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(Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) I am a dull and simple lad Cannot tell water from champagne And I have never met the Queen And I wish I could have all that he has got (Hey!) And I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) And when I lie on my pillow at night I dream I could fight like David Watts Lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Conduct my life like David Watts (Wish I could be) I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And I wish all his money belonged to me (Hey!) And I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) And all the girls in the neighbourhood Try to go out with David Watts They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed Wish I could be like Wish I could be like Wish I could be like (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) |
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| 2. |
| 3:06 |
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My makeup is dry and it cracks 'round my chin
I'm drowning my sorrows in whisky and gin The lion tamer's whip doesn't crack anymore The lions they won't bite and the tigers won't roar La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la So let's all drink to the death of a clown Won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor Nobody needs fortunes told anymore The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees And frantically looking for runaway fleas La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown So won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
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| 3. |
| 2:02 |
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Sylvilla looked into her mirror
Percilla looked into the washing machine And the drudgery of being wed She was so jealous of her sister And her liberty, and her smart young friends She was so jealous of her sister Sylvilla looked into the wardrobe Percilla looked into the frying pan And the bacon and eggs And the breakfast is served She was so jealous of her sister And her way of life, and her luxury flat She was so jealous of her sister She threw away her dirty dishes just to be free again Her women's weekly magazines just to be free again And put the children in the nursery just to be free again Percilla saw her little children And then decided she was better off Than the wayward lass that her sister had been No longer jealous of her sister So she ran 'round the house with her curlers on No longer jealous of her sister |
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| 4. |
| 2:02 |
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If, if I could see
Just how lonely my life would be If you passed me by and said farewell And there is no return Stars would shine no more I would walk up and down this lonely room I would have friends, but be alone For there is no return For you were my first love And now it looks like you've gone And I have waited too long For if, if I could see Just how lonely my life would be If you passed me by and said farewell And there is no return There is no return |
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| 5. |
| 2:16 |
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Oh, Tom is young and tom is bold
Tom is as Bold as a night of old But whenever he gets in a bit of a jam There's nothing he won't do to get a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And he curses himself for the life he's led Then he rolls himself a harry rag and puts himself to bed. Oh, Tom's old mum is a dying lass Soon they reckon she'll be pushing up the grass And her bones might ache and her skin might sag But she's still got enough strength to have a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And she curses herself for the life she's led Then she rolls herself a harry rag and puts herself to bed. Oh, bless your taxman bless his soul He may take some, but will never take it all If I give it all, I won't feel sad As long as I have enough to buy a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And I curse myself for the life I've led Then I roll myself a harry rag and puts myself to bed. Oh, the smart young ladies of the land Can't relax without a harry in their hand Then they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag Then they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag Hey, harry rag, harry rag, I'll do anything just to get a harry rag And I curse myself for the life I've led Then I roll myself a harry rag and puts myself to bed |
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| 6. |
| 2:49 |
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Just a quiet city sport(?)
