Bowling For Soup

VERSE 1:
I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go

BRIDGE:
The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day

CHORUS:
How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day

VERSE 2:
Standing here, looking out on the world
And for a second nobody is looking back at me
I never even notice where they go

I was the one who had shit for brains
I never took the time to notice
That I was always wrong and you weren't
You were the one who gave up so many things
Took you for granted
But you understanded
It was just a phase

And I've got a new direction
A blueprint for erection of a new life
It's such a simple situation
Some kind of masturbation
With a new twist
I don't know why

I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

I let you down
You had no complaints
Watched as the world went spinin'
Around without you
You waited for me
You wanted diamonds
I came up with rollerblades
Shot down again but you smiled
And shook your head
And knew that I'd change

Everybody knows if you've got the coolest clothes
You've got everybody on your side
Anyone can see if you hang around with me
You'll be by yourself on Friday night

It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Don't let it bring you down

You had all the moves you had all the coolest doos
And you always had the coolest car
I never learned to dance, I had hair down to my ass
And now I'm gonna be a Rock Star

It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Don't let it bring you down

Raise your hands
Stomp your feet
I love everyone and now they love me
Raise your hands
Stomp your feet
I love everyone and now they love meIt's hard to understand

It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Don't let it bring you down

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before
But you were there
So how was I to know

That this single bed
Was always meant for two
Not just anyone
It was meant for
Me and you

And now you're half-way round the world
And I'm just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can't hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I'm just a day behind

I wake up in the night
And I turn around and find that you're not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I'm going crazy
Every day confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I to know
That this single bed
Was always meant for two
Not just anyone
It was meant for
Me and you

And now you're half-way round the world
And I'm just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can't hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I'm just a day behind

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before
But you were there
So how was I to know
And now you're half-way round the world
And I'm just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can't hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I'm just a day behind

Just a day behind
Just a day behind
Just a day behind
Just a day behind

Boulevard

Back there somewhere
I can hear her calling out
I've got so much I can tell her
She knows I miss her
I know she thinks about me too
I just cannot wait to kiss her

On the boulevard we dance
I'll tell her if I get the chance
Just what all this means to me
Maybe I'll just say
We can run away
Never look back
Never doubt it

You don't owe me anything
I owe everything to you
Take my hand and
Hold on

I think she likes me
I can see it when she laughs
She won't say it but I see it
Loves to wake me
Just to see if I'm asleep
And just to tell me to move closer

On the boulevard we dance
I'll tell her if I get the chance
Just what all this means to me
Maybe I'll just say
We can run away
Never look back
Never doubt it

You don't owe me anything
I owe everything to you
Take my hand and
Hold on

On the boulevard we dance
I'll tell her if I get the chance
Just what all this means to me
Maybe I'll just say
We can run away
Never look back
Never doubt it
Don't ever look back
Don't ever doubt it

Oh-oh-oh-oh

You don't owe me anything
I owe everything to you
Take my hand and
Hold on

You don't owe me anything
I owe everything to you
Take my hand and
Hold on

Whats it mean to be alone now
hows it feel to be by yourself
you got me, I didn't get you back
then you got me, again

(Chorus)

You got inside through a hole in my defen--ses
and how you fit I'll never understand
but you got into me, and I got into you
and now, I wanna do it again

How's it feel to know now
whatchu think 'bout that
you got me, now we can't go back
you'll never get me again

(Chorus)

you got inside through a hole in my defen--ses
and how u fit i'll never understand
but u got into me, and i got into u
and now i wanna do it again

I only wanna Dance with you
I only wanna Dance with you

You go up down turn around merry go round and round
shake it shake it two times dosie doe cotton eyed joe
run around pull me down never gonna come around
I'm never gonna forget you
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

you got inside through a hole in my defen--ses
and how u fit i'll never understand
but u got into me, and i got into u
and now i wanna do it again

Only wanna dance with you
(i wanna do it again)
Only wanna dance with you
(i wanna do it again)
Only wanna dance with you
(i wanna do it again)
Only wanna dance with you

I used to see you every morning
Even when I didn't want to
You used to like to watch us play downtown
As long as I sang a song for you

But nothing stays the same
And it's drivin' me insane
Oh, you know we've got it so bad
And nothing you can say
Can make me want to stay
But still you're hangin' on

You say you never saw this comin'
So why does it always fall on you
I think you call me every time you see a phone
You hang up but I know its you
So fuck you too!

But nothing stays the same
And it's drivin' me insane
Oh, you know we've got it so bad
And nothing you can say
Can make me want to stay
But still you're hangin' on

DROP DEAD!

And nothing stays the same
And it's drivin' me insane
Oh, you know we've got it so bad
And nothing you can say
Can make me want to stay
But still you're hangin' on

Oh, you know we've got it so bad
But still you're hangin' on
Oh, you know we've got it so bad
But still you're hangin' on

I don't know
When it all began to simmer down.
Suddenly I don't want you around.
And I'm sitting here
I'm drowning in the worries and the fear.
And now I wish it wasn't quite as clear.

Cause I am starting to forget now
It disappears so fast
I'm waiting for "the Question" to be asked.
And if you saw me now
You'd not be disappointed
Somehow I've gotten to a point
And I'm not ever coming back
My minds made up I'm staying for as long as it has taken

(to get)
Close to you, I wanna get, Close to you and
I need more time, (I wanna get)
Close to you, I just want, Close to you and
I'm not sure why!

Sometimes I
I get up in the morning so surprised.
It takes me some time to realize.
Lately I,
Have really wished that you were still around.
Here to pick me up off of the ground.

Cause I am starting to forget now
It disappears so fast
I'm waiting for "the Question" to be asked.
Yea and if you saw me now
You'd not be disappointed
Somehow I've gotten to a point
And I'm not ever coming back
My minds made up I'm staying for as long as it has taken

(to get)
Close to you, I wanna get, Close to you and
I need more time, (I wanna get)
Close to you, I just want, Close to you and
I'm not sure why!

I'm losin' it
Whoa whoa whoa
It makes me sick
Whoa whoa whoa
My minds made up
I'm for staying for as long as it is taking

(to get)
Close to you, I wanna get, Close to you and
I need more time, (I wanna get)
Close to you, I just want, Close to you and
I'm not sure why!

(I wanna get)
Close to you, I wanna get, Close to you and
I need more time, (I wanna get)
Close to you, I just want, Close to you and
I'm not sure why!

Here she comes again
With another boyfriend,
Introduces me and says,
'This is the sweetest guy I've ever known.'
Couldn't say a word
I never say a word
She wraps her arms around my neck.
'You are the sweetest guy I've ever known.'
And I say again "This is the last time"

There she goes again she says I'm her best friend
'We're better off this way' she says
'Cause you're still the sweetest guy I've ever known.'
Her smell stays on my shirt,
I can't say a word
Can't swallow this lump inside my neck
You are the sweetest girl I've ever known.
And I say again "This is the last time"

When you left before I didn't care too much
Cause I just wished you'd go away
(Go away, yeah)
And I see you now and it's just too much
It takes my breath away...
Just like a Suckerpunch

Here she comes again
With another boyfriend,
Introduces me and says,
'This is the sweetest guy I've ever known.'
Couldn't say a word
I never say a word
She wraps her arms around my neck.
'You are the sweetest guy I've ever known'
And I say again...
And I said before...
And I say once more...
"This is the last time"

When you left before I didn't care too much
'Cause I just wished you'd go away
(Go away, yeah)
And I see you now and it's just too much
It takes my breath away...
Just like a Suckerpunch

Just like a Suckerpunch
Yeah just like a Suckerpunch
Just like a Suckerpunch
(Get up, get up)

Is it OK if I speak to you today?
You've been pissed off for a week now
But nothing I could say could make you look up
Or crack up
Is there anything that I can do
Anything to show you

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh you can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

So you tell me that there's nothing left to say
I drive you face the window
Then you're in my face telling me to grow up
I wish you'd grow up
I can't wait until you fall asleep
I wonder if you know that

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh you can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

La
La la la
La la la
La la la
La la la
La la la
La la la
La la la
Whoa!
Uh!

You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh you can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby
You're a bitch
Hey hey
Hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

Yeah you're a bitch but I love you anyway
So why don't you...
Stay

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."
I gave her flowers and some candy, YEA!
She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat."

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball

I bought a car and I let her drive it
YEA! She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red."
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball
And play basketball
And play basketball
And play basketball

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

And I, I just want her to look at me....yup
I, just want her to talk to me....yea!

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.
Oh,oh,oh,oh!
Oh,oh,oh,oh!
Oh,oh,oh,oh!
Oh,oh,oh,oh!
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh, oh!

All I needed was an answer
Didn't ask for nothin more
She said, 'just leave your jacket at the door'
we were locked inside
Again it started her we go

You can hold my hand but dont go back
on me
Just remember that
Its gonna be alright
And you see we can have it all, yeah!
Cant you see that im right here waiting
Looking back at
you and me,
we've got nothing to lose, oh yeah!

So she asked if i could stay there
And i said 'we've been through this before
She said just close your eyes and say you love me (say u love me)
And we were locked inside again

Dont go back
on me
Just remember that
It's gonna be alright
And you see we can have it all, yeah
Cant you see
That im right here waiting, looking back at
you & me
we got nothin' to lose, oh yeah!

