힘들다는걸 알아 But I just can’t sit back and wallow in my own sorrow 그렇지만 난 그냥 손을 떼고 내 슬픔 속에서 뒹굴순 없어 But I know one fact I’ll be one tough act to follow 하지만, 난 타의 추종을 불허한 사람이 될 것이란 사실은 알고있어 One tough act to follow 타의 추종을 불허하는 사람 I'll be one tough act to follow 타의 추종을 불허하는 사람이 되겠지 Here today, gone tomorrow 오늘은 있어도 내일은 없는거야. But you'd have to walk a thousand miles 하지만 넌 천리를 걸어야했지 Chorus In my shoes, just to see what it’s like, to be me 내 입장에서, 그냥 내가 되는게 어떤지 알기 위해서 I’ll be you, let’s trade shoes 난 니가 될게. 입장을 바꿔보자 Just to see what I’d be like to feel your pain, you feel mine 그냥 내가 너의 고통을 느끼고, 니가 나의 고통을 느끼면 어떤지 알아보기 위해서 Go inside each other’s mind 서로의 마음속으로 들어가서 Just to see what we find 우리가 찾은것을 보는거야 Look at shit through each other’s eyes 서로의 눈을 통해서 바라봐 But don’t let ‘em say you ain’t beautiful 하지만 그들이 니가 아름답지 않다고 말하게 두지마 They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so 그사람들이 모두 다 병신일수도 있어, 그냥 너 자신에게 솔직해져 Don’t let ‘em say you ain’t beautiful 그러니까 그들이 니가 아름답지 않다고 말하게 두지마 They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you 그사람들이 모두 다 틀릴 수 있어. 그냥 너 자신에게 솔직해 I think I’m starting to lose my sense of humor 내가 유머감각을 잃어버리기 시작했다는 생각이 들어 Everything is so tense and gloom 모든게 다 긴장되고 암울해 I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room just as soon as I walk in 방에 들어서자마자 방 온도를 재야할 것 같아 It’s like all eyes on me 마치 모든 눈들이 날 보고 있는것 같아 So I try to avoid any eye contact 그래서 나는 눈이 마주치는걸 피하려고 해 Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation 왜냐면 그것은 의사소통의 문을 열어주거든 Like I want that … 내가 원했던것처럼.. I’m not looking for extra attention 난 특별한 관심을 달라는게 아니야 I just want to be just like you 난 그냥 너처럼 되고싶어 Blend in with the rest of the room 그 방의 남은 부분에서 어울리는거야 Maybe just point me to the closest restroom 아니면, 나한테 그냥 제일 가까운 곳을 가르켜줘 I don’t need fucking man servant tryin to follow me around, and wipe my ass 나는 날 졸졸 따라다니고 내 엉덩이나 닦으려고 하고 Laugh at every single joke I crack 내가 무슨 말을 할때마다 웃으면서 And half of them ain’t even funny like 그중에 반은 웃기지도 않은데 말야 Ahh Marshall, you’re so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn 아.. Marshall 당신은 참 재밌네요, 코미디언해야겠어요, 젠장 이라고 말하는 망할 하인이 필요한게 아니야 Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown 불행하게도 난 코미디언이야, 하지만 난 그냥 광대의 눈물 뒤에 숨어있어 So why don’t you all sit down 그러니까 모두들 앉아서 Listen to the tale I’m about to tell 내가 말하려는 얘기를 들어봐 Hell, we don’t gotta trade our shoes 젠장, 우리 입장을 바꾸지도 않았고 And you don’t gotta walk no thousand miles 넌 수천 마일을 걸어오지도 않았네 Chorus In my shoes, just to see what it’s like, to be me 내 입장에서, 그냥 내가 되는게 어떤지 알기 위해서 I’ll be you, let’s trade shoes 난 니가 될게. 입장을 바꿔보자 Just to see what I’d be like to feel your pain, you feel mine 그냥 내가 너의 고통을 느끼고, 니가 나의 고통을 느끼면 어떤지 알아보기 위해서 Go inside each other’s mind 서로의 마음속으로 들어가서 Just to see what we find 우리가 찾은것을 보는거야 Look at shit through each other’s eyes 서로의 눈을 통해서 바라봐 But don’t let ‘em say you ain’t beautiful 하지만 그들이 니가 아름답지 않다고 말하게 두지마 They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so 그사람들이 모두 다 병신일수도 있어, 그냥 너 자신에게 솔직해져 Don’t let ‘em say you ain’t beautiful 그러니까 그들이 니가 아름답지 않아도 말하게 두지마 They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you 그사람들이 모두 다 틀릴 수 있어. 그냥 너 자신에게 솔직해 Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands they’ve delt 아무도 우리가 상대해야 하는 이런 말도안되는 것들을 상대할 인생을 달라고 요청하지 않았어 We have to take these cards ourselves 우린 이 카드들을 우리가 가져야돼 And flip them, don’t expect no help 그리고 뒤집어야 해, 도움을 기대하지는 마 Now I could have either just 이제 난 둘 다 가질 수 있어 Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned 그냥 엉덩이 붙이고 앉아서 화내고 신음하던가 Or take this situation in which I’m placed in 아니면 내가 처한 상황을 받아들이고 And get up and get my own 내 스스로 일어나던가 I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags 나는 절대로 문 옆에서 기다리면서 가방을 싸고 And sat on the porch and hoped and prayed 현관에 앉아서 For a dad to show up who never did 절대 나타나지 않았던 아버지를 위해서 기도하던 애는 아니였어 I just wanted to fit in 난 그저 적응하고싶었어 Every single place 모든 장소에서, Every school I went 내가 다녔던 모든 학교에서. I dreamed of being that cool kid 난 근사한 녀석이 되는걸 꿈꿨지 Even if it meant acting stupid 그게 바보같은 짓을 하는 걸 의미한다고 해도 말이야 Aunt Edna always told me Edna 이모는 항상 내가 이야기했지 Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that 그렇게 고정이 돼버릴 때까지 계속 그런 표정을 지으라고 Meanwhile I’m just standing there 그동안에 난 그냥 거기에 서 있었어 Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this 이렇게 말하려고 잠자코 있었어 Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old 8살때 얼어있는 STOP 표지판에 혀가 붙어버릴때 까지는 I learned my lesson then cause I wasn’t tryin to impress my friends no more 그때 난 교훈을 얻어서 더 이상 내 친구들한테 감명을 주려고 노력하지 않았어 But I already told you my whole life story 하지만 난 이미 너에게 내 모든 인생얘기를 해버렸어 Not just based on my description 내 설명에 의존해서만은 아니야 Cause where you see it from where you’re sitting 왜냐면 니가 있는 곳에서 본다면 Is probably 110% different 110% 다른 얘기거든 I guess we would have to walk a mile 내 생각에 결국 우린 좀 걸어야할 것 같아 In each other’s shoes, at least 서로의 신발을 신고 What size you where? 넌 신발 사이즈가 어떻게 돼? I wear tens 난 10이야 Let’s see if you can fit your feet 니 발에 맞을수 있나 한번 보자. In my shoes, just to see what it’s like, to be me 내 입장에서, 그냥 내가 되는게 어떤지 알기 위해서 I’ll be you, let’s trade shoes 난 니가 될게. 