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Hang up that red dress,
Let down your hair, Cancel those reservations Don't need to go no where. As good as your looking right now, Girl bet your thinkin' I'm crazy, There's a side of you that I wanna see That never ceases to amaze me. Gimme that girl with the hair in a mess Sleepy little smile with her head on my chest, That's the you that I like best, Gimme that girl. Gimme that girl lovin' up on me, Old t-shirt and a pair of jeans, That's the you I wanna see, Gimme that girl Gimme the girl that's beautiful, Without a trace of makeup on, Barefoot in the kitchen, Singing her favorite song. Dancing around like a fool, Starring in her own little show, Gimme the girl that the rest of the world, Ain't lucky enough to know. Gimme that girl with the hair in a mess Sleepy little smile with her head on my chest, That's the you that I like best, Gimme that girl. Gimme that girl lovin' up on me, Old t-shirt and a pair of jeans, That's the you I wanna see, Gimme that girl, gimme that girl. Gimme that girl with the hair in a mess Sleepy little smile with her head on my chest, That's the you that I like best, Gimme that girl. Gimme that girl lovin' up on me, Old t-shirt and a pair of jeans, That's the you I wanna see, Gimme that girl, gimme that girl. |
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| 2. |
| 3:09 |
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I've got a number on a napkin, a pounding in my head
It takes everything I've got to crawl out of bed I lost a hell of a woman, freedom caught me on the chin But I'm doing alright for the shape I'm in The sun came up again this morning I got a call from a long lost friend Planned us a little road trip down in New Orleans It ain't much, but it beats where I've been Yeah, I'm doing alright, I'm doing alright I'm doing alright for the shape I'm in, yeah Well, I'm getting better at barely getting by When I look at her picture, I don't break down and cry And all this time on my hands, it's getting easier to spend 'Cause I'm doing alright for the shape I'm in The sun came up again this morning And I took my old past back for a spin Now when it rains, it ain't always pouring And I'm learning how to live again Yeah, I'm doing alright, I'm doing alright I'm doing alright for the shape I'm in Yeah, I'm doing alright, yes, I'm doing alright Yeah, I'm doing alright for the shape I'm in Yes, I'm doing alright, yeah, I'm doing alright Yeah, I'm doing alright for the shape I'm in |
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| 3. |
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She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn Lord have mercy, my only thought Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patron Her closet's missing half the things she's bought Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off [Chorus] She'll start with kickin' out of her shoes Loose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But Tequila makes her clothes fall off [Chorus] She don't mean nothing, she's just havin' fun Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh Tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh Tequila makes her clothes fall off |
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| 3:51 |
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He wore that cowboy hat to cover up his horns
Sweet talking forked tongue had a tempting charm Before I turned around that girl was gone All I can say is bartender pour me something strong [Chorus] Here's to the past they can kiss my glass I hope she's happy with him Here's to the girl who wrecked my world That angel who did me in I think the devil drives a Coup de Ville I watched them drive away over the hill Not against her will and I've got time to kill Down in Brokenheartsville It was long and chrome sittin' in the lot Fire engine red that thing was hot He revved it up she waved goodbye Love's gone to hell and so have I [Chorus] Here's to the past they can kiss my glass I hope she's happy with him Here's to the girl who wrecked my world That angel who did me in I think the devil drives a Coup de Ville I watched them drive away over the hill Not against her will and I've got time to kill Down in Brokenheartsville [Chorus] |
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| 2:51 |
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Someday she wants a big ole house
Sitting on a big ole hill And a mile long tree line drive way Or a big ole Coupe Deville Yeah someday she wants a big ole bank account with too much to spend But right now all she wants is a man With a big ole heart who can love her like nobody can Big ole kisses that go on and on and never end With a big ole smile that'll fill her world with laughter Size matters, size matters Someday she wants a big ole ring with a big ole rock that shines And a big ole walk in closet with shoes of every kind Someday she wants a big ole boat she can lay around getting a tan But right now all she wants is a man With a big ole heart who can love her like nobody can Big ole kisses that go on and on and never end With a big ole smile that'll fill her world with laughter Size matters, size matters With a big ole heart who can love her like nobody can Big ole kisses that go on and on and never end With a big ole smile that'll fill her world with laughter Size matters, size matters, size matters |
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| 4:06 |
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My dad chased monsters from the dark