All i needed was an answer
Didnt ask for nothin' more
She said 'leave your jacket at the door now'
We were locked inside
Again it started here we go, if you can help me let me know

All i need to kill the pain
(all i need to kill the pain)
Is for someone else to blame
(is for someone else to blame)
And i have waited my whole life
(and i have waited my whole life)
I try to run but i cant hide

Dont go back on me
Just remember that
Its gonna be alright
And you see we can have it all, yeah
Cant you see
That im right here waiting, looking back at
you and me, we got nothing to lose
(lose)
Oh yeah!
Na na na na na
Oh we got nothing to lose now
Na na na na na
No, you and me
Na na na na
Oh, we got nothing to lose now
Na na na na
Oh yeah!
Na na na na
Oh, we got nothing to lose now!
Na na na na na

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before
But you were there
So how was I to know

That this single bed
Was always meant for two
Not just anyone
It was meant for
Me and you

And now you're half-way round the world
And I'm just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can't hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I'm just a day behind

I wake up in the night
And I turn around and find that you're not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I'm going crazy
Every day confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I to know
That this single bed
Was always meant for two
Not just anyone
It was meant for
Me and you

And now you're half-way round the world
And I'm just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can't hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I'm just a day behind

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before
But you were there
So how was I to know
And now you're half-way round the world
And I'm just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can't hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I'm just a day behind

Just a day behind
Just a day behind
Just a day behind
Just a day behind

Cold Shower Tuesdays
Her finger traced I love you
In the palm of my hand
That's still the only time
My belly's ever hit the floor like that

Your feet in my lap
We drove the past
Knowing we would turn around again

Chorus:
Tell her I'm not sorry
Mention my Ferrari
Just don't tell her that
I miss her
She wanted in
I wanted out
And that's the last thing we talked about

Remember how our hands matched
Love lines, same size
I guess I should have checked
To the lifelines were in line

I called on the phone
You still felt alone
And talked about the songs that made you cry

Chorus

Campfire cookies
And John Hughes movies
Jr. mints & cold shower Tuesdays
November shivers and rearview mirrors
And the little things like that

Chorus

It wasn't supposed to be like this
Another dose of fine happiness
I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again
So I got drunk
Had sex with all your friends
You told me to never call your house again

Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
You saved the day
Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
When you threw me away
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of Emily that no-one else could stand
I see you in my dreams at night
I see you when I close me eyes
I just can't seem to say
Emily

You got your money and I got cast, outside
Thrown out on my ass
In the city, with no-one else, nowhere else to go
So I hooked up, this model from Singapore
Emily, I sure am glad you didnt want me anymore

Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
You saved the day
Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
When you threw me away
She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of Emily that no-one else could stand
I see you in my dreams at night
I see you when I close me eyes
I just can't seem to say
Emily
Emily

She was always such a pretty girl
Nobody like her in the world
A little piece of Emily that no-one else could stand
I see you in my dreams at night
I see you when I close my eyes
I just can't seem to say
Emily

Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
You saved the day
Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
You saved the day
Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
Emily, Emily ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhh
You saved my ass

8 o'clock Monday night and
I'm waitin
To finally talk to a
girl a little cooler than me
Her name is
Nona she's a
rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two way but i'm
not quite sure what that means
And when she walks
All the wind blows and
the angels sing
She doesn't notice me
Cause she is watchin wrestling
Creamin over tough guys
Listenin to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin through me
If you were me then you'd
Screamin Someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin to get the
girl all the bad guys want
Girl she's the
girl all the bad guys want
She likes the god smack and
I like a gent orange
Her cd changer's full of
singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some
reefer and a forty
She'll never know that
I'm the best that
she'll never have
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the
angels sing
She'll never notice me
Cause she is watchin wrestling
Creamin over tough guys
Listenin to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin in a Trans Am
Does a mullet make a man
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin Someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin to get the
girl all the bad guys want
As She's the
girl all the bad guys want
As She's the
girl all the bad guys want
girl She's the
girl all the bad guys want
There she goes again
With fishnets on
and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart
I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked
Now I am watchin wrestling
Tryin to be a tough guy
Listenin to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped moped moped
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin Someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin to get the
girl all the bad guys want
girl she's the
girl all the bad guys want
girl she's the
girl all the bad guys want
girl she's the
girl all the bad guys want
girl she's the
girl all the bad guys want
girl she's the
girl all the bad guys want
girl she's the
girl all the bad guys want

I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go

The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day

How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day

Standing here, looking out on the world
And for a second nobody is looking back at me
I never even notice where they go

The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day

How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day

my greatest day

I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go

The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day

my greatest day

It really sucks to give your heart to a girl
You wanna know her like she knows the whole world
But 10 seconds and it's obvious it's goin' nowhere
She makes you tell her that she's your best friend
You tell her things you know won't make her mad
Don't want to be the one to say things are goin nowhere

Where are you now?
(Oh oh oh)
Where are you now?
(Oh oh oh)
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone
And I don't wanna tell you I love you
Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore

It's hard to live outside a safety zone
Cause you remember bein' all alone
Two kinds of misery and either way
You're going nowhere

Where are you now?
(Oh oh oh)
Where are you now?
(Oh oh oh)
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone
And I don't wanna tell you I love you
Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore
Don't wanna tell you I love you
Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore

And she makes me want to be a homosexual
Maybe I'll be your best friend
Maybe see ya naked once in a while

I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna talk
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna wait by the phone
And I don't wanna tell you I love you
Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore
Don't wanna tell you I love you
Don't wanna tell you I love you anymore

I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna rock
I don't wanna tell you I love you anymore

I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I couldn't get away.

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I'm floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
Couldn't get away.

I'm waking up and bakin' Watching the parade cause today's the day I got over you Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed Of the two of us in 1992 You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king I gave you a foot massage I gave you my ring You left me for a drummer cause you said I couldn't sing But, That's ok [CHORUS] Cause there'll be No more mountain climbing in the rain No more Long hair clogging up the drain No more Life will never be the same Life after Lisa is not so bad at all Saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos Did he cover up my name that was fast Can you believe that I'm alive, still not working 9 to 5 And my little band is kicking some ass So when you asked me if I hated you now It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out On sleeping with your roommate every time you passed out But, That's ok [CHORUS] I'll bet you're saying to yourself that you'll find somebody else like me But all I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way that you're getting me to say I'm sorry..........Not today!!! [CHORUS] Cleaning up the house again Listening to House Of Pain Having headaches in my brain Listening to you complain Shopping at the mall again I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say Life after Lisa is not so bad at all!!!!

I'm happy again to be stuck here again
And you're so happy again to be stuck here again
Now we can rap about "the good old days"
Laugh at dumb jokes that you make
It's great to be here and

I'm just elated to be someone you once hated
And its all so complicated
Maybe this time you can come outside your little world
Make out with another girl
If it were up to me

CHORUS
I'd like to buy you flowers everyday
Make everyday a holiday
Carry on and on and on about you and the things you do
The things you do

Im so sorry again you say you're leaving me again
Cause you're not happy again
And I'm left stuck here again
Now you can scream about the little things
Slap me twice across the face
Man it would be great if I could

CHORUS

CHORUS

Chorus (in Spanish)

CHORUS

You said to never ever come back
I wasn't sure exactly what you meant by that
I know that we have had some problems
But I've got solutions in my head

Chorus:
So I jumped out the window
And down the fire escape
Broke the window, who needs car keys anyway?
Climbed through the window, I thought led to your heart
Thrown out the window, there was nothing there to break my fall.

Sorry I sent you all the flowers
I heard your boyfriend wants to shove them up my ass
I never meant to cause you problems
But I've got solutions in my head.

Chorus

You said it's over
You said never again
Why does this happen all the time?
You don't even want to be friends
It makes you happy when I cry
Now all I've got left is my sanity
Now all I've got left is my sanity
And I'm not sure how far it goes.

She works at hot topic His heart microscopic She thinks that its love but to him its sex He listens to emo but fat mike's his hero His bank account's zero What comes next? Same song different chorus It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from punk rock 101 My Dickies your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new vans Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101 She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop She left him for staring at girls and not caring When she cried because she thought Bon Jovi broke up Same song second chorus It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from punk rock 101 My Dickies your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new vans Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101 Don't forget to dely...on the very last word Seven years later he works as a waiter She married a trucker and he's never there The story never changes, just the names and faces Like Tommy and Gina they're living on a prayer Did you just say that? I just said It's stupid, contagious (same song different chorus) To be broke and famous (same song different chorus) Can someone please save us from punk rock 101 My Dickies your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's shoplift some sweatbands for punk rock 101

Remember the summer time we were swinging
On the front porch out in the rain
It was Sunday you were all dressed up again
Then we made out under the window pain

Chorus
And I can still see your dad
Running after me with a shovel in his hand
I don't remember much after that
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...
La la la la, la la la la, Oh oh oh oh...

Remember on Christmas Eve you were crying
I guess you didn't really like the gifts
Porno DVDs and see thru under wear
I should have saved all that for your sister

Chorus

So I guess I'll just run away, run away, run away
He's starting to catch up
Run away, run away
I think I might throw up
Run away, run away

Chorus

She slams the front door
Cuz she knows that I can't stand it
Gives me the finger
Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it.
She calls me sweetheart
Cuz she knows it makes me weak.
She stepped in dog pooh
And I'm still kissing her feet.

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

Chorus:
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home,
I hope that she'll marry me.
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself.

The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it.
That's why she always insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy

Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?

Chorus

I'm waking up
I'm getting out.