With a wife and little kids to support So immaculately dressed when he walks Like a soldier on parade He's a tin soldier man Living in a little tin wonderland Very happy little tin soldier man When you set him on your knee Every day you see his army march down the street Changing guards at the high road He's a tin soldier man Wickie wa-waddle doo(?) And he's got a little tin lady too Just to put a little shine on his shoes And keep his uniform tidy He's a tin soldier man Wickie wa-waddle doo(?) And he's got a little tin lady too Just to put a little shine on his shoes And make his uniform tidy He's a tin soldier man Living in a little tin wonderland Very happy little tin soldier man When you sit him on your knee He's a tin soldier man He's a tin soldier man |
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| 7. |
| 3:15 |
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Suzy and Johnny were happy
Earned enough to pay the rent But Johnny's mother-in-law had too much ambition And this made Johnny very upset So to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake Johnny gave up his position Just to please his mother-in-law So he left the job where he'd been all his life He left and turned his back on door Now he's looking at the situations vacant Situations vacant Just to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake Then he had to leave the apartment And sought a less plush residence And poor Suzy and Johnny had to skimp and save Just to help to pay the weekly rent So to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake Johnny's got no money Got no where to go Johnny's in a great big hole Suzy's separated, living with her ma Now little mama's satisfied |
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| 8. |
| 3:17 |
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You don't have to look at me
You don't have to smile at me You just have to love me till the sun shines You don't have to cook for me You don't have to laugh with me You just have to love me till the sun shines Take my money, I don't mind You can be such a helpless kind(?) You just have to love me till the sun shines You don't have to sleep with me Or rest your head upon my knee You just have to love me till the sun shines Baby you can wear my clothes, Play my records, stay at my home Long as you just love me till the sun shines You can take it, I don't mind Please don't be such a helpless kind You just have to love me till the sun shines Baby, baby I don't know what I'm doing Everything I do it turns to ruin(?) Baby you can kiss my friends Baby there's nothing that I'll end(?) Long as you just love me till the sun shines You don't have to walk the streets When there's someone waiting here Come on, baby, love me till the sun shines Come on, baby, I don't mind Two lonely people, the helpless kind(?) Come on, baby, love me till the sun shines You don't have to look at me You don't have to smile at me You just have to love me till the sun shines You don't have to cook for me You don't have to laugh with me You just have to love me till the sun shines Take my money, I don't mind You can be such a helpless kind(?) You just have to love me till the sun shines |
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| 9. |
| 2:48 |
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Lazy old sun
What have you done to summertime? Hiding away Behind all those misty thunder clouds I don't mind To spend my time Looking for you For you are my one reality When I'm dead and gone Your light will shine eternally Sunny rain, shine my way Kiss me with one ray of light from your lazy old sun You make the rainbows and you make the night disappear You melt the frost so I won't criticize my sun When I was young My world was three foot, seven inch tall When you were young There was no world at all Sunny rain, shine my way Kiss me with one ray of light from your lazy old sun Lazy old sun Lazy old sun Lazy old sun |
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| 10. |
| 3:25 |
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Tea time won't be the same without my Donna
At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I think about that small cafe That's where we used to meet each day And then we used to sit a while And drink our afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take sugar with tea (afternoon tea) You take milk if you please (afternoon tea) Like you talking to me Because you ease my mind Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Tea time still ain't the same without my Donna At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I went to our cafe one day They said that Donna walked away You'd think at least she might have stayed To drink her afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) Every day of the week (afternoon tea) Please come along if you like Because I like you, girl Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) |
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| 11. |
| 2:16 |
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You're walking 'round in my memory
That only gets stronger and stronger Smudged mascara and pill-shaped eyes Everything you want was bought with lies. But what can I do about it The say you won't last any longer All the gates of love you won't walk through The only gates you see are colored blue. I see you peering through frosted windows Eyes don't smile, all they do is cry Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Oh how can I live without her The doctors won't let me see her But I can catch a glimpse through the doorway Of the girl that I love and care for I see you peering through frosted windows Eyes don't smile, all they do is cry Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right |
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| 12. |
| 2:58 |
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Winter time is coming
All the sky is grey Summer birds aren't singing Since you went away Since you've been gone, end of the season Winter is here, close of play I get no kicks walking down Saville Row There's no more chicks left where the green grass grows and I know that Winter is here, end of the season My reason's gone, close of play I just can't mix in all the clubs I know Now Labour's in, I have no place to go You're on a yacht near an island in Greece Though you are hot, forget me not I will keep waiting until your return Now you are gone, end of the season Winter will come any day Back in the scrum on a wet afternoon Down in the mud, dreaming of flowers in June End of the season End of the season |
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| 13. |
| 3:15 |
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Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, flowing into the night?