입장을 바꿔보자 Just to see what I’d be like to feel your pain, you feel mine 그냥 내가 너의 고통을 느끼고, 니가 나의 고통을 느끼면 어떤지 알아보기 위해서 Go inside each other’s mind 서로의 마음속으로 들어가서 Just to see what we find 우리가 찾은것을 보는거야 Look at shit through each other’s eyes 서로의 눈을 통해서 바라봐 But don’t let ‘em say you ain’t beautiful 하지만 그들이 니가 아름답지 않다고 말하게 두지마 They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so 그사람들이 모두 다 병신일수도 있어, 그냥 너 자신에게 솔직해져 Don’t let ‘em say you ain’t beautiful 그러니까 그들이 니가 아름답지 않아도 말하게 두지마 They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you 그사람들이 모두 다 틀릴 수 있어. 그냥 너 자신에게 솔직해 Lately I’ve been hard to reach 요즘 난 너에게 닿기가 힘들어졌어 I’ve been too long on my own 내 것을 가지려고 열망했지 Everybody has a private world where they can be alone 모두가 혼자 있을 수 있는 비밀스런 세상을 가지고 있어 Are you calling me? 나에게 전화하고있니? Are you trying to get through 이해하려고 하니 Are you reaching out for me, like I’m reaching out for you? 내가 너에게 닿으려고 하는것처럼, 너도 나에게 손을 뻗고있니? Yea… To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be home soon 내 아이들에게, 건강히 있으렴. 아빠는 곧 집에 갈거야 And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes 그리고 나머지 세상에게, 신은 너의 발에 맞는 신발을 줬어 That fit you, so put em on and wear em 그러니까, 그것들을 신어 And be yourself man, be proud of who you are 그리고 너 자신이 돼, 니가 누구인지에 대해 자랑스러워 해 Even if it sounds corny, 진부한 말일지라도, Don’t ever let no one tell you, you ain’t beautiful 절대 아무도 너에게 아름답지 않다고 말하게 두지마 |
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Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you've all been waiting for.. in this corner: weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murder, the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world slim shady! So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust. It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk Ok .. let's go Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Fix your mugs, youll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mother's son who got thrown under the bus Kiss my butt. Lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed. Bitches'lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cut. The lady give her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the shit gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust. It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre They see that low rider go by there, like Oh my! You aint got to tell me why youre sick cuz I know why. I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre. Im an itch that they cant scratch, theyre sick of me. But hey, what else can I say? I love LA. Cuz over and above all, its just another day And this one begins where the last one ends. Pick up where we left off and get smashed again. I'll be dammed, just f-cked around and crashed my Benz. Driving around with a smashed front end Lets cash that one in. Grab another one from out the stable The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Derado The hell if I know. Do I want leather seats or vinyl? Decisions, decision Garage looks like precision collision.Or maaco beats quake like Waco Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust. It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent It's bottle after bottle The money aint a thang when you party with me Its what we into its simple We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe Im the napalm the bomb the don im king kong Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on Im so calm through vietnam ring the alarm Bring the shaun dawn burn marajaun do what you want Nigga on and on till the break of what Get the paper man im caking you know i dont give a fuck I spend it like it dont mean nothing Blow it like its suposed to be blown Motherf-cker im grown I stunt i style i flash the shit I gets what the f-ck i want so what I trick Fat as- burgandy bags classy sh-t jimmy choos shoes I say move a bitch move So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, bitch3s hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust. It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk |
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It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on...
Em... What up? Have a seat?Dre, I'll call you back What now??? I don't even know where to start Okay... I got the album from upstairs... And... And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,... Incredible thing... I've ever... heard... |
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A lot of people ask me
Where the fuck I've been at the last few years Shit I don't know But I do know I'm back now Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run to run til now I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run to run til now I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Dre Im down here under the ground Pick me up broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up 60 sluts all of them dying from mass fixia After they sit pissed through Cristopher Reevs sippy cup Dixie cups tonsils boxes of oxipads Enough oxicotton to send a fucking nox to rehab Whack job in a bag and a black stalking cap Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match He cant say that Yes he can I just did faggot now guess again Better text messege your next of kin tell em shits about to get extra messy especially when I flex again Throw a fucking lesbian into wetzy men Faggidy faggidy fagidy ragidy ann and andy NO ragidy andy and andy NO it cant be it cant be Yes it can be the fucking anti christ back