Chorus

I got it stuck in a bind
I don't even know why
It sucks to even try
But I won't try anymore
She took the afternoon train
To find a different plane
But life down the drain's
Better than being ignored

I think I'm taking a vacation now
(I'm on holiday)
And maybe I won't rest
Until I've thrown it all away
I've got it down

I'm gonna feel sorry for myself
I want to blame it on everyone else
I want to be self-centered
And make everybody feel sorry for me

Yeah

She sent a postcard again
She said she had a new friend
I hope that by the end
He throws her heart on the floor
She said he's really okay
I really hope that he's gay
It's not a nice thing to say
But I don't care anymore

I think I'm taking a vacation now
(I'm on holiday)
And maybe I won't rest
Until I've thrown it all away
I've got it down

I'm gonna feel sorry for myself
I want to blame it on everyone else
I want to be self-centered
And make everybody feel sorry for me

I'm gonna feel sorry for myself
I want to blame it on everyone else
I want to be self-centered
And make everybody feel sorry for me

My leg fell asleep 'cause you laid on it
There's no reason to dwell on it
It's just not worth it
Remember a year ago
When we played in the snow
Now get out of my head (get out of my head)

I want to feel sorry for myself
I want to blame it on everyone else
I want to be self-centered
And make everybody feel sorry for me

I'm gonna feel sorry for myself
I want to blame it on everyone else
I want to be self-centered
And make everybody feel sorry for me
Feel sorry (sorry, sorry)
For me
Yeah, yeah, yeah

She used to be the happiest girl I knew and
I remember seeing her laugh
I remember the time she cried
When tears filler her eyes
As we sang "Love Song" by Tesla
Her smile is turning upside down
She's got a boyfriend now

She's got a boyfriend now
And it's hard to see
What she's got herself into
She's getting used to
The loneliness that's bottled up inside
She knows she'll stick right through the sad times
And all the bad times
'Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow
She's got a boyfriend now

She always knew she'd find the right guy
Who'd hold her through the night
Someone she'd take to meet her mom
And take her to see Britney Spears
Who knows if Clark Kent is a Superman?
Or if he's just an asshole
Leading on and on
And on and on and on

She's got a boyfriend now
And it's hard to see
What she's got herself into
She's getting used to
The loneliness that's bottled up inside
She knows she'll stick right through the sad times
And all the bad times
'Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow
She's got a boyfriend now
She's got a boyfriend now

Why does it always have to be
Guys like that always get to be the one
She thinks the world of
And why does it always have to be
Girls like that can't ever find someone
Someone like me
And it's hard to know the difference
Between inside and out
When she asks if I can mend her broken heart
I wouldn't know where to start

She got what she always wanted
She got what she always wanted

(She's only crying on the inside)

She's got a boyfriend now
And it's hard to see
What she's got herself into
She's getting used to
The loneliness that's bottled up inside
She knows she'll stick right through the sad times
And all the bad times
'Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow
She's got a boyfriend now

She's got a boyfriend now
And it's hard to see
What she's got herself into
She's getting used to
The loneliness that's bottled up inside
She knows she'll stick right through the sad times
And all the bad times
'Cuz it's up to her to make some sense somehow
She's got a boyfriend now

You got your tongue pierced once
And you say you got another
That you can't show anyone
unless it's under covers
But you're running around
showing everyone your new tattoo

You got an A in class and
you hope no one would notice
You're the smartest kid in school
and it makes you self conscious
And your loser boyfriend's smoking out
in the boy's room
I wish someone would tell you

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
No matter what they tell you
you're beautiful the way you are

And your mama's so happy
you became a cheerleader
Homecoming queen just like your older sister
'til you died your hair pink
and they said what were you drinkin
And it never did sink in
It don't matter what they think

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
Nevermind how ugly they are
No matter what they tell you
you're beautiful the way you are

All the way you are
All the way you are
All the way you are

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
No matter what they tell you
you're beautiful the way you are

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
Don't try to change, yeah
Everybody's got their scars
Nevermind how ugly they are
No matter what they tell you
you're beautiful the way you are

You're a star the way you are
You know you're not fooling anyone, no
You got the eyes of an angel
No matter what they tell you
you're beautiful the way you are
No matter what they tell you
you're beautiful the way you are
No matter what they tell you
you're beautiful the way you are

I saw you there
Your long brown hair
Falling on your face the way it used to fall on mine
At one time
A long time ago
I still remember everything you said to me that night

It's too bad and it's too late
You were such a big mistake
Please don't call here anymore
I used to miss you

Chorus
There's no surfin Colorado anyway
And it's a shame to hear you're happy and you still look at me that way
There's no surfin Colorado anyway, yeah
She never waved to me or said "good Bye"
One night she just left me and her behind

There she goes
And no one knows
What she does to my heart, still, she'll never know
How we speak
Across the room
Eye to eye she's holding him, holding me soon

It's too bad and it's too late
Was it such a big mistake?
You don't call me anymore
And I still miss you

Chorus

Remember the first time
God Damn we got so high
She held me so close that I thought that I might break
And know she's a mile high
And I'm on Texas time
She traded rattlesnakes for bunny runs in Colorado Springs

I'm movin' in, she's movin' out
To Los Angeles
She's got a truck, she's got my stuff
Packed into it

But seven months was just enough
Of puttin' up with me
Imagine that
A baseball bat upside her TV
She says, "She needs some therapy"

You know it seemed so simple before
She could have asked
I would have given her anything
And it's 1, 2, 3
Blame it all on me
And I had to find it out the hard way

She calls me up, she's breakin' down
In Los Angeles
She misses home, she's all alone
She can't handle it

But seven months was just enough
Of putting up with her
You're brand new nose and bigger boobs
Don't change a thing yeah, yeah
You need some therapy
I think you need some help

You know it seemed so simple before
She could have asked
I would have given her anything
And in it's 1, 2, 3
Blame it all on me
And I had to find it out the hard way

And in it's 1, 2, 3
Blame it all on me
And I had to find it out the hard way

She's got a lot to figure out
She's got a lot to think about
She's got a lot to forget about
She's got a lot to live without
So many things to miss about me

You know it seemed so simple before
She could have asked
I would have given her anything
And in it's 1, 2, 3
Blame it all on me
And I had to find it out the hard way

And in it's 1, 2, 3
Blame it all on me
And I had to find it out the hard way

Stand in line behind me
We've got tons of time to
Let it all hang out
Cast the demons out

Once we're in the roof falls
I heard that we have got to raise it up
And let the fucker burn

And this is sure to take awhile
'cause if we're going out, we're goin' out with style
So we all jump around, and we fall to the ground
Like it's the last rock show of our lives
Yowza!

Sail away, sail away with me
I don't have a ship
But we could get one easily
Drift away, drift away with me
On the raft we'll make of memories
On an ocean we can call forever more
Pre chorus:
I want to find
A piece of your mind
I want to see
Your make believe
I don't want to try so hard
I make it hard for you to breathe

Chorus:
Jump into the ocean
Living on a notion
If you're caught up in the motion
Back track and do it again
And if you make it up
I could never get enough
Me and you together
But you've gotta tell me where to begin

Break away, break away from me
No forget that, just sit here and look at me
Summer's day
Summer every day
And we watch the sunset come back up
And somehow know it never goes back down

Pre chorus

Chorus

I've been saving up to buy more time with you
You've been living it up with someone else
And that's okay with me
Because I know it and you know it too

Chorus

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here

oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now

Because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
The reason I breathe is you
And girl you've got me blinded

Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I would do
It's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now

OH because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
(How was I supposed to know)

Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go

And I must confess
that my lonliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe?
That you will be here
and give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here

oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now

Because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
The reason I breathe is you
And girl you've got me blinded

Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I would do
It's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now

OH because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
(How was I supposed to know)

Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go

And I must confess
that my lonliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe?
That you will be here
and give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Here We Go
Here We Go
Everybody's Gonna get down let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down... let's go!

Back up man
Your out of control (yeah)
Your stressed out at full throttle (naw)
Got so many problems I don't need more (yeah)
I'm with my friends we just wanna roll (naw)
Right on through to the other side
Right on through, we will neva hide
Cause this is our town to ride
And our Chevey will fly

Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, Let's Go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.. let's go!

This is our plan understand
We're blastin out music from a foreign land
Reggae and soul,
punk, rock and roll,
boom-box, radio.
With all this music
We don't wanna drop (yeah)
With all this music
We'll never stop
And... nonstop night spot
nonstop night spot, night spot not stop

Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go!

I've been to Kingston
I've been to London, Osaka, Nevada
And back to Brooklyn, I've been to Nevada,
I've been to Stockholm, Sacremento, Fresno,
I've been to Oakland.

It's not about flexin
Or startin a fight
It's not about who's wrong or right
It's all about hanging with your friends tonight
At 7-11 everyday and night

Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go! Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go!

Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of white snake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since

Bruce Springstien, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo’s Fire
She rocked out to Wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she’d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who’s the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
When did reality become T.V.
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows
(Schrynoized voice) on the radio was

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo

She hates time make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop! Stop!
And bring back....