People so busy, make me feel dizzy, taxi light shines so bright But I don't need no friends As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset, I am in paradise (Sha-la-la) Every day I look at the world from my window (Sha-la-la) But chilly, chilly is the evening time Waterloo sunset's fine (Waterloo sunset's fine) Terry meets Julie, Waterloo Station, every Friday night But I am so lazy, don't want to wander, I stay at home at night But I don't feel afraid As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset, I am in paradise (Sha-la-la) Every day I look at the world from my window (Sha-la-la) But chilly, chilly is the evening time Waterloo sunset's fine (Waterloo sunset's fine) Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterloo underground But Terry and Julie cross over the river where they feel safe and sound And they don't need no friends As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset they are in paradise Waterloo sunset's fine Waterloo sunset's fine Waterloo sunset's fine |
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| 14. |
| 2:39 |
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You don't need no fancy clothes
Where'd you get them, goodness knows? Just show some civility. Act nice, act nice and gentle to me. I don't need no luxuries, As long as you are understanding, I'm not difficult to please. Act nice, act nice and gentle to me. Well I'm the kind of guy who likes To take you as I find you So throw away those false eyelashes and, Act nice, act nice, baby. Come on baby, hold my hand. Come on baby, understand, you gotta Act nice, act nice and gentle to me. Act nice, act nice and gentle to me. Come on baby, hold my hand. Come on baby, understand, you gotta Act nice, act nice and gentle to me. Act nice, act nice and gentle to me |
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| 2:59 |
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Oh Mr Pleasant, how is Mrs Pleasant?
I hope the world is treating you right, And your head's in the air, And you're feeling so proud, 'Cause you're such a success, And the whole wide world is on your side, hey hey. How are you today? People say Mr Pleasant is good, Mr Pleasant is kind, Mr Pleasant's okay, Mr Pleasant don't mind. As long as Mr Pleasant's all right, hey hey. How are you today? How's your father, how's your mother? How's your sister, how's your brother? How's your brand, new limousine, Twenty-four inch TV screen? Did you like prosperity More than you liked poverty? Life is easier, so much easier, Life is easier now. Oh Mr Pleasant, how is Mrs Pleasant? Did you know she was flirting around With another young man, And he's taking her out When you have to work late? And it's not so pleasant after all, hey hey. How are you today? People say Mr Pleasant is good, Mr Pleasant is kind, Mr Pleasant's okay, Mr Pleasant don't mind. As long as Mr Pleasant's all right, hey hey. How are you today? Mr Pleasant is good, Mr Pleasant is kind, Mr Pleasant's okay. |
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| 16. |
| 2:21 |
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Oh, Susannah's bedraggled but she
Still wears the locket 'round her neck She's got a picture on the table Of a man who is young and able Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Whiskey or a gin, that's alright When there's nothing in her bed at night She sleeps with the covers down Hoping that somebody gets in Doesn't matter what she does She knows that she can't win Oh, Susannah's gonna cry She's got a doll with one eye, That always cries when it gets some sleep She's waiting for a soldier to come home But she'll cry and never die Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Whiskey or a gin, that's alright When there's nothing in her bed at night She sleeps with the covers down Hoping that somebody gets in Doesn't matter what she does She knows that she can't win Oh, Susannah's still alive Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Oh, Susannah's still alive |
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| 17. |
| 3:10 |
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From the dew-soaked hedge creeps a crawly caterpillar
When the dawn begins to crack It's all part of my autumn almanac Breeze blows leaves of a musty-coloured yellow So I sweep them in my sack Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac Friday evenings, people get together Hiding from the weather Tea and toasted, buttered currant buns Can't compensate for lack of sun Because the summer's all gone La-la-la la la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my poor rheumatic back Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac La-la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac I like my football on a Saturday Roast beef on Sundays, all right I go to Blackpool for my holidays Sit in the open sunlight This is my street and I'm never gonna leave it And I'm always gonna to stay here If I live to be ninety-nine 'Cause all the people I meet Seem to come from my street And I can't get away Because it's calling me (Come on home) Hear it calling me (Come on home) La-la-la la la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn armagnac La-la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! |
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| 18. |
| 2:14 |
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Oh, Tom is young and tom is bold
