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Slept on my face, and woke up confused
A bit concerned about what I've been up to There's so many people I might have upset I apologise to them all with the same pretext Bring me tea! Bring me coffee! I was up all night (He's been up all night) I've been making mistakes (Lots of mistakes) I'm hiding it well (Not very well) But I don't feel great I've been up all night (He's been up all night) I've been making mistakes (Lots of mistakes) I'm hiding it well (Not very well) But I don't feel great I'm trying to deal with it quietly But something's gone very wrong with me I don't know how long I can keep it hid I'm having trouble forming sentences Bring me tea! (That looks like it really hurts) Bring me coffee! (Should have taken the day off work) I've been up all night (He's been up all night) I've been making mistakes (Lots of mistakes) I'm hiding it well (Not very well) But I don't feel great I've been up all night (He's been up all night) I've been making mistakes (Lots of mistakes) I'm hiding it well (Not very well) But I don't feel great (Last night we tried to warn him) Took me ages to get dressed this morning I've been up all night (He's been up all night) I've been making mistakes (Lots of mistakes) I'm hiding it well (Not very well) But I don't feel great I've been up all night (We tried to warn him) I've been making mistakes (It's bad in the morning) I'm hidI've been up all night (We tried to warn him) I've been making mistakes (It's bad in the morning) Bring me tea! (That looks like it really hurts) Bring me coffee! (Should have taken the day off work) Bring me tea! (Monday morning) Bring me coffee! (Tuesday morning) Bring me tea! (Wednesday morning etcetera) |
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Life is especially hard
When no one trusts you with a credit card I love the taste of cereal I have it for almost every meal Five people to a tea bag? My life never really got that bad Not while we still had... DC comics and chocolate milkshake Some things will always be great DC comics and chocolate milkshake Even though I'm 28 DC comics and chocolate milkshake I guess I'm just developing late DC comics and chocolate milkshake I never got over that amazing taste I've been accused of some things I'm not sure what they've meant Peter Pan syndrome, and arrested development Now I've been working since I was 10 But the money's always gone by the weekend Delivering post to serving beer I've never had much of a career So I made sure I was always near... DC comics and chocolate milkshake Some things will always be great DC comics and chocolate milkshake Even though I'm 28 DC comics and chocolate milkshake I guess I'm just developing late DC comics and chocolate milkshake I never got over that amazing taste I'm in love with a girl in my comic shop She's a girl who likes comics; She probably gets a lot DC comics and chocolate milkshake Some things will always be great DC comics and chocolate milkshake Even though I'm 28 DC comics and chocolate milkshake I guess I'm just developing late DC comics and chocolate milkshake I never got over that amazing taste (DC comics and chocolate milkshake) Some things will always be great Even though I'm 28 I guess I'm just developing late I never got over that sweet, sweet taste |
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I wish I hadn't taken off all my clothes
Now I need them, where did they go Parents, lock up your daughters His rebellious henchman is giving the orders I can't believe those things we did Especially now I'm sober...ish Parents, lock up your daughters His rebellious henchman is giving the orders I'm trying to leave without waking you But I can't leave without my socks Parents, lock up your daughters His rebellious henchman is giving the orders You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records our parents owned I can't believe those things I said I blame it on a rush of love to the head You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records our parents owned I pulled you down onto my bed I blame it on a massive rush of love to the head Last night this was a great idea But now we're both stuck here Parents, lock up your daughters His rebellious henchman is giving the orders Under the covers, both naked I hate to see an opportunity wasted Parents, lock up your daughters His rebellious henchman is giving the orders "Should we be doing this? You've got a girlfriend" "I don't know so let's try again" Parents, lock up your daughters His rebellious henchman is giving the orders You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records our parents owned I can't believe those things I said I blame it on a rush of love to the head You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records our parents owned I pulled you down onto my bed I blame it on a massive rush of love to the head You were seen kissing There's a scene missing There's a scene missing We were seen kissing There's a scene missing We were seen kissing There's a scene missing We were seen kissing You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records our parents owned I can't believe those things I said I blame it on a rush of love to the head You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records that our parents owned I pulled you down onto my bed I blame it on a massive rush of love to the head You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records that our parents owned I can't believe those things I said I blame it on a rush of love to the head You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records that our parents owned I pulled you down onto my bed I blame it on a massive rush of love to the head You like the Beatles and I like the Stones But those are just records that our parents owned I can't believe those things I said I blame it on a rush of love to the head I should be guilt-ridden I'm just wondering where my clothes are hidden |
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I read a rumour in a tabloid paper
You said something interesting, denied it later There was no evidence they couldn't make it stick It's on Youtube now and then But comes down pretty quick So we stayed up and we argued all night If we can't change the world Let's at least get the charts right The record buying public shouldn't have been voting The record buying public shouldn't have been voting How can you sleep at night when nobody likes the music we like? How am I supposed to sleep at night when no one likes the music we write? Record buying public: we hate them This is Art Brut vs. Satan Don't worry we can take 'em! On your visa it says 'entertainer' You'd better step it up or they're gonna detain you It's all smoke and mirrors don't go and see 'em I wanted rock 'n roll I got a science museum So we stayed up and we argued all night If we can't change the world Let's at least get the charts right The record buying public shouldn't have been voting The record buying public shouldn't have been voting How can you sleep at night when nobody likes the music we like? How am I supposed to sleep at night when no one likes the music we write? Record buying public: we hate them This is Art Brut vs. Satan Don't worry we can take 'em! This is Art Brut vs. Satan You like pop music and you like pop music Why do you let them abuse it? The record buying public Full marks on my score card A lesson learnt and learnt hard Full marks on my score card A lesson learnt and learnt hard A brush with Satan can be fatal We're doing this for you so you'd better be grateful The record buying public: we hate them This is Art Brut vs. Satan The record buying public: we hate them This is Art Brut vs. Satan Don't worry, we can take 'em! This is Art Brut vs. Satan |