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Woohoohoo Wohoo

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (woohoohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

When I came home my stuff was on the lawn
I thought she was happy, but I was wrong
The note she left it took me by surprise
Said I’ve turned into, some other guy
The things she said that she gave up for me
She says it was a waste of time

Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes

I never saw myself as being alone
And maybe that was my problem, cuz now she’s gone
And I can’t help but think of how things could be (how things could be)
And I hope she’s happy, happy with out me
And all the things she gave up for me,
I took for granted time after time

Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes

And please don’t think I’m complaining
I was just happy to have her for a time
And if you see her tell her I said
”hello and that I’m doing just fine”

Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking
Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don’t mean to, no
You know I don’t mean to
I’m just an asshole sometimes

Guess I don’t really know
I’m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don’t really know
I’m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don’t really know
Guess I’m an asshole sometimes

I almost got drunk at school, at fourteen
Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut, with much bigger breast-es
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would've loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did five years and then seven more
Cause I almost got bopped for a fight with a thug
Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away
And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go, thinking 'bout all the things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift, cause all the baggage weighs a ton
(baggage weighs a ton)
I know we've had our problems, I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you
And I almost had you (almost had you)
Almost had you

I almost wish you would've loved me too

(Ladies and Gentlemen!
In this corner, weighing in at 131 pounds...
I'm sorry, correction, 126 pounds,
It's the girl that broke my heart!
Isn't she lovely folks?
Just look at that smile!
Draws me in every time...)

Someone call a medic, cause I think she's gonna strike again,
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand,
That holds the picture in the heart-shaped frame we bought at Target,
Yes I think we got a problem but I can't put my finger on it.

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.

Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.

(Let's get ready for verse number 2!)

The message on the cell says she's wating on the call for me,
To tell her that I'm sorry, I can come back if I crawl.
But I got bad knees, and I can't say that I'm sorry,
'Cept I'm sorry that I met you, now my guard's up and I'm fightin' dirty.

(Wooh!)

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.

Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.

(7...8...9...10! Knockout!)

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.
Undisputed champ of my world, and I'm begging to be

Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.

(Phone Message)

1...2...1,2,3
Well it's been ugly but we've made it this far
Some have gone but i forget who they are
Now the hangovers are worse, but we get through them fine
Sleeping late but we're not lazy
Getting older but we're still crazy
I'm so glad that I have these friends of mine

It started out in a coffee shop in a most unlikely town
And there were causualties but we made it out anyhow
We stuck together through the good and bad times
Bump fiction blazing saddles and fast times
I'm so glad that I have these friends of mine

Jobs, girls, and obstacles did all but break us down
Night clubs and broken vans in every major town
And I've got your back, and you've got mine
Like Johnny Cash said I'll walk the line
And you can always count on me for one last beer

We saw the world and the world seems smaller
We're getting wider but not getting no taller
And oh, we've grown up just a little at a time
We're sleeping late but we're not lazy
We're getting older but we're still crazy
Im so glad that i have these friends of mine
So glad that I have these friends of mine
So glad that I have these friends of mine

She packed her shit and she left for the city
On the 8:10 train and I still can't believe it
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen
She slammed the door and she gave me the finger
And we fell so fast I still can't remember
You can read it yourself, it's all in the letter
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen

Maybe you're right
we've had a good time
I'll sit around, you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile and get happy

Heard your back did you find what was missing?
Was it just that easy or were you mistaken
Man, I don't even know how we could let this happen
I don't even know how we could let this happen

Maybe you're right
We've had a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile
And just let it shine tonight wherever you are
I hope there's a spot (hope there's a spot)
Save me a smile
And get happy, yeah
Happy, yeah
Happy, yeah

Maybe you're right
We've had a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
Go get your spot, go find your smile
And just let it shine tonight wherever you are
I hope there's a spot (hope there's a spot)
And save me a smile
And get happy
Get happy, yeah
Get happy, yeah

Packed her shit and she left me (find your smile)
Slammed the door and she gave me (find your smile)
Guess she's back in the city (find your smile)
Man, I just hope you're happy

You, you called me out You said your done with me But I can't seem to remember anything at 3am Am I that guy? The one that's happy hanging with my friends And 5 drinks in I'm in love again So if I get drunk and call u up Don't get pissed and don't hang up I know it's late but it's never too late to be Another last call casualty I can't remember what I said But I swear I meant no harm I tried to knock on your window But I set off your alarm And the days dragged on like a tail pipe band The nights they ain't so long And the taxi cab I'm riding in is blaring our favorite song again So if I get drunk and call u up Don't get pissed and don't hang up I know it's late but it's never too late to be Another last call casualty I'm sorry a guy picked up the phone My mind couldn't leave well enough alone And after the seventh time he hit *69 He said if he finds me I'll be dead But im already in my head Since he's the one that's lying with you in your bed So if I get drunk and call u up Don't get pissed and don't hang up I know it's late but it's never too late to be Another last call casualty So if I get drunk and call u up Don't get pissed and don't hang up (another last call casualty) I know it's late but it's never too late to be Another last call casualty Another last call casualty So if I get drunk and call u up Don't get pissed and don't hang up (another last call casualty) So if I get drunk and call u up Don't get pissed and don't hang up (another last call casualty) So if I get drunk and call u up Don't get pissed and don't hang up (another last call casualty)

...2...3...
This song goes out to my good friends
Especially the ones I had before the Grammy Nominations in 2003
And to all the girls from back in high school
Who actually spoke to me even though I was a fat kid and a marching band geek

I hope this song finds you well
And I hope that you're doin' fuckin' swell
I hope that you're back up if you've ever been down
And I hope you got the fuck out of our hometown!

Here comes a shout-out to the professor
Who said, "Son, pick a path and stay the same, cause charisma is the key to opportunity."
And to all the clubs that let us play
To our family and friends and the music stores for giving us gear when we couldn't pay.

I hope this song finds you well
And I hope that you're doin' fuckin' swell
I hope that you're back up if you've ever been down
And I hope you got the fuck out of our hometown!

You know I can't count how many times I've heard people say
(heard people say)
Be proud of where you're from, you're gonna put us on the map
But where the hell were you back in the day?
(back in the day)
No one came to see us so we got the hell out of there, so there.

You have a d-d-d-d-d-d this song goes out to my big brother
For putting up with me following you around
And for making me smile when things at home weren't great
And for not getting pissed when I humped your girlfriend
For letting me take your car to the prom
For beating up the guys that hung my bike in a tree
For hand-me-down albums and guitar with no strings
And for never beating the shit outta me!

I hope this song finds you well
And I hope that you're doin' fuckin' swell
I hope that you're back up cause I know you've been down
I just wish you'd get the fuck out of our hometown!
I hope you get the fuck out of our hometown!
I'm so glad I got the fuck out of our hometown!

You know what I'm talking about, dontcha? Dammit!

I don’t wanna meet your dad
Don’t wanna hump your sister
Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don’t want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don’t wanna learn to dance don’t wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I’m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I’m not a homo

When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn’t put up with that
So no your never taking me back

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
And I don’t want to spend the time
And I don’t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend

She said she needed a break
A little time to think
But then she went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leland
That she met at the bank.
Theres nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain.
I really like Drew Carey
And i'd love to see
The Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame.

So when your done
Doing whatever
And when you're through
Doing whoever
You know Denton county
Will be right here waiting for you.

Come back to Texas
It's just not the same
Since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about
The Lonestar state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And i've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks
North of here anyway.

I think I made a mistake
It's not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit
Then she cleaned out her closet
Guess i'll sit here and wait
For her to come back home
(I wish she'd come back home)
It shouldnt take very long
(So long, so long)
I bet she misses the sunrise
and Mrs. Baird's fruit pies
(but I could be wrong)

So when youre done
Doing whatever
And when you're through
Doing whoever
You know Denton county
Will be right here waiting for you.

Come back to Texas
It's just not the same
Since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lonestar state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And i've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Troy Aikmen wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
And the Bush twins want you back
Pantera wants you back
And Bluebell wants you back

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the whole state's gonna sign

(Come back to Texas
It's just not the same
Since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about
The Lonestar state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And i've got every slow dance saved)


Come back to Texas
It's just not the same
Since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about
The Lonestar state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And i've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks
North of here anyway.
Besides the Mexican food sucks
North of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sucks
North of here anyway, yeah.

(Maybe I'll get through it)
Not much to lean on, I'll get through it
You know I do it to myself anyway
She's got my calls blocked and she's through with it
You know I do it to myself anyway

You know I think it might be time
To give myself a rise and shine
And I'll be happy and my couch is gonna miss me
And all the girls will wanna kiss me

Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (I can't wait around forever)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone (Yeah)

She's got a boyfriend, I'm looking through it
And I can't do it to myself anyway
And I won't slam her cause I blew it
You know I do it to myself anyway

And maybe she doesn't have the time
To deal with issues such as mine
And she'll be happy but I swear she's gonna miss me
Cause all the girls will wanna kiss me

Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (I can't wait around forever)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone

And I
Didn't want us to say
I didn't want us to say (Yeah)
And I
I'm better off this way
I'm better off this way without you anyway

Gotta get my shit together (It's dragging on)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (She might be gone)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone

Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
I've gotta get my shit together (I can't wait around forever)
Gotta get my shit together (She might be gone)
Yea! Oh! C'mon! (Yeah that is BS)

Try not to talk when there's nothing to say.
Kept bottled up, we get carried away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
Then we fall down.

And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..

We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

A second chance, a much better day.
A sunset that just won't go away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
We all fall down.

And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..

We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

And you know you said you'd never end up this way.
Close the door behind you, i just wanna stay for a while.
We all fall down, we all fall down, we all fall..

Down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

Down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

Alright, this is sad, sad, situation. 1…2……..3

Hitched a ride
I was so messed up
But I sure was glad to meet ya
You took my heart like they towed my car
And they're both still broken down
Oh well it looked pretty good on paper
And I've come to find out later that you're insane

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay. Away.