Tom is as Bold as a night of old But whenever he gets in a bit of a jam There's nothing he won't do to get a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And he curses himself for the life he's led Then he rolls himself a harry rag and puts himself to bed. Oh, Tom's old mum is a dying lass Soon they reckon she'll be pushing up the grass And her bones might ache and her skin might sag But she's still got enough strength to have a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And she curses herself for the life she's led Then she rolls herself a harry rag and puts herself to bed. Oh, bless your taxman bless his soul He may take some, but will never take it all If I give it all, I won't feel sad As long as I have enough to buy a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And I curse myself for the life I've led Then I roll myself a harry rag and puts myself to bed. Oh, the smart young ladies of the land Can't relax without a harry in their hand Then they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag Then they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag Hey, harry rag, harry rag, I'll do anything just to get a harry rag And I curse myself for the life I've led Then I roll myself a harry rag and puts myself to bed |
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| 2:32 |
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(Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) I am a dull and simple lad Cannot tell water from champagne And I have never met the Queen And I wish I could have all that he has got (Hey!) And I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) And when I lie on my pillow at night I dream I could fight like David Watts Lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Conduct my life like David Watts (Wish I could be) I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And I wish all his money belonged to me (Hey!) And I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) And all the girls in the neighbourhood Try to go out with David Watts They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed Wish I could be like Wish I could be like Wish I could be like (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) |
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| 20. |
| 3:17 |
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Tea time won't be the same without my Donna
At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I think about that small cafe That's where we used to meet each day And then we used to sit a while And drink our afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take sugar with tea (afternoon tea) You take milk if you please (afternoon tea) Like you talking to me Because you ease my mind Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Tea time still ain't the same without my Donna At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I went to our cafe one day They said that Donna walked away You'd think at least she might have stayed To drink her afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) Every day of the week (afternoon tea) Please come along if you like Because I like you, girl Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) |
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| 2:52 |
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The taxman's taken all my dough
And left me in my stately home Lazin' on a sunny afternoon And I can't sail my yacht He's taken everything I've got All I've got's this sunny afternoon Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze I've got a big fat mama tryin' to break me And I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazin' on a sunny afternoon In the summertime In the summertime In the summertime My girlfriend's run off with my car And gone back to her ma and pa Tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty Now I'm sittin' here Sippin' at my ice cold beer Lazin' on a sunny afternoon Help me, help me, help me sail away Well, give me two good reasons why I oughta stay 'Cause I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazin' on a sunny afternoon In the summertime In the summertime In the summertime Ah, save me, save me, save me from this squeeze I got a big fat mama tryin' to break me And I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazin' on a sunny afternoon In the summertime In the summertime In the summertime In the summertime In the summertime |
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| 22. |
| 3:05 |
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From the dew-soaked hedge creeps a crawly caterpillar
When the dawn begins to crack It's all part of my autumn almanac Breeze blows leaves of a musty-coloured yellow So I sweep them in my sack Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac Friday evenings, people get together Hiding from the weather Tea and toasted, buttered currant buns Can't compensate for lack of sun Because the summer's all gone La-la-la la la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my poor rheumatic back Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac La-la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac I like my football on a Saturday Roast beef on Sundays, all right I go to Blackpool for my holidays Sit in the open sunlight This is my street and I'm never gonna leave it And I'm always gonna to stay here If I live to be ninety-nine 'Cause all the people I meet Seem to come from my street And I can't get away Because it's calling me (Come on home) Hear it calling me (Come on home) La-la-la la la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn armagnac La-la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! |
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| 2:48 | 
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| 24. |
| 2:14 |
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Oh, Susannah's bedraggled but she
Still wears the locket 'round her neck She's got a picture on the table Of a man who is young and able Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Whiskey or a gin, that's alright When there's nothing in her bed at night She sleeps with the covers down Hoping that somebody gets in Doesn't matter what she does She knows that she can't win Oh, Susannah's gonna cry She's got a doll with one eye, That always cries when it gets some sleep She's waiting for a soldier to come home But she'll cry and never die Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Whiskey or a gin, that's alright When there's nothing in her bed at night She sleeps with the covers down Hoping that somebody gets in Doesn't matter what she does She knows that she can't win Oh, Susannah's still alive Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Oh, Susannah's still alive |
