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All the perfect people, shallow and deceitful
Staring back at me on TV in magazines Look so good like a box of fresh wrapped twinkies What the hell happened to me? So I took a drive to a rich and wealthy country Saw everything I wanted and everything I need Went right up and I tried to join their party Ought to seen the look when they saw me Fucked up eyes, stupid grin Perfect people won't let me in 'Who's who' list, where's my name? They won't let me join their games I bet you think that I'm insane There's no one left for me to blame, yeah Screw the perfect people Fuck they all look the same They all look the same They all look the same, yeah All look the same We're not much to look at, too short, dumb and so fat Never gonna win a beauty pageant, it's a curse Always gonna be a better doorman at the best clubs How could thing's be any worse? Fucked up eyes, stupid grin Perfect people won't let me in 'Who's who' list, where's my name? They won't let me join their games I bet you think that I'm insane There's no one left for me to blame, yeah Screw the perfect people Fuck they all look the same They all look the same They all look the same, yeah All look the same Don't have much to go on don't want your opinion Don't have much to gain and I ain't got much to lose Looks like you got it all and I'd really like to get some You got something I could use Fucked up eyes, stupid grin Perfect people won't let me in 'Who's who' list, where's my name? They won't let me join their games I bet you think that I'm insane There's no one left for me to blame, yeah Screw the perfect people Fuck they all look the same They all look the same They all look the same, yeah All look the same |
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I remember when we walked as one
And all the truths were known And we were scrappers in the school yard fights Talked tough on the telephone But there was always one big guy who feared nothing and no one His name was Gary and he looked so mean He wasn't a lot of fun When he walked by, you got the fuck out of the way Now Gary was the school yard bully Didn't have a lot of friends He had kids do his homework for him Stupid 'til the end On Graduation Day he stood the tallest, and he got his degree He couldn't add two plus two Let loose on society When he walked by, you got the fuck out of the way Gary was, was the top cat in his day Everybody said that he'd get his someday And I swear to this day that I still see his face When I have a bad dream at night, he's the monster to my right Now Gruesome Gary met his match at a young and tender age He got a whipping at the mall one night, and the police took him away The town cheered and the geeks all jeered, but I'll just make a bet Gary will live on in infamy -- he was the meanest guy you ever met! |
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You should have listened to your mother
And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parents And doubled up on your peas and carrots Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony Now that the cows are going mad The vegetarians are laughing at us now Well this just makes you want to hate them even more But if you indulge in that You're no smarter than the slab of beef you eat The one that's now driving you mad? I hate to be an "I told you so" But I fucking told you so Meat is murder and it's killing you Now what the hell are you going to do? |
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