You came to stay cause they were painting your house
And you're still here six months later
You spent my money on god knows what
But it sure did cost a lot

Well it's a sad, sad situation
Now I need a goddamned vacation
Cause you're insane

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay. Away.

I'm self absorbed (self absorbed)
And shallow too (he's shallow too)
And all I wanted was to sleep with you
A basket case, with a pretty face
And I can't take this shit no more. Anymore

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay. Away.

Away
Away

Its not the end of the world
In fact its not even the end of the summer
But thank god the tv is on
Cuz theres no way we could know
Anything that’s goin down
Or how were supposed to be feeling about it
I cant tell you how much I wish we could shut up and smile, yeah

Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone
(throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb
(or maybe I’m a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream and a hug

Take a good look around
Does life really suck
Are we just complaining
I hope that this mic is on (testing 1, 2)
Cuz im on a roll here
I hope this is making some sense
I hope that you’ll throw up your hands and sing it
And tell all the haters that they should just shut up and smile, yeah

Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone
(throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb
(or maybe I’m a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream

All we need is love and beer
And old school metal and holiday cheer
TO be happy
(All you need is someone near)
like ben and jerry
(to hold you close and pretend that they care)

can we all just, get along now
we found something that we all have in common now
we can hold hands, do keg stands
water skiing sounds great to me now

Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we’ll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone
(throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb
(or maybe we’re a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream and a hug

(Chanting “All we need is love and beer”)
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
all we need is some ice cream and a hug

She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative oh never mind let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle's best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breathe
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she's great but then again she's not around
To see her throw a fit, borderlining conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she's all I can think about so I must not be gay
I'm a lunatic and she's my psychopath

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

And we are the lucky ones we'll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we'll start to see
That you and me we're not so crazy

Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine dion
Air Supply
And now… ME

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true (Love songs make me sick cuz they're not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

Love songs make me sick cuz they're not true
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you
Crazy cuz im crazy about you
Your crazy and im crazy about you… yeah

This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat
That I used to wear not to block out the sun
With a john deere logo and a stain on the back
From where you laid me out flat one look I was done

And all these things mean nothing to me
When I’m with you I’ve got everything
I could want and I could need
Even God he would agree
You and I were meant to be
It’s easy to see

I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do

This is the verse about the Parachute pants
That I learned to break dance in and thought I was good
So much for believing the fat guy doesn’t win
get the girl in the end I never thought that I could

And all these things mean nothing to me
When I’m with you I’ve got everything
I could want and I could need
Even God he would agree
You and I were meant to be
It’s easy to see

I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do

I’m not the perfect guy
a little slow but I’ve
Got perfect timing with you
Got perfect timing with you
Take a look around
Outside the in crowd
There aint nothing we cant do

[3X]
I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do

I wanna wake up in your arms
I wanna set off your alarm
I wanna break into your car
and I wanna take out the back seat
The one where you told me everything
I thought I'd always wanted to hear
The one where you told me that it's over

And everytime you look in your rear view mirror
I hope you see me
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together, uh huh

I hope you like your two-seater, no radio
Keymarks parallel to the pinstripes
Windows broken, your t-top's stolen
Now it's one of a kind, thanks for the ride

I gotta get the hell out of dodge
I just spent the whole night avoiding the cops
And I just don't think I'll go to the clink
Just 'cause I took out the backseat

Remember you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
And that's where you told me that it's over

And everytime you look in your rear view mirror
I hope you see me
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together, uh huh

I hope you like your two-seater, no radio
Keymarks parallel to the pinstripes
Windows broken, your t-top's stolen
Now it's one of a kind, thanks for the ride

Can you hear your radio?
I bet you can't hear your radio
So you'll never know I wrote this song (for you)
Sorry that your tires are flat
No, you really weren't expecting that
Guess I got a little carried away

So when you look in your rear view mirror
I hope you see me there

I hope you like your two-seater, no radio
Keymarks parallel to the pinstripes
Windows broken, your t-top's stolen
Now it's one of a kind, thanks for the ride

(No radio) Two-seater, (No radio) thanks for the ride
Two-seater, thanks for the ride
Two-seater, thanks for the ride

Woo-hoo-hoo

Woo-hoo-hoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV, is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been, alright

Since Bruce Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to wham
Not a big Limp Biscuit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen
When did reality, become T.V.
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows

On the radio was

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop!
Stop!
Stop!

And bring back

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Oh no here we go,
here we go again
You were so afraid
you let me back in
Back in thru a door
you had long forgot
Its resistance is shot,
mine was not
But I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?

Oh look there she goes
There she goes again
She keeps on checkin out
Checkin out her friends
I swear you'll never know
Know what's on her mind
Wish she'd given in
At least one time, Cuz

I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?

Get up get up, whatcha doing in bed
I think it's all in your head
Get up get up, no don't sleep sunday morning
And there's a whole world around you gotta let in
Especially the girls, we all like the girls

I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
instead of bi-polar

You've got style, You've got class
You've got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass
I made him angry, I made him annoyed
When I sent you dirty pictures from my polaroid

Sorry about the tracks in your yard
For taking out the tree and for hitting your dog
I didn't see him coming, he was moving to fast
Here's a hundred dollars for the bodycast

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

I saw you at the club downtown
We danced together till you turned around
and saw me in my travolta pose
Then you kicked me in the nuts and ya broke my nose

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so damn lucky to be with a guy like me

What can I say, feeling lonely
So do you think we could hang around, you get to know me
Tell me things you'd like to show me, Tie me up like I'm a pony,
Ride me to the moon, you can spank me till i'm black and blue
and bleeding too and begging you to stop!

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so damn lucky to be
So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me

I got lost inside my head again I guess
I made quite a mess of the whole thing
I've lost count of all the ways I've let you down
Should have been around more

So what do you say

Let's call it a day and get back home?
Let me make it up to you
I'd rather be holding you
For all that I put you through

You know I was stupid
Can I make this up to you?
You know I don't mean to
I know I'm a loser but I'm not losing you

I think back to all the dumb things that I've said
How most of it just left me feeling down
And I should thank you 'cuz I know I never did
Thank you most of all for keeping me around

So what do you say

Let's call it a day and get back home?
Let me make it up to you
I'd rather be holding you
For all that I put you through

You know I was stupid
Can I make this up to you?
You know I don't mean to
I know I'm a loser but I'm not losing you

If I could get this right maybe just this time
If I could hit rewind and do it all again
And from the very first night I would hold you so tight

And if we had a big fight I know I'd let you win
Just give me one more last chance
Just give me one more last chance

Let me make it up to you
I'd rather be holding you
For all that I put you through

You know I was stupid
Can I make this up to you?
You know I don't mean to
I know I'm a loser

Let me make it up to you
I'd rather be holding you
For all that I put you through

You know I was stupid
Can I make this up to you?
You know I don't mean to
I know I'm a loser but I'm not losing you

Woo-hoo-hoo

Woo-hoo-hoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV, is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been, alright

Since Bruce Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to wham
Not a big Limp Biscuit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen
When did reality, become T.V.
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows

On the radio was

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo-hoo-hoo

She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop!
Stop!
Stop!

And bring back

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

You've got style, You've got class
You've got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass
I made him angry, I made him annoyed
When I sent you dirty pictures from my polaroid

Sorry about the tracks in your yard
For taking out the tree and for hitting your dog
I didn't see him coming, he was moving to fast
Here's a hundred dollars for the bodycast

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

I saw you at the club downtown
We danced together till you turned around
and saw me in my travolta pose
Then you kicked me in the nuts and ya broke my nose

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so damn lucky to be with a guy like me

What can I say, feeling lonely
So do you think we could hang around, you get to know me
Tell me things you'd like to show me, Tie me up like I'm a pony,
Ride me to the moon, you can spank me till i'm black and blue
and bleeding too and begging you to stop!

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so damn lucky to be
So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me

[howls]

Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf would want

Listen to me [howl]

Little Red Ridin' Hood
I don't think even big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone

[howls]

What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
So, just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a way

What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So, untill you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk, with me and be safe

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Till I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walkin' with you alone

[howls]

Little Red Ridin' Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf, so I won't

[howls]

What a big heart I have
The better to love you with
Little Red Ridin' Hood
Even bad wolves can be good

I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grandma's place

Little Red Ridin' Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want

[howls]
(Baaa)

If there's something strange in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things running through your head
Who can you call? - Ghostbusters!
An invisible man sleeping in your bed
Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone, pick up the phone
And call - Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!
If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost
Then you, you'd better call - Ghostbusters!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call - Ghostbusters!
Ow!