checked underneath my bed he could lift me with one arm way up over top of his head He could loosen rusty bolts with a quick turn of his wrench he pulled splinters from his hand never even flinched In 13 years I'd never seen him cry but the day that Grandpa died I realized Unsinkable ships - sink Unbreakable walls - break Sometimes the things you think will never happen happen just like that unbendable steel - bends if the fury of the wind is unstoppable I've learned to never underestimate ... the impossible Then there was my Jr. year Billy had a brand new car it was late the road was wet ... I guess the curve was just too sharp I walked away with out a scratch they brought the helicopter in and Billy couldn't feel his legs said he'd never walk again but Billy said he would and his Mom and Daddy prayed and the day we graduated he stood up and to say unsinkable ships - sink unbreakable walls - break sometimes the things you think will never happen - happen just like that unbendable steel - bends if the fury of the wind is unstoppable I've learned to never underestimate the impossible so don't tell me that it's over don't give up on you and me cause theres no such thing as hopeless if u believe unsinkable ships - sink unbreakable walls - break sometimes the things you think will never happen happen just like that unbendable steel - bends if the fury of the wind is unstoppable I've learned to never underestimate the impossible |
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| 2:22 |
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What's, a, guy gotta do to get a girl in this town
Don't want to be alone when the sun goes down Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town Well ask anybody I'm a pretty good guy And the looks decent wagon didn't pass me by There ain't nothin' in my past that I'm tryin' hard to hide And I don't understand why I gotta wonder why What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town Don't want to be alone when the sun goes down Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town Cruise all around the right parking lots Little time gets killed a lot a bull gets shot One who'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got When I get to thinkin' maybe she's athinkin' maybe not What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town Don't want to be alone when the sun goes down Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town Had an old man tell me "Boy if you were smart You'd hit the produce isle at the Super Wal-mart" So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart But all I did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town Don't want to be alone when the sun goes down Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town |
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| 3:38 |
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I was sittin' outside in the front yard
Lawn chair, kiddie pool, just soakin' up the sun Old man walks by and said We got this thing called ambition Why don't you buy a suit And go get you some Chorus Like he ain't got enough of his own business Now he's got to go mindin' mine Opportunity knocks and I miss it It ain't no crime It ain't no crime If I wanna kick back and kill a little time It ain't no crime I was gettin' some pink in my color Next door lady says, why you always layin' 'round Fine you man like you Should be married with some children Instead of all those honeys Running in and out Chorus Like she ain't got enough of her own business Now she's got to go mindin' mine I don't have a lot of kids and a Mrs. It ain't no crime, it ain't no crime If I wanna kick back and steal a kiss some time It ain't no crime If everybody minded their own business They'd be too busy to worry 'bout mine If I live life the way I wanna live it It ain't no crime, it ain't no crime If I wanna kick back and chill or steal A kiss from a girl, I will every time It ain't no crime It ain't no crime |
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Here I sit, a nobody with no one
Bein' me ain't really all that fun Leavin' her wasn't very smart Admittin' I was wrong would be so hard If it was cool to be a fool I'd be the hippest guy around If a heartache made you famous I'd be know from town to town It tears were made of pennies And cold beer brought her back My bank account and self esteem would both be in the black If some Hollywood producer made a movie that was sad About some guy who lost the best thing he ever had Hey, I could be a star If it was cool to be a fool But we all know the way it really is You don't get recognized for doing things like this You spend a lot of time feelin' sorry for yourself It doesn't really mean that much to anybody else If it was cool to be a fool I'd be the hippest guy around If a heartache made you famous I'd be know from town to town It tears were made of pennies And cold beer brought her back My bank account and self esteem would both be in the black If some Hollywood producer made a movie that was sad About some guy who lost the best thing he ever had Hey, I could be a star If it was cool to be a fool |
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| 4:07 |
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The snow in Montana was three feet high
The lady at the counter said there ain't no flights And so he called her on the telephone He said, 'I'll rent a car, and I'll drive home' And she said, 'I'll wait for you Like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here And your truck broke down out in San Antone And the gifts stayed wrapped until you got home Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you' Now he's on his cell phone in a Coupe De ville Talkin' to the one he loves and always will His heart is breakin' 'cause she's there alone Her heart is achin' 'cause she wants him home She says, 'I'll wait for you like in '68 When our child was due, but I said, he'll have to wait Until his dad gets here and stands by my side Remember, dear, our son's first cry Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you' He didn't stop all day to eat a bite And he finally got there around midnight The doctor said, she's in a better place She said to give this you this note just in case And it said, 'I'll wait for you at Heaven's gate Oh, I don't care how long it takes And I'll tell Saint Pete I can't come in Without my love and my best friend Oh, this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart, I'll wait for you P.S. I love you, too Sweetheart, I'll wait for you' |
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