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[Homophobe]: Dude that band's so gay.
[Lars]: Really? You mean they're jovial, happy and good-spirited? [Homophobe]: Wait, what? No I mean, their music sucks. [Lars]: Oh, I thought you were trying to speak English just then, my bad. To the dudes across the world, I've got something to say If you see beauty in the human form, that means you're kind of gay. Alred Kinsey said it best - the human scale is sliding completely gay or straight, there's no clear dividing. And subjects like these strike a serious chord They tell you that it's wrong to be Bi-curious George It's the feeling that you get watching sports with your buddies! In any room of 9ers fans, half of them have chubbies Footballs that's gay, Milonakis had it right Guys shower in the locker room and put on pads and tights. they dance around with balls and slap each other's butts If you told me that was straight, then I'd tell you that you're nuts Construction men are gay, erecting buildings all day long check the Washington Monument, it looks like a giant schlong. Redneck guys are in the closet, but don't feel bad Theres still room for rainbow bars on Confederate flags Everyone's a little bit gay We try to hide it try to put it away Confusing feelings don't mean they're wrong So just sit back listen to my song Everyone's a little bit gay Don't get defensive, just know it's okay Homophobic guys hear what I say You loved the Village People back in the day Renaissance man? You can't convince me That you like chicks yo, right da Vinci? He liked pepperoni on and off the plate Just like Aristotle and Alexander the Great Or ask Walt Whitman and Henry Thoreau Male bondin' at Walden many years ago And friendship love's confusing surely Ask Ren & Stimpy, or Bert and Ernie Rappers on the DL, have a secret plan Rob Halford came out, and Atom Goren understands Carson Daily's manorexic so gay in his demeanor Just like Pete Wentz, taking pictures of wiener The AFI guy? Nobody really knows Check out exhibit A: Glittler Boy Clothes? but MC Lars isn't gay! I get with chicks every night So the world will know I'm straight, I mean, that makes sense, right, (Yeah) right.... ? (It Does) Everyone's a little bit gay We try to hide it try to put it away Confusing feelings don't mean they're wrong So just sit back listen to my song Everyone's a little bit gay You can't deny it, despite what you say Before you go and judge someone different, wait Voting Republican won't make you straight Let me break it down, it's not that scary you come home for Christmas with a guy named Harry you offend your mom And your Uncle Larry You've got to do your thing, just ask Chuck Berry They ban gay marriage they say it's weird But tradition comes from habit and tradition comes from fear And say people rock, just check the facts So if you're hating on my homos then you're bound to get a smack Everyone's a little bit gay We try to hide it try to put it away Confusing feelings don't mean they're wrong So just sit back listen to my song Everyone's a little bit gay Don't get stressed, just know it's okay Homophobic rappers hear what I say You moonwalked in Crenshaw back in the day |
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They burned down Troy to get you back!
Young thing, beauty queen, baby got back They burned down Troy to get you back! Young thing, beauty queen, baby got back Since the dawn of time it's always been true Hot girls, guys will do anything for you It's not misogyny because men are dumb Unfortunately, we always succumb (Hey!) Harris met this girl on his trip to Sparta And gave her more power than the Magna Carta 36-24-36C Helen of Troy rockin' size double D He said "Hey baby, let's flee to Troy I'll be your boy toy, forget the hoy paloy So you're married to a king that runs ancient Greece That doesn't scare me!" And they sailed northeast Said "Love conquers all!" her husband said "Conquer this!" Demolishing Troy with a thousand angry ships (Oohh) Loves a battlefield, so Paris got iced Helen married his brother, and that's not very nice! Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupid Girls will make guys do really stupid things (Some call it fate, while some call it whack But girls own guys and that's a fact Some call it fate, while some call it whack But girls own guys and that's a fact) There was lady MacBeth, beautiful red hair Who pushed her man to be a king and millionaire He said "I'm a (?), there is none higher!" She said "Become king and they'll call you sire!" The murder rampage, his wife inspired And he didn't stop killing 'till he retired! Remember John Hinckley Junior? (He fell for Jodie Foster) In 1980 he tried to join the roster Of Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Wilks Booth Stepping up to bat like (Who?) Babe Ruth To win Jodie's heart with sweet innovation Attempting presidential public assassination Busting caps at Ronald Reagan, like he was 50 Cent Like "Look Jodie I love you!" His romantic intent But Reagan Survived and they locked Hinckley away And Jodie wont return his calls to this very day! Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupid Girls will make guys do really stupid things (Some call it fate, while some call it whack But girls own guys and that's a fact Some call it fate, while some call it whack But girls own guys and that's a fact) And I'll put it on the table, the ladies get me too I fall for them at shows, but wait I'm not through I knew this girl named Dana, who lived in Carmel Valley Brunette with green eyes; a young Kristie Alley We hung out over break, there was tension in the air Then I went on tour (So what?) So there! She called me in Seattle, then I called her back She said "I can't wait to see you!" So how about that! I drove down south to see her, feeling kinda good If something good should happen, then I thought it would But I got a flat tire, and then I got lost I got stuck in traffic; I was breathing exhaust! I showed up, we hung out, she showed me her dorm She gave me a hug, welcoming and warm She said "Stay the night, it's too late to drive back Seeing as we're just friends" Okay.. what? Whack! And here's the worst part... I left my favorite shirt on her floor... Public Enemy, The Enemy Strikes Black. Jeez! Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupid Girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things Hot girls will make guys do really stupid things! This song shows a lesson: When a guy usually does stupid things for a girl. Like, if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were 12, and learned all these songs on, and then she didn't get it back to you, and then she went to college, and you didn't see her, and she didn't give the guitar back to you, because apparently she gave you something stupid... which was of equal value, but not really, because that guitar is really nice. It was made in Brazil, and it has nice nylon strings... That's what I'm talking about. |
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