Who you gonna call - Ghostbusters!
(Repeat to fade)

(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

Somebody pinch me
coz i cant believe im here
this is somethin that i've dreamed of all my life
dreamed of all my life

and i cant believe
that it all comes down to this,
and this is something that i've waited for all my life,
waited for my whole life

and now its 2 men on,
2 men gone, better up

(lets go)

ready or not
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
ready or not
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
ready or not
omaha nebraska,
coz here we come
(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

Somebody pinch me
coz i cant believe im here
this is somethin that i've dreamed of all my life
dreamed of all my life

and i cant believe
that it all comes down to this,
and this is something that i've waited for all my life,
waited for my whole life

and now its 3 and 2
me and you, better off

(lets go)

ready or not
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
ready or not
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
ready or not
omaha nebraska,
coz here we come
here we come
here we come

(2,3,4)

(doo doo dooo)

(doo doo dooo)

ready or not
omaha nebraska
ready or not
omaha nebraska
ready or not
omaha nebraska
coz here we come

ready or not
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
ready or not
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
ready or not
omaha nebraska,
coz here we come

ready or not(doo doo dooo)
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
ready or not(doo doo dooo)
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
ready or not(doo doo dooo)
omaha nebraska
omaha nebraska
coz here we come
here we come
here we come

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here

oh baby baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now

Because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
The reason I breathe is you
And girl you've got me blinded

Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I would do
It's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause I need to know now

OH because...
My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
(How was I supposed to know)

Oh pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go

And I must confess
that my lonliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe?
That you will be here
and give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

My lonliness is killing me
And I, I must confess I still believe, still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Up every mornin' just to keep a job
I gotta fight my way through the husslin' mob
Sounds of the city poundin' in my brain
While another day goes down the drain

But it's a five o'clock world when the whistle blows
No one owns a piece of my time
And there's a five o'clock me inside my clothes
Thinkin' that the world looks fine, yeah
Holiday, yeah...

Tradin' my time for the pay I get
Livin' on money that I ain't made yet
Gotta keep goin', gotta make my way
While I live for the end of the day

'Cause it's a five o'clock world when the whistle blows
No one owns a piece of my time
And there's a long-haired girl who waits, I know
To ease my troubled mind, yeah
Holiday, yeah...

In the shelter of her arms everything's okay
She talks and the world goes slippin' away
And I know the reason I can still go on
When every other reason is gone

In my five o'clock world she waits for me
Nothin' else matters at all
'Cause everytime my baby smiles at me
I know that it's all worthwhile, yeah
Holiday, yeah... (x3)

(Fade)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star,
And The Rest,
Here on Gilligans Isle.

VERSE 1:
I've got the keys to the car
I'm goin out on an afternoon vacation
They all know where I'm gonna go

BRIDGE:
The sun is shining down and
There is no one else around now
Wish you were here to hear me say
This is gonna be my greatest day

CHORUS:
How far would I go
How long would I stay
To see it all
To carry it all back with me again
How hard would I try
Just to hear everybody say
This is gonna be my greatest day

VERSE 2:
Standing here, looking out on the world
And for a second nobody is looking back at me
I never even notice where they go

Here We Go
Here We Go
Everybody's Gonna get down let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down... let's go!

Back up man
Your out of control (yeah)
Your stressed out at full throttle (naw)
Got so many problems I don't need more (yeah)
I'm with my friends we just wanna roll (naw)
Right on through to the other side
Right on through, we will neva hide
Cause this is our town to ride
And our Chevey will fly

Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, Let's Go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.. let's go!

This is our plan understand
We're blastin out music from a foreign land
Reggae and soul,
punk, rock and roll,
boom-box, radio.
With all this music
We don't wanna drop (yeah)
With all this music
We'll never stop
And... nonstop night spot
nonstop night spot, night spot not stop

Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go!

I've been to Kingston
I've been to London, Osaka, Nevada
And back to Brooklyn, I've been to Nevada,
I've been to Stockholm, Sacremento, Fresno,
I've been to Oakland.

It's not about flexin
Or startin a fight
It's not about who's wrong or right
It's all about hanging with your friends tonight
At 7-11 everyday and night

Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go! Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down, let's go
Here we go
Here we go
Everybody's gonna get down.... let's go!

Moving forward using all my breath,
Being friends with you was never second best,
And I saw the world crashing all around your face,
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace.

I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with you

(You should know better) Dream of better lives the kind which never hate
(You should see) Trapped in a state of imaginary grace
(You should know better) I made a pilgrimage to save this human's race
(You should see) Never comprehending a race that's long gone by

(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you

The future's open wide

I'll stop the world and melt with you
(I'll stop the world) You've seen some changes and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you

The future's open wide

I'll stop the world
I'll stop the world
I'll stop the world

I'll stop the world and melt with you
(I'll stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
And there's nothing you and I won't do
(I'll stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you

I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world and melt with you)
I'll stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world and melt with you)

From here to the stars,
With my candy bars,
Rides a kid
With a knack
For inventions.

A super-powered mind,
A mechanical canine,
He rescues the day
From sure destruction.

He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time

So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmoshpere,

Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!

No matter where you are,
You know he can't be far,
Watching the world
Through x-ray vision

And whenever he's around,
Where adventure can be found,
You know that Jimmy Neutron's
On a mission

He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time

So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmoshpere,

Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
It's Jimmy Neutron!

[howls]

Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf would want

Listen to me [howl]

Little Red Ridin' Hood
I don't think even big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky old woods alone

[howls]

What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
So, just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a way

What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So, untill you get to grandma's place
I think you ought to walk, with me and be safe

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Till I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walkin' with you alone

[howls]

Little Red Ridin' Hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf, so I won't

[howls]

What a big heart I have
The better to love you with
Little Red Ridin' Hood
Even bad wolves can be good

I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grandma's place

Little Red Ridin' Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want

[howls]
(Baaa)

Me, I never had a clue.
But now me, I've got you.
Me and you've got something that has long been overdue.
I hope you hang around, and baby, we'll get down.
We'll get down and boogie, and we're gonna paint the town.

So honey take my hand.
Could I please have this dance...
I'm all in...
I'm gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...

You, such a dream come true.
To me a dream is you.
I love to watch you laugh and sing like only you can do.
So won't you hold my hand,
And save me your last dance...
I'm all in...

We're gonna live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now.

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long
I guess I've never felt this way...

And I'll be your happy ever after, you'll be mine.
And now my whole world's brighter with you here by my side...

Everybody live it up... Right now.
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody live it up... Right now. (Let's live it up right now...)
Everybody give it up... Right now. (Let's live it up...)

You know it's been too long
It's been too long,
It's been too long,
Since I've felt this way.
It's been too long
It's been too long,
Too long
Since I've felt this way
Since I've felt this way
I guess I've never felt this way.

you've got me under your thumb
sometimes i feel so dumb
you put a smile on my face
but only sometimes
you make me weak in the knees
i think its cute when you sneeze
i think your shoes are so cool
sometimes

you talk too much for me to figure out my motivation
don't you know that your the only one

(chorus:)
(sometimes)
its not the things you say
sometimes you're just in the way
sometimes i feel like i cant live without you
(sometimes)
i swear you make me sick
sometimes i just want to kiss you
and tell you i love you
sometimes

you say you think i'm a square
don't like the cloths that i wear
you know i really don't care
well maybe sometimes
we made out at the show
i think i should let you know
that you could sure use a breathmint
sometimes

you talk to much for me to figure out my inspiration
don't you know that you're the only one

(chorus)

now i'm not saying that i'm really any better
man i swear she's such a pretty girl
(a pretty girl) a pretty girl
i know she has her days and looks at me exactly the same way
i know sometimes
i bring her down
but every once in a while
i make her smile

sometimes
it's not the things you say
sometimes you're just in the way
sometimes i feel like i cant live without you

(chorus)

for you i'd eat tofu
and i don't like tofu
but you make me so happy sometimes

(you'v got me under ur thumb
sometimes i feel so dumb
you put a smile on my face
but only sometimes
you make me weak in the knees
i think it's cute when you sneeze
i think your shoes are so cool
but only sometimes
you'v got me under your thumb
sometimes i feel so dumb
you put a smile on my face
but only sometimes)
you make me so happy sometimes

(in that last part he said "sometimes" a few times)

There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
A red rose up in Spanish Harlem
It is a special one, it's never seen the sun
It only comes out when the moon is on the run
And all the stars are gleaming
It's growing in the street right up through the concrete
It's soft and sweet and dreamin'

There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
There is a rose in Spanish Harlem

You got your tongue peirced once
and you say you got another that you can't show
anyone unless it's undercovers
but you are running around
showing everyone your new tatooYou've got an A in class
and you hope no one would notice
your the smartest kid in school
and it makes you self conceious
and your loser boyfriend smoking out in the boys room
I wish somone would tell you(chorus)
Your a star the way you are
you know your not fooling anyone
no you've got the eyes of an angel
don't try to change ya
everybody's got their scars
(everybody's got their scars)
no matter what they tell ya
your beautiful the way you areAnd your mama's so happy
you became a cheerleader
homecoming queen just like your older sister
till you died your hair pink
and they said what where you drinking
and it never did sink in
it dont matter what they think 'cuz(chorus)
Your a star the way u are
you know your not fooling anyone
no you've got the eyes of an angel
don't try to change ya
everybody's got their scars
(everybody's got thier scars)
that reminds how ugly they are
no matter what they tell ya
your beautiful the way you areoh the way you are
(oh the way you are)
oh the way you are
(oh the way you are)
oh the way you are
(oh the way you are) yeah............(chorus)
Your a star the way you are
you know your not fooling anyone
no you've got the eyes of an angel
don't try to change ya
everybody's got their scars
(everybody's got their scars)
no matter what they tell ya
your beautiful the way you are
x2

Another rollercoaster ride,
We were stuck in overdrive,
You were broken hearted, i was alright,
When i met you.

She tried to ditch me, and i tried to hate her
But we're still here ten breakups later.

I've got this figured out,
But still don't understand her (Woo ooo Woo ooo)
She's like the perfect wave in shark infested sea, (Woo ooo Woo ooo)
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let her go,
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.