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| 25. |
| 2:10 |
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(Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) I am a dull and simple lad Cannot tell water from champagne And I have never met the Queen And I wish I could have all that he has got (Hey!) And I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) And when I lie on my pillow at night I dream I could fight like David Watts Lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Conduct my life like David Watts (Wish I could be) I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And I wish all his money belonged to me (Hey!) And I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) And all the girls in the neighbourhood Try to go out with David Watts They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed Wish I could be like Wish I could be like Wish I could be like (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) |
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| 2:19 |
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| 27. |
| 2:45 |
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My makeup is dry and it cracks 'round my chin
I'm drowning my sorrows in whisky and gin The lion tamer's whip doesn't crack anymore The lions they won't bite and the tigers won't roar La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la So let's all drink to the death of a clown Won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor Nobody needs fortunes told anymore The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees And frantically looking for runaway fleas La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown So won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
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| 28. |
| 1:17 |
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If a black cat crossed your path, little woman,
Would you walk along with me? Don't have to worry 'bout a thing, girl, It's all right, you see. 'cause I'm a good luck charm, Honey, don't worry 'bout me. If you ain't got no money, baby, That's all right too. As long as you stick to me, Some(? ) will come to you. I'm a good luck charm, Honey, don't you worry 'bout me. If a black cat crossed your path, little woman, Would you walk along with me? Don't have to worry 'bout a thing, girl, It's all right, you see. I'm a good luck charm, Honey, don't worry 'bout me. I'm a good luck charm, Honey, don't worry 'bout me |
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| 29. |
| 2:27 |
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Oh, Tom is young and tom is bold
Tom is as Bold as a night of old But whenever he gets in a bit of a jam There's nothing he won't do to get a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And he curses himself for the life he's led Then he rolls himself a harry rag and puts himself to bed. Oh, Tom's old mum is a dying lass Soon they reckon she'll be pushing up the grass And her bones might ache and her skin might sag But she's still got enough strength to have a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And she curses herself for the life she's led Then she rolls herself a harry rag and puts herself to bed. Oh, bless your taxman bless his soul He may take some, but will never take it all If I give it all, I won't feel sad As long as I have enough to buy a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And I curse myself for the life I've led Then I roll myself a harry rag and puts myself to bed. Oh, the smart young ladies of the land Can't relax without a harry in their hand Then they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag Then they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag Hey, harry rag, harry rag, I'll do anything just to get a harry rag And I curse myself for the life I've led Then I roll myself a harry rag and puts myself to bed |
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(Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) I am a dull and simple lad Cannot tell water from champagne And I have never met the Queen And I wish I could have all that he has got (Hey!) And I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) And when I lie on my pillow at night I dream I could fight like David Watts Lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Conduct my life like David Watts (Wish I could be) I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And I wish all his money belonged to me (Hey!) And I wish I could be like David Watts (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) And all the girls in the neighbourhood Try to go out with David Watts They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed Wish I could be like Wish I could be like Wish I could be like (Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa) |
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My makeup is dry and it cracks 'round my chin
I'm drowning my sorrows in whisky and gin The lion tamer's whip doesn't crack anymore The lions they won't bite and the tigers won't roar La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la So let's all drink to the death of a clown Won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor Nobody needs fortunes told anymore The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees And frantically looking for runaway fleas La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown So won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Let's all drink to the death of a clown La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
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| 2:02 |
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Sylvilla looked into her mirror
