IV Xample

Man X went up to Man Y,
Stepped in his garden and spat in his eye
and said ‘I aint movin’ your grass is greener-
you wanna settle this name your arena’

First we made the Wheel
Then we made the Car
Then we made the Bomb
Now it’s all gone wrong

We used to be content with a piece of charcoal
Sketching on walls in a gloomy dark hole
Then we put our strengths into building castles
Now we’re a tribe of destructive arseholes
Crawled on all fours our hands replaced paws-
As if we foresaw we would open doors
From trees we made oars to explore the shores
We were madly obsessed with the great outdoors
But not in that order I hear you moanin
But what can you tell from a fossilised stone
In a pile of bones the truth becomes clear
We Pioneered schemes just too severe
Way back then there were few concerns
Find meat to eat, chop wood to burn
And learn to avoid the sabre-toothed tiger
Now our biggest enemy is laser-guided
Too much weight draped on our shoulders
The land that we knew stood firm to hold us
Colonisation is what they sold us
So someone decided we needed soldiers
Destructive forces is what they told us
Invent the engine replace the horses
We stretched resources to drive our Porsches
And now it’s all gone wrong

Man X had forgotten Man Y
He was too busy tryna learn to fly
Meanwhile Man Y mixed a potion
And flattened Man X with a huge explosion

You can turn your backs but you can’t ignore me
There’s a part of this story that’s truly gory
You gotta feel sickness as I depict this
You never can escape that you’ve been a witness
Hunting the deer we became distracted
Disturbed by the way that our neighbours acted
Jumped to conclusions with sick delusions
Cos bulk intrusions had us confused
Began with the fusion of elements new
And strongly denied we’d developed a brew
To burn off flesh of an irrelevant few
A malevolent crew not benevolent
The traitor we hated penned the paper
Concocted a potion to make him greater
We knocked up a treat in a laboratory
At the time of conception it shouted glory
Reel off a list of the usual suspects
Subjectively speaking we all got defects
We all cavemen in a suit and tie
Man why you opposing conform or die
I know I’ve put it simply and quite condensed
The wheel was a brainstorm of commonest sense
But now we need a branch just for terror defence
So somewhere it went wrong, hence...

Hey, good morning
Hey, it's calling
Hey, good morning
Watch the sun come up
It's calling
I want another day with you

How can I explain it?
Scratchin' my brain
How can ten hours feel like ten years?
I cry ten men’s tears as it disappears
With the passionate atmosphere
Took your glove as a souvenir
Left the other on the pillow as I stroked your ear
One last breath of your hair, stared for a second
Then the doorway beckoned

I’m a lover, not a fighter
So I didn’t fight the fact that I more than liked ya
Didn’t matter we were under influence
Made sense this was more than lust
I don’t own you, you don’t own me
One night only, if only
I could take you back and just show you off
But I guess if I did that, the magic is lost

Believe me, I wanna stay
But I'm off and away

Hey, good morning
Watch the sun come up
It’s calling
I want another day with you

You and that red dress - what a pairing!
I kept staring, you couldn’t have said less
Can't let my head rest, thinking about ya
Really wanna look into your Catwoman eyes
Turn back time, 'cause it flies by
You know, them Marty McFly vibes

See, I can picture the bright lights
Sights and night skies and boats go by
I don’t why it happened so fast
When I tried to speak your language, I'm happy you laughed
'Cause I’m hardly a linguist
Spoke through kisses, you didn’t speak English
And it was hard to distinguish
Love at first sight or holiday romance?
Don’t care, I was lost in the moment
I really should'a missed that flight

Believe me, I wanna stay
But I'm off and away

Hey, good morning
Watch the sun come up
It’s calling
I want another day with you
Hey, good morning
Watch the sun come up
It’s calling
I want just one more day with you

I don’t think I could be dreaming, I felt your touch
No, I remember you breathing when I woke up
Now all I have are these memories I can't trust
Just one day won't be enough

Hey, good morning
Watch the sun come up
It’s calling
I want another day with you
Hey, good morning
Watch the sun come up
It’s calling
I want another day with you

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna mess with me, I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna fuck with me, I'm a monster

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Saw a chick walk in with a big behind
Now I'm stalking my victim out
Unrecognizable 'cause I'm in disguise

Pin blue eyes and her's were green
Crept up behind, she turned and screamed
Everybody turned to see
I tried to run, tripped up and hurt my knee

I can't believe that she got away
Think of all the love that we could of made
I really did mess it up
I've ruined my only chance with a sugar babe

Now I'm a bit ticked off
Back to the flat, hat and kicks off
To relax with a glass of milk
Apparently pixie drinks lots

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna mess with me, I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna fuck with me, I'm a monster

No so, so shit
Not for me, not pro, no me my flows so piff
Quazimodeo with addicted to both my legs
It looks like a pogo stick

Admitted I am a fruit loop
Frankenstein with a screw loose
In search of a new neck bolt
How long will this neck hold?

I'll be fine with a needle and thread
A lil' Jack and I'm evil again
Scheming again
Introduce me to any one decent, I'll find evil in them

Everybody's PC I don't feel them
If I could, I would kill them
Before I go I'd like to thank Peter Aundre
For looking after my children

There ain't a line I ain't took far
To find me you ain't even gotta look hard
Don't get it confused, I'm a crook star
Puber I was born with a mustache

There ain't a line I ain't took far
To find me you ain't even gotta look hard
Don't get it confused, I'm a crook star
Puber I was born with a mustache

Monster, monster, monster
Monster, monster, monster, monster
I'm a monster, monster, monster
Monster, monster, monster, monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna mess with me, I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we could rule the world
'Cause no one's gonna fuck with me, I'm a monster

Sorry Pete