My friends told me "Man you're gonna crash,
A car like that'll knock you on your ass",
I told them all that they could eat our dust,
And we're still truckin' on.

She tried to ditch me, and i tried to hate her
But we're still here ten breakups later.

I've got this figured out,
But still don't understand her (Woo ooo Woo ooo)
She's like the perfect wave in shark infested sea, (Woo ooo Woo ooo)
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let her go,
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.

Seems like I never win, I never learned how to swim,
I spend my whole life treadin' water,
You got me off of the beach and now I'm back in the reef,
You can be my life preserver.
Ba-ba-da-ba [x6] (Woo ooo wooo ooo)

I've got this figured out,
But still don't understand her (Woo ooo Woo ooo)
She's like the perfect wave in shark infested sea, (Woo ooo Woo ooo)
When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let her go,
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow. [x2]

Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.

Such a big man, such a little chick.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick- up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window
""Rest in Peace Number 3"".
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of makeup
Just to hide her beat up face.
Such a pretty face.
[CHORUS]
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She's wearing shades
Behind the tinted glass.
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass.
Tell her that you're sorry.
Blame it on the beer.
Your dad was mean to you.
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do too.
Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
Takin her away, but you won't say when.
Hold her in your arms,
Tell her this won't happen again.
When will this end? Well
[CHORUS]
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
With his trusty nun-chucks
Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from ""Danger, Danger"".
Let's get the A-Team,
50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards.
[CHORUS]
Start runnin' now.
We're gonna kick your ass!

I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don't like to get brought down.
With anything about us and our kick ass true love tale.
Sorry I swore just then cause I know how you hate it.
And that cake you baked really sucked...but I ate it.

Because I love you more then you could ever imagine.
Here's a friendly goodbye 5,6,7

Ain't that a bee with an ich?
Ain't that a mother trucker.
You can go to h-e-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself.
Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through....
SO F-YOU! f-you

I can hang it out to dry cause I know how you like all your laundry beat.
And not just thrown around like a chain saw in need you juggling.
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know, how you hate it,
and that home made porn I said that I erased, well I saved it.

Because I love you more then you could ever imagine.
Here's a friendly goodbye 5,6,7

Ain't that a bee with an itch?
Ain't that a mother trucker?
You can go to h-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself.
Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through....
SO F-YOU! f-you....F-you!
f-you and the horse you ride in on.

I sent you a post card that says I'm glad you're not here.
I bought you a tee shirt, but I used it to wipe up the beer.
So now I'm spilling my guts to my friends about you.

And I haven't found anything else nice to say.
But f-you. f-you...5,6,7

Ain't that a bee with an ich?
Ain't that a mother trucker.
You can go to h-e-double-hockey sticks and f-yourself.
Cause I'm flipping, gosh darn sick of all the s-word you put me through....
SO F-YOU! f-you. F-YOU, f-you
F-YOU!!! That's right!

I was out on the front line, doin' just fine.
Put it all behind me
'til I cam across a letter from an old friend,
Askin' "How you been?"
Stopped me dead in my tracks
And shot me right back there to '02
And it was me and you
What am I supposed to say?
I hope I don't fall head over heals
Cause I know how it's gonna feel.
And I don't think I could live through you again.

[CHORUS]
So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
Because it hurts a lot, like it or not.
If it comes down to love or money,
It won't be love love love
It won't be love love love.
And I know I should know better.
Man, I hate this stuff. Don't let it be love.

Let's think in the front line.
I'm on the drop line.
So fill me in, bash me over the head.
Wish I was dead. Time heals everything,
Time heals everything.
At least that's what I've read.
Here we go again. We're head over heals
And I know how it's gonna feel.
When it crashes and it burns
It'll be too much. So

[CHORUS]

And if I ever hear that song again
I just might kill someone.
Not literally
But the thought has crossed my mind.

So don't don't don't
Let it be love love love
I'm much better with
WHAM! BAM! Thank you Ma'am

[CHORUS]

Stop before you get my started
Maybe I'll just go
I'm not exactly broken hearted
But I think you already know
That there's more to the story that I'm givin' up
Maybe I should just grow up
There's a picture of a girl somewhere
That fits this empty frame
And there's a song here somewhere with a happier refrain
It came to me, I think they call it an epiphany
Man that's a big word
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass,
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
I try so hard not to remember
I wish I could forget
The thoughts of you in syndication
Just like the time I met Joan Jett
At a Grammy party on a Saturday night
After you and me had a big fight
There's a picture of a boy somewhere that fits your empty frame
I tried switching the station,
But the song stays the same
It came to me, think they call it an epiphany
That line was lame
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
[Bridge]
Are you still at home?
Or did you go to Rome?
I swear I think I saw you on some Italian movie
Showing on the plane
I couldn't read your name
Subtitles don't work on the credits,
Man that's a shame
And it's a shame 'bout me and you
No one to blame but, you
[Chorus:]
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat somewhat documented
And depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass
Or a gas tank in my car
If you can hear me now,
If you can hear me now,
If you can hear me now,
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Wherever you are
I think they call it an epiphany

Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
You know ya left the window open
And now the cat is gone
And my girlfriend says
you're really sweet what the hell is going on?
You never gave me back my leather jacket
And now it's out of style
And I warned you that that instance
Would set my house on fire
Now i'm not going to beat you up
Or drag you through the mud
I just want all my CD's back
In the cases with the hard work still intact
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
When friends like You-o-o-ou
Who needs friends?
Like when the guy put you in Reno,
Had a lawyer for a dad.
He got ours mixed up and sued my ass.
Man that was really cool
Of you to fix me up with a girl from work
That used to be a guy
When you lost all my money on the superbowl
It made me WANT TO CRY!
I'm not going to beat you up
or drag you through the mud
When the pending file sharing suit goes down
And why'd you need
The whole Metallica catalog anyway?
We haven't liked them for ten years.
We like the Queers, we like beers
Stuck with Van Halen through the shitty years.
Now its over
YEAH!
You know ya left the back door open
AND NOW THE DOG IS GONE
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
And you never gave me back
My leather jacket and now it's outta style
I should have beat you
With your burkenstock
When you set my house on fire!
FRIENDS LIKE YOU!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
When friends like you-o-o-ou
Like you-o-ou who needs friends?

Four years you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when you graduate
You take a look around and say HEY WAIT
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Aw that's just great
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends
Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary Kate lose all that weight
And Katie had a baby so I guess tom's straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five
Reese Witherspoon,
She's the prom queen
Bill Gates,
Captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I've seen it all before
I want my money back
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's in the clubs, who's on the drugs,
Who's throwing up before they digest
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends
High school never ends
High school never ends
Here we go again

(This fucking song is all personality)
(Dude, that's the shit!)

Well we've all heard about
How the guys in the band
Weren't the popular kids in school
And now you hate your parents
'Cause of the way you turned out,
But in the end the blame's on you

And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart
And your really artistic worldly views,
It sells records when you're sad these days,
It's super cool to be mad these days

I think rock and roll is really funny
When it's serious

Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful
Don't hate us if we make you smile,
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better
On a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!) Whooooo!

Let's start a movement, let's start it right now
And if you don't know where to start
I can show you, I'm your new team captain
Put your left hand over your heart
And repeat after me...

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
(It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual)
Chris, Gary? (Yeah, buddy?) You guys wanna join in?
(Sure. Ah, man. Sorry, dude)
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
(It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual)
Very nice. Very - nice.

Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're miserable
Don't hate us if we make you smile,
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)

That's right, ladies and gentleman!
Pick up the phone,
'Cause Bowling For Soup is on the line!
And you don't have to be sad anymore!
You don't have to be mad anymore!
We can all join hands and do ring around
The freaking rosie!
In fact, can we can get some "La la"s up in here?

It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days
I think rock and roll is really funny
When it's serious

Yo, where're my "La la"s at!

La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la

You were right all along.
You know I hate that, admitting I was wrong.
So I don't answer the phone when it's you.
It's funny when I see the caller I.D.
Shows the phone line's still in your dad's name.
So hey, I'm doing OK.

And I'll get back to you if you come back to me.
Your voice is so Marilyn Monroe.
It's funny how that makes me wanna smash the phone.
I wonder if J.F.K. ever felt this way.
All alone, like Summer when it snows.
So out of place, so out of those fake smiles.
I used to do so well.
And here's the part of the song
Where I start to break down like my broken heart.
But it's not gonna matter
The lines are all down from a hurricane
They should have named after you.
Maybe I should get a Scorpions ringtone
To remind me of you.

[CHORUS]
So hey, I'm doing OK.
And I'll get back to you if you come back to me.
Oh, here we go.
Just like a broken record skippin' apart
That we both oughta know by heart.
([2nd time:]
And I can still hear you singing along)

We were right there,
And now it seems so tragic.
No happy ending,
Now this whole thing seems so drastic.
You asked me 20 times
Where we could find our magic.
Ask David Copperfield or even Rick O'Casic.
David Blaine,(where's the magic?)
Lance Burton, (where's the magic?)
Harry Potter,(where's the magic?)
I used to think pop rocks were magic.
Sigfried and Roy, (where's the magic?)
Shaquille O'Neal,
(why'd you leave the magic?)
You asked me 20 times,
Or was it 28,
And your greatest trick ever
Was your great escape.

