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If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars (I'd build a tree fort in our yard) If I had a million dollars (You could help, it wouldn't be that hard) If I had a million dollars (Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere) You know, we could just go up there and hang out. Yep, like open the fridge and stuff and there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmm. They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon. Well, can you blame them? Yeah! If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars We could take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner But we would eat Kraft dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it. That's right, all the fanciest ket--Dijon ketchup. Mmmm! Mmmm! If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) If I had a million dollars I'd be rich |
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| 3:24 |
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Broke into the old apartment
This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry, broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls? Why did you clean the floor? Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door? This is where we used to live Why did you keep the mousetrap? Why did you keep the dish-rack? These things used to be mine I guess they still are, I want them back Broke into the old apartment Forty two steps from the street Crooked landing, crooked landlord, narrow laneway filled with crooks This is where we used to live Why did they pave the lawn? Why did they change the lock? Why did I have to break in? I only came here to talk This is where we used to live How is the neighbour downstairs? How is her temper this year? I turned up your T.V. and stomped on the floor just for fun I know we don't live here anymore We bought an old house on the Danforth She loves me and her body keeps me warm And I'm happy here This is where we used to live Broke into the old apartment Tore the phone out of the wall Only memories, fading memories, blending into dull tableaux I want them back I want them back This is where we used to live I want them back This is where we used to live I want them back This is where we used to live I want them back |
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Drove downtown in the rain, 9:30 on a Tuesday night
Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane But when I'm surrounded I just can't stop It's a matter of instinct, it's a matter of conditioning, a matter of fact You can call me Pavlov's dog Ring a bell and I'll salivate, now how'd you like that? Dr. Landy, tell me you're not just a pedagogue 'Cause right now I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well, I-I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did, whoa So I'm a-lying here just staring at the ceiling tiles And I'm thinking about, oh, what to think about Just listening and relistening to Smiley Smile And I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drought Because I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well, I-I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did, whoa And if you want to find me, I'll be out in the sandbox Just wondering where the hell all the love is gone A-playing my guitar and building castles in the sun, whoa, whoa, whoa And singing "Fun, Fun, Fun" I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well, I-I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did, whoa I had a dream That I was 300 pounds And though I was very heavy I floated till I couldn't see the ground I floated till I couldn't see the ground, oh Somebody help me, I couldn't see the ground Somebody help me, I couldn't see the ground Somebody help me Because I'm Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did Well, I-I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did, ooh, yeah Drove downtown in the rain, 9:30 on a Tuesday night Just to check out the late-night record shop (late-night record shop) Call it impulsive, you can call it compulsive, you can call it insane, oh But when I'm surrounded I just can't stop |
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| 2:50 |
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End Too Little Too Late Barenaked .. One Week (Album Ver.) Barenaked .. Another Postcard Barenaked .. 곡 38 | 담기 4 | 추천 0 |
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| 5. |
| 3:26 |
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I met you before the fall of Rome
And I begged you to let me take you home You were wrong, I was right You said "Goodbye" I said "Goodnight" It's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done before. I knew you before the west was won And I heard you say the past was much more fun You go your way, I go mine But I'll see you next time It's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done before. If I put my fingers here And if I say "I love you, dear" And if I play the same three chords Will you just yawn and say It's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done before. Alone and bored on a thirtieth century night Will I see you on "The Price is Right" Will I cry Will I smile As you run down the aisle It's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done before It's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done It's all been done, It's all been done, It's all been done before |
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| 5:49 |
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I think
It's getting to the point where I can be myself again I think It's getting to the point where we have almost made amends I think It's the getting to the point that is the hardest part And if you call I will answer And if you fall I'll pick you up And if you court this disaster I'll point you home I'll point you home You think I only think about you when we're both in the same room I'm only here to witness the remains of love exhumed You think We're here to play a game of who loves more than whom And if you call I will answer And if you fall I'll pick you up And if you court this disaster You think It's only fair to do what's best for you and you alone It's only fair to do the same to me when you're not home I think It's time to make this something that is more than only fair So if you call I will answer And if you fall I'll pick you up And if you court this disaster I'll point you home I'm warning you Don't ever do Those crazy messed up things that you do If you ever do I promise you I'll be the first to crucify you Now it's time to prove That you've come back here to rebuild Rebuild |
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| 4:37 |
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It's the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people like to eat I could walk but I'll just drive It's colder than it looks outside It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone Then you try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn When you try to see the world beyond your front door Take your time 'cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile When you realize that a guy my size might take a while Just to try to figure out what all this is for It's the perfect time of day To throw all your cares away Put the sprinkler on the lawn And run through with my gym shorts on Take a drink right from the hose And change into some drier clothes Climb the stairs up to my room Sleep away the afternoon It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone Then you try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn When you try to see the world beyond your front door Take your time 'cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile When you realize that a guy my size might take a while Just to try to figure out what all this is for Pinch me, pinch me 'Cause I'm still asleep Please God, tell me That I'm still asleep On an evening such as this It's hard to tell if I exist Pack the car and leave this town Who'll notice that I'm not around? I could hide out under there I just made you say 'underwear' I could leave but I'll just stay All my stuff's here anyway It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone Then you try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn When you try to see the world beyond your front door Take your time 'cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile When you realize that a guy my size might take a while Just to try to figure out what all this is for Try to figure out what all this is for Try to see the world beyond your front door Try to figure out what all this is for |
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You say, "Why does everything revolve around you?"