danty and satan in black satin panties This is amity ville collamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with zanies Through every nook and cranny looking for tranny's Milk and cookies spilled on my silk Negligee lookie Razorbalades with me to make you bleed cases of maybelline makeup laying on the table with weed Slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me Until he jumps out of the fucking toilet when your taking a pee Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run to run til now I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run to run til now I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Six semen samples 17 strands of hair Found at the back of a van after the shooting at the vanity fare Hanna Montanna prepare to elope from a can opener and a pea cut open like a canalope and candy bears Glad bags yeah glad to be back because last year was a tragidy that landed me smack dead in rehab Fucking doctor I didnt understand a damn that he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch Two weeks in brightened I aint enlightened Biting into a fucking vicadin like im a vikin Oh Lighten the striken oh might be a fuckin sign not like Im a psychic Evaluation fuck Jason its friday the 19 That means is just a regular day and this is the kind of shit I think of a regluar lay Fucking lesbians should have had her legs in the way Now shes pregnent and gay missing both legs and begging to stay Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run to run til now I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run to run til now I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Tell the critics I'm back and coming Spit it back in abundance Hit a fag with onions and split a bag of fonions Mad at me understandable canable shooting animal light up a cannon and have him catapult adding a dog Captain of a cult with an elite following to turn halloween back into a trick or treat holiday Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar swipe his power Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers Hit Jason Forbes with 40s Stuck a expository up his ass and made him tell him his story Gave hannibal lector a fucking nectarine sat him in a fucking fruit and vegtable section and gave him a lecture Walked up elm street with a fucking wiffle bag drew fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissor Hands too Came out with a little scratch ooh Looking like a got in a fucking pillow fight with a tripple fat goose Insanity can it be panity where is the humanity And having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputy Straight jacket with a hundred eight bracketen With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it Cut your fucking head off and ask you where your headed off to Get it headed off to Medic this head looks awful this anisthetic is pathetic so is this diabetic waffle And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run to run til now I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me I'm underground Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run to run til now I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me I'm underground it wasnt a choiceit was I had to do this And now I'm 90 days clean and uh that's all I have to share Thanks Thanks for sharing Brian is there anyone else who would like to share this evening Yeah I got something I want to share When you walked through the door you were queer to me So come here baby boy just come here to me You're a cock boy everybody wants you You're gayer than you would ever claim to I won't have to rape you So homie lay down down down lay down down down lay down down down lay down lay down Where's everybody going This always went over real big in gay a Ok wait I got another one I just love condoms and lots of come no O shit |
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It may not mean nothing to yall But understand nothing was done for me So I dont plan on stopping at all I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man Im shutting shit down at the mall And telling every girl she the one for me And I aint even planning to call I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man [Drake] Last name ever First name greatest Like a sprained ankle boy I aint nothing to play with Started off local but thanks to all the haters I know G4 pilots on a first name basis In your city faded off the brown, Nino She insists she got more class, we know Swimming in the money come and find me, Nemo If I was at the club you know I ball, chemo Drop the mixtape that shit sounded like a album Who'da thought a country wide tour'd be the outcome Labels want my name beside the X like Malcolm Everybody got a deal, I did it without one Yeah nigga I'm about my business Killing all these rappers you would swear I had a hit list Everyone who doubted me is asking for forgiveness If you aint been a part of it at least you got to witness Bitches [Chorus] It may not mean nothing to yall But understand nothing was done for me So I dont plan on stopping at all I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man Im shutting shit down at the mall And telling every girl she the one for me And I aint even planning to call