[CHORUS]

I woke up today.
That was my first mistake.
Woulda been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was havin' bout a brighter day.
Yesterday, I gave my heart away.
By the middle of the day,
You could search for a sucker
and buy it now on ebay.
[CHORUS 1]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like everybody's got a way
to say ""I'm doing OK.""
I'm OK as long as you're happy-
Without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold.
Oh yeah you're cold.
Popsicle lovin, pie crusts,
Promises, ice cream kisses
That I'm really gonna miss you.
Smithsonian, peppermint,
Sugar coated accident, empty locker, cavity,
And now we're just history.
And this is all I ever wnated.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomache ache?
I threw up today.
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time and rewrite these lines
But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary.
""What's that?"" you say.
You say you're not so OK.
Looin down from the top of a 30-foot drop.
That's exactly what you wanted.
[CHORUS 2]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like yesterday you got your way.
But I am doing OK.
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket
To keep you warm when you're cold.
This is all I ever wnated.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomacheache?
And this is much more than I needed.
(Can I have some Ginger Ale?)
I feel the agony of the defeated.
(Tell her she can go to hell.)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearin when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers.
But it's mine. That shit is mine.
Popsicle lovin, pie crusts,
Promises, ice cream kisses
That I'm really gonna miss you.
Smithsonian, peppermint,
Sugar coated accident, empty locker,
Cavity, and now we're just history. [x3]

Man, you're really one heck of a guy
best friend since Jr. High
you showed me Playboy for the very first time
that was rad

We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the first row
I pierced your ear right before the show
we stole your brother's beer and he didn't know, whoa

Whoa, your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?)

That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion
I know you know she used to be my girl
you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
and did I mention that you both suck dot com?
now your stuck with her
like melincamp is stuck with cougar
guess that makes me the luckiest loser

I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard
getting in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
that was rad

She's got a glow from her spray on tan
Marilyn Manson is her favorite band
I really think she mite worship satan
not a fan

Whoa, Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?)

That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion
I know you know she used to be my girl
you should run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
and did I mention that you both suck dot com?
now she's stuck with you
like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
guess that makes me the luckiest loser

Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
you deserve each other
A Lethal Weapon when you take her home to meet your mother
she was a superstar
backseat of my car
those days are over now, but life goes on, yeah

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) (just wanna get some?)
Yeah

That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion
I know you know she used to be my girl
you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb
and did I mention that you both suck dot com?
now your stuck with her
like melincamp is stuck with cougar
like number two on a pooper scooper
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser

That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion (luckiest loser)
I know you know she used to be my girl (luckiest loser)
you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb (luckiest loser)
and did I mention that you both suck?

Judy has a dad that might as well be dead
A case they may have in every other kid
But she's a much more beautiful person than you'll ever know
She hates the world, at least the one outside
She's a MySpace kid living a virtual life
And she's a much more beautiful person than she'll ever know
[Pre-Chorus:]
Close your eyes and the time zips by
In this life, it's okay to cry sometimes
It can be hard to see when it's right in front of you
[Chorus:]
You're gonna smile sometimes
And worlds will collide
I know you're tired of waiting (waiting)
So when you're through with hating (hating)
You'll be a much more beautiful person
And now you know
And now you know
Tommy can't help but feeling alone
Walking the halls with his head hung low
And he's a much more beautiful person than he'll ever know
High School kids can be so nasty
In a cut-throat world for popularity
A much more beautiful person than he'll ever know
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
And you don't feel so lucky
But I've seen so many things in you
Believe me, I know just what you're going through
so stand up and take a bow
hold your head high don't ever let them get you down
it's all about you and that's not how they do
You're gonna smile sometimes
And worlds will collide
I know you're tired of waiting (waiting)
So when you're through with hating (hating)
You'll be a much more beautiful person
You'll be a much more beautiful person
You'll be a much more beautiful person
And now you know
And now you know
And now you know

I always thought my movie
Would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy that its become
More slapstick than chickflick
More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium
For a lifetime of contribution
Turn on the cameras
Someone cue the extras
Hair and makeup to the set
Because the big screen's callin
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
'bout a guy with a broken heart
Is fallin apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
So if you miss my movie
Get the DVD
Check out the chemistry
Between you and me
Less 'Raising Arizona'
More 'Steel Magnolias'
So when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
A super soaker filled with pee
Because the big screen's callin
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is fallin apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl
All apologies
To kevin costner
and that chick from monster
Give me Adam Sandler,
Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
He was funny in 'Real Genius'
[Greg]
What about 'Top Gun'?
[Jaret]
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
[Greg]
Whatever
Top secret was funny too
Because the big screen's callin
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is fallin apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl

Well i know that it's early and it's too hard to think
and the broken empty bottle's a reminder in the sink
but i thought that i should tell you, if it's not too late to say
i can put back all the pieces, they just might not fit the same
cuz nothing's worth losing
especially the chance to make it right
and i know that we're gonna be fine
and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
as long as we live times passes by
and we won't get it back when we die
well i know it's been years now and i don't look the same
and the hopes and dreams you had for me you thought went down the drain
and the room feels so empty where my pictures used to be
and i can't say that i blame you.but you can't blame me
cuz nothing's worth losing
especially the chance to make it right
and i know that we're gonna be fine
and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
as long as we live times passes by
and we won't get it back when we die
come over, come over
cuz i gotta know if i am doing this all on my own
come over, come over
how can't i show you if you're not here?
and i know that we're gonna be fine
and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
as long as we live times passes by
and we won't get it back when we die
come over, come over
i gotta know
well i know that it's early...

Remember Back At Ryder High
Wishing On Stars In The Texas Sky
I Got Your Name Tattooed
Across My Heart How Could We Lose

Back In Black When We Were Hand In Hand
Two Young Kids Like Jack And Diane
Falling At The Speed Of Light
Burning Up Never Felt So Right

So Why I Don't Miss You
Tell Me What I Am Supposed To Do
After All The Shit That We've Been Through
I Can't Feel A Thing
Maybe I Was Too High
Maybe I Just Sobered Up Too Soon
You're Still On The Dark Side Of The Moon
And Always On My Mind
So Why Don't I Miss You

So Many Nights We Drove Around
King And Queen Of The Whole Damn Town
Voted Most Likely To Succeed
We Were Everybody's Meant To Be

Burned Out Plans To Take Over The World
Did I Fuck It Up, Or Did We Just Get Bored
Kept Losing At The Same Old Game
We Had Our 15 Minutes Of Fame
We Took It All The Way
You Can't Say We Didn't Try

So Why I Don't Miss You
Tell Me What I Am Supposed To Do
After All The Shit That We've Been Through
I Can't Feel A Thing
Maybe I Was Too High
Maybe I Just Sobered Up Too Soon
You're Still On The Dark Side Of The Moon
And Always On My Mind
So Why Don't I Miss You

Why Don't I Miss The Way You Laugh
At Everything I Say
You Mom's Apple Pie Always Blew Me Away
It's Funny How I Always Write The Same Old Song
I Wonder If You Ever Sing Along With Me

Sing Along With Me
So Why I Don't Miss You
Tell Me What I Am Supposed To Do
After All The Shit We've Been Through
I Can't Feel A Thing
Maybe I Was Too High
Maybe I Sobered Up Too Soon
You're Still On The Dark Side Of The Moon
And Always On My Mind
So Why Do I Miss You

Her name is Wena.
Hey, have you seen-a?
Everyone says she's amazing.
She gets so jealous,
She sticks her head up
When I'm checkin' out the ladies.
And she needs so much attention
She's always hangin' around.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Take a look at my Wena.

My little Wena,
Queen of the scene
And all the girls wanna be around her
Her skin is so soft,
I can't keep my hands off
Ever since the day I found her.
And she'll make your heart beat faster
With the wink of an eye.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(My Wena)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Have you seen my Wena?
Get a load o' my…

Sometimes she can't sleep at night
And I wake up and she's just a-lookin' at me
And she snuggles up tight when it's cold outside
She likes to show off when we're walkin' the beach
And she's always up for goin' extra innings
She's a sucker for a happy ending.
And we may not always agree,
But she's always here with me.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
She cries when I turn out the light
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
My Wena.
(Take a look at my Wena).

My Wena is lonely tonight.
(My wonderful Wena)
She cries when I turn out the light
(She wants to get between ya)
She's only happy when I'm holdin' her tight
Oh, My Wena.
My wonderful Wena

he told everybody goodbye
he had a look in his eye
like this could be the last time
i knew you were feelin down
i wish that i had been around more
could i have changed things
maybe i could have changed things

and its the rainy days that mostly remind me

Goodbye freind
i hope you found
the answers you were lookin for
goodbye friend
i dont think you ever knew
that there is someone here
who misses you

you were my biggest fan
together forever and then
so many things i shouldve known
you were always there to help me along
you were always there to sing my song
i wish had told you
man i sure hope i told you

and its the rainy days that mostly remind me
and its the crazy crazy days i need you here

Goodbye freind
i hope you found
the answers you were lookin for
goodbye friend
i dont think you ever knew
that there is someone here

selfishly
im mad at you
for making me feel like this
i wish i could talk to you
like i used to
tell you that sometimes i hate you for doing
this to the people
i loved you so
they look at me
like im supposed to know
and now im tired
so thank you for saying goodbye
and letting me know we're alright
i hope that i deserved that

Goodbye freind
i hope you found
whatever you were lookin for
goodbye friend
i dont think you ever knew
that there is someone here

Goodbye freind
i hope you found
the answers you were lookin for
goodbye friend
i dont think you ever knew
that there is someone here
who misses you