You say, "Why does everything I do confound you?" You say, that I pull the world from under you You can't go through it this time And I can be good, and I would - if I knew I was understood And it'll be great, just wait - Or is it too little too late? One day, this embarrassment will fade behind me And that day, I could think of things that won't remind me And these days it's unbearable for both of us, We can't discuss it this way I'm gaining strength, trying to learn to pull my own weight I'm gaining pounds at the precipice of too late Just wait And I can be good, and I would - if I knew I was understood And it'll be great, just wait - Or is it too little too late? Record and play, after years of endless rewind Yesterday wasn't half as tough as this time This time isn't Hell Last time, couldn't tell This mind wasn't well Next time, hope I'm... Going to be good, and I would If I knew I was understood And it'll be great, just wait Or is it too little too late? |
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| 9. |
| 3:39 |
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I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser
I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby I'm so fly, that's probably why it Feels just like I'm falling for the first time I'm so green, it's really amazing I'm so clean, too bad I can't get all the dirt off of me I'm so sane, it's driving me crazy It's so strange, I can't believe it Feels just like I'm falling for the first time Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost What if I lost my direction, what if I lost sense of time? What if I nurse this infection, maybe the worst is behind? It feels just like I'm falling for the first time It feels just like I'm falling for the first time I'm so chill, no wonder it's freezing I'm so still, I just can't keep my fingers out of anything I'm so thrilled to finally be failing I'm so done, turn me over 'cause it Feels just like I'm falling for the first time Anything plain can be lovely, anything loved can be lost Maybe I lost my direction, what if our love is the cost? Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost What if I lost my direction, what if I lost sense of time? What if I nurse this infection, maybe the worst is behind? Maybe the worst is behind Maybe the worst is behind |
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| 3:25 |
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Every one is
Every one is Every one is addressed to me Every one is Every one is Every one is Oh fuck You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail and all of them coming anonymously, so they leave no trail Never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas but somebody's sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees Some chimps in swimsuits Some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots Some chimps that wish they could be mine Starsky and Hutch chimps A chimp who's sitting on the can A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me If I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks its great He's sending me, maybe she's sending me, just to see me get irate I'm losing sleep and it's gonna be keeping me up all night I thought it was funny but now I got money on a monkey-fight Some chimps in hard-hats chimps a-working on a chain gang Some chimps who love cats burning rubber in a Mustang A birthday wishing chimp A chimp in black, like a goth A going fishing chimp A British chimp in the bath Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Somebody followed me even though I packed and moved my home No matter what they come and they come, they won't leave me alone Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind but look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find Some chimps in swimsuits Some chimps in jackboots Some chimps in hard-hats Some chimps who love cats I got some shaved chimps thats chimps devoid of any hair I got depraved chimps dressed up in a-womens underwear Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Every one is Every one is Every one is addressed to me Every one is Every one is Every one is addressed to me Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me Another postcard with chimpanzees And every one is addressed to me (repeat) |
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What's a boy to do?
When you tell your tale And it never fails I just end up feeling bad for you. With your hang-dog eyes You can bring me down Now I'm wrapped around your whole hand Stop looking so surprised. You make it easy (Easy) Make it easy (Easy) I've been burned before You're not fooling me There's no mystery You've forgotten what you're hiding for. Call it self defense You can obfuscate And manipulate But it's only at your own expense. You make it easy (Easy) Make it easy (Easy) Make it easy (Easy) Make it easy (Easy) Easy to be with you Easy to obey Easy to forgive you at the end of the day Easy now to judge you Easy to betray Easy to adore you though you want to run away. It's easy Look what you have done I can do the same Two can play this game You'll no longer be the only one. You make it easy (Easy) Make it easy (Easy) Make it easy (Easy) Easy (Easy) |
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Our whole universe
was in a hot dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started Wait The Earth began to cool The autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools We built a wall we built the pyramids Math science history unraveling the mystery That all started with the big bang BANG Since the dawn of man is really not that long As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song A fraction of a second and the elements were made The bipeds stood up straight The dinosaurs all met their fate They tried to leap but they were late And they all died they froze their asses off The ocean said Pangaea See ya wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang It all started with a big BANG It's expanding ever outward but one day It will pause then start to go the other way Collapsing ever inward we won't be here it wont be heard Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating how we're here they're catching deer we're catching viruses Religion or astronomy Descartes or Deuteronomy It all started with a big bang Music and mythology Einstein and astrology It all started with a big bang It all started with a big BANG lrhvgo님께서 등록해주신 가사입니다. |
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You run away, you could turn and stay
But you run away from me I tried to be your brother You cried and ran for cover I made a mess, who doesn't? I did my best, but it wasn't enough You run away, you could turn and stay But you run away from me You run away, you could turn and stay But you run away from me I'll give you something you can cry about One thing you should try it out Hold a mirror shoulder high When you're older, look you in the eye When you're older, look you in the eye I tried, but you tried harder I lied, but you lied smarter You made me guess, who was it? I did my best, but it wasn't enough You run away, you could turn and stay But you run away from me You run away, you could turn and stay But you run away from me It's not something to cry about It's not something to lie about You run away, you could turn and stay But you run away from me |
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