Percilla looked into the washing machine And the drudgery of being wed She was so jealous of her sister And her liberty, and her smart young friends She was so jealous of her sister Sylvilla looked into the wardrobe Percilla looked into the frying pan And the bacon and eggs And the breakfast is served She was so jealous of her sister And her way of life, and her luxury flat She was so jealous of her sister She threw away her dirty dishes just to be free again Her women's weekly magazines just to be free again And put the children in the nursery just to be free again Percilla saw her little children And then decided she was better off Than the wayward lass that her sister had been No longer jealous of her sister So she ran 'round the house with her curlers on No longer jealous of her sister |
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If, if I could see
Just how lonely my life would be If you passed me by and said farewell And there is no return Stars would shine no more I would walk up and down this lonely room I would have friends, but be alone For there is no return For you were my first love And now it looks like you've gone And I have waited too long For if, if I could see Just how lonely my life would be If you passed me by and said farewell And there is no return There is no return |
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| 2:15 |
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Oh, Tom is young and tom is bold
Tom is as Bold as a night of old But whenever he gets in a bit of a jam There's nothing he won't do to get a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And he curses himself for the life he's led Then he rolls himself a harry rag and puts himself to bed. Oh, Tom's old mum is a dying lass Soon they reckon she'll be pushing up the grass And her bones might ache and her skin might sag But she's still got enough strength to have a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And she curses herself for the life she's led Then she rolls herself a harry rag and puts herself to bed. Oh, bless your taxman bless his soul He may take some, but will never take it all If I give it all, I won't feel sad As long as I have enough to buy a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag And I curse myself for the life I've led Then I roll myself a harry rag and puts myself to bed. Oh, the smart young ladies of the land Can't relax without a harry in their hand Then they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag Harry rag, harry rag Do anything just to get a harry rag Then they light one up and they boast and brag So content because they got a harry rag Hey, harry rag, harry rag, I'll do anything just to get a harry rag And I curse myself for the life I've led Then I roll myself a harry rag and puts myself to bed |
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Just a quiet city sport(?)
With a wife and little kids to support So immaculately dressed when he walks Like a soldier on parade He's a tin soldier man Living in a little tin wonderland Very happy little tin soldier man When you set him on your knee Every day you see his army march down the street Changing guards at the high road He's a tin soldier man Wickie wa-waddle doo(?) And he's got a little tin lady too Just to put a little shine on his shoes And keep his uniform tidy He's a tin soldier man Wickie wa-waddle doo(?) And he's got a little tin lady too Just to put a little shine on his shoes And make his uniform tidy He's a tin soldier man Living in a little tin wonderland Very happy little tin soldier man When you sit him on your knee He's a tin soldier man He's a tin soldier man |
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| 3:12 |
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Suzy and Johnny were happy
Earned enough to pay the rent But Johnny's mother-in-law had too much ambition And this made Johnny very upset So to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake Johnny gave up his position Just to please his mother-in-law So he left the job where he'd been all his life He left and turned his back on door Now he's looking at the situations vacant Situations vacant Just to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake Then he had to leave the apartment And sought a less plush residence And poor Suzy and Johnny had to skimp and save Just to help to pay the weekly rent So to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake Johnny's got no money Got no where to go Johnny's in a great big hole Suzy's separated, living with her ma Now little mama's satisfied |
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| 3:23 |
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You don't have to look at me
You don't have to smile at me You just have to love me till the sun shines You don't have to cook for me You don't have to laugh with me You just have to love me till the sun shines Take my money, I don't mind You can be such a helpless kind(?) You just have to love me till the sun shines You don't have to sleep with me Or rest your head upon my knee You just have to love me till the sun shines Baby you can wear my clothes, Play my records, stay at my home Long as you just love me till the sun shines You can take it, I don't mind Please don't be such a helpless kind You just have to love me till the sun shines Baby, baby I don't know what I'm doing Everything I do it turns to ruin(?) Baby you can kiss my friends Baby there's nothing that I'll end(?) Long as you just love me till the sun shines You don't have to walk the streets When there's someone waiting here Come on, baby, love me till the sun shines Come on, baby, I don't mind Two lonely people, the helpless kind(?) Come on, baby, love me till the sun shines You don't have to look at me You don't have to smile at me You just have to love me till the sun shines You don't have to cook for me You don't have to laugh with me You just have to love me till the sun shines Take my money, I don't mind You can be such a helpless kind(?) You just have to love me till the sun shines |
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Lazy old sun