I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man [Kanye West] I used to have hood dreams Big fame, big chains I stuck my dick inside this life until that bitch came I went hard all fall like the ball teams Just so I can make it rain all spring Yall seen my story my glory I had raped the game young You can call it statutory When a nigga blow up they gon build statures of me Old money Benjamin Button, whaat, nuttin Now superbad chicks giving me McLovin You would think I ran the world like Michelles husband You would think these niggas would know me when they really doesnt Like they was down with the old me no you fucking wasnt Youre such a fucking loser He didnt even go to class Bueller Trade the Grammy plaques just to have my granny back Remember she had that bad hip like a fanny pack Chasing the stardom will turn you into a maniac All the way in Hollywood and I cant even act They pull their cameras out and God damn they snap I used to want this thing forever yall can have it back [Chorus] It may not mean nothing to yall But understand nothing was done for me So I dont plan on stopping at all I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man Im shutting shit down at the mall And telling every girl she the one for me And I aint even planning to call I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man [Lil Wayne] Ok, hello it's da Martian Space jam Jordans I want this shit forever wake up and smell the garden Fresher than the harvest Step up to the target If I had one guess than I guess I'm just New Orleans And I will never stop like I'm running from the cops Hop up in my car and told my chauffeur to the top Life is such a fucking roller coaster then it drops But what should I scream for this is my theme park My minds shine even when my thoughts seem dark Pistol on my side you dont wanna hear that thing talk Let the king talk check the price and pay attention Lil Wayne thats what they got to say or mention Im like Nevada in the middle of the summer Im resting in the lead I need a pillow and a cover Shhh, my foots sleeping on the gas No brake pads, no such thing as last [Chorus] It may not mean nothing to yall But understand nothing was done for me So I dont plan on stopping at all I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man Im shutting shit down at the mall And telling every girl she the one for me And I aint even planning to call I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man [Eminem] There they go, back in stadiums as Shady spits his flow Nuts they go, macadamian they go so ballistic, whoa We can make them look like Bozos He's wondering if he should spit this slow Fuck no! Go for broke His cup just runneth over, oh no He aint had a real buzz like this since the last time that he overdosed Theyve been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose Back into the game and they know Rap will never be the same as before Bashing in the brains of these hoes And establishing a name as he goes The passion and the flame is ignited You cant put it out once we light it This shit is exactly what the fuck that I'm talking about when we riot You dealin with a few true villains Whose stand inside of the booth truth spillin And spit true feelings, until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths Now rewind it! Payback muthafucka for the way that you got at me hows it taste? When I slap the taste out your mouth with the bass so loud that it shakes the place Im Hannibal Lecter so just in case youre thinking of saving face You aint gonna have no face to save by the time I'm through with this place So Drake [Chorus] It may not mean nothing to yall But understand nothing was done for me So I dont plan on stopping at all I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man Im shutting shit down at the mall And telling every girl she the one for me And I aint even planning to call I want this shit forever man, ever man, ever man, ever man |
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[Eminem - Verse 1]
Better watch out sucker now I got ya where I want ya, onslaught, coming and Im packing in my Lancia, bunch a missile launcher and a bunch a contra-ban, van full of ganja, now come on jump, man stop moshin Marshall on my God ya, doin’ the cha cha and the Cucaracha with a quadri-plegic, boogieing down to Frank Sinatra, Lyndsay to the Lohan naked while you let me watch ya, who da knew the Buddah do to me whats its done, such cynicism when this isn’t in my system, blunt hypnotism, lift the spliff up to my lip son, so much on my hands, i got to give my kids a fist pump, Chris-to-pher Reeves swimming in my swim trunks, Mister, “help me” whats he said to me and then sunk, women skinning them and cutting them up in chunks, in comes the woman with cocoa butter skin ones, [Chorus] Once again they call me Buffalo Bill, Buffalo Bill, Buffa-buffalo bill, skin em up, hem em, sew em up in those kilts, up in those kilts, upa upa up in those kilts, man you don’t want to go up in those hills, up in those hills, uppa up in those hills You better beware, stay clear of buffalo bill, buffalo bill, buffa-buffalo bill, [Verse 2] Always, you can see em lurking in the hallways, carcasses of Caucasian females in his crawl space, how the hell did he fit em all in