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Slap dash for no cash
Those are the records I like Slap dash for no cash When something doesn't sound quite right Why isn't everyone trying to sound like U2? It's not a very cool thing to do Why would you want to sound like U2? Just press record and play it straight through They call it lo-fi, if you say so Cool your warm jets, Brian Eno Slap dash for no cash Those are the records I like Slap dash for no cash When something doesn't sound quite right Slap dash for no cash Those are the records I like Slap dash for no cash When something doesn't sound quite right Slap dash for no cash Slap dash for no cash Slap dash for no cash Slap dash for no cash Slap dash for no cash Slap dash for no cash Slap dash for no cash Slap dash for no cash I love the sound of background noise I wanna hear the crack in the singer's voice Fingers moving on the fret board Every time he plays a new chord I hear his friends hanging around I hear him play an instrument he just found I hear a low buzzing sound I hear his parents hanging around I hear his parents saying "turn it down" I hear his parents saying "turn it down" I hear his parents saying "turn it down!" Cool your warm jets, Brian Eno Slap dash for no cash Those are the records I like Slap dash for no cash When something doesn't sound quite right Slap dash for no cash Those are the records I like Slap dash for no cash When something doesn't sound quite right Slap dash for no cash Those are the records I buy |
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(Ahahaha)
I've had a song trapped in my head all day I can't shake it, it won't go away I start to sing it, but managed to stop I cover it up with a little cough, ha ha I didn't mean to twist and shout Something slipped and it just popped out I didn't mean to twist and shout Something slipped and it just popped out I didn't mean to twist and shout Something slipped and it just popped out I didn't mean to twist and shout Something popped and it just slipped out I can't keep it inside me My fingers tap out a melody Oh no! Here it comes! All I can hear is bass and drums I've had a song trapped in my head all day I can't shake it, it won't go away I start to sing it, but managed to stop I cover it up with a little cough, ha ha I didn't mean to twist and shout Something slipped and it just popped out I didn't mean to twist and shout Something slipped and it just popped out I didn't mean to twist and shout Something slipped and it just popped out I didn't mean to (?) Something popped and it just slipped out I need to keep my lips tight shut To sing now would be inappropriate I need to keep my lips tight shut To sing now would be inappropriate I need to keep my lips tight shut To sing now would be inappropriate La la la la la la la la la! I didn't mean to twist and shout Something slipped and it just popped out I didn't mean to twist and shout Something popped and it just slipped out I didn't mean to twist and shout Something slipped and it just popped out Something slipped and it just popped out |
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(Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!)
Double shifts and early starts I spent the morning hiding in the carpark Oh yeah, I'm so laissez-faire Sometimes I'm not even there If you want me sober and straight I'm afraid I'm gonna be a little bit late Get another job Get another job Just a summer job Get another job Get another job Just a summer job Fire me, give me the sack Bare feet on warm tarmac Fire me, give me the sack Warm feet on bare tarmac Every night and all weekend Can't remember the last time I saw my friends Don't think I can take much more of this In the stockroom, I feel like an anthropologist I know exactly what to do There's just one cure for the summertime blues; Get another job Get another job Just a summer job Get another job Get another job Just a summer job Fire me, give me the sack Bare feet on warm tarmac Fire me, give me the sack Warm feet on bare tarmac (Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!) Get another job Get another job Just a summer job Get another job Get another job Just a summer job Fire me, give me the sack Bare feet on warm tarmac Fire me, give me the sack Bare feet on warm tarmac I'm just beginning to come alive So hand me my P45 |
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I've had one Zirtec, two Advil
With the drink that made me feel invincible I don't know how I managed to do this But I woke up this morning covered in bruises I only dance to songs I like So I was sat down most the night I don't know how I managed to do this I woke up this morning covered in bruises Hahahaha I found a bruise on my arm, one on my knee I can feel some more in a place I can't see Is this a new bruise, or has it been there forever? When did I do it, I can't remember Can't remember anything I've done I fought the floor and the floor won I can't remember anything I've done I fought the floor and the floor won I can't remember anything I've done I fought the floor and the floor won I can't remember anything I've done I fought the floor and the floor won I don't know how I managed to do this But I woke up this morning covered in bruises I'd finally decided to tell you how I felt I mistakenly thought that the drink would help I don't know what happened The planets weren't aligned I kept giving you a wink You kept missing the sign I can't remember anything I've done I fought the floor and the floor won I can't remember anything I've done I fought the floor and the floor won I can't remember anything I've done I fought the floor and the floor won I can't remember anything I've done I fought the floor and the floor won I finally managed to unravel the plot It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got I woke up this morning covered in bruises One Zirtec, two Advil are gonna get me through this I finally managed to unravel the plot It's not the happiest of endings, but it's the best that I've got I finally managed to unravel the plot It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got I had one Zirtec, two Advil With the drink that made me feel invincible I had one Zirtec, two Advil Then I bounced around, just like a pinball I had one Zirtec, two Advil With the drink that made me feel invincible I had one Zirtec, two Advil Then I bounced around, just like a pinball |
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