What have you done to summertime? Hiding away Behind all those misty thunder clouds I don't mind To spend my time Looking for you For you are my one reality When I'm dead and gone Your light will shine eternally Sunny rain, shine my way Kiss me with one ray of light from your lazy old sun You make the rainbows and you make the night disappear You melt the frost so I won't criticize my sun When I was young My world was three foot, seven inch tall When you were young There was no world at all Sunny rain, shine my way Kiss me with one ray of light from your lazy old sun Lazy old sun Lazy old sun Lazy old sun |
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| 3:23 |
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Tea time won't be the same without my Donna
At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I think about that small cafe That's where we used to meet each day And then we used to sit a while And drink our afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take sugar with tea (afternoon tea) You take milk if you please (afternoon tea) Like you talking to me Because you ease my mind Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Tea time still ain't the same without my Donna At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I went to our cafe one day They said that Donna walked away You'd think at least she might have stayed To drink her afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) Every day of the week (afternoon tea) Please come along if you like Because I like you, girl Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) |
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You're walking 'round in my memory
That only gets stronger and stronger Smudged mascara and pill-shaped eyes Everything you want was bought with lies. But what can I do about it The say you won't last any longer All the gates of love you won't walk through The only gates you see are colored blue. I see you peering through frosted windows Eyes don't smile, all they do is cry Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Oh how can I live without her The doctors won't let me see her But I can catch a glimpse through the doorway Of the girl that I love and care for I see you peering through frosted windows Eyes don't smile, all they do is cry Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right |
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Winter time is coming
All the sky is grey Summer birds aren't singing Since you went away Since you've been gone, end of the season Winter is here, close of play I get no kicks walking down Saville Row There's no more chicks left where the green grass grows and I know that Winter is here, end of the season My reason's gone, close of play I just can't mix in all the clubs I know Now Labour's in, I have no place to go You're on a yacht near an island in Greece Though you are hot, forget me not I will keep waiting until your return Now you are gone, end of the season Winter will come any day Back in the scrum on a wet afternoon Down in the mud, dreaming of flowers in June End of the season End of the season |
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Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, flowing into the night?
People so busy, make me feel dizzy, taxi light shines so bright But I don't need no friends As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset, I am in paradise (Sha-la-la) Every day I look at the world from my window (Sha-la-la) But chilly, chilly is the evening time Waterloo sunset's fine (Waterloo sunset's fine) Terry meets Julie, Waterloo Station, every Friday night But I am so lazy, don't want to wander, I stay at home at night But I don't feel afraid As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset, I am in paradise (Sha-la-la) Every day I look at the world from my window (Sha-la-la) But chilly, chilly is the evening time Waterloo sunset's fine (Waterloo sunset's fine) Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterloo underground But Terry and Julie cross over the river where they feel safe and sound And they don't need no friends As long as they gaze on Waterloo sunset they are in paradise Waterloo sunset's fine Waterloo sunset's fine Waterloo sunset's fine |
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| 2:21 |
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Oh, Susannah's bedraggled but she
Still wears the locket 'round her neck She's got a picture on the table Of a man who is young and able Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Whiskey or a gin, that's alright When there's nothing in her bed at night She sleeps with the covers down Hoping that somebody gets in Doesn't matter what she does She knows that she can't win Oh, Susannah's gonna cry She's got a doll with one eye, That always cries when it gets some sleep She's waiting for a soldier to come home But she'll cry and never die Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Whiskey or a gin, that's alright When there's nothing in her bed at night She sleeps with the covers down Hoping that somebody gets in Doesn't matter what she does She knows that she can't win Oh, Susannah's still alive Oh, Susannah's gonna cry Oh, Susannah's still alive Oh, Susannah's still alive |
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From the dew-soaked hedge creeps a crawly caterpillar
When the dawn begins to crack It's all part of my autumn almanac Breeze blows leaves of a musty-coloured yellow So I sweep them in my sack Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac Friday evenings, people get together Hiding from the weather Tea and toasted, buttered currant buns Can't compensate for lack of sun Because the summer's all gone La-la-la la la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my poor rheumatic back Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac La-la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac I like my football on a Saturday Roast beef on Sundays, all right I go to Blackpool for my holidays Sit in the open sunlight This is my street and I'm never gonna leave it And I'm always gonna to stay here If I live to be ninety-nine 'Cause all the people I meet Seem to come from my street And I can't get away Because it's calling me (Come on home) Hear it calling me (Come on home) La-la-la la la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn armagnac La-la-la la-la la-la la-la la-la Oh, my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! (Yes) Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop, whoa! |