such a small place, hide em in the wall but how long will the dry wall take, well f-ck it then, I got nothing but time, I’ll wait, until its dries for the moment i guess your all safe, after I sand it and buff it I guess that I’ll paint, my chainsaw’s outta gas my regular saw aint, now here I come again, damn stomach rumbling, you can even hear the evil spirits coming from within, someones in, the back of my damn house rummaging, its a girl, she looks pretty thin but I want her skin, been on the hunt again, when will it ever end, Evelyn why you trying to fight you will never win, severing legs, arms, damn there goes another limb, pull the lever then trap door, death is evident [Chorus] [Verse 3] Now what you know about Buffalo Bill, nothing so chill, f-cking hoe, you better f-cking hold still, make sure none of that lotion in that bucket don’t spill, cut em gut em and just keep stuffing those girls, man I think she had enough of those pills, lyrics courtesy of killerhiphop.com sedate her, then I wait her come back later just to clutch on those steel blades, baby when I cut ya dont squeal I hate the loud noises I f-cking told you, I keep hearin voices like wouldntcha like to go and get your butcher knife and push it right through her while you put your shishkebab skewer into her, barbeque her, or would you do to her what you usually do to a girl who’s skins newer [Yoda] In a World of Sin doer this is turning into a torment tournament of sorts, Christmas Ornament you are, [Eminem continued] I”ll be sure to Ginsu ya til there’s no more skin to ya, boo ya who ya think you f-cking with, duck because here he comes again, [Chorus] [End] |
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| 4:53 |
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<i>[Intro]</i>
All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement??haha I'll meet you down there <i>[Chorus]</i> There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator <i>[Verse 1]</i> Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Woopsa that a fucking daisy That's a no-no who even she knows dada's fucking crazy Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking A B Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up But it's all caught up to me now, karmas in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brain's all huanted cause of all the shit you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but <i>[Chorus]</i> There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator <i>[Verse 2]</i> Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it They get so mad, when I call them both fake It's all these fucking voices in my head I can't take it Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'for I shake it You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing Together makes 'em, a fucking bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some- Body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him Homie, I'm the shizer, pass Doctor Dre some I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son No not-a now, not a chance, not today son I can't believe I leave for one breif second And you pussys queef all over the rap game, naked And use a leaf to clean up the crap stains, feck it I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it <i>[Chorus]</i> There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later Later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator <i>[Verse 3]</i> Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hideout, drive by my house and beep Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep Lie down motherfucker, try countin' sheep And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef? Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussy This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top Stand above em,just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop! <i>[Chorus]</i> There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator <i>[Outro]</i> Fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit This must be all that there is, this must be it Fuckin-A even got a bidet Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off I can just toss a flying saucer in it This shit's awesome, yeah, fucking elevator Living in a house with a fucking elevator |
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| 5:03 |
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Yeah
Make my vocals sound sexy Come on man, come on man okay [Chorus] It feels so wrong cos it feels so right But its all right its OK with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm Taking my ball and going home home I'm that guy man Shove a diamond up my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles While I stomp mud holes in ya ass girl Now lets cuddle Blood curdlin' you're gurglin' on your blood What I do for my next trick I'm filling one duffle I think I might just do something a little less subtle Shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kid's butthole Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin I slash her in the ass with a icicle And leave her laying a blood bath While I put a catheter in And jump in the bath with her In my spider-man mask man Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on God damn man are you that much of an asshole [Chorus] I'm like Houdini Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie Make shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini believe me homie You don't know the meaning of a meanie They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter I'm trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far in your uvula You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia Now who do ya think is more fruitier Wiener smothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice You should have seen it mother I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card Then I'll go meet Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart Then mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos [Chorus] Shady what are you doing chewing on a human Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back boom Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room Using the bathroom vacuum and a raccoon Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance I'm back doing my dance ooh But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for Why you make her read eighty four bedtime stories to you in baby talk? Cos I'm scared there's monster's under my bed Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti dike well I can pee pee and write your name [Chorus] |
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Yeah Yeah girl Can you hear that
It's playing our song Are you sleepy Take a nap You're not afraid of the dark are ya You hear the beat As it makes ya Not want to go to sleep I knock on Dakota's door It's locked so I go to creep 'round the back with binoculars Not 'cause I want to peep But because I'm hungry She smells like taco's I want to eat Visions of hot choclatey marshmallows Also sweet With sugar plums Oh look here comes Marshall he's on your street He's placing hot smoldering charcoals beneath your feet Now walk on 'em He's dancing with carcasses cheek to cheek Like a Thanksgiving turkey A holiday ham See 'em sprinkled on toast With strawberry marmalade jam Flavor my favorite graham crackers With Jon Benet Rams I guess a modern day jack the ripper Is all that I am When the lights are off I see the girls asleep But I'm waiting my love Keep calling me We're worlds apart But you mean the world to me So when you callin me I will answer cos when lights are off I see the girls asleep I hear my music box playing a song for me so when she twirls around do a whirl for me you will always be my privet dancer I almost look comatose Who wants to be sober gross I foam like a doberman Mouth open I overdose Put coke up my nostrils In both my holes then i plug my nose My pupils quadruple in size My eyes are so bugged I know I put on my mother's make up Get naked and run around Waving the gun around I think I'm down to a hundred pounds There's thunder I wonder How come it rains but the sun is out The Devil's upset with his wife They must be sluggin' it out I must be buggin' the fuck out What the fuck I'm 'bout Voices are leading me up to the attic I love my house They pull and they tug my blouse The sound of a music box Comes from inside a toy chest But what do I do it's locked I pick it and open it But it's stuffed full of human parts I dig 'till I find it I wind it up And the tune it starts It's playing a song So beautiful and the room is dark The moon is full I smell a funeral guess I'll loom in the park When the lights are off I see the girls asleep But I'm waiting my love Keep calling me We're worlds apart But you mean the world to me So when you callin me I will answer cos when lights are off I see the girls asleep I hear my music box playing a song for me so when she twirls around do a whirl for me you will always be my privet dancer I'm fixated On asphy x iating And breakin' this little chick's neck Like a pixie stick The sick satan worshippin' Bitches get horse whippin' I'm in the back Through the back Door slippin' Through the crack Leavin' the corpse drippin' The mortician of love Sent from above Forced and treat 'em all When she no more stingy I've become Been doing this for more than a quarter century I'm just numb Am I dreamin' is it real Someone pinch me on the buns The time has come To tie her up Dada roll me the ladder I've had enough of the chatter Climb up to the window look at her The crime is slow to shatter Her brain matter and batter her With a bat a matter of fact That will splatter her But before i do that I'll have a chat to flatter her Give her two compliments back to back Like Tabitha I'm your secret admirer I'm back to ravish ya So strong is your fight But you're no match for Dracula Prolonging her plight As I go back to stabbin' her Dismember her limbs Simple as that cadaver her Zoom in with the lens Then pan back the camera Stand back 'cause here comes your man Jack So Pamela When the lights are off I see the girls asleep But I'm waiting my love Keep calling me We're worlds apart But you mean the world to me So when you callin me I will answer cos when lights are off I see the girls asleep I hear my music box playing a song for me so when she twirls around do a whirl for me you will always be my privet dancer |
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