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| 3:08 |
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As I sit by the sea
Drink tequila by the shade of a tree There's a seniorita sat on my knee Sprinkling sand all over me I've got sand on my shoes I've lost everything that I'm gonna lose I've got nothing but the sun and the moon And the sand that's on the beach I am happy though my shoes are tattered and torn Because the sea is so shiney Ba ba-um-ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-um-ba I've got sand on my shoes Thought I was civilized Till I saw the sea and I realized That the city life was just not for me Left my troubles behind me Ba ba-um-ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-um-ba I've got sand on my shoes I've got nothing else that I'm gonna lose I've got nothing but the sun and the moon And that's plenty for me I've got sand on my shoes I've got sand on my shoes I've got sand on my shoes Sand on my shoes Ba ba ba ba-um-ba Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-um-ba |
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| 3:41 |
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Tea time won't be the same without my Donna
At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I think about that small cafe That's where we used to meet each day And then we used to sit a while And drink our afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take sugar with tea (afternoon tea) You take milk if you please (afternoon tea) Like you talking to me Because you ease my mind Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Tea time still ain't the same without my Donna At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I went to our cafe one day They said that Donna walked away You'd think at least she might have stayed To drink her afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) Every day of the week (afternoon tea) Please come along if you like Because I like you, girl Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) |
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Lazy old sun
What have you done to summertime? Hiding away Behind all those misty thunder clouds I don't mind To spend my time Looking for you For you are my one reality When I'm dead and gone Your light will shine eternally Sunny rain, shine my way Kiss me with one ray of light from your lazy old sun You make the rainbows and you make the night disappear You melt the frost so I won't criticize my sun When I was young My world was three foot, seven inch tall When you were young There was no world at all Sunny rain, shine my way Kiss me with one ray of light from your lazy old sun Lazy old sun Lazy old sun Lazy old sun |
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| 2:40 |
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You're walking 'round in my memory
That only gets stronger and stronger Smudged mascara and pill-shaped eyes Everything you want was bought with lies. But what can I do about it The say you won't last any longer All the gates of love you won't walk through The only gates you see are colored blue. I see you peering through frosted windows Eyes don't smile, all they do is cry Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Oh how can I live without her The doctors won't let me see her But I can catch a glimpse through the doorway Of the girl that I love and care for I see you peering through frosted windows Eyes don't smile, all they do is cry Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right Funny Face, she's all right |
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| 21. |
| 3:17 |
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Tea time won't be the same without my Donna
At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I think about that small cafe That's where we used to meet each day And then we used to sit a while And drink our afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take sugar with tea (afternoon tea) You take milk if you please (afternoon tea) Like you talking to me Because you ease my mind Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Tea time still ain't the same without my Donna At night I lie awake and dream of Donna I went to our cafe one day They said that Donna walked away You'd think at least she might have stayed To drink her afternoon tea I'll take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) If you take it with me (afternoon tea) You take as long as you like 'Cause I like you, girl I take afternoon tea (afternoon tea) Every day of the week (afternoon tea) Please come along if you like Because I like you, girl Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (afternoon tea) |
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| 3:06 |
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Just a quiet city sport(?)
With a wife and little kids to support So immaculately dressed when he walks Like a soldier on parade He's a tin soldier man Living in a little tin wonderland Very happy little tin soldier man When you set him on your knee Every day you see his army march down the street Changing guards at the high road He's a tin soldier man Wickie wa-waddle doo(?) And he's got a little tin lady too Just to put a little shine on his shoes And keep his uniform tidy He's a tin soldier man Wickie wa-waddle doo(?) And he's got a little tin lady too Just to put a little shine on his shoes And make his uniform tidy He's a tin soldier man Living in a little tin wonderland Very happy little tin soldier man When you sit him on your knee He's a tin soldier man He's a tin soldier man |
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